The World of Ostrich Puns

• Keep your spirits high and your laughter loud!
• I’m just here for the peck-tacular jokes!
• Don’t be a bird-brain, just wing it!
• Talking to ostriches? It’s a peck of fun!
• Let’s wing this together!
• Don’t lose your bird-in-hand humor!
• Puns like these are a real stretch!
• My ostrich jokes are always on point!
• Don’t be shy; let’s get this party fluttering!
• It’s a peck-ing order of jokes around here.
• This pun is a real pluck-er!
• Ostriches and puns? That’s a no-brainer!
• Sounds like a real bird-brain idea!
• Are you ready to ruffle some feathers?
• You’d better be sharp; puns are flying fast!
• Timeflieswhen you’re having fun with ostrich puns.
• That pun really took flight!
• Feather your nest with laughter!
• Who says birds of a feather don’t flock together?
• Get ready for a bit of fluff and stuff!
• Puns so good they’ll have you “gobbling” for more!
• It’s never too late for an ostrich-y moment.
• Ain’t no jokes like ostrich jokes!
• Ostrich this, you can’t stop the laughs!
• It’s a bird’s life in the pun world!
• Quirky birds make quirky jokes!
• I’m not ostrich-ing around; these puns are fabulous!
• Ostrich you were here to joke with me!
• Laughs are flying around like feathers in the wind!
• Don’t ostrich-itate; join the fun!
• Feathered puns never go out of style!
• I always put my best wing forward!
• You can’t beat a good old bird joke!
• Ostrich puns are so good, they’re un-feather-gettable!
• These puns are absolutely egg-citing!
• You’re positively cocky with puns today!
• I’m here to crack you up with ostrich flair!
• I’m feeling a little peckish for some ostrich humor.
• I can’t believe I just cracked an egg-ceptional pun.
• Let’s get this party winging!
• I hope this gave you a bit of feather-light fun!
• When it comes to humor, the sky’s the limit!
• A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but an ostrich is worth a laugh!
• This joke is just winging its way to you.
• These puns are sure to take flight!
• Ostriches: the comedians of the animal kingdom!
• These jokes are the real feather-light entertainment!
• I’m totally on board this pun train!
• I’m really feeling like dancing—let’s break out the wing moves!
• Let’s put the fun in flight!

Popular Ostrich Puns

• What do you call an ostrich that knows manners? Aproper bird!
• What does an ostrich say before it dives into the ocean? “Let’swing it!”
• Why did the ostrich cross the road? To show thechickenit could!
• Why was the ostrich a great comedian? It always knew how tofeather its nestwith jokes!
• What do ostriches use to communicate?Neck-tophones!
• How do ostriches avoid traffic tickets? They justpeck and run!
• What’s an ostrich’s favorite movie?The Birdcage!
• How do ostriches stay in shape? They dofowlexercises!
• Why don’t ostriches play hide and seek? Because they alwaysstick out!
• What’s an ostrich’s favorite kind of music?Rock and peck!
• Why did the ostrich sit on the egg? It wanted anegg-citing experience!
• How do you know an ostrich is famous? It has a lot offowl devotees!
• How do ostriches invest? They put their money inbird stocks!
• Why was the ostrich so good at bowling? It alwaysstrikes!
• Why did the ostrich join the band? It had thebest beats!
• Why did the ostrich attend art class? It wanted todraw attention!
• What did the ostrich say to the anxiousturkey? “Don’tfret, you’re in goodwing! “
• What’s an ostrich’s favorite dance move? Theflap, of course!
• How does an ostrich deal with stress? It justburies its headin the sand!
• How do ostriches like theircoffee?Strong and winged!
• What does an ostrich wear to a party? Itsfeathered attire!
• What’s an ostrich’s favorite dessert?Chocolateegg-cream pie!
• Why don’t ostriches make good secret agents? They’re alwayssticking their necks out!
• Why did the ostrich get a promotion? It was anegg-cellent worker!
• What do you call an ostrich in a suit? Abusiness bird!

How to Create Your Own Ostrich Puns

• Think about ostriches’ long necks.
• Notice how they bury their heads in the sand.
• Consider their speedy running capabilities.
• Highlight their large, expressive eyes.