No fowl play here!
You’ve got to hand it to this chicken!
Hatching a plan, one pun at a time!
I’m on a roll, like a chicken biscuit!
Shell-shocked by your laughter!
All of a sudden, I got a little chicken.
Take it with a pinch of salt and a side of chicken!
Bawk on the wild side!
We’re egg-sactly where we need to be!
Don’t be scrambled; be fearless!
Egg-static about this news!
You’re my favorite co-chicken!
A little chick never hurt nobody!
Cluck yeah!
Don’t get all ruffled up!
You’re looking quite clucking good!
Chicken out of luck!
Let’s pluck the day!
I’m a feather in your cap!
That’s a poult of a joke!
Clucking it up with friends!
Feathering my nest of jokes!
Egg-citing times ahead!
Everything’s better with a side of chicken!
Don’t be a chicken; talk it out!
I can’t believe it’s not chicken!
Chickens might be hard to understand; they speak from the heart.
Cluck to the beat of your own drum!
Taking a gander at the situation!
It’s time to wing it!
This joke is a real egg-spert!
On the beak of greatness!
Let’s not egg on each other!
Just winging it!
Chicken me lucky!
Feather your own nest of fun!
That’s a pretty shellfish thing to do!
Keeping my eggs in one basket, definitely!
Nothing can egg-ceed this moment!
That was a real peep show!
A hatching good time!
Henpecked to perfection!
You’re egg-ceptional!
You crack me up!
What a clucking good idea!
Poultry in art—quite egg-straordinary!
Poultry in motion!
What a yolk!
I’m just a good egg!
Feeling clucky today!
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
How do chickens leave the highway? They take the eggs-it!
Why did theturkeycross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
What do you call a chicken staring at asalad? Chicken Caesar!
Why don’t chickens ever play baseball? They’re afraid of the fowl balls!
How does a chicken greet a stranger? “Pleased to meet ya, egg-sactly!”
What do chickens do at the gym? Squat!
What do you call a chicken that can play the piano? A chick-tionnaire!
Why did the chicken join a gym? To work on its pecks!
Why don’t chickens like people? They beat eggs!
How do you make a chicken laugh? You egg-splain a joke!
Why did the hen go to the lunchroom? To get her peck of food!
What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got egg-spert advice!
What’s a chicken’s favorite movie? The Hen-credibles!
What do you call a chicken with a great vocabulary? A feathered wordsmith!
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on a hill? An egg roll!
What do you call a chicken who tells jokes? A comed chicken!
What do you call abirdthat’s afraid tofly? A chicken!
Why did the rooster get a pen? To draw its cackle!
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
What do you call a chicken that knows karate? A chick-ninja!
How do chickens like their eggs? Egg-squisite and sunny-side up!
Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side!
What do you get when you cross a chicken and acow? A chicken that sings moo-sic!
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs!
Keep calm and peck on.
What a clucking mess!
Just wing it!
I’m one feather short of a full nest.
Let’s get this party started—bacons, eggs, and all!
No need to ruffle any feathers!
Don’t worry, be clucky!
I’m just here for the poultry-in-motion.
You’re my favorite pecking partner!
Hatching an amazing plan!
It’s un-egg-splainable!
Feeling down? Just egg-spect the best!
You’re egg-sactly right!
You crack me up!
Don’t count your chickens before they hatch!
Life’s a feast; let’s wing it!
This is eggs-traordinary!
I’m just winging it!
Don’t be a chicken!
Egg-cellent choice!
You crack me up!
Why did the chicken join Instagram? To get more followers!
Clucky and happy.
Keep calm and cluck on.
Chicken out your options.
Feeling peckish?
Chick magnet.
I’m not yolking!
Splitting eggs a little.
What the cluck?
I’m egg-specting fun!
Don’t wing it, just do it!
You’ve got to be kidding!
Poultry in motion.
Time flies when you’re having fun!
A little birdie told me.
Just chicken out!
Get outta my way, I’m egg-cited!
This is going to be egg-stra special!
The coop is on fire!