Cute gopher puns

• What’s a gopher’s favorite superhero? Dig-gle.
• What’s a gopher’s favorite instrument? The digeridoo.
• What do you call a fancy gopher? A tux-edged burrower.
• Why did the gopher go to therapy? To get to the root of its problems.
• What’s a gopher’s favorite drink? Root beer.
• Why did the gopher join the circus? It loved digging under the Big Top.
• Why did the gopher bring a shovel to the party? Because it wanted to dig the scene.
• What’s a gopher’s favorite game? Whack-a-mole.
• Why was the gopher a great detective? It followed every burrowed lead.
• What’s a gopher’s morning routine? Get up, rise and burrow.
• Why did the gopher become a doctor? It had a talent for digging out splinters.
• What do you call a gopher with acarrot? A hole-in-one.
• Why did the gopher get promoted? It really dug into its work.
• Why was the gopher a great musician? It always hit the right dirt note.
• What’s a gopher’s favorite day of the week? Digs-day.
• What’s a gopher’s favorite dance? The Mole-cumbia.
• What’s a gopher’s favorite holiday? Dearth Day.
• What do gophers say before a big meal? “Let’s dig in!”
• What do you call a gopher who writes novels? A best-burrow author.
• Why did the gopher start a blog? To share its dirt on life.
• What’s a gopher’s science degree? Soil-ology.
• What’s a gopher’s favorite movie? “Groundhogs Day.”
• How do gophers make decisions? They dig deeper into the matter.
• How do gophers win arguments? They dig up all the facts.
• Why don’t gophers use the internet? Because they’d rather surf the burrow-net.
• What’s a gopher’s favorite website? Digg.com
• What do you get when you cross a gopher and a singer? A tunnel-visioned tenor.
• Where do gophers fan out their summer vacations? Tunnel Vision Island.
• Why don’t gophers lie? They believe in ground truth.
• What’s a gopher’s favorite type of music? Any genre with deep bass.
• What do gophers read for fun? Dirt-ective novels.
• How do gophers cheer each other up? They dig up some dirty jokes.
• What’s a gopher’s favorite city? Birming-hamster.
• Why did the gopher join the band? It was great at rock and hole.
• Why did the gopher break up with thesquirrel? It needed more space to dig.
• Why do gophers make great friends? They’re always down to earth.
• How do gophers greet each other? “Hi, hole are you?”
• What’s a gopher’s favorite dessert? Ground cake.
• What’s a gopher’s dream job? A mining engineer.
• Why did the gopher go to art school? It wanted to master hole-painting.
• Why was the gopher so good at baseball? It had a killer digging arm.
• What’s a gopher’s political stance? Always neutral-ground.
• What’s a gopher’s go-to fashion? Earth tones.
• How do gophers stay fit? Tunneling exercises.
• How do gophers do math? They count in mounds.
• Why did the gopher avoid the library? Too many bookworms.
• Why was the gopher always happy? It saw life’s ups and downs as mole-hills.
• What’s a gopher’s worst fear? A ground-breaking disaster.
• What do you get when you cross a gopher and a pirate? A burrow-blundering swashbuckler.
• What’s a gopher’s favorite vegetable? Ground peas.

Funny gopher puns and jokes

• What do you get when you cross a gopher with a 80’s band? Duran Duran Gopher.
• What’s a gopher’s favorite instrument? A submarine.
• What did the gopher say when it found treasure? “This is gold!”
• What’s a gopher’s favorite beverage? Root beer.
• What’s a gopher’s favorite TV show? Dig House.
• What’s a gopher’s favorite holiday? Earth Day.
• How do gophers stay in shape? They do ground workouts.
• What’s a gopher’s favorite weather? Underground sunny.
• How did the gopher feel when it won the lottery? Ground-breaking!
• How do you apologize to a gopher? “I dig you, and I’m sorry.”
• What’s a gopher’s favorite social media? Tunnelgram.
• What did the gopher say when the hole collapsed? “That’s un-burrow-lievable!”
• What’s a gopher’s favorite movie? Burrow-al Instinct.
• What did the gopher say to the mole? “You’re a hole lot of fun!”
• How does a gopher stay cool in the summer? It digs the underground breeze.
• Why did the gopher buy a new coat? It wanted a fur-tastic cover.
• What’s a gopher’s favorite workout? Ground cycling.
• What’s a gopher’s favorite kind of story? A hole-some story.
• Why was the gopher so good at gardening? It had a green paw.
• What did the gopher say after a long run? “I’m burrow-ed out!”
• Why did the gopher bring a pillow? To rest after a hole day of digging.
• What’s a gopher’s favorite book series? The Hole-y Potter.
• What did the gopher say to its sleepy friend? “You need more hibernation!”
• What did the gopher say to the other gopher on vacation? Dig it easy!
• Why did the gopher bring a flashlight? It didn’t want to be left in the dark hole.
• How do gophers stay connected? Hole Phones.
• What’s a gopher’s dream job? A dig-tective.
• What do you call a noble gopher? Lord of the burrows.
• Why was the gopher so calm? It was always grounded.
• Why did the gopher get promoted? Its work was ground-breaking.
• Why was the gopher a great friend? It always had your back in the ground.
• What do you call a gopher who loves music? A rock-n’-roll digger!
• Why did the gopher bring a shovel to the party? Because it always loves to dig in!
• Why did the gopher go to the library? It wanted to check out a hole book.
• What’s a gopher’s favorite dance move? Theworm.
• Why did the gopher start a podcast? To talk about hole-y matters.
• What’s a gopher’s favorite game? Groundhog Day.
• Why did the gopher join a band? Because it had great rythm-dirt.
• What does a gopher use to fix its house? A groundhog stapler.
• What’s a gopher’s favorite school subject? Geo-dig-aphy.
• What’s a gopher’s favorite type of music? Under-ground hip-hop.
• What’s a gopher’s favorite dessert?Chocolatechipmunk cookies.
• How do gophers make friends? They dig their personalities.
• Why was the gopher a great reporter? It always got the scoop.
• Why did the gopher carry a backpack? It had a lot of dirt to carry.
• What did the comedian gopher say? “I can dig this crowd!”
• How do gophers greet each other? “Hole-you-doing?”
• What’s a gopher’s least favorite vegetable? Groundlettuce.
• Why did the gopher build a skyscraper? To give its friends a high burrow.
• What did the gopher say to its mentor? “You’re un-burrow-lievable!”