How does a mouse make sure it gets noticed? It squeaks up!
Why did the mouse start a band? It wanted to be a squeak-er star!
What’s a mouse’s favorite dance? The cheese twist!
How does a mouse get around the house? With tiny foot-mouse-steps!
What do you get when you cross a mouse with aporcupine? Spiky cheese cravings!
What’s a mouse’s favorite sport? Mice hockey.
What’s a mouse’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good beat!
What do you call a lazy mouse? A couch squeak-nous!
Why don’t mice like to shop online? They prefer to visit the squeak and mortar stores.
How does a mouse cook its cheese? On a miniskillet!
What do mice read before bed? Squeak-le you later tales!
What do you call a mouse that can sing really well? A mouse-cal talent!
How does a tech-savvy mouse scroll through web pages? With a mousepad!
Why do mice make terrible secret agents? Too many people find their squeak files.
What do you call an adventurous mouse? A mouseketeer!
Why don’t mice use smartphones? They have trouble clicking the right buttons!
Why are mouse jokes so funny? They’re always a-maze-ing!
How does a mouse send letters? By e-mouse!
Why did the mouse sit on the clock? It wanted to be on time!
Why do mice love horror movies? It gives them a chance to squeak out loud!
Why did the mouse go to the doctor? For a mousekacheck-up!
Why did the mouse sit on top of the bookshelf? It wanted to improve its squeak-pectations!
How does a mouse feel after a bath? Squeaky clean!
Why do mice never starve? Because they always find something to nibble on.
What’s a mouse’s favorite season? Fall, because of all the cheesy holidays!
What’s a mouse’s favorite movie? “The Rodent of Oz.”
How do mice greet each other? “Squeak to see you!”
What do you get if you cross a mouse with an elephant? Giant holes in the cheese!
What happens when a mouse meets a cheese sculptor? They cut the cheese!
Why did the mouse cross the kitchen floor? To get to the other slice of cheese.
How does a mouse celebrate its birthday? With a huge cheese cake!
How do you get a mouse to smile for a photo? Say cheese!
What do you call a mouse that’s always getting lost? A-mouse-ing!
Why are mice bad at math? They’re always computing the cheese wrong!
What did the mouse say to the cheese at the bar? “You crack me up!”
What’s a mouse’s favoritecandy? Mice-cream!
What is a mouse’s least favorite novel? “Of Mice and Men.”
What does a mouse do when it’s cold? It huddles under its squeak-blanket.
Why won’t the mouse play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding a mouse!
How do mice celebrate when they move into a new home? They throw a mouse-warming party!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers!
What’s a mouse’s favorite form of art? Cheese Carvings.
What sound does a mouse make when telling jokes? Squeak-ter!
Why did the mouse stare at theorangejuicecontainer? Because it said “Concentrate.”
What game do little mice love to play? Hide and squeak!
How do mice keep in touch? They send mouse-mails!
What kind of mouse loves to bowl? An alley mouse!
Why did the mouse bring a suitcase to school? Because it wanted to be a packrat!
Why is a mouse never lonely? Because they’re always surrounded by friends in high squeaks.
How does a fashionable mouse dress? In designer cheese clothes!
What’s a mouse’s favorite Christmas song? “Jingle Cheese.”
What do you get if you cross a mouse with anelephant? Big holes in the wall.
Why do mice love history? It’s full of old cheddar.
Why don’t mice ever get fat? They’re always running around in circles.
Why do mice enjoy labyrinths? They love the mazes.
What do you call a mouse that likes to dance? A jitterbug.
What makes a mouse grumpy in summer? Hot cheese.
What’s a mouse’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop, of course!
What’s a mouse’s favorite sport? Squeak-athalon.
What did the mouse say when it retired? “I’m too old for this cheese.”
How do you know when a mouse has been to the kitchen? Cheese nibbles everywhere!
What’s a mouse’s favoritefruit? Cheese-string.
Why don’t mice understand computers? Because they don’t want to get caught in the mouse trap.
Why was the mouse afraid of swimming? Because it heard there werecat-fishin the water!
Why do mice hate going to the doctor? They’re afraid of getting caught in the ‘trap’.
What did the mouse say when it scurried across a floor full of cheese? “This is agoudaplace!”
How do you get rid of a mouse? Tell it a scary tail.
How do you compliment a mouse? Tell it it’s a “mice” friend!
What’s a mouse’s favorite game? Hide and squeak!
How do mice communicate? With squeaky clean messages.
What is a mouse’s most important job? Cheese quality control.
Where do mice write down their thoughts? On a cheese board.
What do you call a rich mouse? A squeek-millionaire.
