How do hamsters respond to jokes? With a little wheel-laughter!
What’s a hamster’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop!
How do you make a hamster happy? Just give them a wheel surprise!
What do you call a hamster that can play the piano? A Ham-strumentalist!
What’s a hamster’s favorite dessert? Wheel-berrypie!
Why are hamsters such great chefs? They’re always working with thyme!
What do you get if you cross a hamster with anelephant? Big wheels!
Why do hamsters love gardens? Because they can dig it!
How do hamsters relax after a long day? They wheel-ax and unwind!
Let’s get this wheel moving!
What kind of music do hamsters listen to at bedtime? Wheel-a-byes!
What do you call a hamster who loves to read? A bookwheeler!
What do hamsters and actors have in common? They both love the wheel-lights!
How do hamsters write emails? With their little whee-boards!
How do hamsters explore new places? On their exercise wheels!
Why did the hamster blush? He saw the wheel-moron!
What’s a hamster’s favorite sport? Wheelyball!
Why don’t hamsters need GPS? They have built-in wheel-navigation!
What’s a hamster’s favorite type of movies? Wheel-ris!
What do you call a hamster who can sing? A Ham-phony!
What did the hamster say when he broke up with his girlfriend? “I’m wheelie confused!”
What do hamsters use to decorate their homes? Wheel-paper!
Why did the hamster go to art class? To brush up on his wheel skills!
What did the hamster say when asked about his secret recipe? “It’s a family wheel-cipe!”
How do you know if a hamster is friendly? He’s always wheeling to say hi!
What’s a hamster’s favorite science subject? Whee-logy!
Why was the hamster always calm? Because he knew how to keep things wheel!
What do hamsters do at holiday parties? They spin around on the dance wheel!
What’s a hamster’s favorite hairstyle? A furrow-hawk!
How does a hamster get on the Internet? By using a hamster wheel drive!
Why did the hamster start a blog? To share his wheely good times!
What happened to the hamster who stole a wheel? He had to do the time!
Why don’t hamsters ever get lost? Because they always find their whee-l!
Why do hamsters like going to school? They love to learn in their own whee!
Why do hamsters love their wheels so much? It’s their spin-tertainment!
How do hamsters keep their fur looking great? With a fluff and puff!
What do you get when you cross a hamster and asheep? A wooly wheeler!
What do you call a fast hamster? A blur-ball!
Why did the hamster run back to his cage? He forgot his wheel!
What’s a hamster’s favorite book? “Wheely Harry Potter!”
How do hamsters keep their secrets? They keep them on the down-wheeler!
Why did the hamster sit on his alarm clock? He wanted to wake up on time!
What did one hamster say to the other on Valentine’s Day? “You’re my wheely special someone!”
Why did the hamster bring a suitcase to the party? He was wheeling to travel!
What’s a hamster’s favorite kind of dance? The ham-ster shuffle!
How do hamsters move their houses? They wheel them away!
Why do hamsters always have great parties? They know how to keep the wheel rolling!
Why do hamsters enjoy carnival rides? They’re wheely thrilling!
How do hamster astronauts get to space? On a rocket wheel!
Why did the hamster become an author? He had one whee of a story!
I wheelie like you.
Why did the hamster bring a ladder? To reach the high notes!
Stop, hamster time!
Let’s ham it up!
I’ve got the nibblies for you.
Let’s make this one un-fur-gettable.
Wheel you be mine?
You’re giving me all the squeak feels.
I’m all about that wheel life.
Cage the day!
You’re a whisker away from being adorable.
Paws and reflect.
Life is wheelie good!
Just treading my wheels.
Feeling whisker-ly clean!
Stay pawsitive, my friend.
I can do anything, paws-itive vibes only.
Let’s fur-get about worries.
Run little buddy, run!
You gnaw what I mean?
I’m notlion, you’re pawsome!
You’re my little wheel sunshine.
Squeakening the deal!
Unleash the squeak-ret weapon!
Let’s scurry up some fun!
I wheelie hope you’re having a good day.
