Just wing it!
It’s un-egg-splainable!
Don’t count your chickens before they hatch!
Don’t worry, be clucky!
Keep calm and peck on.
I’m just here for the poultry-in-motion.
No need to ruffle any feathers!
You’re egg-sactly right!
I’m one feather short of a full nest.
What a clucking mess!
Let’s get this party started—bacons, eggs, and all!
You crack me up!
You’re my favorite pecking partner!
Feeling down? Just egg-spect the best!
Hatching an amazing plan!
Egg-static about this news!
A little chick never hurt nobody!
I’m on a roll, like a chicken biscuit!
I’m a feather in your cap!
Don’t get all ruffled up!
You’re looking quite clucking good!
Feeling clucky today!
Take it with a pinch of salt and a side of chicken!
Cluck to the beat of your own drum!
Nothing can egg-ceed this moment!
You’re egg-ceptional!
You crack me up!
You’ve got to hand it to this chicken!
Everything’s better with a side of chicken!
Let’s not egg on each other!
Poultry in art—quite egg-straordinary!
Cluck yeah!
This joke is a real egg-spert!
It’s time to wing it!
Don’t be a chicken; talk it out!
Feathering my nest of jokes!
You’re my favorite co-chicken!
Just winging it!
That’s a pretty shellfish thing to do!
Poultry in motion!
Egg-citing times ahead!
Henpecked to perfection!
Shell-shocked by your laughter!
Bawk on the wild side!
Clucking it up with friends!
A hatching good time!
On the beak of greatness!
Chicken out of luck!
No fowl play here!
Hatching a plan, one pun at a time!
What a yolk!
All of a sudden, I got a little chicken.
Keeping my eggs in one basket, definitely!
Don’t be scrambled; be fearless!
I can’t believe it’s not chicken!
Chicken me lucky!
I’m just a good egg!
That was a real peep show!
What a clucking good idea!
That’s a poult of a joke!
Let’s pluck the day!
Feather your own nest of fun!
We’re egg-sactly where we need to be!
Taking a gander at the situation!
Chickens might be hard to understand; they speak from the heart.
What do you call a chicken who tells jokes? A comed chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
How do chickens like their eggs? Egg-squisite and sunny-side up!
How do you make a chicken laugh? You egg-splain a joke!
Why did the rooster get a pen? To draw its cackle!
What do you call a chicken that knows karate? A chick-ninja!
What do you call a chicken staring at asalad? Chicken Caesar!
Why don’t chickens like people? They beat eggs!
What do you call a chicken with a great vocabulary? A feathered wordsmith!
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
What do you call abirdthat’s afraid tofly? A chicken!
What do chickens do at the gym? Squat!
Why did theturkeycross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to the other side!
Why did the chicken join a gym? To work on its pecks!
What do you call a chicken that can play the piano? A chick-tionnaire!
What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got egg-spert advice!
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on a hill? An egg roll!
Why did the hen go to the lunchroom? To get her peck of food!
Why don’t chickens ever play baseball? They’re afraid of the fowl balls!
What’s a chicken’s favorite movie? The Hen-credibles!
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs!
What do you get when you cross a chicken and acow? A chicken that sings moo-sic!
How do chickens leave the highway? They take the eggs-it!
How does a chicken greet a stranger? “Pleased to meet ya, egg-sactly!”
I’m egg-specting fun!
Get outta my way, I’m egg-cited!
Just chicken out!
What the cluck?
Chick magnet.
Splitting eggs a little.
This is eggs-traordinary!
Don’t wing it, just do it!
Feeling peckish?
A little birdie told me.
I’m just winging it!
I’m not yolking!
Keep calm and cluck on.
Life’s a feast; let’s wing it!
Egg-cellent choice!
This is going to be egg-stra special!
Clucky and happy.
Don’t be a chicken!
Why did the chicken join Instagram? To get more followers!
Time flies when you’re having fun!
Chicken out your options.
Poultry in motion.
The coop is on fire!
You’ve got to be kidding!
You crack me up!