Why was the mouse good at science? It had a rodent’s curiosity.
Why did the mouse fail its driving test? Because it was caught in a mouse trap.
How do mice celebrate their birthdays? With lots of mice-cream and cheese-cake!
Why did the mouse sit on the clock? Because it wanted to be on time!
What’s a mouse’s favorite superhero? Batman, because of thebatcave.
Why was the mouse dancing by itself? It was doing the mac-cheese-rena.
What do you call a mouse that swears? A cursor!
What’s a mouse’s favorite breakfast? Cheddar pancakes.
Where do mice park their boats? At the hickory dickory dock!
What’s a mouse’s favorite movie? Cheese-tory.
Where do mice get their exercise? At the mouse gym, on the wh-eeel.
Why do mice hate playing basketball? They’re always getting caught in the bounce trap.
What’s a little mouse’s favorite bedtime story? A mice and men.
Why don’t mice tell secrets? Because they can’t help but squeak.
Why did the scientist study mice? They were lab-tested.
Why did the mouse get a job? It wanted some cheddar.
Why did the mouse go to the art gallery? It heard the ‘strokes’ were nice.
What does a mouse use to play golf? A squeaker.
What’s a mouse’s favorite dessert? Mice pudding.
How do you make a mouse smile? Cheese it!
What’s a mouse’s least favorite part of school? The cat-ty comments.
What does a mouse wear to the beach? Squeaker suits.
Why did the mouse bring a suitcase to the airport? It was going on a squeak-end getaway!
What is a mouse’s least favorite color? Purrr-ple.
What is a mouse’s favorite social media? Whisker.
What did the cat say to the mouse? “I’m feline hungry!”
What do you call a musical mouse? A notes-wort.
What’s a mouse’s favorite kind of car? A minivan because it’s so roomy!
Why did the mouse go to school? To learn its squeaker skills.
Why did the mouse sit on the clock? To be on time.
Why was the mouse afraid of the computer? It didn’t want to click with the wrong cheese.
Why don’t mice work in offices? They prefer squeaky clean homes.
What does a mouse use to get online? A squeak-band connection.
What’s a mouse’s favorite instrument? A squeak-ulele.
How do you spot a smart mouse? It squeaks things through.
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower? Squeaky clean!
What’s a mouse’s least favorite weather? When it’s raining cats and dogs!
What’s a mouse’s favorite season? Cheese-mas!
How do mice get strong? By doing cheese lifts.
What’s a mouse’s favorite Disney movie? “The Aristocats.”
When a mouse takes a photo, does it say “cheese” or “brie”?
Why was the mouse’s birthday party so much fun? It was a mice-cream social.
What did the mouse say to the cheese? “You’re looking sharp!”
Why do mice love bowling? They get to strike all the cheese.
How did the mouse fix its house? With squeaky tools.
What does a mouse bring on a date? Cheese flowers.
What’s a mouse’s favorite game? Hide and squeak.
Why did the mouse run away from the cat? It was feline nervous.
How did the mouse feel after its exam? Squeaky clean.
What’s a mouse’s favorite state? Minnesqueaka.
What’s a mouse’s dream job? A squeak-ologist.
Why do mice love their smart phones? Because of the mousepad!
What’s a mouse’s favorite book? Of Mice and Men.
How do mice type? With tiny squeaky keyboards.
What do you call a mouse who can cook? Chef Mickey.
What’s a mouse’s favorite flower? Dand-cheese-ons.
Why did the mouse eat a candle? It wanted a light snack.
How do you apologize to a mouse? Say “I’ll squeak to you later.”
How do you compliment a talented mouse? “You’re squeak-tacular!”
Where do mice park their boats? At the hickory dickory dock.
What do you call a mouse that can sing? Justin Bieber!
Why are mice great musicians? They have squeak-perb rhythm.
What is a mouse’s favorite song? “The mice girls are back in town.”
What do you call a rich mouse? Mouseketeer.
Why did the mouse cross the road? To get to the cheesery.
What do you call a mouse that can dance? A jitterbug.
How do mice clean their houses? With a little dust squeak.
What’s a mouse’s favorite school subject? Squeak-onomics.
Why did the mouse bring a suitcase? It was going on a squeak-cation.
How do cool mice greet each other? “S’up, squeaker!”
How do mice send their letters? Via e-mouse.
What does a fitness mouse do? Squeak-ups.
Why don’t mice ever start fights? They’re too mouseterious!
Why are mice bad at sports? Cheese rolling is more their speed.
How do mice celebrate birthdays? With squeak-cakes and cheese slices.
What’s a mouse’s favorite sport? Cheese-rolling.
Why did the mouse like camping? It loved the squeak-quiet nights.