I’m fur-tunate to have a hamster like you.
Never forget your whiskers.
From the bottom of my little rodent heart.
Let’s dig into some fun.
Gotta love the scurry life!
This is how we roll.
I’m just a little squeak of happiness.
Nibble on this: you’re awesome!
Paws for a moment of laughter.
That’s the furthest thing from true.
Wheel, wheel, wheel, what do we have here?
You’re a real squeakheart.
I laughed so hard, I hamster-ed a tear.
Give me a paws and listen.
Life’s more fun with fur-iends.
Look at you, wheelie good at this!
I’m hamster-wheelin’ over here!
Fur real, you’re the best.
I’m feeling pretty cagey today.
Ofmiceand hamsters.
You light up my wheel.
Have a wheelie good day!
We’re on the right trail.
Feeling a bit squeaky today.
Why do hamsters love doing stand-up comedy? They enjoy ham-dience participation.
What do you call a hamster’s favorite fun ride? The tilt-a-ham whirl.
Why did the hamster cross the road? To wheel there’s cheese on the other side.
What does a hamster’s shopping list always include?Cheesysnacks and bedding.
What’s a hamster’s least favorite vegetable? Squash!
How did the hamster propose? With a diamond chew-toy.
What do hamsters do when it rains? They play under the ham-brella.
What do hamsters say when they’re sorry? My squeak-stakes!
Where do hamsters go to work out? The ham-gym.
How does a hamster catch afish? With a rodent net.
Why don’t hamsters read the newspaper? Because it’s full of hamster-spread!
Why do hamsters have good penmanship? Because they use hamster-ink.
Why did the hamster get detention? For chewing up his homework.
Why’d the hamster start a podcast? It wanted to share wheely good stories.
How does a hamster measure its speed? In hamster-per-hour.
What song does a hamster sing while running on his wheel? ‘Don’t Stop Be-Wheeling!’
What do hamsters drive? Ham-mobiles.
Why are hamsters terrible at basketball? They always hamsterball.
What’s a hamster’s favorite quote? “Wheel there’s a will, there’s a way!”
Why did the hamster attend school? To improve his ham-letics.
What’s a hamster’s favorite movie? The Ham-tastic Four!
Why did the hamster invite his friends to his wheel house? To throw a ham-party!
What’s a hamster’s favorite board game? Whisker-opoly.
Why was the hamster late to the party? He couldn’t find his wheel pants.
Why are hamsters great chefs? They have excellent whisk-taste.
What’s a hamster’s favoritecandy? Choco-chips.
How did the hamster win the race? He was wheeling to win!
Why was the hamster a pessimist? He always saw the cage half-empty.
What do you call a hamster in a top hat? Ham-stylish!
Why don’t hamsters need cell phones? They’re already in touch with their squeaky voices.
What do you call a detective hamster? Sherlock Squeaks.
How do hamsters show love? With ham-braces.
What do you get when you cross a hamster with agrape? A sweet wheely goodfruit.
How do you say hello to a hamster? Wheel, wheel, wheel!
Why is the hamster always positive? He lives in the present wheeling moment.
How do hamsters keep their fur so soft? With shampoo!
What do you call a hamster’s online journal? A squeak blog!
What’s a hamster’s favorite dance? The ham-boogey.
How did the hamster feel after his workout? Ham-sore but happy.
How does a hamster write a book? With ham-ticipation!
What instrument do hamsters play? The ham-rmonica!
What did the hamster say when he broke up with his girlfriend? It’s not you, it’s me-wheel.
How do hamsters clean their homes? With a vacuum cleaner!
What did the fancy hamster wear at the party? A hamster tux.
How do hamsters send messages? By ham-mail.
What’s a hamster’s go-to vacation spot? Ham-street Beach.
What did the baby hamster say to its mom? ‘Whisker kiss!’
What did the hamster say to his Valentine? You light up my wheel.
What’s a hamster’s favorite game? Whisker wars.
What do you call a hamster superhero? Ham-dorable!