Please pass the kale, right away!
Kale in comparison to other greens, you’re the best!
Lettuce celebrate the greatness of kale!
Would you like some kale-mari?
Kale me Ishmael—just kidding!
Kale yeah, I’m into healthy humor!
Our love is like kale: fresh and green.
Home is where the kale is.
Kale to the chief!
May your kale be ever bountiful and hilarious.
Kale-dio, the station of veggie humor.
From kale, with love and laughter.
Spread the kale and pass it on.
I’m just here, watching kale-drops fall.
Go big or go kale home.
To kale or not to kale, that’s not even a question!
Kale-train to deliciousville.
You’re the kale to my smoothie.
I’ll kale you maybe?
Let the chips fall where they kale.
Kale-ing it with these jokes!
Leaf them laughing. That’s the kale’s mission.
Kale-spiration comes from laughter.
Time to turnip the kale jokes!
Kale-lecting smiles is my hobby.
Put on your kale and join the fun.
A kale walk in the park with these jokes.
I don’tcarrotall, I kale more.
Kale on wheels, fast and furious!
Hold my kale, here come the giggles.
Kale-idoscope of fun and puns.
I see your true kale-ors shining through.
Hang kale-a-minute! More jokes coming up.
Kale it like it is, no sugarcoat needed.
You make my heart skip a beet. Oh, wait, that’s kale!
Are you kale-excited? Because I am!
Kale and hearty, that’s how we roll.
Don’t kale my vibe.
I’m kale with that decision.
Kale me softly with your pun.
If at first you don’t succeed, try kale again.
This is kale-tastrophe, too much fun!
You’re kale-ing me with those laughs.
Kale-ifornia dreaming on such a winter’s day.
Life’s too short to kale about calories.
What’s up my kale-pal?
The kale of the wild, untamed humor!
Kale yeah! Leafy greens are the best.
Kale-er skis needed for this powder run.
Dressed to kale with this funny business.
To kale or not to kale, that is the question.
Un-kale-ified love for this veggie.
Everything’s kale with some laughs included.
Kale yes, I’m excited about this party!
Let’s kale it a day after a salad like that.
Ain’t no mountain high kale-enough.
Kale-ma Sutra of cooking greatness.
I’m kale-tivated by your charm.
In-kale-culable fun awaits us.
It’s the kale of the wild.
Without a kale-lebration, life would be boring.
Just kale it!
Kale-stroy was my favorite subject.
Kale’s angels are watching over us.
I kale about it more than you know.
It’s a kale-mentary fact: you’re amazing.
Magi-kale moments like these are rare.
What a kaleidoscopic adventure we had!
Kale the lights, it’s time for dinner.
Kale-idoscope of flavors in that salad.
Ob-kale-acles are just hidden opportunities.
This kale-leidoscope sets the scene nicely.
Kale-ivator broken? Take the stairs instead.
Kale good, don’t look back.
Timeflieswhen you’re having kale.
I’ll kale around and find out what’s happening.
Enjoy some kale-larious jokes!
If there’s a kale, there’s a way!
Kale the shots, don’t hold back!
No kale, Sherlock, I saw that coming.
For real, my kale is the greatest.
You’re so awesome, you kale it every time.
I was going to cook something else, but this kale-d to me.
You’re the kale of my dreams.
No more kale-ties, let’s keep it peaceful.
Don’t kale my burger, I’m enjoying it!
Can’t kale my vibe, I’m in a groove.
Kale-m down and enjoy the ride.
That’s a kale in a million idea!
Endless fun with a kale-palooza of joy.
So good, it’s un-kale-ievable!
Happy as a clam-kale in a new dish.
Kale-riously, I’m impressed.
I kale about you too much to lie.
Kale-ye, hear ye, it’s time for joy.
You kale-d and I came running.
Sweet dreams are made of kale.
Let’s not kale anyone’s vibe here.
A kale-tastrophe of missed opportunities.
Do I kale-t you howsweetyou are often enough?
Love me like kale.
Don’t be so kale-headed.
Kale-a-brate good times!
What a kale-strophic situation!
Leaf it out, we’re friends!
Kale-culate your move!
Can’t leaf me hanging, tell me more!
Just a bit kale-cious about that.
Leaf it up to the experts.
Bring a kale-light to my life.
We’re kale-kindreds at heart.
Kale-ifornia dreamin’.
Our pun game is un-kale-parably good.
Kale of the century!
Let’s have a kale-storming session.
Leaf it to me for a great joke.
Kale-ibrate your greens.
Kaleidoscope of greens in my salad!
Just leaf me be.
A kale-lender full of laughs.
Kale me up before you go-go!
Kale yeah, that’s awesome!
I withstand the kale waves of life.
Leaf it better than you found it.
Let’s get kale-tacular tonight.
Kale it like it is.
You’re kale-ing it!
Create a kale-mic effect!
No kale-outs allowed!
Kale it an achievement.
I’m kale with that plan.
That’s un-kale-lievable!
Kale-t with kindness.
Anytime’s a kale-tastic time.
Kaleidoscope visions with my salad!
This joke is kale-ariously funny!
Catch me on the kale-side.
Leaf your worries behind.
Kale of Duty is to pun around.
Don’t leaf until you try this!
Kale-good, let’s do this.
That’s kale-mendous news!
A kale-idoscope of flavors.
What kale we do next?
Kale the good news!
Don’t kale my vibe!
I’m kale-ways ready for salad!
Kale Caesar, all hail!
You’ve been kale-smacked!
With a smile like that, kale me impressed!