What did the gorilla say to its best friend? “You’re un-beat-able!”
Why do gorillas never fight over banana splits? They share peacefully.
Why don’t gorillas gamble? They don’t like to ape their bets.
What’s a gorilla’s dream car? A ferrape-ri.
What do you call a gorilla with a dreary attitude? The Kong-quistador.
What game do gorillas play at recess? Ape-sketball.
What do you call two gorillas sharing an Amazon account? Prime-mates.
What’s the gorilla’s house favorite feature? The gorilla-railing.
What do gorillas say when they’re in love? “I’m bananas for you!”
How do gorillas keep fit? Jungle-ing.
When’s a good time to see gorillas? During the ape-ternoon.
How does a gorilla smell? With its nose, of course!
What do gorillas do for a living? They ape-erate.
Why did the gorilla pass out at the party? It went bananas!
Why don’t gorillas use computers? They’re afraid of bits and bytes!
Why was the gorilla hired as a chef? He made the best banana cream pies.
What’s a gorilla’s favorite drink? Ape-ricotjuice.
How do gorillas like theireggs? Not ape-scrambled.
Why did the gorilla cross the road? Planet of the bapes.
What’s a gorilla’s favorite sci-fi series? Planet of the Apes Star Fleet.
What do you call a gorilla that makes music? A Kong-ductor.
What do gorillas watch on TV? The Kong-adventures.
What do you call a hyper-intelligent gorilla? A-macaque-demic.
How do gorillas apologize? “I’m sorry for my apeish-cape.”
What’s a gorilla’s favorite programming language? Java-groove.
When did the gorilla win a contest? When he was kong-gratulated.
How do lemonade-loving gorillas show affection? Withlemon-squeeze hugs.
Why are gorillas such good singers? They’ve got natural ape-peal.
What do gorillas eat before they train? Pre-gorillanance drinks.
What’s a gorilla’s favorite martial art? Kong-fu.
What type of music do gorillas dislike? Anything with a little treble.
Why’s the gorilla always so peaceful? It knows how to find ape-solace.
What’s a gorilla’s favorite day of the week? Banana-day.
What do you call a dance-loving gorilla? A party Kong.
What’s a gorilla’s favorite treat during Halloween? Ape-ple bobbing.
What’s a gorilla’s favorite opera? Ape-ra Carmen.
What did the gorilla wear to the beach? A donkey-kong.
What’s a cheeky gorilla’s trademark move? The banana-slip.
What’s a gorilla’s favorite type of social media? Instagorilla.
When do gorillas go to the vet? When they’re feeling a little ape-ish.
What’s a gorilla’s favorite Shakespeare play? Ape-thello.
What do gorillas wear in the kitchen? Aprons.
What should you say when you meet a gorilla? “It’s a real ape-leasure!”
Where do gorillas like to play? On themonkeybars.
What do you call a well-dressed gorilla? Ape-telier.
How do you make a gorilla laugh? Show them some jungle-ry.
What talent did the gorilla discover? A heartfelt gorilla-gram.
How do you get a gorilla with an upper respiratory infection off a cloud? You ape-tell it down.
Why did the gorilla sit on a clock? It wanted to be on time.
How do gorillas get down the stairs? They slide down thebanana-ster.
What do you call a gorilla with headphones? Anything you want, it can’t hear you!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite type of footwear? Open-toe sandals—they’re bananas!
Why don’t gorillas eat fast food? They’re into slow-cooked bamboo!
Why did the gorilla break the internet? It couldn’t handle the meme-endo!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite place to sleep? An ape-hauler!
What do gorillas read at breakfast? The Ape-rican Times!
Why do gorillas avoid rainy days? They hate getting a chimp-in’ wet!
Why don’t gorillas enjoy puzzles? Too many missing ape-ces!
Why did the gorilla start a garage band? It wanted to go ape on the drums!
Why do gorillas avoid mirrors? They hate ape-praisals!
Why did the gorilla become a teacher? It valued ape-cation!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite artist? Ape-icasso!
Why didn’t the gorilla accept the job offer? It already had a-leaf!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite gym equipment? The mon(k)ey wrench!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite type ofchocolate? Gorilla Hershey!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite kind of movie? A King Kong-fu flick!
What’s a gorilla’s hobby? Ape-coiling bananas!
Why don’t gorillas make good sailors? They’re always panicking in the chimp-unk!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite reality TV show? Ape-mazing Razes!
Why did the gorilla fail his martial arts test? It couldn’t achieve chimp-laxity!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite soda? Ape-root!
How do gorillas communicate? In monkey business!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite holiday? Ape-pril Fools’ Day!
Why do gorillas study history? They love learning about ape-ncestors!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite type of pasta? Ape-aghetti!
How do gorillas become chefs? They start with ape-prenticeships!
How do gorillas ask for a bedtime story? “Once upon a banana hour…”
Why are gorillas bad dancers? They have two left feet!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite dessert? Bananas Flambé!
Why are gorillas great musicians? They’re naturals at ape-la-cords!
Why don’t gorillas use phones? They’re afraid of getting a gorilla-glitch!
Why do gorillas love the jungle? It’s their stomping ground!
How do gorillas keep cool in the summer? Ape-conditioning!
Why did the gorilla cross the road? To prove it wasn’t a chicken!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite sea creature? The manta-ray-illa!
Why don’t gorillas play basketball? They’re afraid of being fouled out!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite board game? Ape-akhu!
What’s a gorilla’s dream vacation? An ape-laying on Mondays!
What do you call a gorilla on a diet? Lite ape-ricot!
