Squeeze the pun jar tight.
You’re juice what I needed.
Orange, you think I’m funny?
You zest make my day.
Taking a zest break.
Juiced in time for a laugh.
Pure humor pulp.
Citrus kissed by the morning sun.
Pulp fiction’s my favorite genre.
Have an orangetastic day!
Pierced by the humor of a thousand suns.
Bright days filled with orangerays.
When life hands you limes, laugh anyway.
Brighten with a tangy pun.
In the zest of spirits.
Puns are zest in show.
Learning the zest of puns.
Exsqueeze me for the joke.
Fresh punchlines served daily.
You’re a zest friend.
Never take things for pomegranate.
Squeeze the day with a smile!
Juiced another happy day!
Orange you smart with that wit!
Making puns pulp-ular again.
Crunch the numbers.
Caught in citric amusement.
Juice for fun!
Juiced in case of emergency, add humor.
Orange you entertained?
Life’s a puzzling squeeze.
Freshly squeezed humor.
Peeling good about these puns.
Let’stangerineyour expectations.
Juicy gossip ripe for sharing.
Feeling over-pommeled with laughter.
Berry good at making puns.
Orange you being a-peel-ling today?
You can’t oranget your roots.
Juicing up the fun meter.
I find puns so appeeling.
Succumb to the zest of humor.
Got a mixeal of laughs!
These puns are fruitful.
Don’t peel down, cheer up!
A sweet squeeze of goodness.
Such zest for life.
A pun for all citric occasions.
Nuance of tang in every joke.
Life gives you oranges, make pun-ade.
Avo good day!
I can barely contain my pulpy enthusiasm.
In the pits? Have some fruit humor.
I’m on cloudlimewith all these puns.
We go together like pulp and rind.
Put the punch back in fruit punch.
I’m just peachy, thanks.
I’m berry excited about this.
Apple-y ever after, that’s the goal.
You’re one in a melon.
I call the shots; I’m in fruit control.
I’ve got the scoop on juicy puns.
Kiwi be friends forever?
Let’s raise a glass and toast to juiciness.
To-ma-toes, let’sketchupon puns.
Feeling a bit fruit-loopy?
Seedless to say, I love puns.
Pear with me as I deliver these puns.
How do you make a mango smile? Tell it a pun.
Pump up the jam with a pun.
I’m getting peel-y good at this.
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Grape minds think alike.
End with a twist of lemon humor.
Life’s a peach, enjoy the pit.
I’m stuck on water-melon choices.
Crushing it with these puns!
It takes two to mango.
I’mplumout of ideas.
You can’t beet these jokes.
Juicy gossip coming your way!
I find you ap-peel-ing.
I think these puns are berry nice.
That pun made my heart skip a beet.
I’m the ripe person for this job.
We make a perfect peach.
I’m in a jam but at least it’s fascinating.
You’re the apple of my rye.
Don’t be a sour grape.
Anything’s a-peel-ing with enough juice.
Berry me in puns.
This is the zest day ever!
Can I offer you a slice of pun-pie?
Just in time for the zest day of your life.
I yam what I yam—full of puns.
Can’t beet the feeling.
Let’s pear up and pun together.
Lime yours forever.
Juice-ty bits of wordplay everywhere.
I’m so grape-ful for you.
Why did the strawberry feel insecure? It couldn’t measure up to the ‘berry’ high standards!
What’s anapple’s favorite movie? “The Cider House Rules.”
What dostrawberriesdo in a jam? They berry up and squeeze through!
What’s an orange’s favorite hobby? Juicing puzzles!
How do you compliment an orange? “You’re citrusysweet!”
What’s the best time to go to the fruit store? When it’s ripe!
Why do fruit never argue? They know it’s easy to go bananas!
Why did the apple go to therapy? It had sour thoughts.
Why don’t apples play cards? They’re afraid of being a bad apple!
Why dobananasnever feel lonely? They hang out in bunches!
How do fruit bowls remain calm? They always feel at peach.
Why don’tpearsplay basketball? They fear the dribble!
What do you call a sad cranberry? Ablueberry!
How do you make amangoshake? Tell it a scary story!
Why are grapes so musically inclined? They can treble your taste buds!
How did the orange start singing opera? It found its singing pulp abilities!
Why did the fruit join the band? It had grape taste in music!
Why do fruits make terrible detectives? They can’t concentrate!
What’s alemon’s favorite TV show? “Pulp Fiction!”
What did one juice box say to another? “I’ve got a crush on you!”
