150 Mouse Puns
Cute mouse puns
What did the mouse say to the cheese? “You’re looking sharp!”
Why was the mouse afraid of the computer? It didn’t want to click with the wrong cheese.
How do mice type? With tiny squeaky keyboards.
Why was the mouse’s birthday party so much fun? It was a mice-cream social.
Why did the mouse eat a candle? It wanted a light snack.
What is a mouse’s favorite song? “The mice girls are back in town.”
What’s a mouse’s favorite flower? Dand-cheese-ons.
Why are mice bad at sports? Cheese rolling is more their speed.
Why did the mouse go to school? To learn its squeaker skills.
How did the mouse fix its house? With squeaky tools.
How do mice celebrate birthdays? With squeak-cakes and cheese slices.
When a mouse takes a photo, does it say “cheese” or “brie”?
What’s a mouse’s favorite season? Cheese-mas!
Why are mice great musicians? They have squeak-perb rhythm.
What does a mouse use to get online? A squeak-band connection.
Why did the mouse bring a suitcase? It was going on a squeak-cation.
How do you spot a smart mouse? It squeaks things through.
Why did the mouse cross the road? To get to the cheesery.
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower? Squeaky clean!
What’s a mouse’s dream job? A squeak-ologist.
How do mice clean their houses? With a little dust squeak.
Why do mice love their smart phones? Because of the mousepad!
What’s a mouse’s least favorite weather? When it’s raining cats and dogs!
What’s a mouse’s favorite state? Minnesqueaka.
How do cool mice greet each other? “S’up, squeaker!”
What’s a mouse’s favorite game? Hide and squeak.
What’s a mouse’s favorite instrument? A squeak-ulele.
What’s a mouse’s favorite book? Of Mice and Men.
What do you call a mouse that can dance? A jitterbug.
Where do mice park their boats? At the hickory dickory dock.
What do you call a rich mouse? Mouseketeer.
What’s a mouse’s favorite school subject? Squeak-onomics.
Why don’t mice work in offices? They prefer squeaky clean homes.
What does a fitness mouse do? Squeak-ups.
Why did the mouse sit on the clock? To be on time.
Why don’t mice ever start fights? They’re too mouseterious!
Why did the mouse run away from the cat? It was feline nervous.
Why did the mouse like camping? It loved the squeak-quiet nights.
How did the mouse feel after its exam? Squeaky clean.
Why do mice love bowling? They get to strike all the cheese.
How do mice send their letters? Via e-mouse.
What’s a mouse’s favorite kind of car? A minivan because it’s so roomy!
What do you call a mouse who can cook? Chef Mickey.
How do you apologize to a mouse? Say “I’ll squeak to you later.”
How do you compliment a talented mouse? “You’re squeak-tacular!”
What’s a mouse’s favorite Disney movie? “The Aristocats.”
How do mice get strong? By doing cheese lifts.
What do you call a mouse that can sing? Justin Bieber!
What’s a mouse’s favorite sport? Cheese-rolling.
What does a mouse bring on a date? Cheese flowers.
Mouse pun one-liners
Why did the mouse sit on top of the bookshelf? It wanted to improve its squeak-pectations!
What did the mouse say to the cheese at the bar? “You crack me up!”
What does a mouse do when it’s cold? It huddles under its squeak-blanket.
How does a fashionable mouse dress? In designer cheese clothes!
What’s a mouse’s favorite dance? The cheese twist!
Why did the mouse start a band? It wanted to be a squeak-er star!
What do you call an adventurous mouse? A mouseketeer!
Why did the mouse cross the kitchen floor? To get to the other slice of cheese.
How do mice celebrate when they move into a new home? They throw a mouse-warming party!
How does a tech-savvy mouse scroll through web pages? With a mousepad!
Why don’t mice like to shop online? They prefer to visit the squeak and mortar stores.
How do you get a mouse to smile for a photo? Say cheese!
Why do mice love horror movies? It gives them a chance to squeak out loud!
What kind of mouse loves to bowl? An alley mouse!
How does a mouse make sure it gets noticed? It squeaks up!
What’s a mouse’s favorite movie? “The Rodent of Oz.”
What do you call a mouse that’s always getting lost? A-mouse-ing!
Why is a mouse never lonely? Because they’re always surrounded by friends in high squeaks.
How does a mouse feel after a bath? Squeaky clean!
Why did the mouse go to the doctor? For a mousekacheck-up!
Why are mouse jokes so funny? They’re always a-maze-ing!
How does a mouse cook its cheese? On a miniskillet!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers!
What game do little mice love to play? Hide and squeak!
Why do mice make terrible secret agents? Too many people find their squeak files.
What’s a mouse’s favorite form of art? Cheese Carvings.
