200 Crocodile Puns
Funny crocodile puns and jokes
What do you call a crocodile with a GPS? A nav-croc-ator!
Why do crocodiles love math? They can’t get enough of croc-ulations!
Why don’t crocodiles ever get lost? They always follow the croc-map!
What did the crocodile say to thefly? “You’re just a pest-o-croc!”
What did the crocodile play at the talent show? Crocodile rock!
What do you call a crocodile that tells fables? A croc-ritter!
How does a crocodile stay in shape? By doing croc-ercises!
What do crocodiles use to write? Croc-ology pens!
Why don’t crocodiles use smartphones? They can’t find the right app-titude!
How do crocodiles flirt? With croc-tion and charm!
Why did the crocodile join a gym? To work on its croc-odile muscles!
Why do crocodiles never play poker? They can’t keep their crocodile faces straight!
What do you call a well-organized crocodile? A croc-ordinator!
How do crocodiles make decisions? They weigh the croc-pros and croc-cons!
What do you call a crocodile comedian? A croc-ster!
What’s a crocodile’s fashion style? All about that croc-oc chic!
Why did the crocodile start a blog? To share its croc-mazing stories!
What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a detective? An investi-gator!
How did the crocodile treat its friends? With croc-mazing kindness!
What’s a crocodile’s favorite weather? A sunny croc-ast!
Why was the crocodile always invited to parties? It knew how to croc-it up!
What is a crocodile’s favorite yoga pose? The drag-on fire!
How do crocodiles save their money? They invest in croc-relation accounts!
How do crocodiles communicate? Through croc-cabulary!
Why do crocodiles love the ocean? It’s where they truly croc-vent!
What’s a crocodile’s favoritecandy? Croc-o-chocolates!
Why did the crocodile go to the bank? To invest in croc-tionary bonds!
What did the crocodile say to the other reptiles at the party? “Let’s get this croc-party started!”
Why do crocodiles love baseball? They’re all about the croc-king calls!
What’s a crocodile’s favorite kind of music? Anything with a good croc-beat!
What’s a crocodile’s favorite game? Croc & Roll!
How do crocodiles keep their house warm? They use croc-o-heat!
How do you know when a crocodile is lying? You can see its crock-odile tears!
How do crocodiles celebrate birthdays? With croc-o-cake!
What do you call a crocodile that loves music? A rock-o-dile!
Why are crocodiles such great friends? They’re always there for you, croc and all!
What did the crocodile say to its friend? “Stop being so croco-promiscuous!”
Why did the crocodile join the circus? It wanted to be a croc-tamer!
Why did the crocodile wear a vest? He wanted to look croco-casual!
What do you call a crocodile that loves to cook? A croc-chef!
Why are crocodiles such terrible liars? You can see right through their croc-ist!
What do you get when a crocodile tries to write a book? A croc-novella!
What do you call a crocodile that’s an artist? A croc-casso!
What do you call a crocodile who’s a hero? A croc-savior!
Why did the crocodile apply for a job? It wanted to make a croc-ome!
Why was the crocodile bad at socializing? It wasn’t very croc-friendly!
What did the crocodile say when it won the lottery? “I’m ready for a croc-lifestyle!”
Why don’t crocodiles ever get bored? They always find croc-ventures to help!
What did the crocodile think of the small pond? It was just too croc-ky!
Why did the crocodile get a promotion? It showed great croc-tion!
Crocodile puns one-liners
You croc my world!
It’s croc-o-clock somewhere!
Don’t make me croc your door down!
Feeling a bit croc-dy today.
You’re my croc of fries.
I’m in a croc-umentary mood.
It’s a croc-top kind of day.
A croc of gold at the end of the rainbow.
I can’t believe it’s not croc!
Crocs are just scaly slippers.
You’ve got a croc-tastic sense of humor.
Let’s make a croc-tastic memory!
Who let the crocs out?
Don’t be a croc, be nice!
