Think about ostriches’ long necks.
Consider their speedy running capabilities.
Highlight their large, expressive eyes.
Notice how they bury their heads in the sand.
Why was the ostrich so good at bowling? It alwaysstrikes!
What do you call an ostrich in a suit? Abusiness bird!
How does an ostrich deal with stress? It justburies its headin the sand!
Why did the ostrich sit on the egg? It wanted anegg-citing experience!
Why was the ostrich a great comedian? It always knew how tofeather its nestwith jokes!
What’s an ostrich’s favorite dance move? Theflap, of course!
Why did the ostrich get a promotion? It was anegg-cellent worker!
What did the ostrich say to the anxiousturkey? “Don’tfret, you’re in goodwing! “
How do you know an ostrich is famous? It has a lot offowl devotees!
What does an ostrich say before it dives into the ocean? “Let’swing it!”
What’s an ostrich’s favorite dessert?Chocolateegg-cream pie!
What’s an ostrich’s favorite kind of music?Rock and peck!
Why did the ostrich attend art class? It wanted todraw attention!
What’s an ostrich’s favorite movie?The Birdcage!
How do ostriches avoid traffic tickets? They justpeck and run!
How do ostriches invest? They put their money inbird stocks!
How do ostriches like theircoffee?Strong and winged!
Why did the ostrich cross the road? To show thechickenit could!
What do ostriches use to communicate?Neck-tophones!
Why don’t ostriches play hide and seek? Because they alwaysstick out!
Why don’t ostriches make good secret agents? They’re alwayssticking their necks out!
What do you call an ostrich that knows manners? Aproper bird!
How do ostriches stay in shape? They dofowlexercises!
What does an ostrich wear to a party? Itsfeathered attire!
Why did the ostrich join the band? It had thebest beats!
When it comes to humor, the sky’s the limit!
Let’s get this party winging!
Puns like these are a real stretch!
Ostriches and puns? That’s a no-brainer!
That pun really took flight!
I’m totally on board this pun train!
You’d better be sharp; puns are flying fast!
Timeflieswhen you’re having fun with ostrich puns.
Quirky birds make quirky jokes!
I’m feeling a little peckish for some ostrich humor.
Don’t be a bird-brain, just wing it!
It’s never too late for an ostrich-y moment.
Get ready for a bit of fluff and stuff!
This pun is a real pluck-er!
Laughs are flying around like feathers in the wind!
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but an ostrich is worth a laugh!
Don’t be shy; let’s get this party fluttering!
These puns are sure to take flight!
Let’s put the fun in flight!
Feathered puns never go out of style!
Keep your spirits high and your laughter loud!
Puns so good they’ll have you “gobbling” for more!
It’s a peck-ing order of jokes around here.
Sounds like a real bird-brain idea!
You’re positively cocky with puns today!
Don’t ostrich-itate; join the fun!
Ain’t no jokes like ostrich jokes!
Talking to ostriches? It’s a peck of fun!
I’m just here for the peck-tacular jokes!
Who says birds of a feather don’t flock together?
Feather your nest with laughter!
I’m here to crack you up with ostrich flair!
This joke is just winging its way to you.
My ostrich jokes are always on point!
You can’t beat a good old bird joke!
Ostrich puns are so good, they’re un-feather-gettable!
I hope this gave you a bit of feather-light fun!
Ostrich this, you can’t stop the laughs!
These jokes are the real feather-light entertainment!
Ostriches: the comedians of the animal kingdom!
Don’t lose your bird-in-hand humor!
I always put my best wing forward!
I’m not ostrich-ing around; these puns are fabulous!
Ostrich you were here to joke with me!
Are you ready to ruffle some feathers?
I can’t believe I just cracked an egg-ceptional pun.
Let’s wing this together!
I’m really feeling like dancing—let’s break out the wing moves!
These puns are absolutely egg-citing!
It’s a bird’s life in the pun world!