How do fruits greet each other? With a “peel-o”!
How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down the hill!
How did the berry keep cool at the party? It chilled with the coolest juice boxes.
What’s alemon’s favorite TV show? “Pulp Fiction!”
Why was the juice feeling nostalgic? It missed the pulp fiction of its youth.
What’s the best time to go to the fruit store? When it’s ripe!
How do you make amangoshake? Tell it a scary story!
Why don’tpearsplay basketball? They fear the dribble!
How do you compliment an orange? “You’re citrusysweet!”
What do you call a raspberry that plays drums? A bangin’ berry!
What’s anapple’s favorite movie? “The Cider House Rules.”
Why don’t apples play cards? They’re afraid of being a bad apple!
Why did the apple go to therapy? It had sour thoughts.
Why did thetomatoblush? Because it saw thesaladdressing!
Why did the fruit salad volunteer? It’s in their nature to help—they’re jam-packed with kindness!
How do fruit bowls remain calm? They always feel at peach.
Why do fruit never argue? They know it’s easy to go bananas!
Why did the fruits go to school? To become smarties!
What’s apineapple’s pick-up line? “You’re the apple of my eye!”
What do oranges do before bed? They peel back the covers.
What’s an apple’s favorite period of history? The juicy age!
What’s a grape’s favorite footwear? Fruit boots!
How do oranges ask each other out? “Orange you glad to juice join me?”
Why did the strawberry feel insecure? It couldn’t measure up to the ‘berry’ high standards!
Why dokiwismake good musicians? They always hit the right notes!
What do you call an apple that plays the trumpet? A tooty-fruity!
What did one juice box say to another? “I’ve got a crush on you!”
Why are lemons so smart? They’ve got inner zest!
How do you make an apple smile? Show it your pearly whites!
What’s an orange’s favorite hobby? Juicing puzzles!
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? “Nothing, it just let out a little wine.”
What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe? “You’re one in amelon!”
How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
What dostrawberriesdo in a jam? They berry up and squeeze through!
Why did the fruit join the band? It had grape taste in music!
Why do fruits make terrible detectives? They can’t concentrate!
Why don’t oranges ever share? Because they’re a little bit sour about it.
How did the orange start singing opera? It found its singing pulp abilities!
Why did the apple turn red? It was blushing from all the attention!
Why was the juice always calm? It had peach of mind.
What’s apeach’s favorite sport? Juicer!
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
What’s a bunch of grapes in a bad mood called? Sour grapes!
What’s an orange’s favorite piece of clothing? Its peel!
Why are grapes so musically inclined? They can treble your taste buds!
What do you call a fruity comedian? A zestful joker!
Why dobananasnever feel lonely? They hang out in bunches!
What do you call a sad cranberry? Ablueberry!
Why was the juice running late? Everyone else got juiced up early!
What’s a banana’s favorite exercise? Splits!
Apple-y ever after, that’s the goal.
Juice-ty bits of wordplay everywhere.
I can barely contain my pulpy enthusiasm.
I’m so grape-ful for you.
Let’s raise a glass and toast to juiciness.
I’m getting peel-y good at this.
Pump up the jam with a pun.
Grape minds think alike.
I’m in a jam but at least it’s fascinating.
Lime yours forever.
End with a twist of lemon humor.
Just in time for the zest day of your life.
I’m on cloudlimewith all these puns.
Pear with me as I deliver these puns.
Can’t beet the feeling.
I’m just peachy, thanks.
How do you make a mango smile? Tell it a pun.
In the pits? Have some fruit humor.
I’ve got the scoop on juicy puns.
Kiwi be friends forever?
I’m stuck on water-melon choices.
It takes two to mango.
Crushing it with these puns!
This is the zest day ever!
Juicy gossip coming your way!
I think these puns are berry nice.
Anything’s a-peel-ing with enough juice.
Don’t be a sour grape.
Avo good day!
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Feeling a bit fruit-loopy?
To-ma-toes, let’sketchupon puns.
That pun made my heart skip a beet.
I’m the ripe person for this job.
We go together like pulp and rind.
We make a perfect peach.
You’re the apple of my rye.
Let’s pear up and pun together.
I yam what I yam—full of puns.
You’re one in a melon.
I’m berry excited about this.
I’mplumout of ideas.
I call the shots; I’m in fruit control.
Life’s a peach, enjoy the pit.
You can’t beet these jokes.
I find you ap-peel-ing.
Berry me in puns.
Seedless to say, I love puns.
