Funny butter puns and jokes

• Butter safe than sorry.
• There’s no margarine for error in these jokes.
• Secrets between close friends are spread friendly.
• Butter not tell anyone!
• You’re the butter to my bread.
• That’s a buttery subject.
• I’ll toast to that!
• Bring home the butter.
• Butter your biscuit!
• Frying pan: skillet or butter.
• Could it get any butter?
• A toast to your health.
• Butter out than in!
• No need to sell me with margarine arguments.
• I butter tell you some more jokes.
• Lowering cholesterol with margarine lore.
• Don’t butter me with flattery, get straight to the jokes!
• This butter be good.
• Butter luck next time!
• The spread thin idea is nifty.
• Butter is the best, bar none!
• Too many cooks spread the fat.
• An ice creamsandwichhas its perks.
• This is butter than I expected.
• I’m all toast and butter about it.
• Butter have an ice day!
• That is a lot to take with butter.
• These old jokes are spreadable classics.
• I can’t believe it’s not mea culpa.
• I’m on a roll with my butter jokes!
• Let’s toast to our buttery friendship.
• That was a smooth move.
• It’s a small pat step for butter lovers.
• You’re walking on thin butter.
• Strain the milk, obtain the cream, make a margarine team!
• Don’t butter me with excuses.
• Overhear the whisk of depletion but taste the margarine plenty.
• Butter late than never.
• The churn of the century!
• Let me butter you up with these puns.
• I’ve butter things to worry about.
• Pure butter geniuses around here.
• Take it with a grain of robusta.
• I’ve got a chip on my shoulder, but it’s butter.
• A butter deal is hard to find.
• It’s a hard batter to follow.
• Patience is a virtue, and so is butter.
• Spread a little love—and butter!
• Life’s butter with friends.
• You make my heart flutter like melted butter.

Butter puns one liners

• Keep calm and chive on.
• Prove your butter half with a pun battle.
• I have a high churn-in rate of puns.
• Watch me rise and wheat.
• Pat yourself on the back.
• Churning out puns is my specialty.
• This joke’s butter than bread.
• I can’t be-leaf how many puns I’ve churned out.
• Spread the joy, spread the butter.
• I’ve never margot-barked at a pun.
• Spread love as thick as I spread butter.
• I’ll rise to the occasion.
• These jokes are toast-ally funny.
• My butter half is a real toastmaster.
• You’re melt-in my heart.
• I’m feeling toasty today.
• You’re butter than the rest.
• You’re flipping me out with these puns.
• Every breakfast needs a helping of humor.
• Is your name butter? ‘Cause you’re on a good streak.
• We stand in marg-sequence of time.
• I butter not hear any margarine puns here.
• Mornings butter when they start with a laugh.
• This is how I spread happiness.
• A toast to all you pun-tastic folks.
• I’m on a butter streak.
• Butter late than never.
• Butter luck next time.
• Ending on a butter note.
• Churn up the good times.
• You’re bread-rific!
• Slather puns all over your day.
• Puns that make the bread rise.
• Butter be safe than sorry.
• My churn of phrase is impeccable.
• I butter say, you’re on a roll!
• They call me the butter whisperer.
• Rye not try another pun?
• Let’s make this toast to boogie butter.
• You butter believe it!
• Butter-fingers, but never butter puns.
• Pop on over for a buttery delight.
• You’re thebutterflyof my life.
• Butter me up!
• This pun’s my butter jam.
• I’ve never been butter.
• Can’t handle my spread of puns?
• I’m like a roll with butter—smooth.
• Don’t take me for grated; I’m butter than that.
• Margarine in charge, but butter take the lead in taste.

Good butter puns

• Butter not forget that smile!
• Your humor is the butter of society.
• Butter snap out of it—you look serious!
• Rolling indough, got all these laughs.
• Butter remember that laughter’s contagious!
• My puns are butter-quality content!
• You’re the butter half of my life!
• Every joke has its butter side.
• You’re on a roll with these puns.
• Flattery will get you butter all the time.
• Give it a whirl; it’ll be butter.
• Butter smooth roads lead to happiness.
• Have you tried immediate pun therapy? It’s butter than ever!
• Butter joy is laughter shared with friends.
• No time like the present to melt someone’s heart.
• That’s how you spread love, with a pinch of butter.
• Butter get accustomed to these pun-derful days!
• Butter days are ahead, just keep churning!
• Life’s butter with a little bit of laughter.
• Who needs jam when you’ve got a funny butter pun?
• These puns are the butter cups of happiness.
• There’s no butter way to say it, you’re amazing!
• Old jokes get butter with time.
• I’m butter off without you!
• These puns just buttered your biscuits!
• You’re just milking it now!
• Some jokes are just butter off unspoken.
• It’s butter to have loved and laughed than never to have laughed at all.
• Laughter’s the key to butter days.
• Butter brace yourself for the laughter!
• Butter spread the love, not the hate.
• You’re toasty sweet with these jokes.
• Let’s just butter it up—I’m impressed!
• That’s butter than bad news any day!
• Butter late than never, I always say.
• Don’t go buttering me up; I know your tricks!
• You’ve cracked the butterlado: laughter in every layer!
• Butter janitorial humor than never knowing what Watt’s up.
• Good butter, you’re looking smooth today!
• Enjoying humor is butter than therapy.
• Start your day butter-side up.
• Let’s dance to the beat of butter symmetry.
• Feeling extra churned up today!
• Life’s butter when you’re a pun enthusiast.
• Butter step up and own that humor!
• Butter rumble on these, they’ll keep you smiling.
• Just cheddar me up with some good old puns.
• Butter you believe how funny these quips are?
• Always butter to keep laughing.
• Churn those jokes, they make it butter.

Short butter puns

• Spread kindness like butter!
• There’s no butter time than now.
• Butter save room for dessert.
• Absolutely butter-ly glorious!
• Got a butter plan?
• Seen butter days, but not many!
• Butter late than never!
• Butter be seeing you!
• Butter step back!
• Let’s make it melt together.
• Butter brace yourself.
• Butter not ignore me!
• A toast to butter days ahead!
• Smooth like butter!
• Butter up and smile!
• She’s the butter half.
• I’m buttersweet on you.
• You’re butterific!
• I butter give you heads up!
• You butter watch out!
• Butter you calm down!
• What a butter mess I’ve made!
• Butter luck next time!
• A little butter makes everything better.
• Put a little butter in your life.
• Feels too butter to be true.
• I’m buttering you up for a favor!
• That’s the way the butter spreads.
• Life is butter with you around.
• Falling in love is buttersweet.
• No butter way to say it.
• Butter keep it simple!
• You butter not forget this.
• That’s butter stale.
• Butter than all the rest!
• That’s butter than nothing.
• Butter slow down!
• Just winging it with butter.
• Give it your butter best!
• Butter late than hardy.
• Hope your day is all butter!
• I’m just buttering around.
• Butter be good!
• I’m butter off with you!
• What butter way to spend the day!
• Butter believe it!
• I’m on a roll!
• It’s butter this way.
• My heart’s all a-flutter for butter.
• Let the butter times roll!