When life gives melemons, I ask for burritos instead.
Don’t worry, be habañero.
Let’s burrito the past and talk about the future.
Wrap audiences with laughter.
Got beef? Wrap it with some laughter.
Ride like the guacamole wind.
Some like it hot, but I like it burrito.
Un-burrito-ble how tasty these are!
I’m nacho typical burrito lover.
Laughter is no yoke for a burrito.
Ishellout burrito puns like nobody’s business.
Keep calm and burrito on.
My taco senses are tingling for burritos.
I have a simile wrapped in a pun, layered in a metaphor.
I can’t get over how perfectly they wrap up happiness.
Make life better with a roll of burrito laughter.
I’ll guac your world with these puns.
Burrito be or not to be, that is the question.
When it rains, burritos pour joy.
I find their layers of flavor wraptivating.
Rice to meet you in burrito heaven.
I’ve bean searching for the perfect pun.
Forget your troubles, burrito-joy awaits.
Salsa your problems away with a burrito.
This pun is a wrap, burrito me!
Let’s taco ’bout the amazing burrito puns.
If you’re sad, don’t taco ’bout it, fix it with a burrito.
No matter how you roll, burritos bring flavor to life.
If you seek refuge from stress, you’ll enjoy a burrito break.
I’ve bean dreaming of the perfect burrito pun.
I tortilla you, burritos are the best.
One thing’s for certo, I’m in love with burritos.
Make salsa, not war.
You tortilla-ly had me at burrito.
If you cross me, we’ll have beef, lettuce, and cheese.
I’m a pun wrapped in layers of happiness.
My feelings are wrapped up tight like a burrito.
It’s hard to keep me taco’d down around good burritos.
Bean there, done that.
The quesadilla of my life is burritos.
My friends say I’m nacho average pun maker.
Burritos are my soul crêpe.
I’m all about that base, ’bout that base, no trouble (addavocado).
Love’s a burrito, full of surprises.
I’m never bori-to with good company.
Enhance ’em with extra cheese for agoudatime!
I am always guacin’ the line between reality and burrito euphoria.
It’s a wrap, folks!
Lettucetaco’bout how great burritos are.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure-ito.
What’s a burrito’s favorite workout? Salsa dancing!
I may be a little biased, but I think I’m the whole Enchi-lotta.
Once a burrito, always a wrap-star.
Bean-there, wrapped-that, got the salsa!
How do burritos flirt? They spill the beans!
My burrito’s favorite school subject? Wrap-ology.
When life gives you lemons, squirt it on your burrito.
What’s big, bold, and full of beans? A burrito with a dream.
Why don’t burritos ever get lost? They always follow the chili map!
The burrito’s secret talent? Jalapeño business.
Swaddling this snack? Can’t help but wrap my world.
Let’s taco ‘bout how amazing burritos are.
What’s a burrito’s favorite band? The Red Hot ChiliPeppers.
All cheesy jokes aside, you’re really grate.
Burritos? Delicious as shell!
People say burritos lack conversation; I say they talk-a-mole!
This wrap is un-burrito-ble!
Burrito world records: Fastest eaten and most spicy.
What do you call a fashionable burrito? Haute-sauce couture.
Spice up your life with a burrito of joy.
Burrito dating profiles: Guac around the clock!
Nap-time or wrap-time? Always a difficult decision.
You might say I take my burrito-wishes a little too seriously.
You queso much! That’s why I taco ’bout you all the time.
You’re looking burrito-full today!
I find myself in a constant state of chip-happiness.
Burrito wrap battles: Only a few win the shell-o-fame.
What do you get when you cross a burrito and a ghost? A wrap-arition!
Going steady with a burrito? People won’t understand, but it’s nacho problem.
I’ve bean there, done that, got the burrito!
On rainy days, I like to curl up with a burrito-tube.
Official burrito motto: Salsa your way to happiness!
No wrap can handle this lil’ hot stuff!
What’s spicy and never dull? A burrito’s humor.
This wrap never skips legume day.
Say it with cheese: Burritos deliver!
You bean so nice to me!
When in doubt, just add more cheese and chill-i out.
Peanutbutterand jelly? No, thanks—I need burrito buddy!
Talk about tortilla-izing taste buds.
I’m nacho average burrito; I’m supreme.
Why is my burrito amazing at debates? It always wraps it up!
What do you call a burrito that’s hard to understand? A wrap-matic!
Don’t burrito-licate yourself over silly beans.
Every burrito deserves its day off. After all, they work fast-casual.
You guac my world!
When it isn’t just rice—it’s burrito-licious!
Burrito concerned about the chip dip?
Tortilla fold-it—new origami fad!
Why was the tortilla always late? It couldn’t wrap up the conversation!
“You’re my saucy soulmate.”
“You’re the guac to my roll.”
“Finding you was nacho average day.”
“I’m falling hard shell over heels for you.”
“You’re my favorite wrap star.”
“You’ve burrito-ed my heart.”
“Always burrito-gether, never apart.”
“Every day with you is a burrito-mazing adventure.”
“Guac-ing into love with you.”
“You’re burrito-rific, my love.”
“You’re the cheese to my tortilla.”
“You make my heart do the salsa.”
“You guac my world!”
“You complete my burrito heart.”
“Taco ’bout love, you’re the best.”
“Taco ’bout a perfect match.”
“Our love is nacho average romance.”
“With you, life’s a fiesta!”
“You’re my burrito of happiness.”
“You’re un-burrito-bly cute!”
“You’re guac-tactular!”
“Salsa-ing into love, one step at a time.”
“Lettuce taco ’bout our future together.”
