“Oil you need is love… and a frying pan.”
“Olive my love for you can’t be contained in one bottle.”
“Olive our dreams involve a bottle of liquid gold.”
“He who hesitates is olive oil.”
“Making everything taste oil-right.”
“Let’s olive in peace and spread joy.”
“This olive branch comes with a side of laughs.”
“This friendship is so strong; it’s oil and water mixed.”
“Stay calm and keep olive oiling.”
“I’ve got oil of faith in you!”
“A world without olive oil is unthinkably dry.”
“Why stress when you can dress your salad with olive oil?”
“Joining the olive oil appreciation society!”
“You’re spicing up my life more than hot olive oil!”
“Our bond is pressed into the annals of olive oil history.”
“That’s a wrap: olive oil steals the show!”
“Oregano to meet olive oil, my friend.”
“I’ve really must-ard the courage to tell you I love olive oil.”
“Olive you can’t compare to anyone else.”
“Press on, like olives for oil.”
“Anoint yourself with success using olive oil.”
“Let’s toast to olive oil, the unsung hero of kitchens!”
“Don’t be extra virgin; try new things!”
“Olive oil always brings extra flavor to any relationship.”
“In olive’s arms, you find your true comfort.”
“This is the olive oil era!”
“I’ve always had a soft spot for olive oil.”
“Olive oil can slick away any frown.”
“Can I butter you up with some olive oil compliments?”
“Olive oil is the grease that turns the wheel of life.”
“Putting the fun back in extra virgin!”
“Palm oil can’t hold a candle to the might of olive oil.”
“Beefing up the party with olive oil.”
“You’re so smooth, you’re practically olive oil.”
“You can count on olive oil to get things cooking!”
“I’m not gonna lie, olive you more than bread.”
“We’ve got that olive oil symmetry.”
“Your presence is just like olive oil: it makes everything better.”
“Adding olive oil to a situation makes everything slicker!”
“Let’s take a moment to grease the situation.”
“This oil family sticks together.”
“If you’re ever down, just remember: olive my puns are for you.”
“No need to wine when olive oil’s on the table.”
“Feeling pressed? Olive oil has your back.”
“You’re the zest to my lemon olive oil!”
“You never oil alone when you have olive oil.”
“Yield to the power of extra virgin!”
“Let’s em-OIL-fy this moment.”
“When life gives youlemons, make lemon-infused olive oil.”
“Olive oil stands tall, even when the chips are down.”
Olive you ‘cause you’re hawt like oil.
Olive oil in large doses adds a golden touch.
Olive you means EVOO lot to me.
I’m pretty sure olive oil shops were first in Greece because “they always get the best press.”
I’ve been cooking with olive oil so long, I call it my EVOO(cation).
I tried to fry some oil, but olive that was a mess.
Youbutternot underestimate olive oil; it’s the toast of the kitchen.
I feel pressed to make more oil puns.
Cook with olive oil, you’ll spice up the pan-demonium.
I’m involved in olive oil—it’s a slippery slope.
Olive oil showed up at the party— it was the life of the pesto.
I once asked olive oil to greece the wheels for me.
Crushed olives are just extra virgin olive you.
Olive oils are great listeners—they always emulsi-phyyyy with you.
Somebody called me olive oil, so I decided to roll with it.
EVOO and I, we whisk away life’s yolks together.
Olive oil doesn’t just get the party started – it EVOOlves it!
I’d tell you my favorite olive oil joke, but it’s a little refined.
I asked which oil to use, and they said, “Olive, duh!”
Olive oil sets my heart a-simmer.
I couldn’t resist the pun—I’m in olive with you.
Stirring the pot with olive oil, one pun at a thyme.
Can olive oil solve world problems? No, but it’s a great spread.
That salad dressing was a-game of EVOOlution.
Olive oil: it’s o-live and kicking!
Olive oil, you complete me—a true blendship.
Let’s remain kalamata-rades.
I told my friend about olive oil; they said, “Don’t bottle up your feelings.”
I hate to stir things up, but pass the olive oil.
Olive oil knows when it’s getting roasted.
Olive oil: spin it right enough and you get Tzatziki.
This is how I roll—smooth as olive oil.
Let’s keep the romance light—I’m olive with no place to go.
That olive oil must really think its version of “EVOO-niverse” is better.
Cooking’s better with a heavy pour of olive you.
Olive oil lovers always keep it bottle’d up.
Sometimes I feel a little salty: I must be seasoned.
Cooking with olive oil adds friendship—ask the salad.
I’m really pressed for time, said the olive.
I just wanted a bit more room to spread my olive love.
Can I olive at your place? Only if you EVOO-proof it.
Olive oil has no chill—it’s always press-ing.
I can’t look at olive oil without feeling a little extra virgin.
“EVOOlution” is the key to balancing fast humor with slow cooking.
I’ve successfully olive my dreams of puns.
I sprinkle a tablespoon of humor in my olive oil.
I told my secrets to olive oil; it keeps them cap-sulated.
Olive oil always adds a little zest to my life.
My oil joke fell flat—olive a second to refine it.
I’ve come to a point—I live in an olive oil drum.
Lend me an olive branch, won’t you?
Feeling vine today!
My humor’s slicker than olive oil.
Olive this conversation to the core.
Rack your brains, not your olives.
I’m pining for some pine-oil colada.
I go the olive mile for good puns.
I’ve got a crush on olives.
Just to grease you up, here’s a joke.
Let’s make it extra virgin tonight.
A little press is good, extra is better.
Can we have an oil-some time?
Olive it or leave it.
I’m just here for the oil-ment.
You’re the oil in my lamp.
These jokes? A gift of the oil-gods.
When I laugh, it’s in olive-notes.
Come olive-r with me.
Take a leaf from my oil book.
I didn’t mean to be over-dressy, it’s just my olive drab shirt.
Feeling a little pressed for time today.
Oil spill the beans if you ask nicely.
Keep calm and olive on.
It’s a barrel of laughs!
Why olive puns? Because they’re un-beerable.
Press onward with gusto!
Don’t get too fried with your opinions.
You oil be ashamed of yourself!
Don’t press me too much, I might just spill it.
I’ve hit rock olive-bottom.
Olive with all my heart.
My love for olive oil? Un-corked.
Koroneiki, I can’t stop laughing!
My ideas are in full-flavored bloom.
This pun is top-notch, press it and true!
Let’s savor the olea-ve of today.
Making olive life grand.
I can spin this like a bottle of olive oil.
Great taste runs in the olive genes.
Lubricate your wit with some puns.
I can’t believe it, we’re in olive together.
I’m not oil hot air.
I’m out of ideas, oil be back.
See the olive tinge in my jokes?
A fine press is hard to refute.
Just oil the wheels and we’re good.
Olive this for the taste.
Olive you so much, it hurts.
Olive this idea!
Why tosssaladwhen oil can make it better?