What did the alpaca say to the llama? “Wool you ever be mine?”
Alpaca soup? Sounds a bit “shear” genius!
Why did the alpaca win the race? It didn’t stop for a llama break!
You’re so alpaca-licious!
Let’s pa-llama together and have fun!
I’m all about that alpaca life!
What do you call an alpaca magician? An alpacatrix!
You gotta be kidding me, this is alpaca-sational!
I’m alpaca-ing my jokes today.
You’re the llama to my alpaca.
No prob-llama, just alpaca my stuff.
You’ve got alpaca potential!
Don’t make me spit my drink, alpaca-te!
Stay wild, my fluffy alpaca friend!
Feeling down? Just remember to alpaca your troubles away!
All you need is love… and an alpaca!
Keep your friends close and your alpacas closer!
Feeling down? Alpaca a little happiness!
Feeling fuzzy? That’s called an alpaca hug!
I’m totally alpacafied right now!
If I had a dollar for every alpaca pun, I’d be rich!
Keep calm and alpaca on.
What’s an alpaca’s favorite exercise? The wooly squat!
What’s an alpaca’s favorite movie? “Alpaca-tine’s Day”!
How do alpacas keep their outfits fresh? They use wool detergent!
Got wool? Alpaca is the answer.
I’ve got my head in the clouds—like an alpaca!
My favorite band? The Alpaca Dolls!
Let’s make some alpaca-mazing memories!
My alpaca just told me a hilarious joke!
Let’s get this alpaca party started!
What’s an alpaca’s favorite game? Hide and wool-seek!
I can’tbearto be without my fluffy alpaca friends.
It’s a woolly good time with alpacas!
Don’t worry, be alpaca-dabra!
Is that an alpaca in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Why did the alpaca cross the road? To get to the fluffy side!
The fluffier, the better: that’s my alpaca rules!
Alpacas make me feel spiffy and hip.
Alpaca your bags, we’re going on an adventure!
I feel a little alpaca-tastic today!
Don’t be “shear” with your laughter—let it flow like an alpaca!
What do you call a fashionable alpaca? Alpaca-couture!
You’ve got me feelin’ kinda alpaca-nacious.
Alpaca-fy your day with smiles!
Every day is a good day for an alpaca party!
The secret to happiness? Lies in the fluff of an alpaca!
It’s time to make a fleece with my alpacas!
It’s fun to be a part of this alpaca-tion.
I’m not just any animal; I’m an alpaca-one-of-a-kind.
Let’s get this alpaca party started!
It’s a long and winding alpaca road!
Don’t forget to stop and smell the alpacas!
Life’s a journey, so alpaca it up!
Love is in the air, and so is alpaca fluff!
Feeling down? Just alpaca-lot of joy.
It’s fleece-tastic to be an alpaca lover!
I’m all ears, just like an alpaca!
Keep calm and alpaca on.
Just alpaca it, and see what happens!
I’m not a llama, I’m an alpaca!
It’s time to alpaca the picnic!
I’m just alpaca-ing my way through life.
Don’t just stand there, let’s alpaca-dance!
You’ve got the alpaca-titude!
Don’t be sheepish, alpaca your quirks!
Don’t worry, I’m just alpaca-ing my time!
I’m on an alpaca high!
Alpacas make every day better!
Alpacas are a shear delight!
Let’s get this alpaca show on the road!
I’ve got a lot of alpaca-tion to do!
Alpaca your bags for a road trip!
Alpaca the fun, it’s party time!
Life without alpacas is un-fleece-ible!
I like my alpacas multi-tassel!
You’ll be up to your neck in alpacas!
You llama my heart, but alpacas steal the show!
On Wednesdays, we wear alpaca!
I’m having an alpaca-mazing day!
It’s not just a pun, it’s an alpaca-tastic jest!
Alpaca love! It’s a beautiful thing.
Fleece me, I’ve alpaca’d twice!
You crack me up, alpaca-style!
What a great day to be an alpaca enthusiast!
I’ve got an alpaca that speaks louder than words!
I’m not just woolly-headed, I’m alpaca-mazing!
I hate to burst your bubble, but I’m an alpaca fan!
Alpaca my bags, let’s go!
Go big or go alpaca, right?
It’s an alpaca emergency!
Dreams are made of alpaca finance!
Catch me if you can, I’m an alpaca!
Life’s too short, alpaca your dreams!
Fleece your worries away with alpacas!
No prob-llama, but alpacas are cooler.
Alpaca this moment, it’s special.
You’re looking very alpaca-rific today!
I can’t keep my alpacas in line!
Alpacas can be quite the yarn-spinners!
My love for you just keeps growing—like an alpaca’s fleece!
No one else I’d rather alpaca my heart with.
You’re my fleece-mate forever.
Together, we’re un-fleece-gettable!
Without you, my heart is alpaca-ly empty.
You’re my alpaca-lorically divine partner.
You’re my fleecey heartthrob.
You’ve got me feeling all warm and alpaca inside.
When it comes to love, you’re my ultimate fleece.
Our love is un-fleece-ting.
Alpaca love you more and more each day!
You give my heart the ultimate alpaca-boost!
Let’s make this love an alpaca-laugh together!
You’re the map to my alpaca heart!
You’re the ribbon that binds my alpaca heart.
With you, I feel like an alpacademic in love.
Together, we’re a fleece-tastic duo!
You’re the only one for me, no ifs, ands, or alpacas.
You’ve got me on a fluff cloud of love!
I’m falling for you like an alpaca in a haystack!
You and I, we’re a fluff-tastic romance.
I’m totally alpaca-stic about you!
When I’m with you, it’s like a fleece-y dream come true!
