Funny gerbil puns and jokes

• What’s a gerbil’s favorite clothing brand? Furr-ever 21.
• Why did the gerbil get an award? It was wheel-y impressive.
• Why was the gerbil stressed about the interview? It was applying for a wheel-y big job.
• Why are gerbils terrible at basketball? They always gerble-ble the ball.
• Why did the gerbil bring a shovel to the party? To dig the cheese dip.
• What do you get when you cross a gerbil and afish? An aquatic wheel!
• Why did the gerbil join the band? It had good coordination.
• What’s a gerbil’s favorite type of cookie?Chocolatechipmunk.
• Why did the gerbil make a good teacher? It was great at leading the pack.
• Why are gerbils terrible at hide and seek? They get caught in tight spots.
• What’s a gerbil’s favorite holiday? Groundhog Day—close relatives.
• What rides do gerbils enjoy at the park? The Ferris wheel.
• Why was the gerbil such a good athlete? It had natural stamina.
• What’s a gerbil’s favorite car? A wheeled-Drive.
• Why did the gerbil bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house.
• What’s a gerbil’s favorite type of story? A furytale.
• Why couldn’t the gerbil play cards? Because it was always losing its wild cards.
• Why do gerbils love selfies? They enjoy capturing their good side.
• What’s a gerbil’s favorite instrument? The wheel-armonica!
• Why are gerbils bad at telling secrets? They squeak!
• How did the gerbil become rich? Through investment in wheely good stocks.
• Why do gerbils love fancy events? They enjoy a tail-gate party.
• What’s a gerbil’s favorite dance? The cheese shuffle.
• How do gerbils communicate? They use rodentary texting.
• What’s a gerbil’s favorite video game? The Wheeled of Warcraft.
• What musical do gerbils love? ‘Cats’—for the irony.
• Why did the gerbil bring a rope to the show? To keep from falling pre-tail-stand.
• Why don’t gerbils go on safaris? They’re afraid of ele-fants.
• What kind of pet does a gerbil own? A microchi-pet.
• Why did the gerbil sit on the clock? It wanted to be on time.
• What’s a gerbil’s favorite time of day? Chow-time.
• Why don’t gerbils follow trends? They prefer leading the way.
• Why did the gerbil take swimming lessons? To avoid being a land-lubber.
• Why did the gerbil visit the psychic? To solve itsmouse-teries.
• Where do gerbils like to go on vacation? Hamsterdam.
• What did the gerbil say when it crossed the road? “I’m wheel-y excited!”
• How do gerbils flirt? They whiskersweetnothings.
• What’s a gerbil’s favorite sport? Wheel-running of course.
• Why did the gerbil decide to go green? To make its nest eco-fur-endly.
• What did the gerbil say to the mirror? “Wheel, well, well!”
• What book do gerbils never read? ‘Of Mice and Men,’ out of principle.
• What’s a gerbil’s favorite movie? Gerbil-ly Legal.
• Why are gerbils great singers? They hit all the right squeaks.
• Why did the gerbil sit in the shade? It didn’t want to be a hot dog-gibble.
• Why did the gerbil get confused? It couldn’t stay on top of the wheel-deal.
• Why did the gerbil start a blog? It had many tails to share.
• How do gerbils stay in shape? They rodentate daily.
• What’s a gerbil’s dream job? A spokes-wheel for cheese.
• What’s a gerbil’s favorite game? Cheese chase.
• How do gerbils celebrate their birthdays? With a wheel-y big party.

Cute gerbil puns

• How do gerbils celebrate anniversaries? With “paw-some” parties.
• What’s a gerbil’s favorite movie? “Fur-ious” 7.
• How do gerbils send letters? Via “e-cheese”.
• Why did the gerbil go to the moon? To find some “cheese”.
• What do you call a dancing gerbil? A “jig-gle”.
• What’s a gerbil’s fashion statement? “Squeak-chic”.
• What’s a gerbil’s favorite holiday? “Squeaksgiving”.
• What’s a gerbil’s favorite instrument? The “drum-cheese”.
• How do gerbils relax? By “knawing” on their favorite snack.
• How do gerbils connect online? Through “fiber tail-optic”.
• How do gerbils explore space? In a “furrari”.
• What’s a gerbil’s dream job? A “tail-ent scout”.
• What do gerbils do in winter? Dream of “warm-cheese”.
• Why did the gerbil get a tattoo? He felt it was “inchew-able”.
• Why was the gerbil an artist? He had a “flare-tastic” style.
• Why was the gerbil a great musician? He practiced his “furr-scales”.
• Why did the gerbil go to school? To become a “paw-fessor”.
• What do you call a mischievous gerbil? A “squeak”-y clean prankster.
• What did the gerbil say after eating a big meal? I’m “stuffed”.
• What do gerbils read before sleep? “Fur-fy” tales.
• What do you call a gerbil comedian? A “jester”tail.
• What do you call a gerbil who’s good at soccer? A “go-ral” keeper!
• Why did the gerbil sit on the clock? He wanted to be “on time”.
• What did the gerbil bring to the concert? A “squeak-fix”.
• How do gerbils stay fit? They run on the “wheel”.
• Why did the gerbil bring a ladder? To reach the “high-g” cheese.
• What’s a gerbil’s favorite type of pie? “Squeak-er” pie.
• Why did the gerbil love science? He always looked for the “evidence”.
• Why did the gerbil climb the mountain? For the “peak-tail”.
• What do you call a fluffy gerbil? A “fur-nado”.
• What’s a gerbil’s favorite music genre? Rock ‘n’ “roll”.
• What’s a gerbil’s new year resolution? To “knaw” through anything.
• What do gerbils eat on their birthday? “Carrot” cake.
• What’s a gerbil’s favorite game? “Hide-n-seek”.
• What do you call a gerbil who loves to swim? An “aqua-tail”.
• Why was the gerbil good at poetry? He had the “write” touch.
• Why was the gerbil a banker? He handled “paw-sitive” accounts.
• Why did the gerbil study math? To become a “mathem-a-tickian”.
• Have you heard about the gerbil magician? His tricks were “un-fur-gettable”.
• What’s a gerbil’s favorite dessert? “Cheese”-cake.
• Why did the gerbil become a detective? He loved to “myst-chew”.
• Why did the gerbil go to art school? To learn how to “sketch-cheese”.
• What do gerbils wear at night? “Paw-jamas”.
• Where do gerbils go on vacation? The “Hamptons”.
• What’s a gerbil’s favorite dance? The “tail-spin”.
• Why did the gerbil go to the library? To check out some “tales”.
• What do gerbils write with? A “furr-tain pen”.
• Why was the gerbil happy? His life was a “whirl”-wind of fun.
• What do gerbils sing at Christmas? “Jingle paws”.
• How did the gerbil fix the hole? With “furbrick”.