What’s bell pepper’s favorite actor? Johnny Depp-er!
Did you hear about the pepper that won the lottery? It was a little chili-onnaire!
Why didn’t the other vegetables invite the bell pepper? It was too overbearing.
How do bell peppers say goodbye? “Catch you on the far side of the fry!”
What’s a bell pepper’s favorite holiday? Spicy Seasonings Day.
What’s a bell pepper’s favorite movie? The Chili Factory.
What do you call a daring bell pepper? A little chili-outlaw.
What do you call a bell pepper that’s afraid to fight? A sissy pepper.
How does the bell pepper feel with too many compliments? Quite flattered.
Why was the bell pepper a great detective? It could always sniff out the bad spices.
What do you call a bell pepper on a cold day? A chili pepper!
Why was the bell pepper a great musician? It could play all the right strings.
How did the bell pepper surprise its friends? By making a hot entrance!
Why was the bell pepper confused at the gym? It thought it was a weight-lifting jalapeno.
What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeño business!
What did the bell pepper say before leaving? “Sorry, gotta peel!”
What did the bell pepper say to thetomato? You’re saucy!
What’s bell pepper’s dream job? A spice meteorologist.
What does a bell pepper do at work? Sends hot memos.
Why was the bell pepper such a great counselor? It could always lend a listening ear.
How do peppers travel through the city? By capsaicin.
Why did the bell pepper go to college? To get a higher zest-ucation.
Why did the bell pepper go to jail? It was caught stalking.
Why do peppers make great friends? They’re never too hot to handle.
What did the jealous bell pepper say? “You’re so a-peeling!”
Why did the bell pepper lose at cards? It didn’t know how to deal.
How do peppers start a race? Ready, set, grow!
What do peppers do when they’re angry? They get jalapeño face!
Why did the bell pepper break up with the jalapeño? It couldn’t handle the heat.
How does a little pepper protect itself? It becomes a pepper spray!
Why was the bell pepper bad at stand-up? Its jokes couldn’t handle the heat.
Why do bell peppers always win at volleyball? They have great team-spirit.
How do peppers watch movies? On the chili-vision.
How do you fix a broken bell pepper? With some chili glue.
Why did the bell pepper always win trivia? It knew all the capsafacts.
What’s a bell pepper’s favorite sport? Squash!
What’s a bell pepper’s favorite sci-fi franchise? The Chili Wars.
How did the bell pepper greet thebanana? “Stop appealing and start peeling.”
Why do bell peppers never get lost? They always follow their nose.
Why did the chef get fired? He couldn’t handle the capsicum!
What do you call a bell pepper that tells secrets? A loud peppermouth.
What do you call two peppers arguing? A spicy debate.
What’s a bell pepper’s favorite music genre? Salsa.
How do peppers solve arguments? By simmering down.
How did the bell pepper propose? With a spicy ring.
Why did the bell pepper fail school? Too many missed roots.
How do peppers relax? By sun-drying.
Why was the bell pepper always confident? It had a lot of zest!
What do you call a bell pepper that’s on time? A pepper-punctual!
What’s a chef’s nightmare? A bell pepper with bad taste!
I thought I could skip the bell peppers, but mysaladcalled the shots.
I’m on a roll. No, wait, that’s a bell pepper sausage.
If you kiss a bell pepper, it might just turnip your day.
They say the best comedy is all about thyme, but don’t forget at pepp in the laughter.
Every bell pepper believes it’s the peppermost importantfruit.
When a bell pepper tells you it’s hot stuff,lettucebelieve it.
Peppers learn self-defense by practicing jalapeno chopping.
I knew the bell pepper loved art because it always painted in broad strokes.
The bell pepper couldn’t stop blushing, it was so sun-ripened!
Cracking a pun with a bell pepper takes a seedy idea.
Bell peppers have stalks—and no, not the creepy kind.
A bell pepper’s favorite clothing brand? Gap.
If you’re looking for nutrition, turn to bell peppers—they pepper-mount the charts!
Bell peppers always scream at horror movies; they’re always on the edge of their seeds!
I’m kind of a big dill when it comes to bell perseveration.
The pepper was so dramatic it always wanted a leading role—often leant itself to the ‘salsa’.
Bell peppers make great detectives; they relish solving mysteries.
Who needs a knight in shining armor when a mighty bell pepper’s around?
Once you hop on the bell pepper train, you’ll ride int’heitana forever!
Don’t get emotional over bell peppers; they’re just a seedy bunch.
Life without bell peppers would be pointless; they might pepper-y the soul!
I’d chop my own jokes, but the bell peppers always steal thelime-light.
What compliment did the tomato give the bell pepper? “You’re kind of a big dill!”
I’m bell-iever that peppers have feelings too!
At a stoplight, the bell pepper said, “Let’s lettuce start fresh!”
Every bell pepper can indeed Tango—and Salsa too.
I pepper my conversations with puns because it spices things up.
