What do you get if you cross a mouse with anelephant? Big holes in the wall.
What’s a little mouse’s favorite bedtime story? A mice and men.
Why did the mouse go to the art gallery? It heard the ‘strokes’ were nice.
What did the mouse say when it scurried across a floor full of cheese? “This is agoudaplace!”
What’s a mouse’s favorite sport? Squeak-athalon.
What makes a mouse grumpy in summer? Hot cheese.
What’s a mouse’s favorite superhero? Batman, because of thebatcave.
Why did the mouse bring a suitcase to the airport? It was going on a squeak-end getaway!
How do you make a mouse smile? Cheese it!
Why do mice enjoy labyrinths? They love the mazes.
What’s a mouse’s favorite game? Hide and squeak!
What’s a mouse’s favoritefruit? Cheese-string.
Why don’t mice tell secrets? Because they can’t help but squeak.
Where do mice park their boats? At the hickory dickory dock!
How do mice celebrate their birthdays? With lots of mice-cream and cheese-cake!
What did the cat say to the mouse? “I’m feline hungry!”
What’s a mouse’s favorite Christmas song? “Jingle Cheese.”
What is a mouse’s most important job? Cheese quality control.
Why don’t mice ever get fat? They’re always running around in circles.
Where do mice write down their thoughts? On a cheese board.
Why did the mouse sit on the clock? Because it wanted to be on time!
How do you compliment a mouse? Tell it it’s a “mice” friend!
What do you call a musical mouse? A notes-wort.
What’s a mouse’s favorite movie? Cheese-tory.
Why was the mouse dancing by itself? It was doing the mac-cheese-rena.
Why do mice hate playing basketball? They’re always getting caught in the bounce trap.
What do you call a mouse that likes to dance? A jitterbug.
Why do mice hate going to the doctor? They’re afraid of getting caught in the ‘trap’.
Why did the mouse get a job? It wanted some cheddar.
What do you call a mouse that swears? A cursor!
Why do mice love history? It’s full of old cheddar.
What did the mouse say when it retired? “I’m too old for this cheese.”
Where do mice get their exercise? At the mouse gym, on the wh-eeel.
What is a mouse’s least favorite color? Purrr-ple.
How do you get rid of a mouse? Tell it a scary tail.
What does a mouse wear to the beach? Squeaker suits.
What is a mouse’s favorite social media? Whisker.
What does a mouse use to play golf? A squeaker.
What’s a mouse’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop, of course!
What’s a mouse’s least favorite part of school? The cat-ty comments.
Why was the mouse afraid of swimming? Because it heard there werecat-fishin the water!
Why did the mouse fail its driving test? Because it was caught in a mouse trap.
Why don’t mice understand computers? Because they don’t want to get caught in the mouse trap.
What’s a mouse’s favorite dessert? Mice pudding.
Why did the scientist study mice? They were lab-tested.
What’s a mouse’s favorite breakfast? Cheddar pancakes.
How do you know when a mouse has been to the kitchen? Cheese nibbles everywhere!
Why was the mouse good at science? It had a rodent’s curiosity.
What do you call a rich mouse? A squeek-millionaire.
How do mice communicate? With squeaky clean messages.
Why don’t mice like to shop online? They prefer to visit the squeak and mortar stores.
How does a mouse cook its cheese? On a miniskillet!
What does a mouse do when it’s cold? It huddles under its squeak-blanket.
How do mice celebrate when they move into a new home? They throw a mouse-warming party!
What do you get if you cross a mouse with an elephant? Giant holes in the cheese!
How does a mouse get around the house? With tiny foot-mouse-steps!
What’s a mouse’s favorite form of art? Cheese Carvings.
Why did the mouse cross the kitchen floor? To get to the other slice of cheese.
Why are mice bad at math? They’re always computing the cheese wrong!
What’s a mouse’s favorite sport? Mice hockey.
What sound does a mouse make when telling jokes? Squeak-ter!
What happens when a mouse meets a cheese sculptor? They cut the cheese!
How does a mouse feel after a bath? Squeaky clean!
What do you get when you cross a mouse with aporcupine? Spiky cheese cravings!
What did the mouse say to the cheese at the bar? “You crack me up!”
How does a mouse make sure it gets noticed? It squeaks up!
How do you get a mouse to smile for a photo? Say cheese!
Why do mice never starve? Because they always find something to nibble on.
How does a mouse celebrate its birthday? With a huge cheese cake!
What’s a mouse’s favorite season? Fall, because of all the cheesy holidays!
Why is a mouse never lonely? Because they’re always surrounded by friends in high squeaks.
What’s a mouse’s favorite movie? “The Rodent of Oz.”
