150 Hedgehog Puns
Cute hedgehog puns
I’m so quill-ing to be your friend!
Hedgehogs make great “quill-or” companions.
Let’s spike things up a notch!
Hedgehog humor can’t be “quilled”.
Quill you be mine?
Stay sharp and stay hedgehog-y!
Hedge-hugs and kisses all around!
I’m feeling a bit prickly today.
Let’s quill the competition!
Hedgehogs are the real spine stars.
Hedgehogs always spike up the fun.
These puns are spikier than ever!
You’ve got some real spine if you love hedgehogs!
Never underestimate a hedgehog’s spikes.
Don’t be shy; talk to the hedgehog.
Have a “hedge-tastic” day!
I’m all ears… and spikes!
Hedgehogging my way through life.
Take things slow; don’t be so “hedge-strong”.
You’ve spiked my curiosity.
Ruff and quilled at the same time.
Hedgehogs are always “quill-ready”.
I find your quill-ity quite amazing.
Roll with the punches like a hedgehog.
Hedgehog puns are “quill-icious”!
Hedgehogging through a “spinal” chapter.
My love for you is spine-al.
Can’t get enough of these “quill-arious” jokes.
You’re pretty sharp for a hedgehog lover.
A hedgehog in hand is worth two in the bush.
Prick up your ears for a good pun.
I’m quite a “hedge-case”!
I find your personality to be quite “a-dura-ble”.
You must be a hedgehog; you’ve spiked my interest.
Hedgehogs always have a point.
I’m “hedge”-ing my bets on you.
I’m quite the “prickle” to be with.
You’ve got the perfect dose of hedgehog charm.
I’m quill-in’ and chill-in’.
I’m not “lion”; you’re the best!
Hedgehogs and puns go hand in hand.
You’re very porcu-fine!
I’m “hog-wild” for hedgehogs.
Let’s have a spine-tingling good time!
You’re “quill-y” cute.
I’ll always quill for you.
You’re a real “heart-quill”.
Feeling a bit prickled and tickled.
Life is better when you’re hedgehoggin’.
Don’t be so prickly; give me a hedgehug!
Sonic the Hedgehog puns
What’s Sonic’s favorite mode of transportation? The hedgehog highway!
Why did Sonic start a gardening business? He’s great at hedging his bets!
What’s Sonic’s idea of a perfect date? A quick run along the beach!
What’s Sonic’s secret to beating stress? Running it off, of course!
What’s Sonic’s least favorite season? Fall, because of all the tripping hazards!
Why does Sonic get along with the Flash? They’re on the same wavelength!
Why did Sonic visit the doctor? For a quick check-up and a speed boost!
What do you call a hedgehog that tells jokes? A pun-ny Sonic!
How did Sonic surprise his friends? With light-speed deliveries!
What’s Sonic’s favoritefruit?Blueberries, for that extra boost!
What did Sonic write in his diary? “Today was a blur!”
How does Sonic solve problems? He thinks quickly on his feet!
How does Sonic send messages? Via speed-mail!
Why does Sonic never miss a beat? Because he’s always ahead of the rhythm!
Why did Sonic apply for multiple jobs? He wanted to show he could multitask!
Why wouldn’t Sonic become a politician? Because he’d always be running away!
Why did Sonic become an art critic? He appreciates the speed of brushstrokes!
What does Sonic hate about cooking? It’s not fast enough!
Why does Sonic love his fans? They’re always current!
What’s Sonic’s favorite drink? An energy shot!
Why couldn’t Sonic stand still? He’s got too much hedgehog energy!
How does Sonic the Hedgehog clean his house? He dusts with a super-sonic speed!
Why did Sonic always win at poker? Because he knew how to play his cards right!
Why did Sonic go on a diet? To shed a little hedgehog weight!
Why did Sonic buy a treadmill? To stay in shape on rainy days!
Why was Sonic always calm? Because he could always keep his cool under pressure!
What’s Sonic’s retirement plan? Doing laps around the retirement home!
What does Sonic need during the summer? Nothing, he’s already super Sonic iced!
What does Sonic do when he’s bored? He races the clock!
Why can’t Sonic play hide and seek? Because he’s always too fast to catch!
What nickname does Sonic hate? Slows McGee!
Why does Sonic love technology? It keeps him in the fast lane!
Why did Sonic go to school? To get a little more speeducation!
