How do you make a giraffe smile? Tickle their neck-el.
Why was the giraffe so proud? It could see things from a different height.
How do giraffes get fit? Neckercises.
How do you cheer up a sad giraffe? Give them a hug around the neck.
How do giraffes solve math problems? They always work through the net.
Why’s a giraffe’s neck so strong? It lifts them above the competition.
How do giraffes break up? “I can’t stretch this out anymore.”
When do giraffes have eight legs? When there are two of them!
Why do giraffes run fast? They’re always necks-level speed racers.
What’s a giraffe’s least favorite fan? Air conditioning – it’s too cool!
What’s a giraffe’s favoritefruit? Neck-tarines!
What’s a giraffe’s favorite business? Neck-working.
How do giraffes apologize? “I’m so neck-cessarily sorry!”
What do giraffes study in school? Neck-anometry.
Why was the giraffe nervous at school? It had stage neck-fright.
Why do giraffes avoid bad weather? For neck-essary precautions.
Why are giraffes such good friends? They’re long-lasting pals.
Why did the giraffe ask for a tallcoffee? Longer reach for caffeine!
Why was the giraffe late? It was running on neck time.
What do giraffes have that no other animals do? Baby giraffes!
Why was the giraffe a great poet? It always had a lofty perspective.
What happens at a giraffe family reunion? Neck joy!
What’s a giraffe’s favorite TV show? America’s Neck Top Model.
Why don’t giraffes use cell phones? They’re always on “long-distance” plans.
How do giraffes bake a cake? With lots of giraffe-itude!
Giraffes don’t play games… they play giraffles.
Giraffes enjoy a high-level sense of humor.
I guess giraffes are just tall-lented.
Why do giraffes make terrible kings? They can’t keep anything under wraps.
When a giraffe makes a wish, it reaches for the stars.
Giraffes on a rainy day? They’re just neck deep in puddles.
What did the giraffe say at the bar? “The high life is quite intoxicating.”
Giraffes’ taste in music? Jazz of course, it’s got layers.
I think giraffes make the best lookouts; they have a height advantage.
Friends like giraffes are rare; they always watch out for you.
Don’t let their height scare you; giraffes are quite down-to-earth.
Why aren’t giraffes ever impressed? They’ve spotted it before.
Giraffes take conversations to new heights.
I feel a giraffe pun approaching… and it stood out!
When giraffes get lost, they just rise above it all.
You’re cute, but I’m giraffe with envy.
With giraffe puns, the yokes on you.
Feeling blue? A giraffe bit of humor can raise your spirits.
Does a giraffe have an existential crisis? No, it’s always head strong.
Why did the giraffe get bad grades? It stuck its neck out too far!
I have giraff-ic intuition when it comes to long stories.
Giraffes aren’t just cool; they’re neck-stravagant.
Why did the giraffe cross the road? To get to the high ground.
Are giraffes good secret keepers? Sure, they’re not known for spilling the beans!
Giraffes always lead neck and neck races.
If you see a giraffe frown, just tell them to cheer up; it’s a matter of neck and neck.
I’m notlion; giraffes really stand out.
If someone calls you dense, just remember, giraffes only hang with lighthearted folks.
Giraffe fashion often requires a great deal of neck-styles.
Giraffes love neck-neckties.
You can’t be short with a giraffe pun.
A giraffe’s favorite subject? High school geometry.
Life with giraffes is never a pain in the neck.
What do you call a giraffe winning a baking contest? A tart-neck-champion!
I bed you, giraffes stand tall in their dreams too.
I find giraffe jokes to be a tall order.
Why are giraffes so proud? They keep their heads held high.
Have you heard about the giraffe who joined a gym? Great neck workouts ensured.
Giraffes never lose at hide and seek; their spots are legendary.
I spotted a giraffe whispering secrets.
When giraffes step on the scale, their weight is in the high hundreds.
To be honest, I’m giraffe-n’ it up over here.
When they play baseball, giraffes always hit the high ones.
The giraffe orchestra always includes long horns.
Giraffes’ hobbies include reaching for new heights.
What do giraffes have that no other animal has? Baby giraffes!
How do giraffes relax? They go on long-necked vacations.
Giraffes in the Olympics? They’re known for their high dives.
Sleep is rare for giraffes; they dream big.
Giraffes’ fashion sense? Spot on!
What’s a giraffe’s favorite drink? Anything that’s well-aged.
Why are giraffes bad singers? Their voice is a bit stretched.
How did giraffes solve their problems? Standing up to them.
What’s a giraffe’s favorite game?Snakeand Ladders from the top.
What’s a giraffe’s favoritesweet? Neck-olate.
How do giraffes organize their library? By height.
Why did the giraffe join a band? It had a great high note.
How do giraffes apologize? They go way above and beyond.
Why do giraffes make great artists? They’re good at drawing things out.
What’s a giraffe’s favorite veggie? A-peas.
How do giraffes get their morning tea? With long neck-pots.
What’s a giraffe’s favorite city? Highdelberg.
How do giraffes celebrate birthdays? With lofty goals.
Why do giraffes have long necks? To avoid neckscessary drama.
