Ride like the guacamole wind.
My taco senses are tingling for burritos.
Let’s burrito the past and talk about the future.
If you seek refuge from stress, you’ll enjoy a burrito break.
It’s a wrap, folks!
Salsa your problems away with a burrito.
Enhance ’em with extra cheese for agoudatime!
I’ve bean dreaming of the perfect burrito pun.
Bean there, done that.
You tortilla-ly had me at burrito.
Ishellout burrito puns like nobody’s business.
Wrap audiences with laughter.
Un-burrito-ble how tasty these are!
Don’t worry, be habañero.
One thing’s for certo, I’m in love with burritos.
Rice to meet you in burrito heaven.
Let’s taco ’bout the amazing burrito puns.
Love’s a burrito, full of surprises.
Make life better with a roll of burrito laughter.
My friends say I’m nacho average pun maker.
I find their layers of flavor wraptivating.
When life gives melemons, I ask for burritos instead.
If you cross me, we’ll have beef, lettuce, and cheese.
I’m a pun wrapped in layers of happiness.
Burritos are my soul crêpe.
The quesadilla of my life is burritos.
I’m never bori-to with good company.
Make salsa, not war.
Forget your troubles, burrito-joy awaits.
Got beef? Wrap it with some laughter.
I can’t get over how perfectly they wrap up happiness.
I’ll guac your world with these puns.
I’ve bean searching for the perfect pun.
I’m all about that base, ’bout that base, no trouble (addavocado).
If you’re sad, don’t taco ’bout it, fix it with a burrito.
When it rains, burritos pour joy.
Burrito be or not to be, that is the question.
I am always guacin’ the line between reality and burrito euphoria.
I tortilla you, burritos are the best.
Some like it hot, but I like it burrito.
No matter how you roll, burritos bring flavor to life.
Keep calm and burrito on.
Lettucetaco’bout how great burritos are.
My feelings are wrapped up tight like a burrito.
Laughter is no yoke for a burrito.
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure-ito.
It’s hard to keep me taco’d down around good burritos.
I have a simile wrapped in a pun, layered in a metaphor.
I’m nacho typical burrito lover.
This pun is a wrap, burrito me!
I found my filling with you-rito!
I love hanging out with my burrito besties!
Don’t worry, let’s burrito-fy together.
A toast to the cute and cheesy moments!
I’m chipso-rry for bad puns.
Keep calm and burrito on!
Our bonding is like chips and salsa.
I think we burrito-gether perfectly.
You complete my burrito heart.
Why was the little burrito so good at jokes? It had a pun-chy filling!
Like a burrito, my love for you is layered.
You’re guac-ing the cute vibes.
You’re my favorite twist oflime.
We’ve got the perfect blend of beans.
Call me wrap-unzel, I’m wrapped up in you!
Are you a burrito? ‘Cause you’ve wrapped my heart!
With you, every day’s a fiesta-burrito!
You’re the tortilla of my eye.
I’ve got chip feelings for you.
I’m nacho average friend, I’m the burrito companion!
Our story’s got a spicy twist!
You’re the spice in my burrito!
You’re my spin on comfort food.
Spice up my life with your cuteness.
You’re tortilla awesome!
Let’s burrito in style.
We’ve got a wrapentine’s date!
Let’s burrito-boogie!
You burrito-ly make my day!
I’m wrapped up in my feelings for you.
Burrito gether, we are unstopp-eatble!
I chews you-burrito!
Holy moley, you’re burrito-ful!
Let’s roll with it, like a burrito!
I have guac-tastic feelings for you.
I’ve found a wrap star in you.
You’re tortilla special to me.
Did you hear about the burrito who got promoted? It was filled with ambition!
You’re simply un-burrito-lievable!
I’m on a roll with you-rito!
Don’t dessert me, you’re my burrito buddy.
Let’s dance to the burrito-beat!
Let’s taco ’bout how cute you are-ito!
You’re on a roll with my heart.
Holy guacamole! You’re a burrito-genius!
Stay cool, like a burrito freshly rolled.
Feeling a burrittle shy today?
You’re the salsa to my burrito.
Let’s make it a taco-bout-us moment!
Life’s a burrito-full jungle with you.
Don’t burrito-licate yourself over silly beans.
Burrito wrap battles: Only a few win the shell-o-fame.
You might say I take my burrito-wishes a little too seriously.
I find myself in a constant state of chip-happiness.
Official burrito motto: Salsa your way to happiness!
My burrito’s favorite school subject? Wrap-ology.
On rainy days, I like to curl up with a burrito-tube.
Swaddling this snack? Can’t help but wrap my world.
Tortilla fold-it—new origami fad!
What’s spicy and never dull? A burrito’s humor.
What do you call a fashionable burrito? Haute-sauce couture.
Talk about tortilla-izing taste buds.
Peanutbutterand jelly? No, thanks—I need burrito buddy!
I’m nacho average burrito; I’m supreme.
What’s a burrito’s favorite band? The Red Hot ChiliPeppers.
When life gives you lemons, squirt it on your burrito.
Say it with cheese: Burritos deliver!
Burrito concerned about the chip dip?
Once a burrito, always a wrap-star.
No wrap can handle this lil’ hot stuff!
Nap-time or wrap-time? Always a difficult decision.
Going steady with a burrito? People won’t understand, but it’s nacho problem.
People say burritos lack conversation; I say they talk-a-mole!
Spice up your life with a burrito of joy.
You bean so nice to me!
Burrito dating profiles: Guac around the clock!
When it isn’t just rice—it’s burrito-licious!
You’re looking burrito-full today!
