The kale of the wild, untamed humor!
Kale yeah, I’m into healthy humor!
You’re the kale to my smoothie.
Please pass the kale, right away!
Kale me softly with your pun.
Kale-ifornia dreaming on such a winter’s day.
Kale-ing it with these jokes!
Kale it like it is, no sugarcoat needed.
Kale on wheels, fast and furious!
This is kale-tastrophe, too much fun!
Kale-er skis needed for this powder run.
I’ll kale you maybe?
Life’s too short to kale about calories.
Leaf them laughing. That’s the kale’s mission.
Are you kale-excited? Because I am!
Kale me Ishmael—just kidding!
You’re kale-ing me with those laughs.
Don’t kale my vibe.
Hold my kale, here come the giggles.
What’s up my kale-pal?
Hang kale-a-minute! More jokes coming up.
You make my heart skip a beet. Oh, wait, that’s kale!
Kale-idoscope of fun and puns.
Our love is like kale: fresh and green.
May your kale be ever bountiful and hilarious.
Would you like some kale-mari?
Home is where the kale is.
I don’tcarrotall, I kale more.
Kale-dio, the station of veggie humor.
To kale or not to kale, that’s not even a question!
Dressed to kale with this funny business.
Kale-train to deliciousville.
Go big or go kale home.
Kale to the chief!
From kale, with love and laughter.
Put on your kale and join the fun.
Lettuce celebrate the greatness of kale!
Kale-lecting smiles is my hobby.
If at first you don’t succeed, try kale again.
I’m kale with that decision.
Kale-spiration comes from laughter.
Kale and hearty, that’s how we roll.
Let the chips fall where they kale.
Time to turnip the kale jokes!
Kale in comparison to other greens, you’re the best!
Kale yeah! Leafy greens are the best.
Spread the kale and pass it on.
I see your true kale-ors shining through.
I’m just here, watching kale-drops fall.
A kale walk in the park with these jokes.
What a kale-strophic situation!
That’s un-kale-lievable!
You’ve been kale-smacked!
Kaleidoscope of greens in my salad!
Kale it an achievement.
I’m kale with that plan.
Leaf your worries behind.
Our pun game is un-kale-parably good.
That’s kale-mendous news!
Leaf it better than you found it.
Create a kale-mic effect!
Kale of Duty is to pun around.
Can’t leaf me hanging, tell me more!
Kale-ifornia dreamin’.
I’m kale-ways ready for salad!
I withstand the kale waves of life.
Kale Caesar, all hail!
Kale-ibrate your greens.
Kale-a-brate good times!
With a smile like that, kale me impressed!
What kale we do next?
You’re kale-ing it!
Leaf it out, we’re friends!
Catch me on the kale-side.
This joke is kale-ariously funny!
Love me like kale.
Don’t leaf until you try this!
Kale me up before you go-go!
Kale it like it is.
Kaleidoscope visions with my salad!
Kale-culate your move!
No kale-outs allowed!
Kale-good, let’s do this.
Kale the good news!
Leaf it to me for a great joke.
A kale-idoscope of flavors.
Just leaf me be.
Don’t be so kale-headed.
Kale yeah, that’s awesome!
Kale-t with kindness.
We’re kale-kindreds at heart.
Just a bit kale-cious about that.
Don’t kale my vibe!
Kale of the century!
Anytime’s a kale-tastic time.
Bring a kale-light to my life.
Let’s have a kale-storming session.
Leaf it up to the experts.
A kale-lender full of laughs.
Let’s get kale-tacular tonight.
I kale about it more than you know.
Kale good, don’t look back.
Kale yes, I’m excited about this party!
Kale-m down and enjoy the ride.
Enjoy some kale-larious jokes!
Ob-kale-acles are just hidden opportunities.
Kale-ivator broken? Take the stairs instead.
Timeflieswhen you’re having kale.
Let’s kale it a day after a salad like that.
Endless fun with a kale-palooza of joy.
It’s the kale of the wild.
Kale the lights, it’s time for dinner.
Just kale it!
You’re so awesome, you kale it every time.
Don’t kale my burger, I’m enjoying it!
For real, my kale is the greatest.
So good, it’s un-kale-ievable!
It’s a kale-mentary fact: you’re amazing.
In-kale-culable fun awaits us.
Without a kale-lebration, life would be boring.
Kale’s angels are watching over us.
If there’s a kale, there’s a way!
Happy as a clam-kale in a new dish.
To kale or not to kale, that is the question.
Magi-kale moments like these are rare.
This kale-leidoscope sets the scene nicely.
Un-kale-ified love for this veggie.
You’re the kale of my dreams.
Can’t kale my vibe, I’m in a groove.
I’m kale-tivated by your charm.
What a kaleidoscopic adventure we had!
Kale-stroy was my favorite subject.
A kale-tastrophe of missed opportunities.
Let’s not kale anyone’s vibe here.
No kale, Sherlock, I saw that coming.
Sweet dreams are made of kale.
I was going to cook something else, but this kale-d to me.
Kale-riously, I’m impressed.
You kale-d and I came running.
Ain’t no mountain high kale-enough.
Kale-ye, hear ye, it’s time for joy.
That’s a kale in a million idea!
Kale-idoscope of flavors in that salad.
No more kale-ties, let’s keep it peaceful.
Kale-ma Sutra of cooking greatness.
Everything’s kale with some laughs included.
Do I kale-t you howsweetyou are often enough?
I’ll kale around and find out what’s happening.
I kale about you too much to lie.
Kale the shots, don’t hold back!