Why are gorillas bad at telling secrets? They always go ape!
What do gorillas do at parties? Go bananas on the dance floor!
What do gorillas sing in the shower? “Royale withCheese”!
How do you apologize to a gorilla? “I’m a-peeling sorry!”
What’s a gorilla’s least favorite chore? Climbing the laundry ladder!
What’s a gorilla’s least favorite vegetable? Brussels sprouts, they prefer ape-ricots!
How do gorillas greet each other? “Hey there, chip!”
Why did the gorilla bring a ladder? It wanted to reach new heights!
Why do gorillas never lie? They always keep it factual.
Why do gorillas love the weekend? They let their chip down!
Why don’t gorillas like camping? They can’t handle the in-tents situations!
Going ape over this view!
Feeling gorilla-good today!
May the ape be with you.
Spinning tales of jungle joy.
This feed is going ape-wild!
Unleash the beast (in the best way).
You gorilla me with these vibes.
In a gorilla state of mind.
Welcome to my jungle, folks!
Life’s a jungle—make a great escape.
Out of the mist, into my feed.
Keep calm and gorilla on.
Can’t stop that gorilla groove.
Jungle vibes are a great fit on me.
How do I like my selfies? Gorilla-style.
Let’s get ape-solutely punny.
Time to gorilla-ize my day!
Keeping it ape-solutely real.
Monkey see, gorilla do!
Ape parallels everywhere I look.
Hangin’ out with my fur-ends.
Going bananas for this vibe!
A moment of silence for my banana smoothie.
Banana-grams from the jungle!
Be gorilla-morable.
Being gorilla-rific is a full-time job.
Hanging in there like a pro.
Just hanging around like a gorilla.
Seeking friends that are ape-solutely fabulous.
Gorill-ing it today!
The best puns refresh like a jungle breeze.
No monkey business here—only gorilla laughs.
I ape-solutely love this place!
Join the jungle jive, my tribe.
Gorillas have bananas—I’ve got sass.
Ape your troubles away with a giggle.
Bananas may be appealing, but gorillas are a-peel-ing!
Just a gorilla in a selfie world.
Wait a serial, is this pun gone bananas yet?
Ape-rior luck on safari!
Knuckling down to the beat of my own drums.
Don’t monkey around—just be gorilla-tastic!
Ape-solutely the best day ever!
Feeling devious, or just gorilla-playful?
Jungle vibes, gorilla grins.
Quit monkeying around and follow me!
Going bananas ain’t just for gorillas.
Living life one monkey pun at a time.
Gorill-ithium is the new social media craze.
Ain’t no mountains high enough to stop these puns.
Why did the gorilla bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house!
How do gorillas apologize? They give a hug and say, “Sorry, I went ape!”
Why did the gorilla always carry an umbrella? It liked to be ready for monkey business!
Why did the gorilla turn down a job offer? It preferred the free-swinging life!
Why do gorillas never get lost? They always go ape-best!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite type of music? Ape rock!
Why was the gorilla so good at baseball? Because every swing was a hit!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite pastime? Swinging in laughter!
How do gorillas like their eggs? Ape-side up!
Why was the gorilla so relaxed? It practiced ape yoga!
Why did the gorilla become a gardener? To grow ape-ricots!
How do gorillas make tough decisions? They look at all angles and go bananas!
Why did the gorilla cross the road? To prove it wasn’tchicken-hearted!
Why was the gorilla such a good singer? It always stayed in tune with nature!
Why did the gorilla join the gym? It heard there were plenty of great ape-y classes!
What do gorillas do when they’re bored? Swing online for some instant ape-preeciation!
What do gorillas call a long commute? An ape-long drive!
Why are gorillas so great at conversations? Because they have ape-solute charm!
What did the gorilla say when it met its reflection? “Stop monkeying around!”
Why don’t gorillas use computers? They’re afraid of themouse!
What do you call a gorilla who knows martial arts? An ape-ricot black belt!
What sizecoffeedoes a gorilla prefer? Grande, because they love things that go ape!
How do gorillas get down the stairs? They go banana-slide!
What’s a gorilla’s workout playlist? Ape-bangers only!
How do gorillas cheer up? They hang out with their bananas!
How do gorillas keep fit? They’ve got gorilla yoga down ape-solutely!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite social media app? Chimp-chat!
Why did the gorilla skip lunch? It was in ape-o-fast!
Why did the gorilla love fixing cars? It felt like a real monkey wrench!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite holiday? Ape-ril Fool’s Day!
How do gorillas handle breakups? They take a leaf out of their banana book!
What do gorillas and computers have in common? They both love a good byte!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite type of book? Anything with a strong ape-lead!
Where do gorillas sleep? Anywhere they want!
What do baby gorillas play with? Ape-bloques!
Why did the gorilla learn French? To be an ape-propos bilingual!
When does a gorilla sing? When it’s lost in moo-sic!
Why was the gorilla great at math? It understood the ape-rations!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite dessert? Chimpan-pudding!
How do gorillas organize events? They make them a-peeling for all!
How do gorillas pick their bananas? With an a-peel to freshness!
Why are gorillas always invited to parties? They’re ape-plauded for their company!
How do gorillas listen to music? With ape-pods!
What did the gorilla say to its crush? “You’re the ape for me!”
Why did the gorilla open a bakery? To get into the banana bread business!
What do gorillas call a quick snack? Monkey business!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite movie genre? A-pea movies!
How do gorillas get so buff? They hit the jungle gym!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite move in chess? The King Kong!
What do you call a gorilla with sunglasses? A cool primate!