Why was the hamster late to the party? He couldn’t find his wheel pants.
Where do hamsters go to work out? The ham-gym.
What’s a hamster’s favorite game? Whisker wars.
What do hamsters do when it rains? They play under the ham-brella.
What do hamsters say when they’re sorry? My squeak-stakes!
Why do hamsters love doing stand-up comedy? They enjoy ham-dience participation.
Why is the hamster always positive? He lives in the present wheeling moment.
What do hamsters drive? Ham-mobiles.
Why was the hamster a pessimist? He always saw the cage half-empty.
How does a hamster measure its speed? In hamster-per-hour.
What song does a hamster sing while running on his wheel? ‘Don’t Stop Be-Wheeling!’
What’s a hamster’s least favorite vegetable? Squash!
How did the hamster win the race? He was wheeling to win!
What do you call a hamster in a top hat? Ham-stylish!
What do you call a hamster’s favorite fun ride? The tilt-a-ham whirl.
Why don’t hamsters read the newspaper? Because it’s full of hamster-spread!
How does a hamster write a book? With ham-ticipation!
What’s a hamster’s favorite board game? Whisker-opoly.
Why are hamsters great chefs? They have excellent whisk-taste.
Why did the hamster invite his friends to his wheel house? To throw a ham-party!
Why did the hamster attend school? To improve his ham-letics.
Why are hamsters terrible at basketball? They always hamsterball.
What’s a hamster’s favoritecandy? Choco-chips.
What do you call a detective hamster? Sherlock Squeaks.
What do you get when you cross a hamster with agrape? A sweet wheely goodfruit.
How did the hamster propose? With a diamond chew-toy.
Why did the hamster cross the road? To wheel there’s cheese on the other side.
What’s a hamster’s favorite movie? The Ham-tastic Four!
Why did the hamster get detention? For chewing up his homework.
Why do hamsters have good penmanship? Because they use hamster-ink.
What do you call a hamster superhero? Ham-dorable!
What did the hamster say when he broke up with his girlfriend? It’s not you, it’s me-wheel.
How did the hamster feel after his workout? Ham-sore but happy.
What did the fancy hamster wear at the party? A hamster tux.
What did the hamster say to his Valentine? You light up my wheel.
What’s a hamster’s favorite quote? “Wheel there’s a will, there’s a way!”
What instrument do hamsters play? The ham-rmonica!
What did the baby hamster say to its mom? ‘Whisker kiss!’
How do hamsters keep their fur so soft? With shampoo!
What do you call a hamster’s online journal? A squeak blog!
How do you say hello to a hamster? Wheel, wheel, wheel!
How do hamsters show love? With ham-braces.
What does a hamster’s shopping list always include?Cheesysnacks and bedding.
How does a hamster catch afish? With a rodent net.
How do hamsters send messages? By ham-mail.
Why don’t hamsters need cell phones? They’re already in touch with their squeaky voices.
Why’d the hamster start a podcast? It wanted to share wheely good stories.
What’s a hamster’s go-to vacation spot? Ham-street Beach.
How do hamsters clean their homes? With a vacuum cleaner!
What’s a hamster’s favorite dance? The ham-boogey.
I’m fur-tunate to have a hamster like you.
I’m hamster-wheelin’ over here!
I’ve got the nibblies for you.
Why did the hamster bring a ladder? To reach the high notes!
Unleash the squeak-ret weapon!
Nibble on this: you’re awesome!
From the bottom of my little rodent heart.
I wheelie hope you’re having a good day.
Feeling a bit squeaky today.
Gotta love the scurry life!
Look at you, wheelie good at this!
Just treading my wheels.
You’re giving me all the squeak feels.
This is how we roll.
I’m just a little squeak of happiness.
I’m notlion, you’re pawsome!
You’re my little wheel sunshine.
You light up my wheel.
Paws for a moment of laughter.
Run little buddy, run!
Give me a paws and listen.
Feeling whisker-ly clean!
Stop, hamster time!
I’m feeling pretty cagey today.