Why was the tortilla always late? It couldn’t wrap up the conversation!
Let’s taco ‘bout how amazing burritos are.
Burrito world records: Fastest eaten and most spicy.
The burrito’s secret talent? Jalapeño business.
What’s big, bold, and full of beans? A burrito with a dream.
Why don’t burritos ever get lost? They always follow the chili map!
How do burritos flirt? They spill the beans!
Why is my burrito amazing at debates? It always wraps it up!
What’s a burrito’s favorite workout? Salsa dancing!
What do you call a burrito that’s hard to understand? A wrap-matic!
Bean-there, wrapped-that, got the salsa!
What do you get when you cross a burrito and a ghost? A wrap-arition!
This wrap is un-burrito-ble!
Burritos? Delicious as shell!
You queso much! That’s why I taco ’bout you all the time.
I may be a little biased, but I think I’m the whole Enchi-lotta.
This wrap never skips legume day.
I’ve bean there, done that, got the burrito!
When in doubt, just add more cheese and chill-i out.
Every burrito deserves its day off. After all, they work fast-casual.
You guac my world!
All cheesy jokes aside, you’re really grate.
“You’re my spiciest daydream.”
“Our love is nacho average romance.”
“Taco ’bout a perfect match.”
“You’ve burrito-ed my heart.”
“Wrapped in love, no need for more.”
“I’m falling hard shell over heels for you.”
“Taco chance on love with me!”
“You’re my burrito of happiness.”
“You’re the cheese to my tortilla.”
“Queso, you’re my one and only.”
“You’re my favorite wrap star.”
“We’ve bean together forever.”
“You make my heart do the salsa.”
“I’m nacho typical lover.”
“Our love is one in amelon-rito.”
“You burrito my heart every time.”
“You’re burrito-rific, my love.”
“Let’s burrito-gether forever.”
“Bean missing you all day.”
“You’re my bae-sadilla.”
“Always burrito-gether, never apart.”
“Life’s better with you filling my shell.”
“You’re guac-tactular!”
“You’re un-burrito-bly cute!”
“You guac my world!”
“Taco ’bout love, you’re the best.”
“Every day with you is a burrito-mazing adventure.”
“You’re a swell burrito-mantic partner.”
“Lettuce taco ’bout our future together.”
“Finding you was nacho average day.”
“You make my heart melt like queso.”
“Wrapped up in your love, I am.”
“You’re my saucy soulmate.”
“You’re the spice in my life.”
“You make every day guacalicious.”
“I fall for you harder than a burrito drop.”
“With you, life’s a fiesta!”
“Cheesy, but I love you a whole enchilada.”
“I’d salsa-ways love you.”
“Love’s flavor is un-burrito-lievable.”
“You make my heart dance salsa.”
“Without you, I’m just a shell of myself.”
“Let’s taco ’bout love, baby.”
“We make a guac-tastic team!”
“Guac-ing into love with you.”
“You’re the guac to my roll.”
“Happy to be bean yours.”
“You complete my burrito heart.”
“We were bean-t to be.”
“Salsa-ing into love, one step at a time.”
Spice up your life with a burrito zest-ing!
I’m nacho ordinary burrito enthusiast.
I salsa want to taco ’bout burritos!
When a burrito’s in love, it’s fully wrapped up.
Once you’ve met me, you’ve burrito-rificed!
Burritos and happiness are not mutually exclu-salsa.
Burritos add spice to the daily grind…cilantro style.
What did the skeptical burrito say? Lettuce wait and see.
Sous-vide burritos? That’s sous-awesome!
Burritos are never bored—they have a lot going on inside.
Feeling spicy, but on the right wrap-track.
Burritos, subtly wrapping up your day.
Burritos aim to be a cut above… wrap competition.
My favorite exercise? Burrito lifts.
A burrito that tells its story? A wrap sheet.
Everyone loves a burrito with a pun-ch line.
It’s okay to fall apart sometimes, tacos do, but burritos won’t.
When burritos get together, there’s quite a peppa-rally.
I was going to make a burrito joke, but it’s a bit of a wrap battle.
In case of a snack emergency, burrito to the rescue!
How do burritos apologize? They taco-back their words.
What do tired burritos dream about? A good night’s wrap.
I burrito-ly don’t mind if you double dip.
I’m in burrito heaven, it’s no rip-off.
A burrito’s best friend? Nachos, they never leave you solo.
Lost in the aisles? Burrito aisle find you.
Stir fry? Nah, stir wrap!
I don’t want much but I definitely want a burrito bank account.
What genre do burrito artists love? Wrap music.
The burrito was too shy to ask for extra salsa; it was pico-y.
Why was the burrito so good at its job? It knew the insides and outs.
Don’t burrito-get to add extra cheese!
The burrito said, “Lettuce taco ’bout your fillings!”
Throwing a burrito party? Let’s wrap it up.
Burritos: the all-wrapped reality show.
Why don’t burritos ever run for office? They can’t handle the wraparazzi.
What’s a burrito’s favorite mode of transportation? The wrapid transit.
I’m not a fan of drama, I’m all wrapped up in burrito peace.
I’m just chili’n, wrapped in all my burrito dreams.
There’s no such thing as too mush-room in a burrito.
If in apickle, just wrap it up as a burrito.
Burritos love taking wrap-it notes.
Burritos are the roll models of the food world.
All burritos need garnish-mint.
I’m not loafing around, I’m bundled like a burrito.
Let’s not burrito-get the main course!
Feeling chili, wrap yourself in a burrito.
Woke up feeling burrito-tastic today.
Guacamole makes every burrito so much batter.
New slogan—live, laugh, burrito.