What do you call a capybara in a trench coat? Capy-detective!
Why did the capybara take a nap? It was getting a little capy-grumpy!
Why did the capybara get a job? To pay its capy-bills!
What do capybaras use to tell the time? A capy-clock!
How do capybaras spend their weekends? Capy-chilling!
How do capybaras navigate the web? With a capy-net!
What’s a capybara’s favorite mode of transportation? The capyvan!
What’s a capybara’s favorite planet? Capy-venus!
Why don’t capybaras ever get lost? They always follow the capy-map!
What’s a capybara’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone!
Why did the capybara start a band? It was tired of just being in A-Minor!
What do you call a capybara that can sing? A capy-bard!
What’s a capybara’s favorite drink? Capy-tea!
What’s a capybara’s favorite type of exercise? Aerobics!
What’s a capybara’s favorite board game? Capy-chess!
Where do capybaras go on vacation? To Capy-fornia!
How do capybaras show gratitude? They send a capy-thank you card!
Why did the capybara sit on a watch? To be on time!
How do capybaras keep their fur so clean? They use a capy-shampoo!
How do capybaras stay cool? They swim in the capy-pool!
Why do capybaras never get bored? They always find capy-tivities!
How do capybaras make decisions? They flip a capy-coin!
What’s a capybara’s favorite flower? A daisy-pybara!
What’s a capybara’s favorite holiday? Capy-Christmas!
How do capybaras call each other? On their capy-phones!
Why are capybaras so good at math? They always multiply!
How do capybaras write letters? With capy-pens!
How do capybaras pay for things? With capy-cash!
What’s a capybara’s favorite story? Capy-longstocking!
What do you call a capybara that’s always on time? A capunctualbara!
What’s a capybara’s favorite dessert? Capy-cake!
What’s a capybara’s dream job? A cap-pilot!
What’s a capybara’s favorite sport? Capy-ball!
Why was the capybara always calm? Because it never got into a water-wedgy!
What’s a capybara’s favorite movie? The Capy-Gatsby!
How do you invite a capybara to a party? You send them an e-capy-vitation!
What’s a capybara’s favorite book genre? Capy-mystery!
Why did the capybara join the circus? To be a capy-acrobat!
How do capybaras solve puzzles? With a capy-clue!
What’s a capybara’s favorite TV show? Capy-friends!
What do capybaras wear in the rain? Capy-coats!
How do capybaras stay fit? They do yoga-pybara!
What do you call a capybara who loveschocolate? A cocoa-pybara!
What’s a capybara’s favoritecandy? Capy-caramel!
Why did the capybara cross the road? To get to the other pond!
What do you call a lazy capybara? A napybara!
What’s a capybara’s favorite game? Monopoly-bara!
Where do capybaras like to shop? At Capy-Mart!
What’s a capybara’s favorite type of music? Hip-cap!
Why did the capybara join the gym? To work on its capy-muscles!
Why did the capybara get a promotion? It was “capy-competent.”
Where do capybaras like to play? At the “capy-park.”
What do you call a capybara that can cook? A “capy-chef.”
What do capybaras eat for lunch? “Capy-salad.”
Why did the capybara start a blog? To share its “capy-stories.”
What kind of phone does a capybara use? A “capy-phone.”
Why did the capybara become a detective? To solve the “capy-case.”
How does a capybara start their day? With a “capy-latte.”
What do you call a capybara that tells jokes? A “capy-comic.”
What do you call a capybara who solves mysteries? A “capy-detective.”
Why were the capybara’s manners so good? It was “capy-polite.”
What’s a capybara’s favoritefruit? “Capybananas.”
Why did the capybara become a musician? Because it loved to “capy-jam!”
What do capybaras do for fun? They “capy-doodle.”
What’s a capybara’s favorite drink? “Capy-coffee.”
What’s a capybara’s hobby? “Capy-knitting.”
Why do capybaras always win arguments? They make “capy-points.”
What’s a capybara’s hidden talent? “Capy-dancing.”
How do capybaras relax? With “capy-spa.”
Why do capybaras never get lost? They have great “capy-sense.”
Why did the capybara cross the road? To get to the “capy-side.”
Where’s the safest place for a capybara? The “capy-den.”
How do capybaras decorate for holidays? With “capy-lights.”
What’s a capybara’s favorite dessert? “Capy-cake.”
How do capybaras travel? They take the “capy-bus.”
How do capybaras stay fit? They do “capy-yoga.”
What’s a capybara’s favorite breakfast? “Capy-flakes.”
What’s a capybara’s favorite game? “Capy-chess.”
What do you call a fancy capybara? A “capy-elite.”
How do capybaras stay cool in the summer? They “capy-pool.”
How do capybaras keep their fur clean? With “capy-shampoo.”
What’s a capybara’s favorite subject? “Capy-geography.”
What’s a capybara’s favorite kind of music? “Capy-jazz.”
What do you call a capybara that loves books? A “capy-reader.”
What’s a capybara’s favorite movie genre? “Capy-comedy.”
How do capybaras express themselves? Through “capy-art.”
What’s a capybara’s favorite workout? “Capy-pilates.”
What’s a capybara’s biggest fear? “Capy-phobia.”
How do capybaras send mail? With “capy-grams.”
Why did the capybara join the gym? It wanted to “capy-fit.”
What’s a capybara’s favorite flower? “Capy-daily.”
What do you call a capybara that likes to sing during the holidays? A “capy-caroler.”
What kind of tree do capybaras like? A “capy-tree.”
Where do capybaras go to school? “Capy-college.”
Where do capybaras go on vacation? “Capy-beach.”
Why did the capybara go green? To be “capy-sustainable.”
What’s a capybara’s favorite board game? “Capy-monopoly.”
How do capybaras celebrate birthdays? With “capy-parties.”
What’s a capybara’s favorite footwear? “Capy-flipflops.”
Why did the capybara get a part-time job? To pay its “capy-bills.”