Funny hamster puns and jokes

• Why do hamsters love their wheels so much? It’s their spin-tertainment!
• How does a hamster get on the Internet? By using a hamster wheel drive!
• What do you get when you cross a hamster and asheep? A wooly wheeler!
• How do hamsters move their houses? They wheel them away!
• Why do hamsters enjoy carnival rides? They’re wheely thrilling!
• What’s a hamster’s favorite hairstyle? A furrow-hawk!
• What do you get if you cross a hamster with anelephant? Big wheels!
• What did the hamster say when he broke up with his girlfriend? “I’m wheelie confused!”
• Why was the hamster always calm? Because he knew how to keep things wheel!
• What’s a hamster’s favorite type of movies? Wheel-ris!
• What happened to the hamster who stole a wheel? He had to do the time!
• What do you call a hamster who loves to read? A bookwheeler!
• How do hamsters explore new places? On their exercise wheels!
• How do hamsters keep their fur looking great? With a fluff and puff!
• What do you call a fast hamster? A blur-ball!
• What do you call a hamster that can play the piano? A Ham-strumentalist!
• What did one hamster say to the other on Valentine’s Day? “You’re my wheely special someone!”
• Why did the hamster blush? He saw the wheel-moron!
• Why don’t hamsters need GPS? They have built-in wheel-navigation!
• What kind of music do hamsters listen to at bedtime? Wheel-a-byes!
• Why do hamsters like going to school? They love to learn in their own whee!
• How do hamsters relax after a long day? They wheel-ax and unwind!
• What’s a hamster’s favorite science subject? Whee-logy!
• What do hamsters do at holiday parties? They spin around on the dance wheel!
• What do you call a hamster who can sing? A Ham-phony!
• What’s a hamster’s favorite sport? Wheelyball!
• How do hamsters write emails? With their little whee-boards!
• What’s a hamster’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop!
• Why did the hamster run back to his cage? He forgot his wheel!
• Why did the hamster bring a suitcase to the party? He was wheeling to travel!
• Why did the hamster go to art class? To brush up on his wheel skills!
• Why do hamsters love gardens? Because they can dig it!
• What’s a hamster’s favorite dessert? Wheel-berrypie!
• What do hamsters and actors have in common? They both love the wheel-lights!
• Why don’t hamsters ever get lost? Because they always find their whee-l!
• Why do hamsters always have great parties? They know how to keep the wheel rolling!
• How do you know if a hamster is friendly? He’s always wheeling to say hi!
• What did the hamster say when asked about his secret recipe? “It’s a family wheel-cipe!”
• Let’s get this wheel moving!
• Why are hamsters such great chefs? They’re always working with thyme!
• Why did the hamster become an author? He had one whee of a story!
• How do you make a hamster happy? Just give them a wheel surprise!
• Why did the hamster sit on his alarm clock? He wanted to wake up on time!
• What do hamsters use to decorate their homes? Wheel-paper!
• How do hamsters keep their secrets? They keep them on the down-wheeler!
• What’s a hamster’s favorite book? “Wheely Harry Potter!”
• What’s a hamster’s favorite kind of dance? The ham-ster shuffle!
• Why did the hamster start a blog? To share his wheely good times!
• How do hamsters respond to jokes? With a little wheel-laughter!
• How do hamster astronauts get to space? On a rocket wheel!

