What’s a beaver’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop wood.
What’s a beaver’s least favorite class? Woodshop.
What do you call a fancy beaver restaurant? Chez-dam-bark.
Why don’t beavers ever get lost? They always follow their instinct to ‘dam’ right path.
How does a beaver introduce himself? Hi, I’m here to catch up on my gnaws.
What do beavers put on their Valentine’s cards? Wood you be mine?
What’s a beaver’s favorite kind of party? A log jam.
When does discrimination bother a beaver? When he’s being log-ged off.
What do you call a beaver with a security job? A dam bouncer.
What’s a beaver’s favorite carnival attraction? The water log flume.
What’s a beaver’s favorite game? Gnaws and crosses.
What do you call a beaver getting a haircut? A trim-log-ine.
Why did the beaver refuse dessert? He was already stuffed to the gills with bark.
Why did the beaver go to school? To get more logs about math.
What’s a beaver’s motto? Gnaw or never.
Why don’t beavers take elevators? They prefer wooden steps.
Why did the beaver start a band? He wanted to rock the logs!
Why did the beaver bring a suitcase? He heard the river was going on a trip.
Why did the beaver get excited about his birthday? He was thrilled for all the dam presents.
What’s a beaver’s dream job? Civil engineer.
What did the beaver say to his sweetheart? I’m be-witched by your personality.
Why did the beaver wear a hard hat? In case of incidence, he could claim the dam-age.
Why did the beaver break up? He found it too dam complicated.
What kind of music do beavers play at their parties? Logrythms.
Why did the beaver build a dam? He wanted to keep his metro-gnaw-lis dry.
Why don’t beavers play cards? They’re always building bridges.
Why are beavers excellent builders? They achieve every tree-son.
What did the beaver say when he saw a tree? It’s gnaw or never!
What’s a beaver’s favorite snack? Wood chips, of course!
What do you call a beaver that plays the piano? A dam fine musician.
Why do beavers love math? They love to multiply their logs.
What’s a beaver’s favorite form of transportation? The river-raft.
What kind of TV shows do beavers watch? River-dramas.
How do beavers stay in shape? They gnaw their greens.
Why are beavers so good at making friends? Because they truly be-leaf in taking care of their buds.
How do beavers send messages? By e-mail logs.
Why did the beaver fail his exam? He bit off more than he could chew.
What do you call a lazy beaver? A beaver lever!
Why did the beaver sit on the couch all day? He just couldn’t find the dam remote.
Why did the beaver cross the road? To chop down the tree on the other side.
Why was the beaver feeling moody? He missed woodworking.
Why did the beaver wear sunglasses? To protect his beaver-vision.
What do you call a beaver who tells jokes? A pun-dit.
What happens when a beaver is hungry? He won’t leave you a-lone-tree.
How do you describe a beaver who can’t stop working? He’s dam obsessed.
What did the tree say to the beaver? Cut it out!
What’s a beaver’s favorite animal sound? Quack logs.
What was the beaver’s New Year’s resolution? Wood work harder.
How do beavers travel long distances? By flat-tail platypus.
What’s a beaver’s best friend? A timberwolffor protection.
“Are you jamboree-ing yet? I’m as excited as a beaver at a log pile!”
“That beaver’s work ethic is unpredamted.”
“Beaver school features a curriculum of gnaw-logy.”
“Beware of the beaver in denial!”
“I’m notlion, I’ve got a beaver friend for you.”
“Is that beaver speaking French? Oui, he’s trying to gnaw-thentic.”
“The beaver couldn’t stop at just one dam, he had an addictive gnaw-ture.”
“He became a beaver because he wanted to gnaw a little more about the world.”
“Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other dam side!”
“The beaver carpenter’s motto: Measure twice, gnaw once.”
“Did you hear about the beaver’s comedy act? It was dam hilarious!”
“He’s a dam-bassador for the beaver colony.”
“That beaver writes dam good poetry!”
“Quit gnawing away at the problem, just dam do it!”
“Beaver scouts always help gnawsome across the street.”
“The beaver signed up for a gnaw-bstacle course fun run.”
“Beaverlympics is the most awaited gnaw-lympic event.”
“It’s a beaver-eat-beaver world out there.”
“That beaver’s got the right at-timber!”
“Guess what my favorite type of movies is? Beaver dams.”
“The beaver got promoted at work. He really took it up a notch!”
“What did the beaver say to the tree? It’s been gnaw-some meeting you!”
“Do you believe in life after logging?”
“Why did the beaver become a detective? He loved solving gnaw-stries.”
“Do beavers at school learn gnaw-tation?”
“The beaver magician’s greatest trick? Making trees disappear!”
“What’s a beaver’s favorite lunch? Wood-firedpizza.”
“He got into a dam argument and it was gnarly.”
“Beavers make great builders because they have a natural knack-gnaw sense.”
“What’s a beaver’s favorite accessory? A dam good belt.”
“I’m dam-stounded by how clever beavers are!”
“The beaver chef’s specialty? Grilled tree-cheesesandwiches.”
“The beaver went viral for his gnawsome vlog.”
“Did you hear about the beaver’s court trial? He pled gnaw-lo contendere.”
“He joined the beaver guards; he’s a natural dam-bassador.”
“Feeling beaverish today; just can’t log off.”
“He’s so gnaw-sty, he’ll chew right through your arguments.”
“That beaver’s outfit is simply un-fur-gettable.”
“What do beavers call their family reunions? A gnaw-thering.”
“Are you fur real? That’s a dam good joke!”
“He’s beaver every day hustling, never a moment to timber.”
“Stop dam-ming around and get to work!”
“I’m beaverly sure that’s not how you build a dam!”
“Did you hear about the beaver’s party? It was a real hoot!”
“The beaver’s dance moves? Always on the gnaw-diagram!”
“Why did the beaver start a band? To play some log tunes.”
“The beaver artist’s favorite color? Burnt umber.”
“He’s just dam full of puns!”
“Beaver for the win, he’s one tough gnaw-tlet.”
“For his encore, he played the gnaw-torious shellac.”