What did the bell pepper say during the job interview? “I’m a natural leader — I’ve got a zest for success!”
Why was the bell pepper feeling insecure? It always gets roasted!
Why did the bell pepper get promoted? It had excellent thyme management!
Why did the bell pepper fail art class? It couldn’t draw any cumin lines!
How do bell peppers celebrate their birthday? They throw a pepper party!
Why did the bell pepper break up with the chili pepper? It just couldn’t handle the heat!
What makes bell peppers such great friends? They’re un-peeling and wholesome!
Why do bell peppers go to therapy? To pepper up their mental health!
How did the bell pepper ace the math test? It was no flavor-o-theta calculus!
Why was the bell pepper such a good musician? It had perfect pick-a-lo tongues!
What’s a bell pepper’s favorite instrument? The pepper-cussion!
Why don’t bell peppers trust other vegetables? They always leek information!
What’s a bell pepper’s favorite music genre? Salsa!
How do bell peppers express love? “I love you from my head to-ma-toes!”
Why are bell peppers bad at giving advice? They can be a little wishy-washy!
How do bell peppers take their souvenirs? In a pepper-grinder!
Why did the bell pepper get detention? It was caught roasting the teacher!
What’s a bell pepper’s favorite game? Capsicum ball!
What’s a bell pepper’s favorite kind of movie? Nachocheese-ture films!
Why do bell peppers make terrible detectives? They’re afraid of chili challenges!
What keeps bell peppers motivated? Their zest for living!
Why don’t bell peppers play basketball? They’re afraid of getting dunked!
What did the red bell pepper say to the green bell pepper? You’re getting so mature!
What do you call a bell pepper that tells the weather? A green bean-meteorologist!
What’s a bell pepper’s favorite romantic drama? “When Harry Met Salad!”
Why are bell peppers bad at secrets? They always end up in a stew!
What do you call a bell pepper’s favorite sketch comedian? Cap-Sketch Fearon!
Why do bell peppers like to meditate? To find their inner peas!
How do bell peppers greet each other? “Hey, bell-a!”
How do bell peppers trick-or-treat? They dress up as pepper-ghouls!
What’s a bell pepper’s favorite sport? Jalapeño-polo!
What did the bell pepper say to the jalapeño? “You’re hot stuff, but I’m sweet!”
Why do bell peppers like bright lights? They love to bask-illuminated!
How do bell peppers apologize? “Forgive me, I mist you!”
How does a bell pepper say goodbye? “It’s been a peppa-lution!”
How do bell peppers cheer each other up? By saying, “You’re pepper-fect!”
Why was the bell pepper a great leader? It knew how to keep things calm and under cotrol!
Why was the bell pepper always calm? It never lost its thyme!
How did the bell pepper win the debate? It punned everyone over!
How do bell peppers introduce themselves at parties? “I’m kind of a big dill!”
Why don’t bell peppers gossip? They’re mindful not to bell-tattle!
Why do bell peppers make great comedians? They always leave ’em red with laughter!
Why did the bell pepper join the talent show? It wanted to spice up the performance!
How do bell peppers feel in winter? A little chili!
How do bell peppers talk when they’re feeling sassy? With a jalapeño attitude!
How do bell peppers look at life? Always in living color!
Why was the bell pepper the best at yoga? It had an awesome downward pepper pose!
Why was the bell pepper accused of cheating? Its answers were too spicy!
What did the chef say to the bell pepper while cooking? “You’re on fire, pepper!”
How do bell peppers keep in touch? They text each other pepper-grams!
Peppers aren’t just produce; they’re pan-trum.
Every bell pepper believes it’s the peppermost importantfruit.
The pepper was so dramatic it always wanted a leading role—often leant itself to the ‘salsa’.
I thought I could skip the bell peppers, but mysaladcalled the shots.
Don’t get emotional over bell peppers; they’re just a seedy bunch.
Bell peppers have stalks—and no, not the creepy kind.
Bell peppers make great detectives; they relish solving mysteries.
I’m on a roll. No, wait, that’s a bell pepper sausage.
I didn’t want to pepper you with too many details.
What compliment did the tomato give the bell pepper? “You’re kind of a big dill!”
Bell peppers always win at dodgeball; they’re just too slick.
When asked how they feel, bell peppers often proclaim, “I’m on fire-up!”
A bell pepper in love? Quite the rom-peppic!
I’d chop my own jokes, but the bell peppers always steal thelime-light.
If you kiss a bell pepper, it might just turnip your day.
Cracking a pun with a bell pepper takes a seedy idea.
Nevertaco’bout my bell peppers like they aren’t spicy.
Don’t push your bell pepper luck, or you’ll get roasted.
Going against the chili convention, bell peppers stand out for theirsweettemper.
They say the best comedy is all about thyme, but don’t forget at pepp in the laughter.
Life without bell peppers would be pointless; they might pepper-y the soul!
Why was the bell pepper always hired? ‘Cause it was in high-demand.
