Hippo heaven on Earth.
Give me a hippo-five!
Hippo-leansing my spirit.
What’s a hippo’s favoritecoffee? Hippochino.
Don’t hippo-conceal your feelings.
Hippo these jokes are funny.
Hippo and happiness go hand in hoof.
Can’t hippo-lieve it!
Hippo-critical analysis.
I’ve got a hippo-sized appetite.
Hippo riding and shining.
For the hippo of mankind.
A hippo ahead of its time.
Hippo maven in training.
Hippo in disguise.
Wanted: hippo-theft awareness.
I’m a hippo-guru.
Hippo out of the bag.
Hippo’s got talent.
Hippo-potatochips, anyone?
Hippo in the room.
Let’s cut to the hippo-theticals.
Hippo birthday to you!
That’s hippo-possible!
Hippo in the mist.
Hippo-therapy for the soul.
Frequent hippo-flyer.
Hippo over heels for you.
That’s some hippo-grade humor.
You’re hippo-ing my mind.
I’m a huge hippo-crite.
Let’s have a hippo-potluck dinner.
I’m in a hippo-tacular mood.
Hippo-py and you know it.
This rent’s hippo-thetical.
Don’t hippo-tonize me.
Don’t slander my hippo-g, please.
Hippo-pier on the beach.
Hippo-ing into savings.
A hippo-tense situation.
Hippos for peace.
Hippo-hanging around.
Hippo-sized success.
Hop on the hippo-bandwagon.
Hippo-me to the party.
Hippo-hooray!
I’m hippo-critical of your humor.
You’re hippo-larious!
Off the hippo-track.
Hippo-in-demand.
The hippo’s favorite sci-fi? Hippo-thalactic adventures.
What’s a hippo’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hopopotamus.
When the hippo became a doctor, it practiced hippo-cratic medicine.
The hippo loves drama; it became a hippo-thespian.
The hippo began gardening and grew the biggest hippo-thorns.
The hippo signed up for a marathon to prove it was hippo-fit.
The hippo started a bakery; now it makes hippo-cakes.
The hippo hated traffic; it couldn’t stand the hippo-stipation.
The hippo stayed cool all summer with a hippo-sicle.
The hippo went to space; it saw hippo-stars.
My hippo refuses to go on a diet, it’s a little hippo-critical.
The hippo’s fashion sense? Totally hippo-trendsetting.
My hippo joined a debate team; it made some good hippo-arguments.
My hippo loves puzzles; it always finds the hippo-piece.
How does a hippo talk on the phone? It uses a HipPhone.
How does a hippo stay informed? Reads the daily Hippo-news.
The hippo wrote a book; it’s now a hippo-grapher.
When the hippo got a cold, it had a case of the hippo-snots.
Why don’t hippos play hide and seek? They always get spotted.
What’s a hippo’s favorite drink? A HIPA.
The hippo went to school to major in Hippo-logy.
Why did the hippo start a blog? To share its hippo-thoughts.
I asked my hippo if it wanted to join me for a run; it said, “I’m not racing to conclusions!”
When the hippo became a builder, it specialized in hippo-thetical architecture.
The hippo’s favorite dessert? Hippo-pudding.
I told my hippo it had gained weight; it said, “I’m just big-boned.”
How do hippos keep their cool? By staying hippo-thetical.
My hippo’s favorite detective? Hippo-canon-sleuth.
Why did the hippo avoid politics? It didn’t like hippo-columns.
Why do hippos never play cards? They’re afraid of thecrocs.
The hippo joined the circus as a weight-lifter; it was just hippo-tastic.
The hippo joined the choir because it loves to hippo-harmonize.
In court, the hippo made the best hippo-case.
How does a hippo play guitar? With lots of hippo-fingers.
When the hippo signed up for social media, it became an instant Hipposter.
What do you call a rude hippo? A hippo-griff.
The hippo joined a band; it’s the lead hippo-cussionist.
The hippo loves painting; it’s a real hippo-artist.
Why did the hippo go on a jaunt? It fancied a hippo-trip.
Why don’t hippos ever get lost? They always follow their hippo-compass.
Why did the hippo sit on its friend? It was just a little hippo-cratic.
Did you hear about the hippo’s diet? It was a lot of hippo-calories!
The hippo started yoga; now it’s a real stretch.
The hippo became a tech enthusiast; now it’s into hippo-innovation.
How does a hippo express sadness? It feels hippo-thetic.
Why do hippos love parties? They enjoy hippo-social gatherings.
What do you call a hippo that does magic? Hippothetical.
My hippo loves shopping; it always looks for the best hippo-sales.
I heard about the hippo that became a DJ; it knew all the hip-pop hits.
The hippo mastered chess; it became a hippo-master.
Stay hippo-thetic, stay kind.
I’ve got a hippo-cratic sense of humor.
Don’t worry, be hippo!
Hippo the question with cleverness.
Hippo-sentially, you’re amazing.
Enjoy a hippo-tizing sunset.
Birthdays are even hippo-er with cake.
Hippo yourself to a funny story.
End every day with a hippo-laugh.
Living the hippo dream, one float at a time.
I’m hippo-over heels for you.
Hippo off the press: you’re awesome.
You hippo-pot-of-gold at the end of my rainbow!
Let’s hippo-camp-us to the nearest waterhole.
Hippo the brakes on a bad day.
Hippo-larbear? No, just a cold hippo.
A hippo-thetical situation turned funny.
You’re hippo-tastic!
Share a hippo-light moment today.
Let’s hippo-roll into the weekend.
Hippo-me to your favorite tunes.
Join the hippo-lympics for lots of splashes.
Hippo out of your comfort zone.
Hippo-sition is key to comedy.
You’ve got a hippo-llin’ good attitude.
Hippo-rayfor another lazy day.
Lead the hippo-risation of joy.
Hippo and seek is my favorite game.
Hippo the best you can be.
Hippo what you love most.
Hippo-ssibilities are endless.
A daily dose of hippo-lar energy.
Hippo-endo is a fancy word!
Embrace your hippo-nique self.
A hippo-gram of laughters sent your way.
Let’s have a hippo-cal party.
Make a hippo-thetical guess.
Hippo-courageous and bold.
What a hippo-larthy conversation!
Hippo your spirits high!
Hippo-entrepreneurship looks good on you.
Hippo-therapy: Cures all your troubles.
Hop on the hippo-train to fun town.
Keep it hippo and simple.
Hippo-quite the collection of jokes!
Stay hippo-sitive and shine.
Hippo them with kindness.
Hippo-n your way to happiness.
Read the hippo-graph for fun facts.
Hippo-top the charts with your wit.