Why do gorillas love the jungle? It’s their stomping ground!
What’s a gorilla’s hobby? Ape-coiling bananas!
How do gorillas communicate? In monkey business!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite reality TV show? Ape-mazing Razes!
Why are gorillas bad at telling secrets? They always go ape!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite board game? Ape-akhu!
Why do gorillas study history? They love learning about ape-ncestors!
Why did the gorilla cross the road? To prove it wasn’t a chicken!
What do gorillas do at parties? Go bananas on the dance floor!
What do gorillas sing in the shower? “Royale withCheese”!
Why don’t gorillas eat fast food? They’re into slow-cooked bamboo!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite artist? Ape-icasso!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite sea creature? The manta-ray-illa!
How do gorillas ask for a bedtime story? “Once upon a banana hour…”
What do you call a gorilla with headphones? Anything you want, it can’t hear you!
Why do gorillas never lie? They always keep it factual.
What’s a gorilla’s least favorite vegetable? Brussels sprouts, they prefer ape-ricots!
Why don’t gorillas use phones? They’re afraid of getting a gorilla-glitch!
What’s a gorilla’s least favorite chore? Climbing the laundry ladder!
Why did the gorilla become a teacher? It valued ape-cation!
How do gorillas become chefs? They start with ape-prenticeships!
How do you apologize to a gorilla? “I’m a-peeling sorry!”
Why do gorillas avoid mirrors? They hate ape-praisals!
Why do gorillas avoid rainy days? They hate getting a chimp-in’ wet!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite soda? Ape-root!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite kind of movie? A King Kong-fu flick!
What do you call a gorilla on a diet? Lite ape-ricot!
Why are gorillas great musicians? They’re naturals at ape-la-cords!
What’s a gorilla’s dream vacation? An ape-laying on Mondays!
Why don’t gorillas make good sailors? They’re always panicking in the chimp-unk!
Why did the gorilla bring a ladder? It wanted to reach new heights!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite place to sleep? An ape-hauler!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite dessert? Bananas Flambé!
Why do gorillas love the weekend? They let their chip down!
Why don’t gorillas play basketball? They’re afraid of being fouled out!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite holiday? Ape-pril Fools’ Day!
Why did the gorilla start a garage band? It wanted to go ape on the drums!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite type ofchocolate? Gorilla Hershey!
Why did the gorilla break the internet? It couldn’t handle the meme-endo!
Why don’t gorillas enjoy puzzles? Too many missing ape-ces!
Why didn’t the gorilla accept the job offer? It already had a-leaf!
Why did the gorilla fail his martial arts test? It couldn’t achieve chimp-laxity!
Why don’t gorillas like camping? They can’t handle the in-tents situations!
What do gorillas read at breakfast? The Ape-rican Times!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite type of footwear? Open-toe sandals—they’re bananas!
How do gorillas greet each other? “Hey there, chip!”
Why are gorillas bad dancers? They have two left feet!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite type of pasta? Ape-aghetti!
How do gorillas keep cool in the summer? Ape-conditioning!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite gym equipment? The mon(k)ey wrench!
How do gorillas apologize? They give a hug and say, “Sorry, I went ape!”
Why did the gorilla open a bakery? To get into the banana bread business!
How do gorillas keep fit? They’ve got gorilla yoga down ape-solutely!
Why did the gorilla always carry an umbrella? It liked to be ready for monkey business!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite holiday? Ape-ril Fool’s Day!
What do gorillas and computers have in common? They both love a good byte!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite pastime? Swinging in laughter!
What do you call a gorilla who knows martial arts? An ape-ricot black belt!
Why did the gorilla become a gardener? To grow ape-ricots!
Why did the gorilla skip lunch? It was in ape-o-fast!
Why are gorillas always invited to parties? They’re ape-plauded for their company!
What’s a gorilla’s workout playlist? Ape-bangers only!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite social media app? Chimp-chat!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite type of music? Ape rock!
How do gorillas like their eggs? Ape-side up!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite type of book? Anything with a strong ape-lead!
Why did the gorilla turn down a job offer? It preferred the free-swinging life!
What did the gorilla say to its crush? “You’re the ape for me!”
Why did the gorilla cross the road? To prove it wasn’tchicken-hearted!
Why don’t gorillas use computers? They’re afraid of themouse!
Why did the gorilla love fixing cars? It felt like a real monkey wrench!
How do gorillas listen to music? With ape-pods!
Why was the gorilla so good at baseball? Because every swing was a hit!
How do gorillas cheer up? They hang out with their bananas!
Why was the gorilla great at math? It understood the ape-rations!
What do baby gorillas play with? Ape-bloques!
What do gorillas call a quick snack? Monkey business!
Why was the gorilla so relaxed? It practiced ape yoga!
How do gorillas pick their bananas? With an a-peel to freshness!
How do gorillas make tough decisions? They look at all angles and go bananas!
What do gorillas do when they’re bored? Swing online for some instant ape-preeciation!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite move in chess? The King Kong!
How do gorillas get down the stairs? They go banana-slide!
How do gorillas handle breakups? They take a leaf out of their banana book!
Why was the gorilla such a good singer? It always stayed in tune with nature!
Where do gorillas sleep? Anywhere they want!
What do you call a gorilla with sunglasses? A cool primate!
What sizecoffeedoes a gorilla prefer? Grande, because they love things that go ape!
Why did the gorilla learn French? To be an ape-propos bilingual!
How do gorillas organize events? They make them a-peeling for all!
Why do gorillas never get lost? They always go ape-best!