Why do giraffes read so slowly? They’re always over their head in books.
What’s a giraffe’s favorite film? High Society.
Why are giraffes great dancers? They have a great highland fling.
What’s a giraffe’s favorite dessert? High-pie.
What’s a giraffe’s favorite toy? A high-strung yoyo.
How do giraffes communicate? They neckwork.
Why do giraffes love weekends? They get to sleep in, up high.
Why do giraffes never bet at poker? Too many tall tales.
What’s a giraffe’s favorite sport? High jump.
What do you call a giraffe who is good at math? Count Necka.
How do giraffes run for office? They always take the high road.
What’s a giraffe’s favorite joke? The tall tale.
What’s a giraffe’s favorite exercise? High-knees.
Why are giraffes bad at apologies? They always stick their neck out.
Why don’t giraffes do well in school? They’re afraid of too much homework stacking up.
What’s a giraffe’s morning routine? An extra-long stretch.
Why don’t giraffes get lost? They have a great view.
How do giraffes start a conversation? “Can I neck your attention?”
How do giraffes write notes? On long-neck paper.
What’s a giraffe’s favorite fruit? Necktarines.
Why do giraffes love selfies? They like to capture their high spirits.
Why are giraffes always invited to parties? They’ve got a tall sense of humor.
Why did the giraffe join the circus? For a higher purpose.
What do giraffes do on a date? Share long looks.
Why don’t giraffes play chess? They’re afraid of heights.
Why can’t giraffes play hide and seek? They’re always spotted.
What’s a giraffe’s dream job? Tower manager.
How do giraffes greet everyone? “Neck to meet you!”
What do you get when you cross a giraffe with akangaroo? High hop.
How do giraffes fix things? With neck-nacks.
What’s a giraffe’s favorite type of music? Neck and roll.
Why are giraffes good detectives? They see things from a higher perspective.
How do giraffes stay cool? They have high standards.
Why are giraffes so cheerful? They have their heads in the clouds.
What’s a giraffe’s worst nightmare? Short stories.
What’s the giraffe’s favorite room at school? The high-boratory.
Why don’t giraffes use elevators? They take stair-fairs!
What’s a giraffe’s favorite type of math? Geomp-giraffe-etry!
What music do giraffes love? High-pitched harmonies!
Do giraffes ever apologize? Only if they’ve stretched the truth!
How do giraffes relax? They enjoy neck-work breaks!
What do giraffes do when they get sunburned? They re-neck-tify!
Who’s a giraffe’s hero? Sir Up-Standing!
What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A long stretch limo!
How do giraffes check emails? With e-neck-tronic devices!
How do giraffes handle fame? They’re well-balanced!
Thought a joke about giraffes taking you up? It’s over your head!
What’s a giraffe’s weakness? Long-drawn conversations!
Why don’t giraffes like fast food? They can’t catch it!
What’s a giraffe’s favorite movie? “Neck-flix Specials!”
How do giraffes read books? They turn a lot of neck-ce pages!
What instrument does a giraffe play? The neck-o-nello!
Why was the giraffe late to dinner? They stuck their neck out too far!
Why can’t giraffes be secret agents? They’re always spotted!
What’s a giraffe’s favorite holiday? Lifelong friendsgiving!
What’s a giraffe’s trait when playing games? Neck of honor!
What’s a giraffe’s favorite treat? Neck-terines!
How do giraffes flirt? Neck curated words!
How do giraffes ask for a lift? “Could you neck me up, please?”
What’s a giraffe’s best skill? Necking the important stuff!
What kind of shoes do giraffes wear? High-tops!
What’s a giraffe’s best attribute in pictures? Their neck-ceptional smile!
How do giraffes travel? First neck-class!
How does a giraffe eat spaghetti? With lots of neck-tare sauce!
How do giraffes spend their weekends? Neck-laxing!
What’s a giraffe’s favorite story? Talls and More Talls!
What’s a giraffe’s favorite workout? High repetition!
What do woke-up giraffes say? “I’m feeling neck-a-rific!”
What do giraffes bake? Crook-neckies!
What’s a giraffe’s favorite game? Twister!
How do giraffes study? They dive into neck-genius topics!
What’s a giraffe’s favorite dance? The neck-shuffle!
Where do giraffes keep notes? Neck-books!
What did the giraffe say to their reflection? “You’re giraffing me crazy!”
What’s a giraffe’s favorite summer activity? Neck-stending on the beach!
What’s a giraffe’s favorite beverage? Brewed in-giraffe-in tea!
What’s a giraffe’s favorite book? The Great Neck-spectations!
What’s a giraffe’s favorite subject? Vertical studies!
What makes giraffes’ stories special? They’re a tall order!
Where do giraffes go on vacation? The North Neck!
Why was the giraffe an artist? They had high-ups on creativity!
Why are giraffes bad at basketball? They always get foul for reaching!
Why did the giraffe apply for a job? They heard it was open-necked!
Why did the giraffe get detention? They couldn’t keep their neck to themselves!
What’s a giraffe’s fashion choice? Something neck-citing!
Why did the giraffe join a band? They wanted to play necks level!