Put the punch back in fruit punch.
Can I offer you a slice of pun-pie?
Caught in citric amusement.
When life hands you limes, laugh anyway.
These puns are fruitful.
You’re a zest friend.
Fresh punchlines served daily.
Berry good at making puns.
Juicing up the fun meter.
Never take things for pomegranate.
Succumb to the zest of humor.
Feeling over-pommeled with laughter.
Pulp fiction’s my favorite genre.
Exsqueeze me for the joke.
Freshly squeezed humor.
Orange you entertained?
Life gives you oranges, make pun-ade.
Juicy gossip ripe for sharing.
Nuance of tang in every joke.
Have an orangetastic day!
Orange you smart with that wit!
Let’stangerineyour expectations.
In the zest of spirits.
You’re juice what I needed.
A sweet squeeze of goodness.
Juice for fun!
I find puns so appeeling.
Got a mixeal of laughs!
Juiced in case of emergency, add humor.
Brighten with a tangy pun.
Bright days filled with orangerays.
Taking a zest break.
Making puns pulp-ular again.
You zest make my day.
Orange you being a-peel-ling today?
Squeeze the pun jar tight.
Such zest for life.
Peeling good about these puns.
Puns are zest in show.
You can’t oranget your roots.
Orange, you think I’m funny?
Pure humor pulp.
Juiced in time for a laugh.
Life’s a puzzling squeeze.
Juiced another happy day!
Squeeze the day with a smile!
Learning the zest of puns.
Crunch the numbers.
Citrus kissed by the morning sun.
A pun for all citric occasions.
Don’t peel down, cheer up!
Pierced by the humor of a thousand suns.
What do you call an apple that’s always on time? Punc-tual!
How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down the hill.
What kind of phone do apples prefer? A touch-screen core-ortable.
How does an apple stay positive? It seeds the best in life.
What’s an apple’s favorite music genre? Rock ‘n’ core.
What’s an apple’s favorite way to relax? Cider down with a good book.
Why was the apple on the phone all night? It couldn’t stop talking core-respondence.
How do apples handle breakups? With a core-dial farewell.
How does an apple propose? With a core-ageous speech.
Why did the apple stop in traffic? It couldn’t resist a jam session.
Why do apples fail auditions? They’re just too corny.
What’s an apple’s favorite planet? Saturn, because it looks like an apple ring.
What’s an apple’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day.
Why did the apple need a break? It was feeling crushed.
What’s an apple’s least favorite vegetable? Sour crout.
What’s an apple’s hero? Core-age the Cowardly Apple.
What’s an apple’s favorite kind of investment? The stock market.
How do apples plan trips? They map them out with GPS (Good Pie Service).
What do apples enjoy watching on TV? Core-medies.
What kinds of jokes do apples crack? Big apple-ause.
How does an apple wish you happy holidays? “Cider I see you or cider I don’t!”
What’s an apple’s favorite dance? The twist.
How do apples stay cool in the summer? They sip on appletinis.
What’s an apple’s favorite drink? Hard-core cider.
How do you like them apples? “Core me impressed!”
How do apples stay organized? They keep a tidy core.
Why do apples avoid arguments? They don’t want to peel the tension.
Why did the apple go to school? To become a smartie pie.
How do apples stay healthy? They practice core stability exercises.
Why don’t apples use keyboards? They don’t want to be type-cast.
What’s an apple’s favorite movie? The Core-Father.
How do you make an apple puff? Chase it around the garden.
How do apples apologize? “I’m sorry for being rotten!”
Why did the apple feel stressed? It had too much on its plate.
Why are apples bad at volleyball? They always apple under pressure.
Why did the apple compliment the baker? They were pie-inspiring.
What’s an apple’s favorite shoe? Core-digans.
What do you call an apple with a sunburn? Red delicious.
How do apples stay focused? They weed out distractions.
Why don’t apples ever get lost? They’ve got the best maps (macs).
Why do apples throw the best parties? They know how to juice things up.
Why did the apple never show up on time? It was always cider-tracked.
What’s an apple’s favorite poem? “The Road Not Pipped.”
What’s an apple’s favorite sport? Squash!
How does an apple send love? With an iCloud kiss.
Why are apples great at improv comedy? They’ve got great timing.
What’s an apple’s favorite game? Core-crushing.
Why did the apple become a doctor? It wanted to serve up apple-a-day doses.
What’s an apple’s favorite holiday? Applie Fools’ Day.
Why are apples terrible listeners? They always get caught in a jam.