Stay pawsitive, my friend.
Let’s ham it up!
Wheel you be mine?
Life is wheelie good!
Cage the day!
Squeakening the deal!
Let’s scurry up some fun!
You gnaw what I mean?
Fur real, you’re the best.
I can do anything, paws-itive vibes only.
Never forget your whiskers.
We’re on the right trail.
That’s the furthest thing from true.
Paws and reflect.
Life’s more fun with fur-iends.
You’re a whisker away from being adorable.
I wheelie like you.
I laughed so hard, I hamster-ed a tear.
You’re a real squeakheart.
Have a wheelie good day!
I’m all about that wheel life.
Let’s dig into some fun.
Wheel, wheel, wheel, what do we have here?
Let’s make this one un-fur-gettable.
Ofmiceand hamsters.
Let’s fur-get about worries.
Why do hamsters always have great parties? They know how to keep the wheel rolling!
How do hamsters move their houses? They wheel them away!
How do hamsters explore new places? On their exercise wheels!
How do you know if a hamster is friendly? He’s always wheeling to say hi!
Why don’t hamsters ever get lost? Because they always find their whee-l!
What happened to the hamster who stole a wheel? He had to do the time!
Let’s get this wheel moving!
How do hamsters keep their fur looking great? With a fluff and puff!
How does a hamster get on the Internet? By using a hamster wheel drive!
How do hamsters write emails? With their little whee-boards!
What’s a hamster’s favorite book? “Wheely Harry Potter!”
Why don’t hamsters need GPS? They have built-in wheel-navigation!
How do hamsters relax after a long day? They wheel-ax and unwind!
What’s a hamster’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop!
What do hamsters do at holiday parties? They spin around on the dance wheel!
Why did the hamster become an author? He had one whee of a story!
What’s a hamster’s favorite hairstyle? A furrow-hawk!
What do hamsters use to decorate their homes? Wheel-paper!
What’s a hamster’s favorite sport? Wheelyball!
What did the hamster say when he broke up with his girlfriend? “I’m wheelie confused!”
What do you call a fast hamster? A blur-ball!
Why was the hamster always calm? Because he knew how to keep things wheel!
Why did the hamster start a blog? To share his wheely good times!
What did the hamster say when asked about his secret recipe? “It’s a family wheel-cipe!”
What did one hamster say to the other on Valentine’s Day? “You’re my wheely special someone!”
Why did the hamster run back to his cage? He forgot his wheel!
Why did the hamster sit on his alarm clock? He wanted to wake up on time!
What do you call a hamster who can sing? A Ham-phony!
Why did the hamster go to art class? To brush up on his wheel skills!
Why do hamsters love gardens? Because they can dig it!
Why are hamsters such great chefs? They’re always working with thyme!
Why do hamsters like going to school? They love to learn in their own whee!
What’s a hamster’s favorite type of movies? Wheel-ris!
How do hamsters respond to jokes? With a little wheel-laughter!
What’s a hamster’s favorite kind of dance? The ham-ster shuffle!
What’s a hamster’s favorite science subject? Whee-logy!
Why did the hamster blush? He saw the wheel-moron!
What do you call a hamster that can play the piano? A Ham-strumentalist!
What do you get when you cross a hamster and asheep? A wooly wheeler!
What do you get if you cross a hamster with anelephant? Big wheels!
How do you make a hamster happy? Just give them a wheel surprise!
Why do hamsters enjoy carnival rides? They’re wheely thrilling!
Why did the hamster bring a suitcase to the party? He was wheeling to travel!
What do you call a hamster who loves to read? A bookwheeler!
Why do hamsters love their wheels so much? It’s their spin-tertainment!
How do hamsters keep their secrets? They keep them on the down-wheeler!
How do hamster astronauts get to space? On a rocket wheel!
What kind of music do hamsters listen to at bedtime? Wheel-a-byes!
What’s a hamster’s favorite dessert? Wheel-berrypie!
What do hamsters and actors have in common? They both love the wheel-lights!