What’s a gopher’s morning routine? Get up, rise and burrow.
How do gophers greet each other? “Hi, hole are you?”
Why did the gopher join the circus? It loved digging under the Big Top.
Why did the gopher join the band? It was great at rock and hole.
What’s a gopher’s favorite movie? “Groundhogs Day.”
What do you call a gopher who writes novels? A best-burrow author.
Why did the gopher start a blog? To share its dirt on life.
What’s a gopher’s favorite type of music? Any genre with deep bass.
How do gophers make decisions? They dig deeper into the matter.
How do gophers cheer each other up? They dig up some dirty jokes.
What do you get when you cross a gopher and a singer? A tunnel-visioned tenor.
Why was the gopher always happy? It saw life’s ups and downs as mole-hills.
Why was the gopher so good at baseball? It had a killer digging arm.
What’s a gopher’s favorite instrument? The digeridoo.
What’s a gopher’s favorite vegetable? Ground peas.
Why did the gopher go to therapy? To get to the root of its problems.
What’s a gopher’s dream job? A mining engineer.
What do gophers read for fun? Dirt-ective novels.
How do gophers stay fit? Tunneling exercises.
What’s a gopher’s favorite drink? Root beer.
Why was the gopher a great detective? It followed every burrowed lead.
What’s a gopher’s worst fear? A ground-breaking disaster.
What’s a gopher’s political stance? Always neutral-ground.
Why did the gopher get promoted? It really dug into its work.
What’s a gopher’s favorite dance? The Mole-cumbia.
What’s a gopher’s favorite city? Birming-hamster.
Where do gophers fan out their summer vacations? Tunnel Vision Island.
Why don’t gophers use the internet? Because they’d rather surf the burrow-net.
How do gophers do math? They count in mounds.
What do you get when you cross a gopher and a pirate? A burrow-blundering swashbuckler.
What do gophers say before a big meal? “Let’s dig in!”
Why did the gopher become a doctor? It had a talent for digging out splinters.
Why don’t gophers lie? They believe in ground truth.
Why did the gopher go to art school? It wanted to master hole-painting.
Why was the gopher a great musician? It always hit the right dirt note.
Why did the gopher break up with thesquirrel? It needed more space to dig.
What’s a gopher’s science degree? Soil-ology.
Why did the gopher bring a shovel to the party? Because it wanted to dig the scene.
What’s a gopher’s favorite superhero? Dig-gle.
How do gophers win arguments? They dig up all the facts.
Why do gophers make great friends? They’re always down to earth.
What’s a gopher’s favorite day of the week? Digs-day.
What do you call a fancy gopher? A tux-edged burrower.
What do you call a gopher with acarrot? A hole-in-one.
Why did the gopher avoid the library? Too many bookworms.
What’s a gopher’s favorite website? Digg.com
What’s a gopher’s favorite game? Whack-a-mole.
What’s a gopher’s go-to fashion? Earth tones.
What’s a gopher’s favorite dessert? Ground cake.
What’s a gopher’s favorite holiday? Dearth Day.
What did the gopher say to its mentor? “You’re un-burrow-lievable!”
How do you apologize to a gopher? “I dig you, and I’m sorry.”
What’s a gopher’s favorite dance move? Theworm.
What’s a gopher’s favorite holiday? Earth Day.
Why did the gopher go to the library? It wanted to check out a hole book.
What does a gopher use to fix its house? A groundhog stapler.
Why did the gopher bring a pillow? To rest after a hole day of digging.
What’s a gopher’s favorite workout? Ground cycling.
How does a gopher stay cool in the summer? It digs the underground breeze.
Why did the gopher bring a flashlight? It didn’t want to be left in the dark hole.
What’s a gopher’s favorite instrument? A submarine.
Why did the gopher start a podcast? To talk about hole-y matters.
How do gophers greet each other? “Hole-you-doing?”
Why did the gopher join a band? Because it had great rythm-dirt.
How did the gopher feel when it won the lottery? Ground-breaking!
What’s a gopher’s favorite beverage? Root beer.
Why was the gopher a great friend? It always had your back in the ground.
What did the gopher say to its sleepy friend? “You need more hibernation!”
What’s a gopher’s favorite weather? Underground sunny.
What’s a gopher’s dream job? A dig-tective.
What did the gopher say to the other gopher on vacation? Dig it easy!
Why was the gopher a great reporter? It always got the scoop.
What do you get when you cross a gopher with a 80’s band? Duran Duran Gopher.
Why did the gopher build a skyscraper? To give its friends a high burrow.
How do gophers make friends? They dig their personalities.
What did the gopher say when the hole collapsed? “That’s un-burrow-lievable!”
What’s a gopher’s favorite kind of story? A hole-some story.
What’s a gopher’s favorite dessert?Chocolatechipmunk cookies.
Why did the gopher buy a new coat? It wanted a fur-tastic cover.
Why was the gopher so good at gardening? It had a green paw.
What’s a gopher’s favorite movie? Burrow-al Instinct.
What did the gopher say after a long run? “I’m burrow-ed out!”
What’s a gopher’s favorite game? Groundhog Day.
How do gophers stay in shape? They do ground workouts.
What’s a gopher’s favorite social media? Tunnelgram.
What’s a gopher’s favorite school subject? Geo-dig-aphy.
What did the gopher say to the mole? “You’re a hole lot of fun!”
What do you call a gopher who loves music? A rock-n’-roll digger!
What did the comedian gopher say? “I can dig this crowd!”
Why did the gopher carry a backpack? It had a lot of dirt to carry.
How do gophers stay connected? Hole Phones.
Why was the gopher so calm? It was always grounded.
What’s a gopher’s favorite TV show? Dig House.
What’s a gopher’s favorite type of music? Under-ground hip-hop.
What do you call a noble gopher? Lord of the burrows.
Why did the gopher get promoted? Its work was ground-breaking.
Why did the gopher bring a shovel to the party? Because it always loves to dig in!
What’s a gopher’s least favorite vegetable? Groundlettuce.
What did the gopher say when it found treasure? “This is gold!”
What’s a gopher’s favorite book series? The Hole-y Potter.