I knew the bell pepper loved art because it always painted in broad strokes.
Bell peppers have electrifying zest appeal.
My friend asked me if I had any spare bell peppers. I said, “Sorry, I’m all peppered out!”
I don’tcarrotall if you think bell peppers can’t be funny.
When a bell pepper tells you it’s hot stuff,lettucebelieve it.
If you’re looking for nutrition, turn to bell peppers—they pepper-mount the charts!
At a stoplight, the bell pepper said, “Let’s lettuce start fresh!”
I’m bell-iever that peppers have feelings too!
If bell peppers ever form a band, they’d play rock and bowl.
A bell pepper’s favorite clothing brand? Gap.
Bringing humor to the table is just a peppery thing to do.
Once you hop on the bell pepper train, you’ll ride int’heitana forever!
Peppers learn self-defense by practicing jalapeno chopping.
When a pepper tells a joke, it leaves everyone in stitches.
I’m kind of a big dill when it comes to bell perseveration.
Who needs a knight in shining armor when a mighty bell pepper’s around?
Bell peppers always scream at horror movies; they’re always on the edge of their seeds!
Bell peppers are great at yoga—they always find inner peas.
I’d invite bell peppers to my party, but they might curry the way.
The bell pepper walked into a bar and said, “Turnipthe beet!”
Can I get a bell of an amen for these colorful veggies?
Every bell pepper can indeed Tango—and Salsa too.
I pepper my conversations with puns because it spices things up.
I forgot to buy bell peppers, now it’s just a jalapeno-ing situation.
Bell peppers bring zest into every circular conversation.
The bell pepper couldn’t stop blushing, it was so sun-ripened!
Don’t get jalapeño business if you can’t handle the spice.
If you can’t find your bell pepper, don’t worry—it’s probably in the produce section where it belongs.
How do peppers start a race? Ready, set, grow!
What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeño business!
What do you call a bell pepper that tells secrets? A loud peppermouth.
Why did the bell pepper always win trivia? It knew all the capsafacts.
Why didn’t the other vegetables invite the bell pepper? It was too overbearing.
What do you call a bell pepper on a cold day? A chili pepper!
What’s bell pepper’s dream job? A spice meteorologist.
Why was the bell pepper confused at the gym? It thought it was a weight-lifting jalapeno.
Why did the bell pepper fail school? Too many missed roots.
How do peppers solve arguments? By simmering down.
How do peppers relax? By sun-drying.
What did the bell pepper say to thetomato? You’re saucy!
How does a little pepper protect itself? It becomes a pepper spray!
Why was the bell pepper a great musician? It could play all the right strings.
What’s a bell pepper’s favorite sport? Squash!
Why did the bell pepper go to college? To get a higher zest-ucation.
Why did the chef get fired? He couldn’t handle the capsicum!
What do you call two peppers arguing? A spicy debate.
What’s a bell pepper’s favorite music genre? Salsa.
How did the bell pepper greet thebanana? “Stop appealing and start peeling.”
What’s bell pepper’s favorite actor? Johnny Depp-er!
What’s a bell pepper’s favorite holiday? Spicy Seasonings Day.
What did the bell pepper say before leaving? “Sorry, gotta peel!”
How did the bell pepper surprise its friends? By making a hot entrance!
Why was the bell pepper bad at stand-up? Its jokes couldn’t handle the heat.
How do bell peppers say goodbye? “Catch you on the far side of the fry!”
How do you fix a broken bell pepper? With some chili glue.
Why was the bell pepper a great detective? It could always sniff out the bad spices.
How do peppers travel through the city? By capsaicin.
Why do bell peppers never get lost? They always follow their nose.
What does a bell pepper do at work? Sends hot memos.
Did you hear about the pepper that won the lottery? It was a little chili-onnaire!
Why was the bell pepper always confident? It had a lot of zest!
Why did the bell pepper lose at cards? It didn’t know how to deal.
What’s a bell pepper’s favorite movie? The Chili Factory.
How did the bell pepper propose? With a spicy ring.
Why did the bell pepper break up with the jalapeño? It couldn’t handle the heat.
What’s a bell pepper’s favorite sci-fi franchise? The Chili Wars.
What do you call a daring bell pepper? A little chili-outlaw.
How does the bell pepper feel with too many compliments? Quite flattered.
Why was the bell pepper such a great counselor? It could always lend a listening ear.
What did the jealous bell pepper say? “You’re so a-peeling!”
What do peppers do when they’re angry? They get jalapeño face!
How do peppers watch movies? On the chili-vision.
Why do bell peppers always win at volleyball? They have great team-spirit.
Why do peppers make great friends? They’re never too hot to handle.
What do you call a bell pepper that’s afraid to fight? A sissy pepper.
What’s a chef’s nightmare? A bell pepper with bad taste!
Why did the bell pepper go to jail? It was caught stalking.
What do you call a bell pepper that’s on time? A pepper-punctual!