Why are gerbils terrible at basketball? They always gerble-ble the ball.
Why did the gerbil decide to go green? To make its nest eco-fur-endly.
What do you get when you cross a gerbil and afish? An aquatic wheel!
Why did the gerbil get confused? It couldn’t stay on top of the wheel-deal.
Why don’t gerbils follow trends? They prefer leading the way.
Where do gerbils like to go on vacation? Hamsterdam.
What rides do gerbils enjoy at the park? The Ferris wheel.
What did the gerbil say to the mirror? “Wheel, well, well!”
What’s a gerbil’s favorite dance? The cheese shuffle.
What’s a gerbil’s favorite type of cookie?Chocolatechipmunk.
What’s a gerbil’s dream job? A spokes-wheel for cheese.
What’s a gerbil’s favorite video game? The Wheeled of Warcraft.
Why did the gerbil get an award? It was wheel-y impressive.
How do gerbils stay in shape? They rodentate daily.
What kind of pet does a gerbil own? A microchi-pet.
Why did the gerbil bring a shovel to the party? To dig the cheese dip.
What did the gerbil say when it crossed the road? “I’m wheel-y excited!”
What’s a gerbil’s favorite game? Cheese chase.
What book do gerbils never read? ‘Of Mice and Men,’ out of principle.
What’s a gerbil’s favorite movie? Gerbil-ly Legal.
What’s a gerbil’s favorite type of story? A furytale.
Why are gerbils bad at telling secrets? They squeak!
Why was the gerbil stressed about the interview? It was applying for a wheel-y big job.
What’s a gerbil’s favorite holiday? Groundhog Day—close relatives.
Why did the gerbil bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house.
Why are gerbils great singers? They hit all the right squeaks.
Why do gerbils love selfies? They enjoy capturing their good side.
Why did the gerbil sit on the clock? It wanted to be on time.
Why was the gerbil such a good athlete? It had natural stamina.
How do gerbils flirt? They whiskersweetnothings.
How do gerbils communicate? They use rodentary texting.
Why did the gerbil join the band? It had good coordination.
What’s a gerbil’s favorite instrument? The wheel-armonica!
Why did the gerbil sit in the shade? It didn’t want to be a hot dog-gibble.
Why did the gerbil bring a rope to the show? To keep from falling pre-tail-stand.
Why did the gerbil visit the psychic? To solve itsmouse-teries.
Why did the gerbil take swimming lessons? To avoid being a land-lubber.
Why do gerbils love fancy events? They enjoy a tail-gate party.
Why couldn’t the gerbil play cards? Because it was always losing its wild cards.
What musical do gerbils love? ‘Cats’—for the irony.
What’s a gerbil’s favorite time of day? Chow-time.
How did the gerbil become rich? Through investment in wheely good stocks.
What’s a gerbil’s favorite clothing brand? Furr-ever 21.
Why are gerbils terrible at hide and seek? They get caught in tight spots.
How do gerbils celebrate their birthdays? With a wheel-y big party.
Why did the gerbil start a blog? It had many tails to share.
What’s a gerbil’s favorite car? A wheeled-Drive.
Why don’t gerbils go on safaris? They’re afraid of ele-fants.
What’s a gerbil’s favorite sport? Wheel-running of course.
Why did the gerbil make a good teacher? It was great at leading the pack.
What do gerbils sing at Christmas? “Jingle paws”.
Why was the gerbil happy? His life was a “whirl”-wind of fun.
Why was the gerbil an artist? He had a “flare-tastic” style.
Why did the gerbil study math? To become a “mathem-a-tickian”.
How do gerbils connect online? Through “fiber tail-optic”.
Have you heard about the gerbil magician? His tricks were “un-fur-gettable”.
Why did the gerbil love science? He always looked for the “evidence”.
Why did the gerbil sit on the clock? He wanted to be “on time”.
How did the gerbil fix the hole? With “furbrick”.
What’s a gerbil’s favorite music genre? Rock ‘n’ “roll”.
Why did the gerbil go to the moon? To find some “cheese”.
What do you call a fluffy gerbil? A “fur-nado”.
What’s a gerbil’s favorite game? “Hide-n-seek”.
What do gerbils do in winter? Dream of “warm-cheese”.
What do you call a mischievous gerbil? A “squeak”-y clean prankster.
Why did the gerbil go to the library? To check out some “tales”.
What’s a gerbil’s dream job? A “tail-ent scout”.
How do gerbils send letters? Via “e-cheese”.
Why did the gerbil bring a ladder? To reach the “high-g” cheese.
How do gerbils explore space? In a “furrari”.
What’s a gerbil’s favorite instrument? The “drum-cheese”.
Why did the gerbil go to art school? To learn how to “sketch-cheese”.
What’s a gerbil’s favorite dance? The “tail-spin”.
Why did the gerbil get a tattoo? He felt it was “inchew-able”.
What do you call a gerbil who’s good at soccer? A “go-ral” keeper!
What do you call a dancing gerbil? A “jig-gle”.
What’s a gerbil’s favorite type of pie? “Squeak-er” pie.
What do you call a gerbil comedian? A “jester”tail.
How do gerbils relax? By “knawing” on their favorite snack.
Why was the gerbil good at poetry? He had the “write” touch.
Why was the gerbil a great musician? He practiced his “furr-scales”.
What do gerbils read before sleep? “Fur-fy” tales.
What’s a gerbil’s fashion statement? “Squeak-chic”.
What’s a gerbil’s favorite holiday? “Squeaksgiving”.
How do gerbils celebrate anniversaries? With “paw-some” parties.
What’s a gerbil’s favorite movie? “Fur-ious” 7.
What do you call a gerbil who loves to swim? An “aqua-tail”.
What do gerbils eat on their birthday? “Carrot” cake.
What do gerbils write with? A “furr-tain pen”.
Why did the gerbil become a detective? He loved to “myst-chew”.
What’s a gerbil’s favorite dessert? “Cheese”-cake.
Why did the gerbil climb the mountain? For the “peak-tail”.
Where do gerbils go on vacation? The “Hamptons”.
How do gerbils stay fit? They run on the “wheel”.
Why was the gerbil a banker? He handled “paw-sitive” accounts.
What’s a gerbil’s new year resolution? To “knaw” through anything.
Why did the gerbil go to school? To become a “paw-fessor”.
What did the gerbil say after eating a big meal? I’m “stuffed”.
What did the gerbil bring to the concert? A “squeak-fix”.
What do gerbils wear at night? “Paw-jamas”.