I can’t help but gill over laughing.
Don’t beshellfish; share the axolotl love!
That’s my gill-friend over there!
Just keep swimming, axolotling all day!
I’m at the end of my gill, and it’s axo-lucky!
Axo-lot of fun awaits you!
This is totally axolotl worthy!
What’s better than having axolotls? Axolotls in puns!
Axolotls: when you need a fin-tastic friend!
Axolotl love to catch up overcoffee.
Guess what? I’m axo-lot happier nowadays!
That’s a reel-y good axolotl pun!
Axolotl you need is love!
Can’t slime without you, my axolotl friend.
You’re looking gill-icious today!
An axolotl a day keeps the blues away!
Every day is an axolotl adventure!
I axolotl your jokes; they crack me up!
Keep it axolotl sleek and stylish.
It’s axo-lutely fantastic, right?
This party just axo-lot-lled up!
Axolotl means a lot more than you think!
I’m in an axolotl of trouble now!
Don’t be a wet blanket; let’s axolotl all night!
Keep calm and axolotl on.
Life’s too short; axolotl be happy!
I can’t keep calm; it’s axolotl party time!
Don’t worry, I’ve got this! I’m an axolotl at problem-solving.
I’m fishin’ for some axolotl fun!
I can hardly wait for the axo-long weekend!
Let’s get this party axo-lot-ling!
It’s a little fishy, but I’m into axolotls!
That was a gill-mazing experience!
Be the axolotl you wish to see in the world.
I axolotl believe in magic!
It’s gill-ty pleasure time with these axolotls.
I’ll axolotl your worries away.
If you think I’m slippery, you should see my axolotl!
You can always count on me; I’m an axolotl!
Be sure to axolotl the good times!
I’m ready to axolotl my way to the top!
Let’s make a splash with some axolotl fun!
Work hard, play axolotl!
You’ve got me feeling axo-tally excited!
I’m feeling a tad bit axolotl-ish.
Axolotl friends are the best friends!
Sent you some g-l-o-r-y from my axolotl!
It’s a slippery slope to axolotl happiness.
Make sure to axolotl-t your pals!
Axolotl vibes only!
What do you get when you cross an axolotl with a computer? A friend with byte!
What’s an axolotl’s favorite dessert? Gill-ato!
What did the axolotl text its friend? “Gill you come out and play?”
What did the axolotl order at the bar? A gill-on of water!
What’s an axolotl’s favorite vegetable? A sh-gill-lot of greens!
Why do axolotls hate tennis? They can’t handle the serve!
Why did the axolotl fail art class? Because it couldn’t draw a straight line with its gills!
What do you call it when axolotls tell scary stories? A gill-oween party!
What’s an axolotl’s favorite type of music? Anything that’s gill-acious!
How do axolotls stay organized? With their gill-y planners!
Why did the axolotl break up with its partner? Because it found them tooeel-usive!
How do axolotls stay in touch? By sending gill-mail!
Why did the axolotl start a gardening business? It wanted to help things grow gill-er!
What’s an axolotl’s ambition? To be a gill-eta version of itself!
What’s an axolotl’s favorite movie? “The Gill-ennial!”
What did the axolotl decide to major in at school? Gill-ology!
Why don’t axolotls ever play poker? They can’t handle thefishybusiness!
What do you call an axolotl in a suit? A gill-igant in style!
What’s an axolotl’s favorite party game? Gill-gather ’round!
What’s an axolotl’s favorite exercise? Gills-inesis!
Why did the axolotl cross the road? To get to the other gill-side!
What did the axolotl say to its friend? “I’ll axolotl about you!”
I’m feelin’ gill-ty for not takin’ you to the axolotl party!
Why do axolotls never get lost? They follow the waterway!
Why was the axolotl never late? It always kept its gill-clock on time!
What did the axolotl name its band? “The Gill-ovations!”
Why did the axolotl join a band? It loved to gill the stage!
Why couldn’t the axolotl find its way home? It took a gill- wrong turn!
How does an axolotl get ready for an event? It puts on its best gill-dress!
Why are axolotls great problem solvers? They approach things with a gill-astic mindset!
What’s the axolotl’s favorite sport? Gill-tanics!
Why did the axolotl sit by the computer? It wanted to surf the web-fish!
Why do axolotls make great friends? They’re always there to support your gill-ings!
Why did the axolotl blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom!
How do axolotls celebrate their birthdays? With a gill-icious cake!
How do you invite an axolotl to dinner? “Gill-er me some food!”
How do axolotls greet each other? With a “shello”!
What’s an axolotl’s favorite type of phone? A gill-phone!
What do you call an axolotl that tells jokes? A pun-axolotl!
What’s an axolotl’s favorite dance? The gill-spin!
How do you cheer up an axolotl? With a little gill-t of laughter!
What do you call a group of axolotls? A gill-gan!
How do axolotls communicate? Through gill-ographs!
How do axolotls keep track of their floating friends? With a gill-endar!
What did the axolotl say during the meeting? “Let’s not get too gill-ted with our ideas!”
What’s an axolotl’s favorite game? Hide and gill-seek!
What do axolotls say when they’re really happy? “I’m feeling gill-mazing!”
Why did the axolotl win the race? It was a fast mover with gills of speed!
What do you call a wise axolotl? An axolotlaus!
What did the axolotl say to calm its friend down? “Just breathe, it’s all gill-okay!”
Don’t worry, be happy, axolotl-style!
Let’s get this axo-lot of fun rolling!
I’m not just any pet; I’m an axolotl!
I’m here for all the axolotl feels.
This calls for a gill-abration!
Let’s get this party axolotl started!
You’re the reason I’m feeling a bit froggy.
No need to get your scales in a twist.
Axolotls and chill, anyone?
I can’t help but gill in love with you.
You’re sosweet, you make my gills flutter!
Nothing can separate our axolotl bond.
I’m pond-ering how great you are!
Got my gills on you.
It’s axolotl time for friendship!
Axolotl, we’re in this together!
You’re totally axolotly awesome!
I’m totally gill-ty of axolotl admiration.
Let’s go on an axolotl adventure!
Feeling a little axolotly fabulous today!
You warm my cold-blooded heart!
You make my heart do the gill-abrate dance!
You’ve got a gill-iant personality!
Let’s make it axolotl fun!
I’ll axolotl love you no matter what.
You’re definitely the one I want to axolotl with.
Let’s be like axolotls and grow together!
You’re gill-ted with charm and grace!
Let’s get gilled up for some fun!
When life gets tough, just axolotl it out!
Life’s a beach, and I’m just an axolotl.
Keep calm and axolotl on.
Just living my best axolotl life.
Axolotls: turning frowns upside down!
You’re fin-tastic just the way you are!
I’m feeling a bit gilly today!
You’re one in a gill-ion!
Gill me softly with your love!
You’re looking gill-icious today!
Don’t be shellfish, share the love!
Just keep swimming, axolotl-style.
I’ll always stick with you, axolotl style.
How’s it gill-ting?
Live, love, axolotl.
You’ve hooked me from the start!
You’re my gill-friend forever!
All I need is love and an axolotl.
You’re the gill to my heart!
I just can’t seem to let this axolotl go.
You’re a fin-omenal friend!