Funny guacamole puns and jokes

• Holy guac of art; this is a masterpiece!
• When life gets ripe, make guac.
• Why did the avocado break up with toast? It found a guac-ing relationship.
• Avoca-don’t play hard to get; just dive in!
• I’m out of good puns; it’s just guac-luck.
• The guac stops here—literally.
• Holy guacamole, I almost avo-cado heart attack from this pun!
• It’s avo-good day for guacamole, isn’t it?
• I’m guac-tastically inclined to agree.
• Let’s give ’em something totaco-bout: my guac.
• Guac that talk, and I’ll listen!
• I’m feeling so a-peeling today, thanks to this guac.
• I said guac’s up, but no one heard my pun.
• Guac yourself like I did—it’s worth it!
• I’m guacin’ on sunshine, whoa-oh!
• Join the guac-side; we have flavor!
• Avoca-don’t say no to this deliciousness.
• A bowl of guac a day keeps the worries away.
• It’s a guac-a-miracle how tasty this is!
• Let’s guac ‘n roll all night long.
• Dive into the guac like there’s no manana.
• I can’t keep my chips off it!
• You avo-cadon’t know how good this is!
• I’m ready to rock and guac the night away!
• My therapist says I avo problem with puns.
• If life gives you limes, make guacamole.
• If it ain’t guac, don’t bother.
• Stop guac-blocking my creativity!
• Trying to make me split? You guac my world.
• I’m in guac-tastic heaven right now.
• A fiesta without guac is a-real-a-no-go.
• Guac puns are the gift that keeps on avo-lving.
• This guac rocks so hard, it could start a band.
• I avo good feeling about this!
• Avoca-don’t you dare tell me that’s too much lime.
• I’ve got puns for days and guac for nights!
• Guac-cidentally ate the whole bowl, oops!
• Ser-guac-tiously made my way to the party dip.
• I told my friend to avo-caution when eating this tasty guac.
• This guac is nacho ordinary dip!
• Looks like I avo minor obsession here.
• I’m the guac to your chip, complete harmony.
• All you need is guac and roll.
• Who knew guacamole could be punchline central?
• Some days I feel pit-iful without my guac.
• Guac this way, and taste happiness!
• Don’t mind me, just avo-lurking.
• You’ve gotta guac before you can run.
• You think you’re punderful? That’s nacho business.
• That avo-pun was totally guac-ward.

Avocado and guacamole puns

• Feeling guacward? Just add chips!
• Life without guacamole is the pits!
• Avo-got a joke for you!
• Avo-ca-lend-kiss and make up with some guac.
• I’ve guac to be the best!
• Pleased to guac-quaint you.
• Stop, guac, and roll over laughing.
• Avoca-don’t mess with my chip!
• Avo little faith in my pun game.
• Avo good one, folks!
• A little guac and load my tortilla.
• Guac this way, if you dare!
• Just loaf me some guac on mysandwich.
• Let’s avo-cuddle with some guacamole.
• You guac my world like no other.
• Avo good day with guac!
• Having a smashing good time with avocado!
• I’ll guac your world!
• Guac on the wild side.
• I’ve hit guac bottom with this pun.
• I guac the line between funny andcheesy.
• I’ve guac kt alright moves!
• This guac talk is serious business!
• I’m avo-control when it comes to you.
• Guactoberfest is the real party!
• I’m a guac star in the avocado universe.
• The guacamole whisperer strikes again!
• No guac left behind on my plate.
• Guac on, guac off—the avocado master.
• Avoca-don’t you dare touch my dip!
• That’s an avo-standing joke!
• Guacavision: seeing everything through the lens of guac.
• Smashed avocado? It’s love at first bite.
• Guac-vis Presley entering the building!
• Guac n’ roll all night long!
• I guac-alypse now with laughter!
• This party’s about to guac!
• Avocado? More like avoc-doughfor my guac addiction.
• Guac-a-mole of fame, right here.
• Avo non-stop laugh session here.
• Stop guac-blocking my happiness.
• Me: Avoca-do it all for you.
• Avoca-do me a favor and pass the chips.
• You’re the avo to my toast!
• Who needs luck when you’ve got guac?
• Guac and awe at my puns.
• Another guac bites the dust.
• Guac my socks off, why don’t ya!
• Avoca-do or avoca-don’t, there is no try.
• Holy guacamole, it’s Friday!

