How do guinea pigs throw a party? They get their piggy friends and squeak out!
Why did the guinea pig go to school? To become a little ham-ster!
Why don’t guinea pigs ever get lost? They always take the squeak road!
What did the guinea pig say when it got its own room? “I’m living in squeak-luxury!”
Why are guinea pigs terrible at high stakes poker? They always fold.
What kind of television shows do guinea pigs watch? Wheek-y dramas.
How do guinea pigs communicate? They use pig Latin.
What’s a guinea pig’s favorite vacation destination? Ham-sterdam.
What’s a guinea pig’s favorite vegetable? Squeakle!
What do guinea pigs have in common with celebrities? They both love the squeak-light.
Why don’t guinea pigs ever lie? They tell the squeak-tastic truth.
Why did the guinea pig bring a ladder? To reach the top of thesaladbar.
How do guinea pigs stay in shape? They do pig-lates.
What was the guinea pig’s favorite opera? La Travi-ham.
What do guinea pig athletes eat before a race? Wheet-a-Bix.
Why was the guinea pig so good at baseball? It was a pro-wheeker!
How do you know when a guinea pig’s happy? It’s squeaky clean!
What’s a guinea pig’s favorite dinosaur? The Squeak-osaurus Rex.
How did the guinea pig feel after running a marathon? Squeak-tired but accomplished!
Why was the guinea pig always calm? It kept its nose in the squeak of things.
How do guinea pigs handle conflicts? They resolve them with a squeak treaty.
Why did the guinea pig open a bakery? To create the perfect wheek buns!
Why did the guinea pig go on a diet? To become a lean squeak machine!
How do guinea pigs react to a bad joke? They just snout-loud.
What’s a guinea pig’s favorite holiday? Thanks-squeaking!
How do guinea pigs enjoy the weather? They love when it’s clear and squeaky.
Why don’t guinea pigs write long stories? They prefer squeak notes.
What did the guinea pig say when it didn’t want to go out? “I’m staying in, it’s a bit squeaky out.”
What do you call a guinea pig with a carrot? A happy meal!
What’s a guinea pig’s favorite game? Hide and squeak!
What did the guinea pig ask at thecoffeeshop? “One grande squeakaccino, please!”
What did the guinea pig do when it won the lottery? It bought a huge new squeak-house!
What did one guinea pig say to the other at the party? “Wheek your best dance moves!”
Why did the guinea pig musician get famous? It played a squeak-tacular solo!
What’s a fashionable guinea pig’s favorite magazine? Vogue-inea Pig.
What did the birthday guinea pig ask for? Lots of wheek presents.
What’s a guinea pig’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop-guinea-hop.
What’s a guinea pig’s favorite planet? Snout-urn.
What’s a guinea pig’s favorite movie? “Guardians of the Gallaxi”.
What do you call a guinea pig spy? A squeak-ret agent.
Why did the guinea pig stand up in the courtroom? It was squeak-teting!
Why did the guinea pig get a promotion? For its wheek ethic!
Why did the guinea pig cross the road? To get to the wheekend!
What did the guinea pig say when it found its favorite food? “This is wheek-tastic!”
What’s a guinea pig’s favorite treat?Carrotcake, of course!
Why are guinea pigs such good reporters? They always get the real squeak.
Why was the guinea pig a great magician? It could wheek out of any situation!
Why was the guinea pig a great chef? Because it always cooked with herbivorous!
Why was the guinea pig an astronaut? To explore the wheek cosmos!
What’s a guinea pig’s favorite instrument? The squeakalong.
“Wheeking of the devil.”
“Holy squeak-a-mole!”
“Piggin’ out!”
“Wheek of fortune.”
“Cavy eat more?”
“Squeak-easy.”
“Don’t be such a fur-ball.”
“Squeak softly and carry a big carrot.”
“Don’t fret, be wheeky!”
“Paws and reflect.”
“Guinea beer, anyone?”
“Pig-tastic adventures.”
“I’ve guinea a good time!”
“Squeak to the future.”
“Wheel of Fur-tune.”
“Pop(p)corning around the Christmas tree.”
“Squeakin’ and relaxin’.”
“Pig-ture this!”
“Pig the high road.”
“Wheek-tastic voyage.”
“Squeaks and stones may break my bones.”
“It’s a guinea Pig-ture perfect day.”
“Guinea a long time.”
“Chill and squeak.”
“Wheeky clean!”
“Guinea pigs in paradise.”
“You guinea believe it.”
“I squeak, therefore I am.”
“Feeling pig-nificent.”
“Popcorn-squeak!”
“Little pig, big heart.”
“I’ve been wheek-ing out!”
“Wheek-a-boo!”
“The Squeaky Squad.”
“Cavy eat this?”
“Wheek your heart out.”
“Wheek-ends are the best.”
“Popcornin’ all over.”
“Don’t be such a piggy-pant.”
“It’s a wheek-ing miracle.”
“Wheel you marry me?”
“Pawsitive vibes only.”
“Pignificent creatures!”
“Stay cavy, my friend.”
“Cavy-oke night.”
“You’ve guinea be kiddin’ me!”
“Guinea there, done that.”
“In pig-time!”
“Squeaks and ladders.”
“A cavy in time saves nine.”