Our bond is tighter than an alpaca’s fleece!
I’d be lost without my alpaca love.
Our love story is pure alpaca magic!
In this love story, you’re the leading alpaca!
I’ve fallen for you, hook, line, and alpaca!
We’re a perfect match-a-paca!
You’re my one-llama love.
Love is like an alpaca; soft and full of warmth.
You’ve made me the happiest alpaca-lover alive!
Love is in the alpaca air!
Alpaca my bags; let’s run away together!
Can’t help but alpacappella my love for you!
You make me feel all fluffy inside!
We make a pretty alpaca-tastic pair, don’t you think?
You’ve alpaca-ed your way into my heart.
I’m yours, forever and alpaca-way.
Life’s too short not to alpaca your dreams with love.
I’m stuck on you like an alpaca to its fleece.
Let’s alpaca it up a notch in our love!
You make my heart go “alpaca-bump!”
You’re my soul mate, and alpaca-n’t imagine life without you.
I love you to the alpaca-moon and back!
You’re the fleece that keeps me grounded.
You’re the reason I stay warm at night.
Let’s create an alpaca-riffic love story!
Let’s get alpaca-mazing together.
My heart says yes, and my fleece agrees!
Feeling a little fluff-tastic today!
Just alpaca my way into your heart!
I think you’re alpaca-mazing!
Alpacas bring the fluff, but I bring the stuff!
Alpaca your bags, we’re going on an adventure!
Feeling a little furry and fabulous today!
I’m ready to pack up some fun with alpacas!
It’s fleece-tastic to be an alpaca lover!
You can’t alpaca that!
You need to fleece this moment!
Alpaca latte, please!
Keep calm and carry an alpaca!
Warning: Excessive alpaca puns ahead!
Alpaca my heart, what’s yours?
Alpacas – the fluffiest companions around!
I’m the shepherd of alpaca puns!
I’m going alpaca-crazy with excitement!
Alpaca you later, friends!
Just alpaca-ing around like a pro.
Chill out and take an alpaca break!
Tell me something I don’t alpaca!
Life’s too short, alpaca your dreams!
No prob-llama, just alpaca it!
Wool you be my friend?
I came, I saw, I alpaca-ed!
Let’s get this alpaca party started!
Stay strong and keep calm, alpacas are here!
Don’t worry! Be alpaca-cool.
Fleece me up, Scotty!
That’s how we roll in the alpaca world!
I’m not just any fluff – I’m an alpaca!
You llama believe how cute I look with alpacas!
Can’t stay too serious with these alpaca vibes!
Alpaca the fun, it’s pronounced ‘paw-some’!
Just a couple of alpaca-ble moments!
The fluff never ends with alpacas around!
I don’t know how to alpaca this!
Ewe make me feel like an alpaca!
You make me feel all warm and alpaca!
A little bit of alpaca can brighten your day!
Living my best alpaca life!
I’m just alpaca-ing my way through life.
It’s a whole alpaca vibe out here!
You’ve gotta fleece this to believe it!
Let’s make some alpaca-laughs together!
Let me tell you about my alpaca adventure.
It’s time to llama-fy your feed with alpacas!
You’re the alpaca to my heart!
Hear me roar like an alpaca (well, sort of)!
You’re never too old for an alpaca pun!
Get ready for cake, fun, and a whole lot of alpacas!
My gift to you? An alpaca-filled birthday!
Hop on this birthday wagon and feel the fleecy love!
Another year, another chance to alpaca your dreams!
You’re so loved, it’s completely un-fleece-ievable!
Alpaca the presents, it’s party time!
Happy birthday, you fabulous fleece ball!
Make every moment count, just like an alpaca!
It’s a special day to unleash your inner alpaca!
Cheers to the birthday alpaca queen/king!
Hope your birthday is absolutely alpaca-mazing!
Ring in your birthday with all the alpaca cheer!
Time to make some alpaca-friends at the party!
You’re one year fluffier and that’s fantastic!
Nothing but good vibes and alpacas today!
Fleece your worries away, it’s birthday time!
Life’s a party when it’s filled with alpaca fun!
It’s your day, so relax and alpaca-tivate!
You’ve officially leveled up, alpaca style!
Hope you enjoy every fluffin’ second of your day!
Wishing you a day that’s nothing short of alpaca-riffic!
Hope your birthday is full of fleece-tacular moments!
You’re the alpaca my heart!
No prob-llama, it’s your special day!
Let’s raise a toast to another fleece-filled year!
You’re not just special, you’re alpaca-cellent!
Happy birthday to the most fun-sized alpaca in town!
Have a woolly wonderful birthday!
Today, you’re the most fabulous of all the alpacas!
Don’t let anyone rain on your alpaca parade!
Celebrate big, just like our fluffy friends would!
Let’s get this party alpaca-tion started!
You’re aging beautifully, like a fine alpaca wool!
Let’s make it a day filled with husky laughs and fun!
Let’s get ready to party, alpaca style!
You’re one in a million, just like an alpaca!
Make a wish and let the alpaca magic happen!
At this party, we’re all about that alpaca spirit!
You’re the alpaca-licious star of the day!
Don’t worry, I’m here to alpaca your day!
Hope your cake is as fluffy as an alpaca!
Time to celebrate like an alpaca at a fiesta!
You party like an alpaca; let’s do this!
Enjoy every alpaca moment today, it’s your birthday!
Time to kick back and let your worries alpaca away!
You’ve got the charm of the fluffiest alpaca around!
It’s time for some alpaca-rrific birthday vibes!
Let’s make this birthday a real alpaca-laugh!
Let’s wrap this birthday in warmth and alpaca love!
You’ve got the perfect alpaca-titude for today!