Feeling vine today!
My love for olive oil? Un-corked.
See the olive tinge in my jokes?
Olive with all my heart.
I didn’t mean to be over-dressy, it’s just my olive drab shirt.
Can we have an oil-some time?
Olive you so much, it hurts.
Let’s make it extra virgin tonight.
Lend me an olive branch, won’t you?
Just to grease you up, here’s a joke.
Press onward with gusto!
I’m out of ideas, oil be back.
Oil spill the beans if you ask nicely.
Don’t get too fried with your opinions.
Why olive puns? Because they’re un-beerable.
Olive this conversation to the core.
A fine press is hard to refute.
Olive this idea!
I’ve got a crush on olives.
Olive this for the taste.
This pun is top-notch, press it and true!
I can’t believe it, we’re in olive together.
Lubricate your wit with some puns.
Olive it or leave it.
I can spin this like a bottle of olive oil.
Take a leaf from my oil book.
Come olive-r with me.
Let’s savor the olea-ve of today.
These jokes? A gift of the oil-gods.
Feeling a little pressed for time today.
It’s a barrel of laughs!
My humor’s slicker than olive oil.
You’re the oil in my lamp.
I go the olive mile for good puns.
I’m pining for some pine-oil colada.
My ideas are in full-flavored bloom.
Keep calm and olive on.
You oil be ashamed of yourself!
I’m just here for the oil-ment.
I’m not oil hot air.
Great taste runs in the olive genes.
Koroneiki, I can’t stop laughing!
Rack your brains, not your olives.
Making olive life grand.
Just oil the wheels and we’re good.
Don’t press me too much, I might just spill it.
I’ve hit rock olive-bottom.
When I laugh, it’s in olive-notes.
Why tosssaladwhen oil can make it better?
A little press is good, extra is better.
Let’s remain kalamata-rades.
“EVOOlution” is the key to balancing fast humor with slow cooking.
Let’s keep the romance light—I’m olive with no place to go.
I sprinkle a tablespoon of humor in my olive oil.
Olive oil: it’s o-live and kicking!
That salad dressing was a-game of EVOOlution.
I’m involved in olive oil—it’s a slippery slope.
Youbutternot underestimate olive oil; it’s the toast of the kitchen.
I’d tell you my favorite olive oil joke, but it’s a little refined.
Olive oil, you complete me—a true blendship.
Olive you ‘cause you’re hawt like oil.
Can I olive at your place? Only if you EVOO-proof it.
Crushed olives are just extra virgin olive you.
I asked which oil to use, and they said, “Olive, duh!”
I’m really pressed for time, said the olive.
Can olive oil solve world problems? No, but it’s a great spread.
I’ve successfully olive my dreams of puns.
Olive oil sets my heart a-simmer.
I tried to fry some oil, but olive that was a mess.
I told my friend about olive oil; they said, “Don’t bottle up your feelings.”
I told my secrets to olive oil; it keeps them cap-sulated.
Olive you means EVOO lot to me.
That olive oil must really think its version of “EVOO-niverse” is better.
My oil joke fell flat—olive a second to refine it.
I hate to stir things up, but pass the olive oil.
Olive oil knows when it’s getting roasted.
Olive oil: spin it right enough and you get Tzatziki.
I can’t look at olive oil without feeling a little extra virgin.
Stirring the pot with olive oil, one pun at a thyme.
Olive oil has no chill—it’s always press-ing.
Olive oil showed up at the party— it was the life of the pesto.
Cook with olive oil, you’ll spice up the pan-demonium.
I’ve come to a point—I live in an olive oil drum.
Olive oils are great listeners—they always emulsi-phyyyy with you.
Cooking with olive oil adds friendship—ask the salad.
Sometimes I feel a little salty: I must be seasoned.
Olive oil always adds a little zest to my life.
Olive oil doesn’t just get the party started – it EVOOlves it!
EVOO and I, we whisk away life’s yolks together.
Somebody called me olive oil, so I decided to roll with it.
I couldn’t resist the pun—I’m in olive with you.
I once asked olive oil to greece the wheels for me.
This is how I roll—smooth as olive oil.
I just wanted a bit more room to spread my olive love.
I’ve been cooking with olive oil so long, I call it my EVOO(cation).
Olive oil lovers always keep it bottle’d up.
I’m pretty sure olive oil shops were first in Greece because “they always get the best press.”
I feel pressed to make more oil puns.
Cooking’s better with a heavy pour of olive you.
Olive oil in large doses adds a golden touch.
“Why stress when you can dress your salad with olive oil?”
“Olive our dreams involve a bottle of liquid gold.”
“I’m not gonna lie, olive you more than bread.”
“Let’s em-OIL-fy this moment.”
“You’re spicing up my life more than hot olive oil!”
“You never oil alone when you have olive oil.”
“Let’s toast to olive oil, the unsung hero of kitchens!”
“I’ve got oil of faith in you!”
“You’re the zest to my lemon olive oil!”
“This oil family sticks together.”
“Yield to the power of extra virgin!”
“Your presence is just like olive oil: it makes everything better.”
“A world without olive oil is unthinkably dry.”
“He who hesitates is olive oil.”
“Don’t be extra virgin; try new things!”
“Olive oil is the grease that turns the wheel of life.”
“Oil you need is love… and a frying pan.”
“Stay calm and keep olive oiling.”
“This friendship is so strong; it’s oil and water mixed.”
“This olive branch comes with a side of laughs.”
“Anoint yourself with success using olive oil.”
“Making everything taste oil-right.”
“Olive you can’t compare to anyone else.”
“I’ve really must-ard the courage to tell you I love olive oil.”
“Olive oil stands tall, even when the chips are down.”
“Olive my love for you can’t be contained in one bottle.”
“Let’s take a moment to grease the situation.”
“You can count on olive oil to get things cooking!”
“In olive’s arms, you find your true comfort.”
“Putting the fun back in extra virgin!”
“I’ve always had a soft spot for olive oil.”
“Joining the olive oil appreciation society!”
“Olive oil can slick away any frown.”
“When life gives youlemons, make lemon-infused olive oil.”
“Can I butter you up with some olive oil compliments?”
“Oregano to meet olive oil, my friend.”
“Feeling pressed? Olive oil has your back.”
“You’re so smooth, you’re practically olive oil.”
“We’ve got that olive oil symmetry.”
“Adding olive oil to a situation makes everything slicker!”
“Press on, like olives for oil.”
“Let’s olive in peace and spread joy.”
“If you’re ever down, just remember: olive my puns are for you.”
“This is the olive oil era!”
“Our bond is pressed into the annals of olive oil history.”
“Olive oil always brings extra flavor to any relationship.”
“Beefing up the party with olive oil.”
“Palm oil can’t hold a candle to the might of olive oil.”
“That’s a wrap: olive oil steals the show!”
“No need to wine when olive oil’s on the table.”