Why don’t guinea pigs ever get lost? They always take the squeak road!
Why did the guinea pig bring a ladder? To reach the top of thesaladbar.
How do guinea pigs stay in shape? They do pig-lates.
What’s a guinea pig’s favorite game? Hide and squeak!
What’s a guinea pig’s favorite treat?Carrotcake, of course!
What’s a guinea pig’s favorite vacation destination? Ham-sterdam.
What’s a guinea pig’s favorite planet? Snout-urn.
Why did the guinea pig go to school? To become a little ham-ster!
How do guinea pigs enjoy the weather? They love when it’s clear and squeaky.
Why was the guinea pig a great chef? Because it always cooked with herbivorous!
Why did the guinea pig cross the road? To get to the wheekend!
What’s a guinea pig’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop-guinea-hop.
What did the guinea pig do when it won the lottery? It bought a huge new squeak-house!
What did the birthday guinea pig ask for? Lots of wheek presents.
What did the guinea pig say when it didn’t want to go out? “I’m staying in, it’s a bit squeaky out.”
What do guinea pig athletes eat before a race? Wheet-a-Bix.
Why did the guinea pig musician get famous? It played a squeak-tacular solo!
What’s a guinea pig’s favorite instrument? The squeakalong.
What’s a guinea pig’s favorite movie? “Guardians of the Gallaxi”.
What did the guinea pig say when it got its own room? “I’m living in squeak-luxury!”
Why was the guinea pig so good at baseball? It was a pro-wheeker!
Why did the guinea pig stand up in the courtroom? It was squeak-teting!
Why did the guinea pig open a bakery? To create the perfect wheek buns!
What was the guinea pig’s favorite opera? La Travi-ham.
What’s a guinea pig’s favorite holiday? Thanks-squeaking!
How did the guinea pig feel after running a marathon? Squeak-tired but accomplished!
What do you call a guinea pig with a carrot? A happy meal!
Why did the guinea pig get a promotion? For its wheek ethic!
How do guinea pigs handle conflicts? They resolve them with a squeak treaty.
Why was the guinea pig always calm? It kept its nose in the squeak of things.
Why are guinea pigs terrible at high stakes poker? They always fold.
What’s a fashionable guinea pig’s favorite magazine? Vogue-inea Pig.
How do guinea pigs react to a bad joke? They just snout-loud.
What did the guinea pig say when it found its favorite food? “This is wheek-tastic!”
Why did the guinea pig go on a diet? To become a lean squeak machine!
Why don’t guinea pigs ever lie? They tell the squeak-tastic truth.
What do guinea pigs have in common with celebrities? They both love the squeak-light.
Why don’t guinea pigs write long stories? They prefer squeak notes.
What’s a guinea pig’s favorite vegetable? Squeakle!
What kind of television shows do guinea pigs watch? Wheek-y dramas.
What do you call a guinea pig spy? A squeak-ret agent.
How do guinea pigs communicate? They use pig Latin.
Why was the guinea pig an astronaut? To explore the wheek cosmos!
Why are guinea pigs such good reporters? They always get the real squeak.
What did one guinea pig say to the other at the party? “Wheek your best dance moves!”
Why was the guinea pig a great magician? It could wheek out of any situation!
What did the guinea pig ask at thecoffeeshop? “One grande squeakaccino, please!”
What’s a guinea pig’s favorite dinosaur? The Squeak-osaurus Rex.
How do you know when a guinea pig’s happy? It’s squeaky clean!
How do guinea pigs throw a party? They get their piggy friends and squeak out!
“Paws and reflect.”
“You’ve guinea be kiddin’ me!”
“I’ve been wheek-ing out!”
“I squeak, therefore I am.”
“Wheek of fortune.”
“It’s a guinea Pig-ture perfect day.”
“Squeak-easy.”
“Pig the high road.”
“Wheel of Fur-tune.”
“Pop(p)corning around the Christmas tree.”
“In pig-time!”
“Wheeky clean!”
“Chill and squeak.”
“Don’t fret, be wheeky!”
“Squeak softly and carry a big carrot.”
“You guinea believe it.”
“Don’t be such a fur-ball.”
“Cavy eat more?”
“Popcornin’ all over.”
“The Squeaky Squad.”
“I’ve guinea a good time!”
“It’s a wheek-ing miracle.”
“Don’t be such a piggy-pant.”
“Guinea a long time.”
“Squeaks and ladders.”
“A cavy in time saves nine.”
“Feeling pig-nificent.”
“Pawsitive vibes only.”
“Squeak to the future.”
“Wheeking of the devil.”
“Squeaks and stones may break my bones.”
“Holy squeak-a-mole!”
“Cavy-oke night.”
“Wheek-a-boo!”
“Guinea beer, anyone?”
“Wheek your heart out.”
“Pig-ture this!”
“Wheek-tastic voyage.”
“Cavy eat this?”
“Piggin’ out!”
“Pig-tastic adventures.”
“Guinea there, done that.”
“Wheel you marry me?”
“Wheek-ends are the best.”
“Pignificent creatures!”
“Squeakin’ and relaxin’.”
“Little pig, big heart.”
“Guinea pigs in paradise.”
“Stay cavy, my friend.”
“Popcorn-squeak!”