Why didn’t the orc join the band? He couldn’t find his “orc-strument!”
What did the orc say to his friend at the bar? “Let’s have an orc-ward toast!”
What’s an orc’s favorite music genre? “Orc and roll!”
What did the orc farmer say? “I’m really into orc-ulture!”
What do you call an orc with a top hat? A “sophist-orc-ated” gentleman!
What’s an orc’s favorite pizza topping? “Orc-roni andcheese!”
What kind of shoes do orcs wear? “Orchids!”
What did the orc say at the bank? “I’m here to make a hefty “orc-ount”!”
Why do orcs hate cold weather? It makes them feel “orc-tober.”
Why did the orc break up with his girlfriend? She was too “orc-head” for him!
Why did the orc bring a ladder? To reach new heights in orc-ology!
What’s an orc’s favorite dessert? “Orc-ream cake!”
How do orcs stay positive? They always look on the bright side of the “orc-shine!”
Why don’t orcs ever get lost? They always follow their orc-sense!
How do orcs tell time? With an “orc-lok”!
How do orcs stay in shape? They do “orc-ercise!”
How do you make an orc laugh? Tell them a “punch-orc” line!
Why are orcs great at math? They always know how to “orc-multiply!”
What do you call an orc that tells the best stories? An “orc-scriber!”
How do orcs like their steaks? “Orc-some” and well done!
What do orcs use to cook? An “orc-ole”!
What’s an orc’s favoritecandy? “Taffy orc-ament!”
How did the orc fix his broken chair? With a little “orc-ouragement!”
Why was the orc bad at poker? Because he couldn’t “orc-omprehend” bluffing!
Why do orcs love gardening? Because it brings them closer to their inner “orc-tist!”
I’m in a bit of an orc-clusion
It’s a magical orc-asion
Orc-some friends
That’s a real orc-ward situation
That’s a real orc-nundrum
Just orc-ing around
I’m totally orc-ard about this
You’re looking orc-mazing today
I’m orc-dering pizza for dinner
Orc-tober is the best month
Let’s go on an orc-venture
I’ll take a sharp orc when I’m feeling dull
You’ve got an orc-tastic sense of humor
Can’t spell orc without “You’re awesome”
No orcumentary can tell this story
Time to orc-up and face the music
It’s an orc-bration!
Life’s too short to be orc-bored
Don’t get orc-cused of wrongdoings
Don’t be orc-entric
Why did the orc join the band? He wanted to “orc-stra” the show.
What’s an orc’s favorite dessert? “Orc-key” pie!
Why doorcsmake terrible secret agents? They always “orc” their covers!
What’s an orc’s favorite type of music? “Heavy orc metal.”
How do orcs communicate? Through “orc”-al traditions.
What did the orc say at the comedy club? “Let’s hear some ‘orc-tastic’ jokes!”
How do orcs stay in shape? They get plenty of “orc-ercise.”
What’s an orc’s favorite board game? “Monorcnopoly!”
What do you call an orc who can play the piano? An “orchestrator.”
Why do orcs make great friends? They’re always “orc-ward”ly supportive.
What did the orc say about their performance? “I gave it my orc-best!”
How do orcs resolve disputes? A good old “orc-off!”
Why did the orc become a gardener? They had a “green orc” thumb!
What’s an orc’s favorite horror movie? “The Silence of the Orcs.”
Why are orc parties the best? They’re full of “orc” and fun!
Why do orcs love camping? They enjoy “orc-ward” silence under the stars.
What’s an orc’s favoritepizzatopping? “Orc-roni”!
What’s an orc’s favorite movie genre? “Orc-tion films.”
What do orcs do for relaxation? They enjoy an evening at the “orc-arium.”
What do orcs use for writing? “Orc-ry” pens.
Why did the orc get kicked out of school? Too many “orc-ward” moments!
Why did the orc bring string to battle? To “tie” up loose ends.
What do orc chefs cook most often? “Orc-otto”!
How did the orc fix his broken sword? He used “orc-ament.”
Why did the orc go to art school? To master the “orp” of creativity.
I’ve got an orc-some idea!
That was totally orc-fastic, dude!
Orc my word, it’s the truth!
Let’s keep our orc-wardness under control.
You’re looking orc-mazing today!
I orc-cidentally told that joke again!
Orc-ing hard or hardly orc-ing?
Let’s orc-ument this moment!
Don’t orc-omit the fun!
That joke was orc-tastrophe waiting to happen!
He’s got a big orc-abulary.
It’s orc-ward, but we’re in this together.
Your humor is simply orc-credible!
You’re acting a bit orc-ward today!
That’s an orc-estrated plan!
Just orc it out; there’s no other way!
You’ve really hit the orc-spot with that joke!
It’s orc-ception at its finest.
That was an orc-thentic experience!
Orc you glad I didn’t saybanana?
I’m in an orc-hell of a situation here!
Don’t be orc-straight; follow your desires.
Orc me, if you’ve heard this one!
Orc-ward moments can happen to anyone.
That’s so orc-cles of you.
That pun was orc-wardly hilarious!
Time to orc-up and face the day!
I can’t believe how orc-cessant this is.
That’s some orc-tastic teamwork!
Always orc-new what you wanted.
You’re really orc-indentally charming!
Stay orc-razy, my friends!
I’m not just any orc; I’m an orc-ademic!
Absolutely orc-credible!
What’s orc-ing on here?
Get ready for some orc-ing good times.
I’m feeling orc-oronary today!
It’s a real orc-cession, isn’t it?
Life is too short not to orc-k out a smile.
It’s a real orc-chitecture of fun!
I’m orc-tivated by this challenge!
I’m just here to orc it out!
Just trying to orc-cumulate some laughs.
This party’s gonna be orc-tastic!
Don’t orc-clude anyone from the fun!
Don’t take it orc-ently; it’s just humor.
Life’s too short for orc-dering boring things.
Don’t worry; I’ll orc-hestrate the fun.
Let’s just orc-umit to having a great time!
I can’t orc-commodate so much laughter.