What does Sonic need during the summer? Nothing, he’s already super Sonic iced!
Why couldn’t Sonic stand still? He’s got too much hedgehog energy!
What does Sonic hate about cooking? It’s not fast enough!
Why does Sonic love technology? It keeps him in the fast lane!
What’s Sonic’s favoritefruit?Blueberries, for that extra boost!
What does Sonic do when he’s bored? He races the clock!
What’s Sonic’s favorite genre of music? Anything fast-paced and energetic!
How did Sonic surprise his friends? With light-speed deliveries!
Why wouldn’t Sonic become a politician? Because he’d always be running away!
What nickname does Sonic hate? Slows McGee!
What’s Sonic’s favorite drink? An energy shot!
What did Sonic say after the race? Catch you later, slowpokes!
What’s Sonic’s secret to beating stress? Running it off, of course!
What’s Sonic’s favorite holiday? National Fast Food Day!
Why can’t Sonic play hide and seek? Because he’s always too fast to catch!
Why did Sonic buy a treadmill? To stay in shape on rainy days!
What’s Sonic’s favorite mode of transportation? The hedgehog highway!
Why did Sonic become an art critic? He appreciates the speed of brushstrokes!
What’s Sonic’s least favorite season? Fall, because of all the tripping hazards!
Why does Sonic never miss a beat? Because he’s always ahead of the rhythm!
Why did Sonic join a band? Because he’d always been good at rock ‘n’ roll!
Why does Sonic get along with the Flash? They’re on the same wavelength!
Why did Sonic open a bakery? Because he knew the secret to speedydough!
How does Sonic stay entertained? He spins tales at lightning speed!
Why did Sonic visit the doctor? For a quick check-up and a speed boost!
Why did the hedgehog start a race? Because he heard Sonic was in town!
Why did Sonic go on a diet? To shed a little hedgehog weight!
How does Sonic handle tough opponents? He speeds right past them!
What’s Sonic’s favorite workout? Running in his loop-de-loops!
Why doesn’t Sonic like roller coasters? He finds them too slow!
How does Sonic solve problems? He thinks quickly on his feet!
Why was Sonic always calm? Because he could always keep his cool under pressure!
What’s Sonic’s favorite game at the arcade? Anything with fast cars and no brakes!
What do you call a hedgehog that tells jokes? A pun-ny Sonic!
How does Sonic the Hedgehog clean his house? He dusts with a super-sonic speed!
How does Sonic keep his quills groomed? He gets a super-sonic trim!
Why does Sonic love his fans? They’re always current!
What’s Sonic’s retirement plan? Doing laps around the retirement home!
Why did Sonic fail history class? Because he couldn’t slow down enough to study!
Why did Sonic start a gardening business? He’s great at hedging his bets!
Why did Sonic go to school? To get a little more speeducation!
What did Sonic write in his diary? “Today was a blur!”
How does Sonic send messages? Via speed-mail!
How does Sonic relax after a long day? With a quick power-nap!
What video game does Sonic hate? Traffic Jam Simulator!
What’s Sonic’s idea of a perfect date? A quick run along the beach!
Why does Sonic always look so cool? You can never see him sweat!
Why did Sonic apply for multiple jobs? He wanted to show he could multitask!
Why did Sonic always win at poker? Because he knew how to play his cards right!
Why doesn’t Sonic get lost? He always follows his game plan!
What do you call a hedgehog that plays an instrument? A rock ‘n’ roller.
What did the hedgehog do when he got scared? He curled up into a ball.
What’s a hedgehog’s favorite music genre? Heavy metal.
Where do hedgehogs go to relax? The prickly Pear-sauna.
Why was the hedgehog a good detective? He always got to the point.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To prove he wasn’tchicken.
What do hedgehogs eat for breakfast? Prick-ly toast.
What did the hedgehog say when he was complimented? “Aw, shucks!”
Why was the hedgehog a good friend? He was always sharp.
What’s a hedgehog’s favorite day? Hedge-hump day!
What do you call a sad hedgehog? Down in the pricks.
Why did the hedgehog carry a pencil? To draw a prick-ture.
What’s a hedgehog’s favorite snack? Prickles and dip.
What’s a hedgehog’s favorite drink? Pricklypearjuice.
How does a hedgehog stay fit? Prick-tice makes perfect.
