Why don’t ostriches play hide and seek? Because they alwaysstick out!
What’s an ostrich’s favorite kind of music?Rock and peck!
What do you call an ostrich in a suit? Abusiness bird!
Why did the ostrich get a promotion? It was anegg-cellent worker!
What does an ostrich say before it dives into the ocean? “Let’swing it!”
How do ostriches avoid traffic tickets? They justpeck and run!
How does an ostrich deal with stress? It justburies its headin the sand!
What did the ostrich say to the anxiousturkey? “Don’tfret, you’re in goodwing! “
What do you call an ostrich that knows manners? Aproper bird!
How do ostriches stay in shape? They dofowlexercises!
What do ostriches use to communicate?Neck-tophones!
How do you know an ostrich is famous? It has a lot offowl devotees!
Why did the ostrich cross the road? To show thechickenit could!
Why was the ostrich so good at bowling? It alwaysstrikes!
Why don’t ostriches make good secret agents? They’re alwayssticking their necks out!
What’s an ostrich’s favorite dessert?Chocolateegg-cream pie!
Why did the ostrich attend art class? It wanted todraw attention!
How do ostriches like theircoffee?Strong and winged!
Why did the ostrich sit on the egg? It wanted anegg-citing experience!
Why did the ostrich join the band? It had thebest beats!
What’s an ostrich’s favorite dance move? Theflap, of course!
Why was the ostrich a great comedian? It always knew how tofeather its nestwith jokes!
What’s an ostrich’s favorite movie?The Birdcage!
What does an ostrich wear to a party? Itsfeathered attire!
How do ostriches invest? They put their money inbird stocks!
Timeflieswhen you’re having fun with ostrich puns.
Ostriches: the comedians of the animal kingdom!
Let’s get this party winging!
Don’t be a bird-brain, just wing it!
Quirky birds make quirky jokes!
That pun really took flight!
Talking to ostriches? It’s a peck of fun!
I’m here to crack you up with ostrich flair!
Who says birds of a feather don’t flock together?
Are you ready to ruffle some feathers?
It’s never too late for an ostrich-y moment.
Let’s wing this together!
Get ready for a bit of fluff and stuff!
Puns so good they’ll have you “gobbling” for more!
Laughs are flying around like feathers in the wind!
Ostrich this, you can’t stop the laughs!
I’m not ostrich-ing around; these puns are fabulous!
Feathered puns never go out of style!
Sounds like a real bird-brain idea!
Feather your nest with laughter!
I always put my best wing forward!
It’s a bird’s life in the pun world!
I hope this gave you a bit of feather-light fun!
My ostrich jokes are always on point!
I’m really feeling like dancing—let’s break out the wing moves!
These jokes are the real feather-light entertainment!
I’m just here for the peck-tacular jokes!
Puns like these are a real stretch!
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but an ostrich is worth a laugh!
You can’t beat a good old bird joke!
These puns are sure to take flight!
Ostrich you were here to joke with me!
This joke is just winging its way to you.
When it comes to humor, the sky’s the limit!
Don’t ostrich-itate; join the fun!
I’m totally on board this pun train!
These puns are absolutely egg-citing!
Ostriches and puns? That’s a no-brainer!
Don’t lose your bird-in-hand humor!
You’d better be sharp; puns are flying fast!
Ostrich puns are so good, they’re un-feather-gettable!
Ain’t no jokes like ostrich jokes!
Keep your spirits high and your laughter loud!
Let’s put the fun in flight!
I’m feeling a little peckish for some ostrich humor.
This pun is a real pluck-er!
It’s a peck-ing order of jokes around here.
I can’t believe I just cracked an egg-ceptional pun.
Don’t be shy; let’s get this party fluttering!
You’re positively cocky with puns today!
Think about ostriches’ long necks.
Consider their speedy running capabilities.
Highlight their large, expressive eyes.
Notice how they bury their heads in the sand.