Why don’t oranges ever share? Because they’re a little bit sour about it.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? “Nothing, it just let out a little wine.”
What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet? A tooty-fruity!
How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
What’s a banana’s favorite exercise? Splits!
Why was the juice running late? Everyone else got juiced up early!
Why did the fruits go to school? To become smarties!
How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down the hill!
Why was the juice feeling nostalgic? It missed the pulp fiction of its youth.
What do you call a fruity comedian? A zestful joker!
What do oranges do before bed? They peel back the covers.
Why did the fruit salad volunteer? It’s in their nature to help—they’re jam-packed with kindness!
How do you make an apple smile? Show it your pearly whites!
Why was the juice always calm? It had peach of mind.
What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe? “You’re one in amelon!”
What’s a grape’s favorite footwear? Fruit boots!
Why dokiwismake good musicians? They always hit the right notes!
What’s an apple’s favorite period of history? The juicy age!
How did the berry keep cool at the party? It chilled with the coolest juice boxes.
How do fruits greet each other? With a “peel-o”!
What’s an orange’s favorite piece of clothing? Its peel!
Why did thetomatoblush? Because it saw thesaladdressing!
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
What do you call a raspberry that plays drums? A bangin’ berry!
What’s apineapple’s pick-up line? “You’re the apple of my eye!”
Why did the apple turn red? It was blushing from all the attention!
Why are lemons so smart? They’ve got inner zest!
How do oranges ask each other out? “Orange you glad to juice join me?”
What’s a bunch of grapes in a bad mood called? Sour grapes!
What’s apeach’s favorite sport? Juicer!
What do you call an apple that’s always on time? Punc-tual!
Why are apples terrible listeners? They always get caught in a jam.
How does an apple send love? With an iCloud kiss.
Why don’t apples ever get lost? They’ve got the best maps (macs).
How do you like them apples? “Core me impressed!”
Why do apples fail auditions? They’re just too corny.
What’s an apple’s favorite poem? “The Road Not Pipped.”
How do apples stay healthy? They practice core stability exercises.
What’s an apple’s favorite shoe? Core-digans.
What’s an apple’s favorite game? Core-crushing.
Why are apples great at improv comedy? They’ve got great timing.
How does an apple wish you happy holidays? “Cider I see you or cider I don’t!”
Why did the apple go to school? To become a smartie pie.
Why did the apple stop in traffic? It couldn’t resist a jam session.
Why do apples avoid arguments? They don’t want to peel the tension.
What do apples enjoy watching on TV? Core-medies.
Why was the apple on the phone all night? It couldn’t stop talking core-respondence.
Why did the apple become a doctor? It wanted to serve up apple-a-day doses.
What do you call an apple with a sunburn? Red delicious.
What’s an apple’s favorite movie? The Core-Father.
What kind of phone do apples prefer? A touch-screen core-ortable.
What’s an apple’s favorite holiday? Applie Fools’ Day.
Why did the apple feel stressed? It had too much on its plate.
What’s an apple’s hero? Core-age the Cowardly Apple.
How do apples plan trips? They map them out with GPS (Good Pie Service).
How do you make an apple puff? Chase it around the garden.
Why did the apple need a break? It was feeling crushed.
What’s an apple’s favorite kind of investment? The stock market.
What’s an apple’s favorite music genre? Rock ‘n’ core.
How do apples stay cool in the summer? They sip on appletinis.
What’s an apple’s favorite dance? The twist.
How does an apple propose? With a core-ageous speech.
How does an apple stay positive? It seeds the best in life.
Why are apples bad at volleyball? They always apple under pressure.
How do apples stay organized? They keep a tidy core.
What’s an apple’s favorite sport? Squash!
What’s an apple’s favorite drink? Hard-core cider.
What kinds of jokes do apples crack? Big apple-ause.
How do apples apologize? “I’m sorry for being rotten!”
How do apples handle breakups? With a core-dial farewell.
Why do apples throw the best parties? They know how to juice things up.
Why did the apple never show up on time? It was always cider-tracked.
How do apples stay focused? They weed out distractions.
What’s an apple’s least favorite vegetable? Sour crout.
How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down the hill.
What’s an apple’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day.
What’s an apple’s favorite planet? Saturn, because it looks like an apple ring.
Why don’t apples use keyboards? They don’t want to be type-cast.
Why did the apple compliment the baker? They were pie-inspiring.
What’s an apple’s favorite way to relax? Cider down with a good book.