“You make my heart melt like queso.”
“I’m nacho typical lover.”
“You’re my bae-sadilla.”
“Let’s taco ’bout love, baby.”
“Life’s better with you filling my shell.”
“Cheesy, but I love you a whole enchilada.”
“You make every day guacalicious.”
“Wrapped up in your love, I am.”
“You burrito my heart every time.”
“We were bean-t to be.”
“Love’s flavor is un-burrito-lievable.”
“We make a guac-tastic team!”
“Taco chance on love with me!”
“You’re a swell burrito-mantic partner.”
“You make my heart dance salsa.”
“I’d salsa-ways love you.”
“Happy to be bean yours.”
“Wrapped in love, no need for more.”
“I fall for you harder than a burrito drop.”
“Let’s burrito-gether forever.”
“Bean missing you all day.”
“Without you, I’m just a shell of myself.”
“You’re my spiciest daydream.”
“You’re the spice in my life.”
“We’ve bean together forever.”
“Queso, you’re my one and only.”
“Our love is one in amelon-rito.”
I’m chipso-rry for bad puns.
Holy guacamole! You’re a burrito-genius!
Life’s a burrito-full jungle with you.
You’re simply un-burrito-lievable!
I found my filling with you-rito!
You’re the tortilla of my eye.
With you, every day’s a fiesta-burrito!
We’ve got the perfect blend of beans.
You complete my burrito heart.
Don’t dessert me, you’re my burrito buddy.
Why was the little burrito so good at jokes? It had a pun-chy filling!
I chews you-burrito!
Keep calm and burrito on!
Let’s burrito in style.
Let’s taco ’bout how cute you are-ito!
Holy moley, you’re burrito-ful!
Did you hear about the burrito who got promoted? It was filled with ambition!
Are you a burrito? ‘Cause you’ve wrapped my heart!
I’m on a roll with you-rito!
Our bonding is like chips and salsa.
Spice up my life with your cuteness.
A toast to the cute and cheesy moments!
I have guac-tastic feelings for you.
You’re on a roll with my heart.
I love hanging out with my burrito besties!
I’m nacho average friend, I’m the burrito companion!
You’re tortilla awesome!
You burrito-ly make my day!
Let’s roll with it, like a burrito!
Let’s dance to the burrito-beat!
I think we burrito-gether perfectly.
You’re guac-ing the cute vibes.
I’ve got chip feelings for you.
Stay cool, like a burrito freshly rolled.
You’re the spice in my burrito!
Our story’s got a spicy twist!
Don’t worry, let’s burrito-fy together.
Let’s burrito-boogie!
Burrito gether, we are unstopp-eatble!
Call me wrap-unzel, I’m wrapped up in you!
We’ve got a wrapentine’s date!
You’re the salsa to my burrito.
Feeling a burrittle shy today?
I’m wrapped up in my feelings for you.
Let’s make it a taco-bout-us moment!
You’re tortilla special to me.
I’ve found a wrap star in you.
You’re my favorite twist oflime.
Like a burrito, my love for you is layered.
You’re my spin on comfort food.
I was going to make a burrito joke, but it’s a bit of a wrap battle.
Burritos aim to be a cut above… wrap competition.
What’s a burrito’s favorite mode of transportation? The wrapid transit.
Burritos: the all-wrapped reality show.
How do burritos apologize? They taco-back their words.
Once you’ve met me, you’ve burrito-rificed!
Why don’t burritos ever run for office? They can’t handle the wraparazzi.
I’m nacho ordinary burrito enthusiast.
I don’t want much but I definitely want a burrito bank account.
I’m just chili’n, wrapped in all my burrito dreams.
What genre do burrito artists love? Wrap music.
Sous-vide burritos? That’s sous-awesome!
Why was the burrito so good at its job? It knew the insides and outs.
There’s no such thing as too mush-room in a burrito.
All burritos need garnish-mint.
The burrito was too shy to ask for extra salsa; it was pico-y.
Everyone loves a burrito with a pun-ch line.
What did the skeptical burrito say? Lettuce wait and see.
My favorite exercise? Burrito lifts.
Don’t burrito-get to add extra cheese!
Burritos love taking wrap-it notes.
Burritos, subtly wrapping up your day.
What do tired burritos dream about? A good night’s wrap.
Woke up feeling burrito-tastic today.
Spice up your life with a burrito zest-ing!
Burritos are never bored—they have a lot going on inside.
Guacamole makes every burrito so much batter.
Let’s not burrito-get the main course!
If in apickle, just wrap it up as a burrito.
I’m not loafing around, I’m bundled like a burrito.
When burritos get together, there’s quite a peppa-rally.
Burritos and happiness are not mutually exclu-salsa.
In case of a snack emergency, burrito to the rescue!
When a burrito’s in love, it’s fully wrapped up.
Feeling spicy, but on the right wrap-track.
I burrito-ly don’t mind if you double dip.
Lost in the aisles? Burrito aisle find you.
Throwing a burrito party? Let’s wrap it up.
A burrito’s best friend? Nachos, they never leave you solo.
I salsa want to taco ’bout burritos!
It’s okay to fall apart sometimes, tacos do, but burritos won’t.
Feeling chili, wrap yourself in a burrito.
A burrito that tells its story? A wrap sheet.
Burritos add spice to the daily grind…cilantro style.
The burrito said, “Lettuce taco ’bout your fillings!”
New slogan—live, laugh, burrito.
Stir fry? Nah, stir wrap!
I’m not a fan of drama, I’m all wrapped up in burrito peace.
Burritos are the roll models of the food world.
I’m in burrito heaven, it’s no rip-off.