Just keep croc-ing.
This is a croc-ward situation.
That movie really had me in croc-tails.
Don’t be such a croc-ette!
I’m notlion, I’m a croc.
That was a real croc-tastrophe!
Croc those goals!
I’m totally croc-odile-ing this party!
Let’s take a croc-meander in the park.
Croc in the sky with diamonds.
This croc’s a keeper.
Bet you didn’t see that croc-king coming!
You’re croc-ing my style!
What a croc-splosion of fun!
You croc me at hello!
Croc me if you can!
That’s totally croc-abulatory!
That’s a croc-a-doodle-doo!
Croc-odile tears are real!
That’s croc-ceptional!
Those shoes really croc-catch the eye.
Keep your friends close and your crocs closer.
It’s all in the croc-umentation.
It’s croc-nificent!
Can’t stop the croc-tion!
Crocs before bros!
Life’s a beach, don’t be a croc.
Ain’t nobody got time for croc-tion.
Croc-ports are the best!
You’re a croc star!
I’m croc-ing this song!
Walking a croc-ward line.
This joke is croc-tastic!
Life’s too short to wear boring crocs.
Keep calm and croc on.
I’m feeling croc-ular today.
Short crocodile puns
Croc-a-doodle-doo!
You rock, but I croc!
Got that croc attitude!
Just croc it!
It’s a croc-some day!
I’m totally croc-odile-ing this party!
Who’s ready for some croc-y fun?
By the way, I’m croc-in’!
I croc your world!
Croc-tastic adventures await!
Keep it croc-sure!
Croc out loud!
It’s a croc-odile-icious treat!
Let’s get this croc party started!
Croc-toberfest just got better!
This story is so croc-mazing!
You’re looking croc-stopping!
Croc and roll!
I croc-ed on a Sunday!
Let’s bask in the croc-sun!
Happier than a croc in a swamp!
Don’t be a croc in the grass!
Croc those goals!
No croc-ception involved!
Feeling crocodile-icious today!
Let’s strike a croc pose!
Feeling both croc-some and awesome!
I’m just croc-ing by!
Let’s have a croc-quest!
Croc and roll with it!
You’re my croc-star!
Croc me up!
Time to croc the boat!
A pinch of croc-tion is all it takes!
I’m feeling croc-mazing today.
Croc on over here!
Show ’em your croc powers!
Slice of life, croc-style!
What a croc-sop of fun!
You make my heart go croc-crazy!
It’s a croc of laughs!
Don’t be a croc-tease!
Just croc-it!
I’m living my best croc life!
Plunge into the croc-tion!
This is pure croc-ology!
Don’t fence me in—I’m a croc!
Live life with croc-titude!
Keep calm and croc on.
Let’s croc to the beat!
Crocodile puns names
Croc and Morty
Crocodile Dundee-lightful
Croc-matic
Croc-a-lot
Croc-it to me
Croc-ception
Rock Star Croc
Croc Zone
Croc-toberfest
Crocodile-icious
Bad Croc
Copacrocabana
Croc-holic
Crocodile-Rolled
Croc-pocalypse
Prehistorically Croc
LizardKing Croc
Croc-quets (for the classy croc)
Smart-Croc
Croc of Gold
Croc &Cheese
Like a Croc
Croc in a Box
Croc-umentary
Croc-tastic Voyage
Croc-a-lock
Croc-titude
Croc-vention
Croc-alicious
Witty Croc
Croc-tastic
Party Croc
Croc-n’-Roll Party
Croc-onomics
Rock ‘n’ Croc
Croc-sational
Croc Your World
Croctacular
Croccidentally Awesome
Cuddle-croc
Cuddle-croc
Croc-odile Smiles
Croco-doodle
Croc-odile Tears
Crocodile Rock
Croc-scape Artist
Croc-a-doodle-doo
Croc-n-roll
Croc-your-socks-off
Evil Croc-topus