Why did the mouse bring a suitcase to school? Because it wanted to be a packrat!
Why are mice bad at math? They’re always computing the cheese wrong!
What happens when a mouse meets a cheese sculptor? They cut the cheese!
Why don’t mice use smartphones? They have trouble clicking the right buttons!
How does a mouse send letters? By e-mouse!
What’s a mouse’s favoritecandy? Mice-cream!
What’s a mouse’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good beat!
What sound does a mouse make when telling jokes? Squeak-ter!
What’s a mouse’s favorite sport? Mice hockey.
What do you get when you cross a mouse with aporcupine? Spiky cheese cravings!
Why won’t the mouse play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding a mouse!
Why did the mouse sit on the clock? It wanted to be on time!
What do you call a lazy mouse? A couch squeak-nous!
How do mice greet each other? “Squeak to see you!”
What do mice read before bed? Squeak-le you later tales!
Why did the mouse stare at theorangejuicecontainer? Because it said “Concentrate.”
How does a mouse get around the house? With tiny foot-mouse-steps!
What do you get if you cross a mouse with an elephant? Giant holes in the cheese!
Why do mice never starve? Because they always find something to nibble on.
What’s a mouse’s favorite season? Fall, because of all the cheesy holidays!
How does a mouse celebrate its birthday? With a huge cheese cake!
What do you call a mouse that can sing really well? A mouse-cal talent!
How do mice keep in touch? They send mouse-mails!
What is a mouse’s least favorite novel? “Of Mice and Men.”
Funny mouse puns and jokes
What’s a little mouse’s favorite bedtime story? A mice and men.
What’s a mouse’s favorite superhero? Batman, because of thebatcave.
Why do mice enjoy labyrinths? They love the mazes.
Where do mice park their boats? At the hickory dickory dock!
Why did the mouse go to the art gallery? It heard the ‘strokes’ were nice.
Why did the mouse bring a suitcase to the airport? It was going on a squeak-end getaway!
What makes a mouse grumpy in summer? Hot cheese.
What did the cat say to the mouse? “I’m feline hungry!”
What do you call a mouse that likes to dance? A jitterbug.
How do mice communicate? With squeaky clean messages.
Why do mice love history? It’s full of old cheddar.
Why do mice hate playing basketball? They’re always getting caught in the bounce trap.
Why don’t mice understand computers? Because they don’t want to get caught in the mouse trap.
Why was the mouse afraid of swimming? Because it heard there werecat-fishin the water!
How do you get rid of a mouse? Tell it a scary tail.
Why don’t mice tell secrets? Because they can’t help but squeak.
What do you call a musical mouse? A notes-wort.
What did the mouse say when it retired? “I’m too old for this cheese.”
Why did the mouse fail its driving test? Because it was caught in a mouse trap.
Why did the mouse sit on the clock? Because it wanted to be on time!
What does a mouse wear to the beach? Squeaker suits.
What do you get if you cross a mouse with anelephant? Big holes in the wall.
What’s a mouse’s favorite game? Hide and squeak!
What’s a mouse’s favorite sport? Squeak-athalon.
What’s a mouse’s favoritefruit? Cheese-string.
Where do mice write down their thoughts? On a cheese board.
What is a mouse’s favorite social media? Whisker.
How do you know when a mouse has been to the kitchen? Cheese nibbles everywhere!
How do you make a mouse smile? Cheese it!
Why was the mouse good at science? It had a rodent’s curiosity.
Where do mice get their exercise? At the mouse gym, on the wh-eeel.
What’s a mouse’s favorite dessert? Mice pudding.
Why do mice hate going to the doctor? They’re afraid of getting caught in the ‘trap’.
What do you call a mouse that swears? A cursor!
How do mice celebrate their birthdays? With lots of mice-cream and cheese-cake!
Why don’t mice ever get fat? They’re always running around in circles.
Why did the mouse get a job? It wanted some cheddar.
What do you call a rich mouse? A squeek-millionaire.
What does a mouse use to play golf? A squeaker.
What’s a mouse’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop, of course!
How do you compliment a mouse? Tell it it’s a “mice” friend!
What’s a mouse’s favorite movie? Cheese-tory.
Why did the scientist study mice? They were lab-tested.
Why was the mouse dancing by itself? It was doing the mac-cheese-rena.
What’s a mouse’s favorite breakfast? Cheddar pancakes.
What is a mouse’s least favorite color? Purrr-ple.
What is a mouse’s most important job? Cheese quality control.
What did the mouse say when it scurried across a floor full of cheese? “This is agoudaplace!”
What’s a mouse’s least favorite part of school? The cat-ty comments.
What’s a mouse’s favorite Christmas song? “Jingle Cheese.”
