Funny guinea pig puns and jokes

• Why was the guinea pig an astronaut? To explore the wheek cosmos!
• What did the guinea pig say when it found its favorite food? “This is wheek-tastic!”
• Why don’t guinea pigs ever get lost? They always take the squeak road!
• What’s a guinea pig’s favorite planet? Snout-urn.
• What’s a guinea pig’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop-guinea-hop.
• What do guinea pigs have in common with celebrities? They both love the squeak-light.
• What did one guinea pig say to the other at the party? “Wheek your best dance moves!”
• What did the guinea pig say when it didn’t want to go out? “I’m staying in, it’s a bit squeaky out.”
• Why was the guinea pig a great chef? Because it always cooked with herbivorous!
• What do guinea pig athletes eat before a race? Wheet-a-Bix.
• What’s a guinea pig’s favorite vegetable? Squeakle!
• Why was the guinea pig always calm? It kept its nose in the squeak of things.
• What did the birthday guinea pig ask for? Lots of wheek presents.
• How do guinea pigs throw a party? They get their piggy friends and squeak out!
• Why did the guinea pig open a bakery? To create the perfect wheek buns!
• Why did the guinea pig stand up in the courtroom? It was squeak-teting!
• Why are guinea pigs such good reporters? They always get the real squeak.
• What’s a fashionable guinea pig’s favorite magazine? Vogue-inea Pig.
• What do you call a guinea pig with a carrot? A happy meal!
• How do guinea pigs communicate? They use pig Latin.
• What’s a guinea pig’s favorite movie? “Guardians of the Gallaxi”.
• Why did the guinea pig cross the road? To get to the wheekend!
• Why did the guinea pig go to school? To become a little ham-ster!
• What’s a guinea pig’s favorite instrument? The squeakalong.
• Why are guinea pigs terrible at high stakes poker? They always fold.
• Why did the guinea pig get a promotion? For its wheek ethic!
• Why did the guinea pig bring a ladder? To reach the top of thesaladbar.
• What kind of television shows do guinea pigs watch? Wheek-y dramas.
• How do guinea pigs handle conflicts? They resolve them with a squeak treaty.
• What’s a guinea pig’s favorite dinosaur? The Squeak-osaurus Rex.
• Why don’t guinea pigs write long stories? They prefer squeak notes.
• How did the guinea pig feel after running a marathon? Squeak-tired but accomplished!
• What do you call a guinea pig spy? A squeak-ret agent.
• Why was the guinea pig so good at baseball? It was a pro-wheeker!
• Why did the guinea pig go on a diet? To become a lean squeak machine!
• What’s a guinea pig’s favorite vacation destination? Ham-sterdam.
• How do guinea pigs react to a bad joke? They just snout-loud.
• What did the guinea pig do when it won the lottery? It bought a huge new squeak-house!
• How do you know when a guinea pig’s happy? It’s squeaky clean!
• What did the guinea pig say when it got its own room? “I’m living in squeak-luxury!”
• What’s a guinea pig’s favorite game? Hide and squeak!
• How do guinea pigs stay in shape? They do pig-lates.
• Why did the guinea pig musician get famous? It played a squeak-tacular solo!
• How do guinea pigs enjoy the weather? They love when it’s clear and squeaky.
• What’s a guinea pig’s favorite holiday? Thanks-squeaking!
• What’s a guinea pig’s favorite treat?Carrotcake, of course!
• Why don’t guinea pigs ever lie? They tell the squeak-tastic truth.
• What was the guinea pig’s favorite opera? La Travi-ham.
• What did the guinea pig ask at thecoffeeshop? “One grande squeakaccino, please!”
• Why was the guinea pig a great magician? It could wheek out of any situation!

Cute guinea pig puns

• “Don’t be such a fur-ball.”
• “Pop(p)corning around the Christmas tree.”
• “Guinea pigs in paradise.”
• “Popcorn-squeak!”
• “Wheek-tastic voyage.”
• “Cavy-oke night.”
• “Squeaks and stones may break my bones.”
• “Don’t fret, be wheeky!”
• “Pig-tastic adventures.”
• “Stay cavy, my friend.”
• “Wheek-a-boo!”
• “Popcornin’ all over.”
• “Squeakin’ and relaxin’.”
• “Chill and squeak.”
• “Guinea there, done that.”
• “Pawsitive vibes only.”
• “Pig the high road.”
• “The Squeaky Squad.”
• “Wheel of Fur-tune.”
• “Paws and reflect.”
• “Little pig, big heart.”
• “I’ve guinea a good time!”
• “Wheeky clean!”
• “Piggin’ out!”
• “Wheeking of the devil.”
• “You guinea believe it.”
• “Feeling pig-nificent.”
• “Pignificent creatures!”
• “Wheel you marry me?”
• “It’s a guinea Pig-ture perfect day.”
• “I squeak, therefore I am.”
• “Cavy eat this?”
• “It’s a wheek-ing miracle.”
• “Holy squeak-a-mole!”
• “Guinea a long time.”
• “Squeak softly and carry a big carrot.”
• “I’ve been wheek-ing out!”
• “You’ve guinea be kiddin’ me!”
• “Squeak-easy.”
• “Wheek-ends are the best.”
• “In pig-time!”
• “A cavy in time saves nine.”
• “Don’t be such a piggy-pant.”
• “Guinea beer, anyone?”
• “Cavy eat more?”
• “Squeaks and ladders.”
• “Wheek of fortune.”
• “Wheek your heart out.”
• “Squeak to the future.”
• “Pig-ture this!”