What’s Sonic’s favorite genre of music? Anything fast-paced and energetic!
What’s Sonic’s favorite game at the arcade? Anything with fast cars and no brakes!
What’s Sonic’s favorite workout? Running in his loop-de-loops!
Why did Sonic fail history class? Because he couldn’t slow down enough to study!
How does Sonic relax after a long day? With a quick power-nap!
Why did Sonic open a bakery? Because he knew the secret to speedydough!
Why doesn’t Sonic like roller coasters? He finds them too slow!
What’s Sonic’s favorite holiday? National Fast Food Day!
How does Sonic keep his quills groomed? He gets a super-sonic trim!
Why does Sonic always look so cool? You can never see him sweat!
What video game does Sonic hate? Traffic Jam Simulator!
Why doesn’t Sonic get lost? He always follows his game plan!
Why did Sonic join a band? Because he’d always been good at rock ‘n’ roll!
How does Sonic stay entertained? He spins tales at lightning speed!
What did Sonic say after the race? Catch you later, slowpokes!
How does Sonic handle tough opponents? He speeds right past them!
Why did the hedgehog start a race? Because he heard Sonic was in town!
Funny hedgehog puns and jokes
What do you call a sad hedgehog? Down in the pricks.
How do hedgehogs play sports? Very carefully.
How do hedgehogs make decisions? They just hedge their bets.
What’s a hedgehog’s favorite game? Prickle-ball.
How does a hedgehog keep his hair neat? He uses hedge-gel.
How do hedgehogs communicate? Through hedge-mail.
Why did the hedgehog start a band? He wanted to be a prickle-star.
Why was the hedgehog a good friend? He was always sharp.
What’s a hedgehog’s favorite show? Point-ly Fools and Horses.
Why did the hedgehog write a book? To share his point of view.
What did the hedgehog say to the cactus? “You look sharp!”
Why did the hedgehog miss school? He had a pointment.
How do you greet a hedgehog? With a hedge-hug.
What does a hedgehog use to make his home? Hedge-clippers.
What do hedgehogs write with? Prickle pens.
How do hedgehogs send gifts? By hedge-express.
What’s a hedgehog’s favorite holiday? Christ-mas.
What did the hedgehog say when he was complimented? “Aw, shucks!”
What’s a hedgehog’s favorite music genre? Heavy metal.
What’s a hedgehog’s favorite color? Prick-le green.
Why are hedgehogs always seen alone? Because they can’t handle the prickly crowd.
What’s a hedgehog’s favorite drink? Pricklypearjuice.
Why don’t hedgehogs play hide and seek? Because they always get stuck.
What’s a hedgehog’s favorite day? Hedge-hump day!
Why are hedgehogs so smart? They’re always on point.
What does a hedgehog take to a picnic? Prick-el-nick basket.
What did the hedgehog do when he got scared? He curled up into a ball.
Why did the hedgehog get a job? To earn some hedge-funds.
What’s a hedgehog’s favorite dessert? Prick-ture perfect pie.
Why don’t hedgehogs use the internet? They’re afraid of pop-ups.
What’s a hedgehog’s favorite snack? Prickles and dip.
Why did the hedgehog go to school? To sharpen his skills.
What’s a hedgehog’s favorite workout? Prickle Pilates.
Why are hedgehogs bad at sharing? They always hog everything.
How does a hedgehog stay fit? Prick-tice makes perfect.
Why did the hedgehog carry a pencil? To draw a prick-ture.
Why don’t hedgehogs just share the hedge? They’d rather keep it to themselves.
Why did the hedgehog become a gardener? He had a natural hedge for it.
Why was the hedgehog a good detective? He always got to the point.
What do you call a hedgehog that can sing? A prickle pop star.
Where do hedgehogs go camping? Hedgeiparks.
What did the hedgehog say to thesnail? “Slow down, buddy!”
Why was the hedgehog a bad cook? He kept poking holes in everything.
What do hedgehogs eat for breakfast? Prick-ly toast.
Why did the hedgehog get an award? For being outstanding in his field.
What do you call a hedgehog in the autumn? A pricklypumpkin.
Where do hedgehogs go to relax? The prickly Pear-sauna.
Why did the hedgehog sit on a pin? He wanted to be on point!
What do you call a hedgehog that plays an instrument? A rock ‘n’ roller.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To prove he wasn’tchicken.
