Funny juice puns and jokes

• What do you call a fruity comedian? A zestful joker!
• Why did thetomatoblush? Because it saw thesaladdressing!
• What do you call a sad cranberry? Ablueberry!
• What’s apineapple’s pick-up line? “You’re the apple of my eye!”
• What’s a grape’s favorite footwear? Fruit boots!
• Why don’tpearsplay basketball? They fear the dribble!
• How do oranges ask each other out? “Orange you glad to juice join me?”
• What’s a bunch of grapes in a bad mood called? Sour grapes!
• Why do fruit never argue? They know it’s easy to go bananas!
• Why did the fruit join the band? It had grape taste in music!
• What’s anapple’s favorite movie? “The Cider House Rules.”
• What dostrawberriesdo in a jam? They berry up and squeeze through!
• How do you make an apple smile? Show it your pearly whites!
• What’s an apple’s favorite period of history? The juicy age!
• What did one juice box say to another? “I’ve got a crush on you!”
• How do you compliment an orange? “You’re citrusysweet!”
• How do fruits greet each other? With a “peel-o”!
• Why did the fruit salad volunteer? It’s in their nature to help—they’re jam-packed with kindness!
• Why don’t oranges ever share? Because they’re a little bit sour about it.
• Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
• What’s apeach’s favorite sport? Juicer!
• What’s an orange’s favorite hobby? Juicing puzzles!
• Why was the juice feeling nostalgic? It missed the pulp fiction of its youth.
• How did the orange start singing opera? It found its singing pulp abilities!
• What do oranges do before bed? They peel back the covers.
• How did the berry keep cool at the party? It chilled with the coolest juice boxes.
• What do you call a raspberry that plays drums? A bangin’ berry!
• Why did the apple go to therapy? It had sour thoughts.
• Why are lemons so smart? They’ve got inner zest!
• Why dobananasnever feel lonely? They hang out in bunches!
• Why was the juice running late? Everyone else got juiced up early!
• Why did the fruits go to school? To become smarties!
• What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet? A tooty-fruity!
• Why did the apple turn red? It was blushing from all the attention!
• Why don’t apples play cards? They’re afraid of being a bad apple!
• How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
• What’s the best time to go to the fruit store? When it’s ripe!
• Why dokiwismake good musicians? They always hit the right notes!
• Why did the strawberry feel insecure? It couldn’t measure up to the ‘berry’ high standards!
• How do you make amangoshake? Tell it a scary story!
• What did the grape say when it got stepped on? “Nothing, it just let out a little wine.”
• What’s a banana’s favorite exercise? Splits!
• What’s alemon’s favorite TV show? “Pulp Fiction!”
• What’s an orange’s favorite piece of clothing? Its peel!
• Why do fruits make terrible detectives? They can’t concentrate!
• Why was the juice always calm? It had peach of mind.
• Why are grapes so musically inclined? They can treble your taste buds!
• How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down the hill!
• What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe? “You’re one in amelon!”
• How do fruit bowls remain calm? They always feel at peach.

Apple juice puns

• How do apples stay cool in the summer? They sip on appletinis.
• Why did the apple go to school? To become a smartie pie.
• What’s an apple’s favorite dance? The twist.
• How does an apple stay positive? It seeds the best in life.
• What’s an apple’s hero? Core-age the Cowardly Apple.
• What kinds of jokes do apples crack? Big apple-ause.
• What’s an apple’s favorite kind of investment? The stock market.
• What do you call an apple that’s always on time? Punc-tual!
• Why did the apple feel stressed? It had too much on its plate.
• What’s an apple’s favorite drink? Hard-core cider.
• How do you like them apples? “Core me impressed!”
• Why don’t apples use keyboards? They don’t want to be type-cast.
• Why did the apple stop in traffic? It couldn’t resist a jam session.
• How do you make an apple puff? Chase it around the garden.
• What’s an apple’s favorite holiday? Applie Fools’ Day.
• Why did the apple compliment the baker? They were pie-inspiring.
• How do apples handle breakups? With a core-dial farewell.
• How do apples stay focused? They weed out distractions.
• What do you call an apple with a sunburn? Red delicious.
• Why did the apple need a break? It was feeling crushed.
• What’s an apple’s favorite sport? Squash!
• Why was the apple on the phone all night? It couldn’t stop talking core-respondence.
• What do apples enjoy watching on TV? Core-medies.
• Why don’t apples ever get lost? They’ve got the best maps (macs).
• Why are apples bad at volleyball? They always apple under pressure.
• What’s an apple’s favorite music genre? Rock ‘n’ core.
• How do apples apologize? “I’m sorry for being rotten!”
• How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down the hill.
• What’s an apple’s favorite movie? The Core-Father.
• Why do apples throw the best parties? They know how to juice things up.
• What kind of phone do apples prefer? A touch-screen core-ortable.
• How do apples stay organized? They keep a tidy core.
• How does an apple send love? With an iCloud kiss.
• What’s an apple’s favorite planet? Saturn, because it looks like an apple ring.
• What’s an apple’s favorite game? Core-crushing.
• What’s an apple’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day.
• What’s an apple’s least favorite vegetable? Sour crout.
• Why are apples great at improv comedy? They’ve got great timing.
• How does an apple propose? With a core-ageous speech.
• Why did the apple never show up on time? It was always cider-tracked.
• Why do apples fail auditions? They’re just too corny.
• How does an apple wish you happy holidays? “Cider I see you or cider I don’t!”
• How do apples stay healthy? They practice core stability exercises.
• What’s an apple’s favorite poem? “The Road Not Pipped.”
• Why do apples avoid arguments? They don’t want to peel the tension.
• What’s an apple’s favorite shoe? Core-digans.
• What’s an apple’s favorite way to relax? Cider down with a good book.
• Why are apples terrible listeners? They always get caught in a jam.
• How do apples plan trips? They map them out with GPS (Good Pie Service).
• Why did the apple become a doctor? It wanted to serve up apple-a-day doses.