Hamster pun one liners

• Why did the hamster bring a ladder? To reach the high notes!
• You’re a real squeakheart.
• Squeakening the deal!
• I’m hamster-wheelin’ over here!
• Unleash the squeak-ret weapon!
• I’m all about that wheel life.
• You gnaw what I mean?
• We’re on the right trail.
• I’m fur-tunate to have a hamster like you.
• Stay pawsitive, my friend.
• Just treading my wheels.
• Never forget your whiskers.
• I wheelie like you.
• Run little buddy, run!
• Cage the day!
• Paws and reflect.
• Give me a paws and listen.
• I’m notlion, you’re pawsome!
• I wheelie hope you’re having a good day.
• Paws for a moment of laughter.
• Let’s make this one un-fur-gettable.
• Let’s ham it up!
• Feeling a bit squeaky today.
• Let’s dig into some fun.
• From the bottom of my little rodent heart.
• I’m just a little squeak of happiness.
• Fur real, you’re the best.
• Let’s fur-get about worries.
• Ofmiceand hamsters.
• You’re a whisker away from being adorable.
• You’re giving me all the squeak feels.
• That’s the furthest thing from true.
• Life’s more fun with fur-iends.
• Wheel you be mine?
• You’re my little wheel sunshine.
• This is how we roll.
• Feeling whisker-ly clean!
• I’ve got the nibblies for you.
• Stop, hamster time!
• I laughed so hard, I hamster-ed a tear.
• You light up my wheel.
• Have a wheelie good day!
• Let’s scurry up some fun!
• Wheel, wheel, wheel, what do we have here?
• Look at you, wheelie good at this!
• Nibble on this: you’re awesome!
• Gotta love the scurry life!
• I’m feeling pretty cagey today.
• Life is wheelie good!
• I can do anything, paws-itive vibes only.

Cute hamster puns

• Where do hamsters go to work out? The ham-gym.
• What’s a hamster’s least favorite vegetable? Squash!
• What do you call a hamster’s favorite fun ride? The tilt-a-ham whirl.
• How do hamsters keep their fur so soft? With shampoo!
• Why are hamsters great chefs? They have excellent whisk-taste.
• Why did the hamster invite his friends to his wheel house? To throw a ham-party!
• How does a hamster write a book? With ham-ticipation!
• Why’d the hamster start a podcast? It wanted to share wheely good stories.
• What did the hamster say to his Valentine? You light up my wheel.
• What’s a hamster’s favorite quote? “Wheel there’s a will, there’s a way!”
• Why did the hamster cross the road? To wheel there’s cheese on the other side.
• What do you call a hamster in a top hat? Ham-stylish!
• How do hamsters show love? With ham-braces.
• Why do hamsters have good penmanship? Because they use hamster-ink.
• Why did the hamster get detention? For chewing up his homework.
• How did the hamster propose? With a diamond chew-toy.
• What do you call a hamster superhero? Ham-dorable!
• What’s a hamster’s go-to vacation spot? Ham-street Beach.
• Why are hamsters terrible at basketball? They always hamsterball.
• What do hamsters say when they’re sorry? My squeak-stakes!
• What’s a hamster’s favorite game? Whisker wars.
• How did the hamster feel after his workout? Ham-sore but happy.
• Why don’t hamsters read the newspaper? Because it’s full of hamster-spread!
• How do hamsters send messages? By ham-mail.
• What do you get when you cross a hamster with agrape? A sweet wheely goodfruit.
• What did the hamster say when he broke up with his girlfriend? It’s not you, it’s me-wheel.
• What does a hamster’s shopping list always include?Cheesysnacks and bedding.
• Why don’t hamsters need cell phones? They’re already in touch with their squeaky voices.
• What did the fancy hamster wear at the party? A hamster tux.
• What’s a hamster’s favorite dance? The ham-boogey.
• Why was the hamster a pessimist? He always saw the cage half-empty.
• How do hamsters clean their homes? With a vacuum cleaner!
• What did the baby hamster say to its mom? ‘Whisker kiss!’
• How do you say hello to a hamster? Wheel, wheel, wheel!
• Why do hamsters love doing stand-up comedy? They enjoy ham-dience participation.
• What instrument do hamsters play? The ham-rmonica!
• What’s a hamster’s favoritecandy? Choco-chips.
• How does a hamster catch afish? With a rodent net.
• What’s a hamster’s favorite movie? The Ham-tastic Four!
• How did the hamster win the race? He was wheeling to win!
• What do hamsters do when it rains? They play under the ham-brella.
• What do you call a hamster’s online journal? A squeak blog!
• Why did the hamster attend school? To improve his ham-letics.
• What’s a hamster’s favorite board game? Whisker-opoly.
• How does a hamster measure its speed? In hamster-per-hour.
• Why was the hamster late to the party? He couldn’t find his wheel pants.
• What do hamsters drive? Ham-mobiles.
• What do you call a detective hamster? Sherlock Squeaks.
• Why is the hamster always positive? He lives in the present wheeling moment.
• What song does a hamster sing while running on his wheel? ‘Don’t Stop Be-Wheeling!’