Bringing humor to the table is just a peppery thing to do.
When asked how they feel, bell peppers often proclaim, “I’m on fire-up!”
Going against the chili convention, bell peppers stand out for theirsweettemper.
I don’tcarrotall if you think bell peppers can’t be funny.
Don’t get jalapeño business if you can’t handle the spice.
My friend asked me if I had any spare bell peppers. I said, “Sorry, I’m all peppered out!”
Bell peppers bring zest into every circular conversation.
Don’t push your bell pepper luck, or you’ll get roasted.
Bell peppers are great at yoga—they always find inner peas.
I’d invite bell peppers to my party, but they might curry the way.
A bell pepper in love? Quite the rom-peppic!
Bell peppers have electrifying zest appeal.
I forgot to buy bell peppers, now it’s just a jalapeno-ing situation.
I didn’t want to pepper you with too many details.
If you can’t find your bell pepper, don’t worry—it’s probably in the produce section where it belongs.
Can I get a bell of an amen for these colorful veggies?
When a pepper tells a joke, it leaves everyone in stitches.
Bell peppers always win at dodgeball; they’re just too slick.
If bell peppers ever form a band, they’d play rock and bowl.
Peppers aren’t just produce; they’re pan-trum.
The bell pepper walked into a bar and said, “Turnipthe beet!”
Why was the bell pepper always hired? ‘Cause it was in high-demand.
Nevertaco’bout my bell peppers like they aren’t spicy.
What keeps bell peppers motivated? Their zest for living!
Why do bell peppers make great comedians? They always leave ’em red with laughter!
What’s a bell pepper’s favorite game? Capsicum ball!
Why was the bell pepper such a good musician? It had perfect pick-a-lo tongues!
What did the bell pepper say to the jalapeño? “You’re hot stuff, but I’m sweet!”
How do bell peppers celebrate their birthday? They throw a pepper party!
Why do bell peppers make terrible detectives? They’re afraid of chili challenges!
How does a bell pepper say goodbye? “It’s been a peppa-lution!”
What do you call a bell pepper that tells the weather? A green bean-meteorologist!
What do you call a bell pepper’s favorite sketch comedian? Cap-Sketch Fearon!
Why did the bell pepper get detention? It was caught roasting the teacher!
What’s a bell pepper’s favorite sport? Jalapeño-polo!
Why don’t bell peppers trust other vegetables? They always leek information!
Why do bell peppers like to meditate? To find their inner peas!
Why don’t bell peppers play basketball? They’re afraid of getting dunked!
Why are bell peppers bad at giving advice? They can be a little wishy-washy!
How do bell peppers greet each other? “Hey, bell-a!”
Why did the bell pepper fail art class? It couldn’t draw any cumin lines!
How do bell peppers talk when they’re feeling sassy? With a jalapeño attitude!
How do bell peppers introduce themselves at parties? “I’m kind of a big dill!”
How did the bell pepper ace the math test? It was no flavor-o-theta calculus!
What’s a bell pepper’s favorite music genre? Salsa!
What’s a bell pepper’s favorite romantic drama? “When Harry Met Salad!”
How do bell peppers keep in touch? They text each other pepper-grams!
Why do bell peppers like bright lights? They love to bask-illuminated!
How do bell peppers take their souvenirs? In a pepper-grinder!
Why did the bell pepper join the talent show? It wanted to spice up the performance!
What did the red bell pepper say to the green bell pepper? You’re getting so mature!
How did the bell pepper win the debate? It punned everyone over!
How do bell peppers look at life? Always in living color!
Why don’t bell peppers gossip? They’re mindful not to bell-tattle!
Why did the bell pepper get promoted? It had excellent thyme management!
How do bell peppers trick-or-treat? They dress up as pepper-ghouls!
What did the bell pepper say during the job interview? “I’m a natural leader — I’ve got a zest for success!”
How do bell peppers express love? “I love you from my head to-ma-toes!”
Why was the bell pepper the best at yoga? It had an awesome downward pepper pose!
What did the chef say to the bell pepper while cooking? “You’re on fire, pepper!”
What’s a bell pepper’s favorite kind of movie? Nachocheese-ture films!
Why was the bell pepper always calm? It never lost its thyme!
Why was the bell pepper a great leader? It knew how to keep things calm and under cotrol!
What makes bell peppers such great friends? They’re un-peeling and wholesome!
How do bell peppers feel in winter? A little chili!
Why was the bell pepper feeling insecure? It always gets roasted!
Why was the bell pepper accused of cheating? Its answers were too spicy!
How do bell peppers apologize? “Forgive me, I mist you!”
How do bell peppers cheer each other up? By saying, “You’re pepper-fect!”
What’s a bell pepper’s favorite instrument? The pepper-cussion!
Why do bell peppers go to therapy? To pepper up their mental health!
Why are bell peppers bad at secrets? They always end up in a stew!
Why did the bell pepper break up with the chili pepper? It just couldn’t handle the heat!