What did the gorilla say when it met its reflection? “Stop monkeying around!”
When does a gorilla sing? When it’s lost in moo-sic!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite dessert? Chimpan-pudding!
Why did the gorilla join the gym? It heard there were plenty of great ape-y classes!
Why did the gorilla bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house!
How do gorillas get so buff? They hit the jungle gym!
Why are gorillas so great at conversations? Because they have ape-solute charm!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite movie genre? A-pea movies!
What do gorillas call a long commute? An ape-long drive!
What’s a cheeky gorilla’s trademark move? The banana-slip.
What do you call a dance-loving gorilla? A party Kong.
What’s a gorilla’s favorite sci-fi series? Planet of the Apes Star Fleet.
How does a gorilla smell? With its nose, of course!
What do you call two gorillas sharing an Amazon account? Prime-mates.
What talent did the gorilla discover? A heartfelt gorilla-gram.
What’s a gorilla’s favorite drink? Ape-ricotjuice.
When do gorillas go to the vet? When they’re feeling a little ape-ish.
Why did the gorilla cross the road? Planet of the bapes.
What do you call a gorilla with a dreary attitude? The Kong-quistador.
How do gorillas get down the stairs? They slide down thebanana-ster.
What do you call a well-dressed gorilla? Ape-telier.
What’s a gorilla’s favorite opera? Ape-ra Carmen.
Why are gorillas such good singers? They’ve got natural ape-peal.
What do gorillas eat before they train? Pre-gorillanance drinks.
How do lemonade-loving gorillas show affection? Withlemon-squeeze hugs.
How do you get a gorilla with an upper respiratory infection off a cloud? You ape-tell it down.
What’s a gorilla’s favorite treat during Halloween? Ape-ple bobbing.
When did the gorilla win a contest? When he was kong-gratulated.
What’s a gorilla’s dream car? A ferrape-ri.
What’s the gorilla’s house favorite feature? The gorilla-railing.
What did the gorilla say to its best friend? “You’re un-beat-able!”
What type of music do gorillas dislike? Anything with a little treble.
What’s a gorilla’s favorite day of the week? Banana-day.
Why don’t gorillas gamble? They don’t like to ape their bets.
What do gorillas wear in the kitchen? Aprons.
What did the gorilla wear to the beach? A donkey-kong.
What do you call a gorilla that makes music? A Kong-ductor.
Why did the gorilla sit on a clock? It wanted to be on time.
Why do gorillas never fight over banana splits? They share peacefully.
What’s a gorilla’s favorite martial art? Kong-fu.
What’s a gorilla’s favorite Shakespeare play? Ape-thello.
How do gorillas apologize? “I’m sorry for my apeish-cape.”
What do gorillas say when they’re in love? “I’m bananas for you!”
Why’s the gorilla always so peaceful? It knows how to find ape-solace.
What game do gorillas play at recess? Ape-sketball.
What do gorillas do for a living? They ape-erate.
What’s a gorilla’s favorite type of social media? Instagorilla.
How do you make a gorilla laugh? Show them some jungle-ry.
Why did the gorilla pass out at the party? It went bananas!
What’s a gorilla’s favorite programming language? Java-groove.
Why don’t gorillas use computers? They’re afraid of bits and bytes!
What do you call a hyper-intelligent gorilla? A-macaque-demic.
What should you say when you meet a gorilla? “It’s a real ape-leasure!”
How do gorillas like theireggs? Not ape-scrambled.
Where do gorillas like to play? On themonkeybars.
Why was the gorilla hired as a chef? He made the best banana cream pies.
What do gorillas watch on TV? The Kong-adventures.
When’s a good time to see gorillas? During the ape-ternoon.
How do gorillas keep fit? Jungle-ing.
Be gorilla-morable.
Gorill-ing it today!
Ape parallels everywhere I look.
Feeling devious, or just gorilla-playful?
Feeling gorilla-good today!
In a gorilla state of mind.
This feed is going ape-wild!
Just hanging around like a gorilla.
Welcome to my jungle, folks!
Banana-grams from the jungle!
Ain’t no mountains high enough to stop these puns.
Living life one monkey pun at a time.
Don’t monkey around—just be gorilla-tastic!
Life’s a jungle—make a great escape.
I ape-solutely love this place!
You gorilla me with these vibes.
Keeping it ape-solutely real.
May the ape be with you.
Knuckling down to the beat of my own drums.
Can’t stop that gorilla groove.
Going bananas ain’t just for gorillas.
Hanging in there like a pro.
Seeking friends that are ape-solutely fabulous.
Time to gorilla-ize my day!
Bananas may be appealing, but gorillas are a-peel-ing!
The best puns refresh like a jungle breeze.
Wait a serial, is this pun gone bananas yet?
Ape-solutely the best day ever!
Just a gorilla in a selfie world.
Being gorilla-rific is a full-time job.
Gorillas have bananas—I’ve got sass.
Keep calm and gorilla on.
Going ape over this view!
Spinning tales of jungle joy.
Join the jungle jive, my tribe.
Monkey see, gorilla do!
Out of the mist, into my feed.
Hangin’ out with my fur-ends.
Jungle vibes are a great fit on me.
No monkey business here—only gorilla laughs.
Unleash the beast (in the best way).
Jungle vibes, gorilla grins.
Let’s get ape-solutely punny.
Going bananas for this vibe!
A moment of silence for my banana smoothie.
Ape your troubles away with a giggle.
How do I like my selfies? Gorilla-style.
Ape-rior luck on safari!
Quit monkeying around and follow me!
Gorill-ithium is the new social media craze.