Guacamole puns one liners

• Life without guacamole is like an avo-lanche with no snow.
• This guac is the pits—in a good way.
• Extra guac is mytortilla’s soulmate.
• Rise, shine, and guac the world!
• Keep calm and avo-guac a load of chips.
• You rock my world like guacamole on Taco Tuesday.
• I’m an avo-cardio queen—working out for more guac!
• Stay guac-us when life gets chaotic.
• I’m feeling extra today—extra guacamole!
• A little guac is all it avo-takes.
• Avo-go crazy without guacamole in my life.
• Holy guacamole, it’s raining avocados!
• Guacamole: avo-very essential aspect of my diet.
• You’re the slice to my guac-tastic pie.
• Guacamole is my love language.
• Guac and awe: my daily protocol.
• Make guac, not war.
• Let’s avo-great time with some guac and chips.
• All I avo-wanted was your guac!
• Avocado by any other name would taste assweet.
• Holy moly, this guac makes me jolly!
• You’re the chip to my guac-munity.
• Throw me a guac-star party!
• Feeling low? Just avo-cuddle with guacamole.
• Life’s no guac in the park without avocados.
• I guaca-do what I guaca-don’t do without you.
• Let’s guac and roll, baby!
• Guac a mile in my shoes, you’ll understand.
• You know what’s guac-tacular? Puns!
• Guac-ing out loud with laughter.
• Avocado, let’s make guac history together.
• Who needs therapy when you avo-guac?
• Guacamole: the greatest avo-cado in history.
• Guacamole makes my heart chip a beat.
• Let’s avo-brew-tiful day with loads of guac!
• Avocados never go out of guac-style.
• I’m guac-ing on sunshine, woe-oh!
• Guac on the wild side with an extra spicy dip.
• Don’t guac away from a good pun.
• I’m going avo-verboard on the guac.
• I’mbananasfor guac, it’s un-peeling!
• Let’s guac this way into the weekend.
• It’s nacho problem if I guac in a little late.
• Don’t avo-cado worry, be guac-y.
• I’m guac-wardly in love with avocados.
• You guac my world like no one else.
• You can’t guac around happiness with chips.
• Avo-muse for my guacamole creations.
• Let’s start a guac-umentary on delicious puns.
• Guac smarter, not harder.

Guacamole puns about love

• “I wanna guac with you forever!”
• “Our love is like guacamole, always extra!”
• “We make a guac-tacular team!”
• “You’re the chip to my guac!”
• “Lime yours forever, sweetpea!”
• “Every love story is beautiful, but ours is avo favorite!”
• “You’re avocado half I’ve been searching for!”
• “Lettuceguac and roll into a happier love life!”
• “You’re an avo-cado above the rest!”
• “I’ve fallen avo-ver heels for you!”
• “I’m avo-solutely crazy about you!”
• “My heart goes a-mash for you!”
• “Guac my world, you’re amazing!”
• “I’ve got a mushy heart and it’s all your fault!”
• “You make my heart dip in delight!”
• “You’ve guac-ed into my soul!”
• “I’m avo-joyed you’re in my life!”
• “I’m smashed when I’m with you!”
• “I’m simply head over heels in guac!”
• “I’m not afraid to guac and love with you!”
• “You’ve guac-ed my heart and I love it!”
• “Your smile avo-caught my heart!”
• “You’re guac-tastic and I can’t live without you!”
• “I find you a-peel-ing in every way!”
• “With you, life’s guac and roll!”
• “Olive you more than guacamole!”
• “I avo crush on you as big as a ripe avocado!”
• “Every moment with you is guacalicious!”
• “Our love is ripe and ready!”
• “You’re my lime-saver and my rock!”
• “I’m getting smashed being away from you!”
• “You’re my guacamole wonder!”
• “I’m avo-elated by your love!”
• “You’re my grand guac-amateur!”
• “Lime your happily ever after!”
• “You’ve avo-captured my heart!”
• “We’re a toast-tally perfect pair!”
• “I’m avo-citing a life with you!”
• “You’re the avocado to my guac of life!”
• “Avo ado about nothing but love for you!”
• “You guac my socks off, darling!”
• “I’d never re-guac spending time with you!”
• “Avo good feeling about us!”
• “Our love is all guac-ed up and delicious!”
• “You make my world guacamole-green!”
• “Let’s avo-cuddle and make it a guac night!”
• “You’re my guacamole prize!”
• “I avo-lutely cherish our love!”
• “I’m rolling in guac with you!”
• “We’re going on a guac-tastic love ride!”