Beaver pun one-liners

• “That beaver’s outfit is simply un-fur-gettable.”
• “Beavers make great builders because they have a natural knack-gnaw sense.”
• “What did the beaver say to the tree? It’s been gnaw-some meeting you!”
• “Why did the beaver start a band? To play some log tunes.”
• “That beaver’s got the right at-timber!”
• “What do beavers call their family reunions? A gnaw-thering.”
• “For his encore, he played the gnaw-torious shellac.”
• “He’s just dam full of puns!”
• “Did you hear about the beaver’s party? It was a real hoot!”
• “I’m notlion, I’ve got a beaver friend for you.”
• “Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other dam side!”
• “Feeling beaverish today; just can’t log off.”
• “He became a beaver because he wanted to gnaw a little more about the world.”
• “The beaver chef’s specialty? Grilled tree-cheesesandwiches.”
• “The beaver artist’s favorite color? Burnt umber.”
• “He’s so gnaw-sty, he’ll chew right through your arguments.”
• “The beaver couldn’t stop at just one dam, he had an addictive gnaw-ture.”
• “Do beavers at school learn gnaw-tation?”
• “He joined the beaver guards; he’s a natural dam-bassador.”
• “Are you jamboree-ing yet? I’m as excited as a beaver at a log pile!”
• “He got into a dam argument and it was gnarly.”
• “What’s a beaver’s favorite lunch? Wood-firedpizza.”
• “That beaver’s work ethic is unpredamted.”
• “I’m beaverly sure that’s not how you build a dam!”
• “Quit gnawing away at the problem, just dam do it!”
• “The beaver signed up for a gnaw-bstacle course fun run.”
• “Stop dam-ming around and get to work!”
• “I’m dam-stounded by how clever beavers are!”
• “Beaver school features a curriculum of gnaw-logy.”
• “He’s a dam-bassador for the beaver colony.”
• “Do you believe in life after logging?”
• “That beaver writes dam good poetry!”
• “He’s beaver every day hustling, never a moment to timber.”
• “Guess what my favorite type of movies is? Beaver dams.”
• “What’s a beaver’s favorite accessory? A dam good belt.”
• “The beaver carpenter’s motto: Measure twice, gnaw once.”
• “Are you fur real? That’s a dam good joke!”
• “Beaver scouts always help gnawsome across the street.”
• “Beaver for the win, he’s one tough gnaw-tlet.”
• “Did you hear about the beaver’s court trial? He pled gnaw-lo contendere.”
• “The beaver got promoted at work. He really took it up a notch!”
• “The beaver’s dance moves? Always on the gnaw-diagram!”
• “Did you hear about the beaver’s comedy act? It was dam hilarious!”
• “The beaver magician’s greatest trick? Making trees disappear!”
• “Is that beaver speaking French? Oui, he’s trying to gnaw-thentic.”
• “Why did the beaver become a detective? He loved solving gnaw-stries.”
• “The beaver went viral for his gnawsome vlog.”
• “It’s a beaver-eat-beaver world out there.”
• “Beaverlympics is the most awaited gnaw-lympic event.”
• “Beware of the beaver in denial!”

Funny beaver puns and jokes

• How does a beaver introduce himself? Hi, I’m here to catch up on my gnaws.
• How do beavers send messages? By e-mail logs.
• Why was the beaver feeling moody? He missed woodworking.
• Why did the beaver get excited about his birthday? He was thrilled for all the dam presents.
• Why are beavers so good at making friends? Because they truly be-leaf in taking care of their buds.
• Why don’t beavers play cards? They’re always building bridges.
• How do beavers travel long distances? By flat-tail platypus.
• What’s a beaver’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop wood.
• Why did the beaver start a band? He wanted to rock the logs!
• What’s a beaver’s least favorite class? Woodshop.
• Why do beavers love math? They love to multiply their logs.
• When does discrimination bother a beaver? When he’s being log-ged off.
• Why did the beaver bring a suitcase? He heard the river was going on a trip.
• What’s a beaver’s favorite game? Gnaws and crosses.
• What kind of TV shows do beavers watch? River-dramas.
• Why did the beaver break up? He found it too dam complicated.
• Why did the beaver wear sunglasses? To protect his beaver-vision.
• What do you call a lazy beaver? A beaver lever!
• What do you call a fancy beaver restaurant? Chez-dam-bark.
• Why did the beaver build a dam? He wanted to keep his metro-gnaw-lis dry.
• What’s a beaver’s favorite carnival attraction? The water log flume.
• What’s a beaver’s dream job? Civil engineer.
• What did the beaver say to his sweetheart? I’m be-witched by your personality.
• Why did the beaver fail his exam? He bit off more than he could chew.
• What’s a beaver’s favorite animal sound? Quack logs.
• What happens when a beaver is hungry? He won’t leave you a-lone-tree.
• What was the beaver’s New Year’s resolution? Wood work harder.
• Why don’t beavers take elevators? They prefer wooden steps.
• Why did the beaver sit on the couch all day? He just couldn’t find the dam remote.
• Why are beavers excellent builders? They achieve every tree-son.
• What’s a beaver’s best friend? A timberwolffor protection.
• How do you describe a beaver who can’t stop working? He’s dam obsessed.
• What do you call a beaver getting a haircut? A trim-log-ine.
• What do beavers put on their Valentine’s cards? Wood you be mine?
• What’s a beaver’s motto? Gnaw or never.
• What do you call a beaver who tells jokes? A pun-dit.
• Why did the beaver wear a hard hat? In case of incidence, he could claim the dam-age.
• What did the beaver say when he saw a tree? It’s gnaw or never!
• What’s a beaver’s favorite kind of party? A log jam.
• What did the tree say to the beaver? Cut it out!
• What do you call a beaver with a security job? A dam bouncer.
• What do you call a beaver that plays the piano? A dam fine musician.
• What’s a beaver’s favorite snack? Wood chips, of course!
• Why did the beaver refuse dessert? He was already stuffed to the gills with bark.
• Why did the beaver go to school? To get more logs about math.
• How do beavers stay in shape? They gnaw their greens.
• What kind of music do beavers play at their parties? Logrythms.
• What’s a beaver’s favorite form of transportation? The river-raft.
• Why did the beaver cross the road? To chop down the tree on the other side.
• Why don’t beavers ever get lost? They always follow their instinct to ‘dam’ right path.