Juice puns one liners

• To-ma-toes, let’sketchupon puns.
• I yam what I yam—full of puns.
• Pear with me as I deliver these puns.
• I’m just peachy, thanks.
• I’m stuck on water-melon choices.
• You can’t beet these jokes.
• I can barely contain my pulpy enthusiasm.
• End with a twist of lemon humor.
• Juice-ty bits of wordplay everywhere.
• Kiwi be friends forever?
• Can I offer you a slice of pun-pie?
• I’ve got the scoop on juicy puns.
• Grape minds think alike.
• That pun made my heart skip a beet.
• You’re the apple of my rye.
• Don’t be a sour grape.
• I’m berry excited about this.
• Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
• Anything’s a-peel-ing with enough juice.
• Crushing it with these puns!
• In the pits? Have some fruit humor.
• I find you ap-peel-ing.
• Can’t beet the feeling.
• Put the punch back in fruit punch.
• Seedless to say, I love puns.
• We go together like pulp and rind.
• I’m the ripe person for this job.
• Feeling a bit fruit-loopy?
• Berry me in puns.
• It takes two to mango.
• I’m on cloudlimewith all these puns.
• Juicy gossip coming your way!
• I think these puns are berry nice.
• Let’s raise a glass and toast to juiciness.
• Lime yours forever.
• I’mplumout of ideas.
• Let’s pear up and pun together.
• You’re one in a melon.
• I call the shots; I’m in fruit control.
• I’m getting peel-y good at this.
• Just in time for the zest day of your life.
• Pump up the jam with a pun.
• How do you make a mango smile? Tell it a pun.
• Avo good day!
• Apple-y ever after, that’s the goal.
• This is the zest day ever!
• Life’s a peach, enjoy the pit.
• We make a perfect peach.
• I’m so grape-ful for you.
• I’m in a jam but at least it’s fascinating.

Orange juice puns

• Life’s a puzzling squeeze.
• Juiced another happy day!
• Life gives you oranges, make pun-ade.
• I find puns so appeeling.
• Succumb to the zest of humor.
• Have an orangetastic day!
• Orange you entertained?
• Squeeze the day with a smile!
• Freshly squeezed humor.
• Citrus kissed by the morning sun.
• Juiced in time for a laugh.
• Bright days filled with orangerays.
• These puns are fruitful.
• Pierced by the humor of a thousand suns.
• Fresh punchlines served daily.
• You’re juice what I needed.
• Orange, you think I’m funny?
• A sweet squeeze of goodness.
• You can’t oranget your roots.
• Orange you being a-peel-ling today?
• Feeling over-pommeled with laughter.
• Brighten with a tangy pun.
• Such zest for life.
• Juiced in case of emergency, add humor.
• Juicy gossip ripe for sharing.
• Peeling good about these puns.
• Let’stangerineyour expectations.
• Puns are zest in show.
• Nuance of tang in every joke.
• Berry good at making puns.
• Pulp fiction’s my favorite genre.
• In the zest of spirits.
• Crunch the numbers.
• Making puns pulp-ular again.
• You’re a zest friend.
• Exsqueeze me for the joke.
• Juice for fun!
• A pun for all citric occasions.
• Orange you smart with that wit!
• Learning the zest of puns.
• Juicing up the fun meter.
• Got a mixeal of laughs!
• Don’t peel down, cheer up!
• Never take things for pomegranate.
• You zest make my day.
• Squeeze the pun jar tight.
• Pure humor pulp.
• Taking a zest break.
• Caught in citric amusement.
• When life hands you limes, laugh anyway.