Why did the axolotl blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom!
What’s an axolotl’s favorite party game? Gill-gather ’round!
What’s an axolotl’s ambition? To be a gill-eta version of itself!
What did the axolotl text its friend? “Gill you come out and play?”
How do axolotls celebrate their birthdays? With a gill-icious cake!
What’s an axolotl’s favorite dance? The gill-spin!
Why did the axolotl win the race? It was a fast mover with gills of speed!
How does an axolotl get ready for an event? It puts on its best gill-dress!
What do you call an axolotl in a suit? A gill-igant in style!
What did the axolotl name its band? “The Gill-ovations!”
Why do axolotls hate tennis? They can’t handle the serve!
Why did the axolotl join a band? It loved to gill the stage!
What’s an axolotl’s favorite game? Hide and gill-seek!
What did the axolotl order at the bar? A gill-on of water!
Why did the axolotl start a gardening business? It wanted to help things grow gill-er!
What’s the axolotl’s favorite sport? Gill-tanics!
How do you cheer up an axolotl? With a little gill-t of laughter!
What did the axolotl decide to major in at school? Gill-ology!
Why did the axolotl cross the road? To get to the other gill-side!
What do you get when you cross an axolotl with a computer? A friend with byte!
Why did the axolotl break up with its partner? Because it found them tooeel-usive!
How do axolotls greet each other? With a “shello”!
What’s an axolotl’s favorite dessert? Gill-ato!
Why was the axolotl never late? It always kept its gill-clock on time!
I’m feelin’ gill-ty for not takin’ you to the axolotl party!
How do axolotls communicate? Through gill-ographs!
Why did the axolotl fail art class? Because it couldn’t draw a straight line with its gills!
What did the axolotl say to its friend? “I’ll axolotl about you!”
Why are axolotls great problem solvers? They approach things with a gill-astic mindset!
What’s an axolotl’s favorite exercise? Gills-inesis!
What’s an axolotl’s favorite type of phone? A gill-phone!
What’s an axolotl’s favorite vegetable? A sh-gill-lot of greens!
Why did the axolotl sit by the computer? It wanted to surf the web-fish!
How do axolotls keep track of their floating friends? With a gill-endar!
Why don’t axolotls ever play poker? They can’t handle thefishybusiness!
What do you call a wise axolotl? An axolotlaus!
Why do axolotls never get lost? They follow the waterway!
What do you call it when axolotls tell scary stories? A gill-oween party!
How do you invite an axolotl to dinner? “Gill-er me some food!”
What do you call a group of axolotls? A gill-gan!
What did the axolotl say during the meeting? “Let’s not get too gill-ted with our ideas!”
Why couldn’t the axolotl find its way home? It took a gill- wrong turn!
What did the axolotl say to calm its friend down? “Just breathe, it’s all gill-okay!”
What do you call an axolotl that tells jokes? A pun-axolotl!
What’s an axolotl’s favorite movie? “The Gill-ennial!”
How do axolotls stay in touch? By sending gill-mail!
Why do axolotls make great friends? They’re always there to support your gill-ings!
What do axolotls say when they’re really happy? “I’m feeling gill-mazing!”
What’s an axolotl’s favorite type of music? Anything that’s gill-acious!
How do axolotls stay organized? With their gill-y planners!
You can always count on me; I’m an axolotl!
That’s a reel-y good axolotl pun!
This party just axo-lot-lled up!
I’ll axolotl your worries away.
I axolotl believe in magic!
I axolotl your jokes; they crack me up!
It’s gill-ty pleasure time with these axolotls.
It’s axo-lutely fantastic, right?
I’m at the end of my gill, and it’s axo-lucky!
Keep calm and axolotl on.
Let’s make a splash with some axolotl fun!
Be the axolotl you wish to see in the world.
Let’s get this party axo-lot-ling!
This is totally axolotl worthy!
It’s a little fishy, but I’m into axolotls!
Axolotl vibes only!
Guess what? I’m axo-lot happier nowadays!
I can’t help but gill over laughing.
That was a gill-mazing experience!
Life’s too short; axolotl be happy!
Axolotl friends are the best friends!
Sent you some g-l-o-r-y from my axolotl!
Just keep swimming, axolotling all day!
Axolotls: when you need a fin-tastic friend!
I’m ready to axolotl my way to the top!
Axolotl love to catch up overcoffee.
An axolotl a day keeps the blues away!
Keep it axolotl sleek and stylish.
You’ve got me feeling axo-tally excited!
Make sure to axolotl-t your pals!
Every day is an axolotl adventure!
Be sure to axolotl the good times!
If you think I’m slippery, you should see my axolotl!
Don’t worry, I’ve got this! I’m an axolotl at problem-solving.
It’s a slippery slope to axolotl happiness.
Don’t beshellfish; share the axolotl love!
I can’t keep calm; it’s axolotl party time!
What’s better than having axolotls? Axolotls in puns!
I’m fishin’ for some axolotl fun!
Axolotl you need is love!
That’s my gill-friend over there!
Can’t slime without you, my axolotl friend.
Work hard, play axolotl!
Axolotl means a lot more than you think!
You’re looking gill-icious today!
I’m feeling a tad bit axolotl-ish.
Axo-lot of fun awaits you!
I can hardly wait for the axo-long weekend!
I’m in an axolotl of trouble now!
Don’t be a wet blanket; let’s axolotl all night!
You’re the reason I’m feeling a bit froggy.
You’re looking gill-icious today!
Keep calm and axolotl on.
You’re my gill-friend forever!
No need to get your scales in a twist.
Let’s make it axolotl fun!
You make my heart do the gill-abrate dance!
Let’s get this party axolotl started!
Got my gills on you.
Life’s a beach, and I’m just an axolotl.
Let’s go on an axolotl adventure!
I can’t help but gill in love with you.
Just keep swimming, axolotl-style.
Let’s be like axolotls and grow together!
Don’t be shellfish, share the love!
I’ll always stick with you, axolotl style.
When life gets tough, just axolotl it out!
Nothing can separate our axolotl bond.
Let’s get gilled up for some fun!
I’m not just any pet; I’m an axolotl!
Gill me softly with your love!
It’s axolotl time for friendship!
You’re fin-tastic just the way you are!
You’re definitely the one I want to axolotl with.
This calls for a gill-abration!
You’re a fin-omenal friend!
You’re sosweet, you make my gills flutter!
Axolotls: turning frowns upside down!
You’re gill-ted with charm and grace!
I’m totally gill-ty of axolotl admiration.
You’re totally axolotly awesome!
Axolotl, we’re in this together!
Axolotls and chill, anyone?
Feeling a little axolotly fabulous today!
You warm my cold-blooded heart!
Don’t worry, be happy, axolotl-style!
I’m pond-ering how great you are!
You’ve got a gill-iant personality!
I’m feeling a bit gilly today!
How’s it gill-ting?
Let’s get this axo-lot of fun rolling!
Live, love, axolotl.
You’re the gill to my heart!
I just can’t seem to let this axolotl go.
All I need is love and an axolotl.
You’re one in a gill-ion!
You’ve hooked me from the start!
Just living my best axolotl life.
I’ll axolotl love you no matter what.
I’m here for all the axolotl feels.