Funny kale puns and jokes

• Lettuce celebrate the greatness of kale!
• What’s up my kale-pal?
• Kale-spiration comes from laughter.
• Time to turnip the kale jokes!
• I don’tcarrotall, I kale more.
• Home is where the kale is.
• Kale yeah, I’m into healthy humor!
• You’re kale-ing me with those laughs.
• You make my heart skip a beet. Oh, wait, that’s kale!
• Kale-ifornia dreaming on such a winter’s day.
• Kale-idoscope of fun and puns.
• You’re the kale to my smoothie.
• Our love is like kale: fresh and green.
• Leaf them laughing. That’s the kale’s mission.
• Kale yeah! Leafy greens are the best.
• Kale-train to deliciousville.
• I’m kale with that decision.
• Spread the kale and pass it on.
• Kale-ing it with these jokes!
• Dressed to kale with this funny business.
• Kale on wheels, fast and furious!
• From kale, with love and laughter.
• Please pass the kale, right away!
• Kale in comparison to other greens, you’re the best!
• Don’t kale my vibe.
• Go big or go kale home.
• Kale to the chief!
• Kale me Ishmael—just kidding!
• Let the chips fall where they kale.
• I’ll kale you maybe?
• I see your true kale-ors shining through.
• Hold my kale, here come the giggles.
• Hang kale-a-minute! More jokes coming up.
• Life’s too short to kale about calories.
• Kale it like it is, no sugarcoat needed.
• Kale-er skis needed for this powder run.
• The kale of the wild, untamed humor!
• I’m just here, watching kale-drops fall.
• A kale walk in the park with these jokes.
• Are you kale-excited? Because I am!
• This is kale-tastrophe, too much fun!
• Kale and hearty, that’s how we roll.
• Kale me softly with your pun.
• Would you like some kale-mari?
• Put on your kale and join the fun.
• May your kale be ever bountiful and hilarious.
• To kale or not to kale, that’s not even a question!
• Kale-dio, the station of veggie humor.
• Kale-lecting smiles is my hobby.
• If at first you don’t succeed, try kale again.

Clever kale puns

• Kale it like it is.
• I’m kale-ways ready for salad!
• Kale yeah, that’s awesome!
• Can’t leaf me hanging, tell me more!
• What kale we do next?
• Kale-t with kindness.
• Leaf it out, we’re friends!
• You’re kale-ing it!
• That’s un-kale-lievable!
• With a smile like that, kale me impressed!
• Anytime’s a kale-tastic time.
• Leaf it up to the experts.
• Leaf it better than you found it.
• Kale of Duty is to pun around.
• Catch me on the kale-side.
• Leaf it to me for a great joke.
• Kaleidoscope of greens in my salad!
• Don’t leaf until you try this!
• Kale-good, let’s do this.
• Just leaf me be.
• Kale-culate your move!
• I withstand the kale waves of life.
• Let’s have a kale-storming session.
• A kale-idoscope of flavors.
• Leaf your worries behind.
• Bring a kale-light to my life.
• No kale-outs allowed!
• Kale me up before you go-go!
• Create a kale-mic effect!
• Kaleidoscope visions with my salad!
• Love me like kale.
• Kale it an achievement.
• Kale Caesar, all hail!
• I’m kale with that plan.
• This joke is kale-ariously funny!
• Don’t be so kale-headed.
• Don’t kale my vibe!
• Kale-ibrate your greens.
• You’ve been kale-smacked!
• What a kale-strophic situation!
• Kale of the century!
• Our pun game is un-kale-parably good.
• Kale-ifornia dreamin’.
• We’re kale-kindreds at heart.
• A kale-lender full of laughs.
• Let’s get kale-tacular tonight.
• Kale-a-brate good times!
• Just a bit kale-cious about that.
• That’s kale-mendous news!
• Kale the good news!

Kale puns one liners

• If there’s a kale, there’s a way!
• Just kale it!
• Timeflieswhen you’re having kale.
• So good, it’s un-kale-ievable!
• Ain’t no mountain high kale-enough.
• Kale the lights, it’s time for dinner.
• Kale-idoscope of flavors in that salad.
• To kale or not to kale, that is the question.
• No more kale-ties, let’s keep it peaceful.
• Magi-kale moments like these are rare.
• Kale-ye, hear ye, it’s time for joy.
• Let’s not kale anyone’s vibe here.
• I’m kale-tivated by your charm.
• What a kaleidoscopic adventure we had!
• Kale-m down and enjoy the ride.
• Kale’s angels are watching over us.
• Let’s kale it a day after a salad like that.
• Do I kale-t you howsweetyou are often enough?
• It’s the kale of the wild.
• Kale yes, I’m excited about this party!
• Kale the shots, don’t hold back!
• Kale-riously, I’m impressed.
• Sweet dreams are made of kale.
• I was going to cook something else, but this kale-d to me.
• A kale-tastrophe of missed opportunities.
• For real, my kale is the greatest.
• Everything’s kale with some laughs included.
• That’s a kale in a million idea!
• Un-kale-ified love for this veggie.
• I’ll kale around and find out what’s happening.
• Without a kale-lebration, life would be boring.
• Enjoy some kale-larious jokes!
• Kale-ma Sutra of cooking greatness.
• This kale-leidoscope sets the scene nicely.
• Kale-ivator broken? Take the stairs instead.
• Endless fun with a kale-palooza of joy.
• Happy as a clam-kale in a new dish.
• Don’t kale my burger, I’m enjoying it!
• You kale-d and I came running.
• No kale, Sherlock, I saw that coming.
• Can’t kale my vibe, I’m in a groove.
• In-kale-culable fun awaits us.
• Ob-kale-acles are just hidden opportunities.
• You’re the kale of my dreams.
• I kale about you too much to lie.
• I kale about it more than you know.
• It’s a kale-mentary fact: you’re amazing.
• Kale good, don’t look back.
• You’re so awesome, you kale it every time.
• Kale-stroy was my favorite subject.