How do hedgehogs make decisions? They just hedge their bets.
Why did the hedgehog write a book? To share his point of view.
What’s a hedgehog’s favorite workout? Prickle Pilates.
Why don’t hedgehogs play hide and seek? Because they always get stuck.
Where do hedgehogs go camping? Hedgeiparks.
What do you call a hedgehog that can sing? A prickle pop star.
What’s a hedgehog’s favorite dessert? Prick-ture perfect pie.
How do you greet a hedgehog? With a hedge-hug.
Why did the hedgehog start a band? He wanted to be a prickle-star.
What’s a hedgehog’s favorite show? Point-ly Fools and Horses.
What’s a hedgehog’s favorite color? Prick-le green.
What did the hedgehog say to the cactus? “You look sharp!”
Why are hedgehogs always seen alone? Because they can’t handle the prickly crowd.
How do hedgehogs send gifts? By hedge-express.
What does a hedgehog take to a picnic? Prick-el-nick basket.
What do you call a hedgehog in the autumn? A pricklypumpkin.
Why did the hedgehog become a gardener? He had a natural hedge for it.
Why did the hedgehog miss school? He had a pointment.
What do hedgehogs write with? Prickle pens.
Why was the hedgehog a bad cook? He kept poking holes in everything.
How does a hedgehog keep his hair neat? He uses hedge-gel.
Why did the hedgehog get a job? To earn some hedge-funds.
What does a hedgehog use to make his home? Hedge-clippers.
How do hedgehogs play sports? Very carefully.
Why did the hedgehog go to school? To sharpen his skills.
Why did the hedgehog get an award? For being outstanding in his field.
How do hedgehogs communicate? Through hedge-mail.
Why did the hedgehog sit on a pin? He wanted to be on point!
What’s a hedgehog’s favorite game? Prickle-ball.
Why don’t hedgehogs just share the hedge? They’d rather keep it to themselves.
Why don’t hedgehogs use the internet? They’re afraid of pop-ups.
Why are hedgehogs bad at sharing? They always hog everything.
Why are hedgehogs so smart? They’re always on point.
What’s a hedgehog’s favorite holiday? Christ-mas.
What did the hedgehog say to thesnail? “Slow down, buddy!”
I’m quite a “hedge-case”!
You’re very porcu-fine!
Life is better when you’re hedgehoggin’.
Feeling a bit prickled and tickled.
Hedgehogs always spike up the fun.
I find your quill-ity quite amazing.
You’re pretty sharp for a hedgehog lover.
Hedgehogs make great “quill-or” companions.
I’m “hedge”-ing my bets on you.
You’ve spiked my curiosity.
I’m feeling a bit prickly today.
Hedgehogging my way through life.
I’m quite the “prickle” to be with.
You’re “quill-y” cute.
I find your personality to be quite “a-dura-ble”.
I’m “hog-wild” for hedgehogs.
Hedgehog humor can’t be “quilled”.
Don’t be so prickly; give me a hedgehug!
Hedge-hugs and kisses all around!
Hedgehogging through a “spinal” chapter.
Stay sharp and stay hedgehog-y!
Let’s spike things up a notch!
Can’t get enough of these “quill-arious” jokes.
You must be a hedgehog; you’ve spiked my interest.
I’m so quill-ing to be your friend!
I’ll always quill for you.
Ruff and quilled at the same time.
Hedgehogs and puns go hand in hand.
Don’t be shy; talk to the hedgehog.
These puns are spikier than ever!
Hedgehogs are the real spine stars.
Roll with the punches like a hedgehog.
I’m quill-in’ and chill-in’.
Let’s quill the competition!
A hedgehog in hand is worth two in the bush.
My love for you is spine-al.
Take things slow; don’t be so “hedge-strong”.
You’ve got the perfect dose of hedgehog charm.
Quill you be mine?
Prick up your ears for a good pun.
Let’s have a spine-tingling good time!
Hedgehog puns are “quill-icious”!
Never underestimate a hedgehog’s spikes.
You’re a real “heart-quill”.
Have a “hedge-tastic” day!
You’ve got some real spine if you love hedgehogs!
I’m all ears… and spikes!
Hedgehogs are always “quill-ready”.
Hedgehogs always have a point.
I’m not “lion”; you’re the best!