Why did the mouse bring a suitcase to school? Because it wanted to be a packrat!
Why did the mouse sit on the clock? It wanted to be on time!
Why did the mouse start a band? It wanted to be a squeak-er star!
What do you call a lazy mouse? A couch squeak-nous!
How do mice keep in touch? They send mouse-mails!
What’s a mouse’s favorite dance? The cheese twist!
What kind of mouse loves to bowl? An alley mouse!
What do you call an adventurous mouse? A mouseketeer!
How does a fashionable mouse dress? In designer cheese clothes!
Why did the mouse sit on top of the bookshelf? It wanted to improve its squeak-pectations!
What game do little mice love to play? Hide and squeak!
Why do mice love horror movies? It gives them a chance to squeak out loud!
Why don’t mice use smartphones? They have trouble clicking the right buttons!
Why did the mouse go to the doctor? For a mousekacheck-up!
What do you call a mouse that can sing really well? A mouse-cal talent!
What’s a mouse’s favoritecandy? Mice-cream!
What’s a mouse’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good beat!
How does a mouse send letters? By e-mouse!
Why are mouse jokes so funny? They’re always a-maze-ing!
Why did the mouse stare at theorangejuicecontainer? Because it said “Concentrate.”
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers!
Why do mice make terrible secret agents? Too many people find their squeak files.
What do you call a mouse that’s always getting lost? A-mouse-ing!
How does a tech-savvy mouse scroll through web pages? With a mousepad!
What do mice read before bed? Squeak-le you later tales!
Why won’t the mouse play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding a mouse!
How do mice greet each other? “Squeak to see you!”
What is a mouse’s least favorite novel? “Of Mice and Men.”
What do you call a mouse that can sing? Justin Bieber!
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower? Squeaky clean!
What’s a mouse’s favorite instrument? A squeak-ulele.
What does a mouse use to get online? A squeak-band connection.
What does a mouse bring on a date? Cheese flowers.
Why was the mouse’s birthday party so much fun? It was a mice-cream social.
What’s a mouse’s favorite state? Minnesqueaka.
How do you spot a smart mouse? It squeaks things through.
What do you call a mouse who can cook? Chef Mickey.
Why do mice love bowling? They get to strike all the cheese.
When a mouse takes a photo, does it say “cheese” or “brie”?
How do mice type? With tiny squeaky keyboards.
Why are mice great musicians? They have squeak-perb rhythm.
How do mice clean their houses? With a little dust squeak.
Why don’t mice ever start fights? They’re too mouseterious!
Why do mice love their smart phones? Because of the mousepad!
What’s a mouse’s favorite flower? Dand-cheese-ons.
What’s a mouse’s favorite sport? Cheese-rolling.
How do mice send their letters? Via e-mouse.
What’s a mouse’s dream job? A squeak-ologist.
Why did the mouse bring a suitcase? It was going on a squeak-cation.
Why did the mouse eat a candle? It wanted a light snack.
How did the mouse feel after its exam? Squeaky clean.
What’s a mouse’s favorite kind of car? A minivan because it’s so roomy!
What did the mouse say to the cheese? “You’re looking sharp!”
What is a mouse’s favorite song? “The mice girls are back in town.”
Where do mice park their boats? At the hickory dickory dock.
How do mice get strong? By doing cheese lifts.
Why did the mouse go to school? To learn its squeaker skills.
Why was the mouse afraid of the computer? It didn’t want to click with the wrong cheese.
Why did the mouse sit on the clock? To be on time.
Why did the mouse run away from the cat? It was feline nervous.
What do you call a mouse that can dance? A jitterbug.
What’s a mouse’s favorite school subject? Squeak-onomics.
What’s a mouse’s favorite Disney movie? “The Aristocats.”
How do you compliment a talented mouse? “You’re squeak-tacular!”
What’s a mouse’s favorite season? Cheese-mas!
How do you apologize to a mouse? Say “I’ll squeak to you later.”
What’s a mouse’s least favorite weather? When it’s raining cats and dogs!
What’s a mouse’s favorite book? Of Mice and Men.
Why did the mouse like camping? It loved the squeak-quiet nights.
What do you call a rich mouse? Mouseketeer.
Why did the mouse cross the road? To get to the cheesery.
Why don’t mice work in offices? They prefer squeaky clean homes.
What’s a mouse’s favorite game? Hide and squeak.
What does a fitness mouse do? Squeak-ups.
How do mice celebrate birthdays? With squeak-cakes and cheese slices.
How do cool mice greet each other? “S’up, squeaker!”
Why are mice bad at sports? Cheese rolling is more their speed.
How did the mouse fix its house? With squeaky tools.