What do you call a mammoth that’s gone crazy? A wooly-nilly!
Why don’t mammoths like to play cards? They’re always afraid of getting tusked!
Why do mammoths never lose an argument? They always tusk their ground!
Why do mammoths make terrible comedians? Their jokes are too old!
Why don’t mammoths use the internet? Because they’re afraid of the wooly web.
Why did the mammoth bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house!
What do mammoths say when they mess up? “I guess I just tusked it up!”
Why did the mammoth start a podcast? To share its wooly thoughts!
Why did the mammoth go to art school? It wanted to learn how to draw the wooly way.
How do mammoths stay warm in winter? They always wear their heavy-duty tusks!
Why was the mammoth always calm? It knew how to tusk and chill.
How did the mammoth win at poker? It had a trunk full of tricks!
How does a mammoth cheer you up? With a trunkload of jokes!
Why did the mammoth fail its driving test? It kept hitting the trunk!
What’s a mammoth’s favorite type of music? Ice rock!
What did one mammoth say to another during a snowstorm? “Snow way we’re getting stuck here!”
What’s a mammoth’s solution to every problem? The tusk-it-or-leave-it approach!
What do you call a mammoth that tells tall tales? A tusk-teller!
Why did the mammoth enroll in a cooking class? To make some tusk-terrific meals!
Why don’t mammoths ever get lost? They always follow their tusk sense!
What’s a mammoth’s favorite game? Trunk-er bell!
Why was the mammoth such a good listener? Because it had wooly big ears!
What do you call a mammoth who gets good grades? An honor tuskudent!
What did the mammoth say to theelephant? “You look wooly familiar!”
Why did the mammoth sit down at the comedy club? It wanted to hear some trunk-tingling jokes.
What’s a mammoth’s favorite social media platform? Tortuga Book!
How do mammoths celebrate their birthdays? With a wooly big cake!
What do you call a mammoth who loves to tell secrets? A wooly whisperer.
Why did the mammoth go to school? To improve its trunk-ucation!
How did the mammoth send a message? By trunk mail!
What do mammoths wear for a night out? Their best wooly attire!
What’s a mammoth’s favorite dessert? Ice cream, but only the “wooly” flavors!
Why do mammoths never play chess? They can’t stand losing their knight!
Why did the mammoth put on a show? It had a wooly great talent!
What do you call a mammoth stuck in traffic? A wooly jam!
How do mammoths count their friends? One, two, lots of tusks!
What do you call a mammoth who’s a great singer? An ear-wooly-pleaser!
How do mammoths celebrate their best friend’s success? With a tusk-tacular party!
What’s a mammoth’s favorite algorithm? The “trunk-le” method!
How does a mammoth lift weights? By using the tusk press!
How does a mammoth greet its friends? With a wooly high five!
What’s a mammoth’s favorite workout? The tusk-and-twist!
Why was the mammoth great at playing hide and seek? Because it was always hiding in plain sight!
How does a mammoth keep its fur looking good? With “wooly” conditioner!
Why did the mammoth join the gym? It wanted to get tusk-er fit!
How do mammoths apologize? They say, “I’m sorry, I didn’t tusk it easily!”
How do mammoths stick to their diets? They always avoid heavy wool.
What’s a mammoth’s favorite movie genre? Ice-olation films.
What do you call a clumsy mammoth? A wooly tumble!
Why are mammoths always invited to parties? They sure know how to break the ice!
You’re looking tusk-tastic today!
You crack me up like a woolly mammoth!
If you stand near a mammoth, you might feel ele-fantastic!
Mammoth tales deserve giant tellings!
If you want to be mammoth-ic, you gotta fight for it!
Don’t go mammoth-ing on me now!
Mammoth up and get ready for a wild ride!
This joke is mammoth; it’s got layers!
How do mammoths keep their cool? They chill with ice!
Mammoth stress? Just let it go; it’s not worth the tusk!
Feeling mighty mammoth today; how ‘bout you?
When a mammoth gives advice, you know it’s solid!
Mammoth problems require giant solutions!
My tusks are bigger than your problems!
Why did the mammoth bring a ladder? To reach the highest ice cream!
I aim to be a mammoth influence in my field!
Mammoth-mania is sweeping the nation!
I tusk you not to take life too seriously!
I’m tusk-ing you to keep it down; I’m trying to think!
Mammoth enthusiasts unite; let’s raise some tusks!
Feeling woolly? Just call me a mammoth of comfort!
I’m on a roll like a mammoth on ice!
Let’s get this tusk started!
Who needs a therapist when you can cuddle a mammoth?
The best team has the mammoth spirit!
This joke is a mammoth with a punchline!
Mammoths know how to keep things cool—ice cold, in fact!
Tusk-tastic times are ahead!
What a mammoth achievement; let’s celebrate with a huge cake!
No tusk touching allowed; it’s a mammoth rule!
It’s snuggle time, so let’s get mammoth cozy!
Have you heard the one about the mammoth party? It was out of this world!
Timeflieswhen you’re having a mammoth-ly good time!
Can you believe these mammoth puns? They’re tusk-worthy!
What’s a mammoth’s favorite type of music? Ice rock!
I’m rolling with my mammoth squad!
I’m mammoth-ly impressed by your puns!
I’m just here to mammoth and roll!
I can see clearly now, the tusks are gone!
Keep calm and get your mammoth on!
Mammoth vibes only, please!
Be careful around that mammoth; it’s a big deal!
Mammoth puns never tusk me off!
Why do mammoths never hide? They’re too big for that!
You mammoth-ing the point; I totally agree!
Let’s tusk this one down together!
Ice to see you, my woolly friend!
I can’t believe it’s not mammoth!
I’m notlion; that’s a woolly mammoth!
It’s mammothly unfair when others don’t appreciate puns.
I can’ttuskit anymore!
Be as fierce as awoollymammoth!
That movie wastusk-tacular!
Get yourtusktogether!
Woollyfierce and fabulous!
Are youwoollykidding me?
Life’s too short, sopawsand appreciate it!
Mammothlove, always.
Tusksand dreams do come true!
Tusksand giggles all around!
I’m awoollycreature of habit.
Mammothexpectations always lead to big surprises!
You’retusk-ing my heart!
Feeling a bitwoollytoday.
Get ready for amammothadventure!
Let’s gettusked up tonight!
It’s afur-ball of fun!
That’s justwoollyabsurd!
Don’t be shy; join themammothparade!
I’m all forwoollyexpressions of joy.
I’m feeling ice cold andwoollycozy.
Woollygreat thoughts come in fur-midable packages.
When in doubt,tuskit out!
Always make time formammoth-sized laughs!
I’melephantin my own room.
That’s amammothachievement!
What awoollyweird day!
You’ve got to betusk-ing me!
Let’s have amammothfeast tonight.
I can’t believe it’swoollygood to see you!
Another day, anotherwoollypun!
Think positive,mammothstyle.
It’s awoollybig deal!
I’mwoollyproud of my heritage!
That idea’s a bithairy, don’t you think?
Woollygood times ahead!
Don’tfurget to laugh!
Let’s raise a glass tomammothadventures!
Furreal! This is hilarious!
I’mtusk-ing you a question.
You’re acting a bitfur-ocious!
This is just toowoollycute!
You’ve got thattusk-y look about you.
I’m going to have amammothof a good time!
That lookswoollynice!
Let’s have awoollyfun night in!
Let’s embrace ourtusk-less side.
Woollythis is exciting!
Woollyimpressed with this view!
That mammoth joke really cracked me up!