What do you call a mischievous gerbil? A “squeak”-y clean prankster.
Why did the gerbil climb the mountain? For the “peak-tail”.
What do you call a gerbil who’s good at soccer? A “go-ral” keeper!
What’s a gerbil’s favorite game? “Hide-n-seek”.
Why did the gerbil go to the library? To check out some “tales”.
What do you call a gerbil comedian? A “jester”tail.
How did the gerbil fix the hole? With “furbrick”.
What’s a gerbil’s favorite dessert? “Cheese”-cake.
What did the gerbil bring to the concert? A “squeak-fix”.
What do you call a gerbil who loves to swim? An “aqua-tail”.
Why did the gerbil get a tattoo? He felt it was “inchew-able”.
What’s a gerbil’s favorite type of pie? “Squeak-er” pie.
What do you call a dancing gerbil? A “jig-gle”.
What’s a gerbil’s dream job? A “tail-ent scout”.
What’s a gerbil’s favorite instrument? The “drum-cheese”.
Why was the gerbil an artist? He had a “flare-tastic” style.
Why did the gerbil become a detective? He loved to “myst-chew”.
Why did the gerbil go to art school? To learn how to “sketch-cheese”.
Where do gerbils go on vacation? The “Hamptons”.
How do gerbils connect online? Through “fiber tail-optic”.
How do gerbils explore space? In a “furrari”.
How do gerbils relax? By “knawing” on their favorite snack.
What do gerbils read before sleep? “Fur-fy” tales.
What do gerbils eat on their birthday? “Carrot” cake.
What’s a gerbil’s favorite music genre? Rock ‘n’ “roll”.
Why was the gerbil good at poetry? He had the “write” touch.
Why did the gerbil love science? He always looked for the “evidence”.
How do gerbils celebrate anniversaries? With “paw-some” parties.
Why was the gerbil a great musician? He practiced his “furr-scales”.
What do gerbils write with? A “furr-tain pen”.
What’s a gerbil’s favorite dance? The “tail-spin”.
What’s a gerbil’s new year resolution? To “knaw” through anything.
Why did the gerbil sit on the clock? He wanted to be “on time”.
Have you heard about the gerbil magician? His tricks were “un-fur-gettable”.
What do you call a fluffy gerbil? A “fur-nado”.
Why did the gerbil bring a ladder? To reach the “high-g” cheese.
How do gerbils send letters? Via “e-cheese”.
What’s a gerbil’s favorite movie? “Fur-ious” 7.
What do gerbils wear at night? “Paw-jamas”.
What do gerbils sing at Christmas? “Jingle paws”.
Why did the gerbil study math? To become a “mathem-a-tickian”.
What do gerbils do in winter? Dream of “warm-cheese”.
What did the gerbil say after eating a big meal? I’m “stuffed”.
Why did the gerbil go to school? To become a “paw-fessor”.
How do gerbils stay fit? They run on the “wheel”.
What’s a gerbil’s favorite holiday? “Squeaksgiving”.
Why was the gerbil a banker? He handled “paw-sitive” accounts.
Why was the gerbil happy? His life was a “whirl”-wind of fun.
Why did the gerbil go to the moon? To find some “cheese”.
What’s a gerbil’s fashion statement? “Squeak-chic”.
What’s a gerbil’s favorite type of cookie?Chocolatechipmunk.
Where do gerbils like to go on vacation? Hamsterdam.
What’s a gerbil’s dream job? A spokes-wheel for cheese.
Why are gerbils great singers? They hit all the right squeaks.
Why did the gerbil get confused? It couldn’t stay on top of the wheel-deal.
What book do gerbils never read? ‘Of Mice and Men,’ out of principle.
What do you get when you cross a gerbil and afish? An aquatic wheel!
Why did the gerbil take swimming lessons? To avoid being a land-lubber.
What’s a gerbil’s favorite game? Cheese chase.
What’s a gerbil’s favorite time of day? Chow-time.
How did the gerbil become rich? Through investment in wheely good stocks.
Why do gerbils love fancy events? They enjoy a tail-gate party.
How do gerbils celebrate their birthdays? With a wheel-y big party.
What musical do gerbils love? ‘Cats’—for the irony.
Why was the gerbil such a good athlete? It had natural stamina.
What’s a gerbil’s favorite holiday? Groundhog Day—close relatives.
Why did the gerbil decide to go green? To make its nest eco-fur-endly.
What’s a gerbil’s favorite car? A wheeled-Drive.
Why are gerbils terrible at basketball? They always gerble-ble the ball.
What’s a gerbil’s favorite movie? Gerbil-ly Legal.
What’s a gerbil’s favorite clothing brand? Furr-ever 21.
What’s a gerbil’s favorite dance? The cheese shuffle.
What kind of pet does a gerbil own? A microchi-pet.
Why couldn’t the gerbil play cards? Because it was always losing its wild cards.
Why did the gerbil start a blog? It had many tails to share.
Why did the gerbil bring a rope to the show? To keep from falling pre-tail-stand.
What rides do gerbils enjoy at the park? The Ferris wheel.
Why did the gerbil sit on the clock? It wanted to be on time.
Why did the gerbil bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house.
What’s a gerbil’s favorite type of story? A furytale.
What did the gerbil say when it crossed the road? “I’m wheel-y excited!”
Why are gerbils bad at telling secrets? They squeak!
What’s a gerbil’s favorite sport? Wheel-running of course.
Why do gerbils love selfies? They enjoy capturing their good side.
Why was the gerbil stressed about the interview? It was applying for a wheel-y big job.
What’s a gerbil’s favorite instrument? The wheel-armonica!
Why did the gerbil make a good teacher? It was great at leading the pack.
Why don’t gerbils follow trends? They prefer leading the way.
Why did the gerbil join the band? It had good coordination.
Why are gerbils terrible at hide and seek? They get caught in tight spots.
How do gerbils stay in shape? They rodentate daily.
Why did the gerbil sit in the shade? It didn’t want to be a hot dog-gibble.
Why did the gerbil get an award? It was wheel-y impressive.
How do gerbils communicate? They use rodentary texting.
Why did the gerbil bring a shovel to the party? To dig the cheese dip.
What did the gerbil say to the mirror? “Wheel, well, well!”
Why don’t gerbils go on safaris? They’re afraid of ele-fants.
Why did the gerbil visit the psychic? To solve itsmouse-teries.
How do gerbils flirt? They whiskersweetnothings.
What’s a gerbil’s favorite video game? The Wheeled of Warcraft.