“Let’s swim through life together, paw in paw.”
“I’ve fallen in love fur real.”
“Our love is deep as the ocean.”
“I’m totally otterstruck by you.”
“You’ve otterly captured my heart.”
“Let’s otterly drift away together.”
“You’re my sea-son of love.”
“Youshellmy heart with love.”
“I’m otterly smitten.”
“You’re the king/queen of my otterly heart.”
“With you, life is always a swim-pleasure.”
“You make my heart splash.”
“I’m hooked on you like an otter on fish.”
“You’re the sea to my otter.”
“I’ll otterly cherish you forever.”
“Let’s float through life together.”
“You give me feelings I’ve never otter before.”
“We’re like two peas in a paw’d.”
“We’re just meant to be-ttering together.”
“You make my heart do backflips, just like an otter.”
“I’m otterly in love with you.”
“You’re my significant otter.”
“You’re the otter half of my heart.”
“We otter be together fur-ever.”
“Let’s make waves together.”
“Together, we’re unsinkable.”
“Our love is stronger than an otter’s grip.”
“You’re my sea otter sweetheart.”
“You’re my underwater paradise.”
“Let’s cuddle like otters and never let go.”
“Our love story is paw-some.”
“You make waves in my heart.”
“Life’s better when we’re together.”
“You make my heart float.”
“You’re paws-itively perfect for me.”
“You’re otter-ly my soulmate.”
“Our love is unsinkable, just like an otter.”
“We’re a perfect match, otterly adorable together.”
“You’re my favorite cuddle buddy.”
“Let’s otterly fall in love over and over.”
“You’re my favorite fish in the sea.”
“I otterly adore you.”
“Otterly feeling in love with you.”
“You’re otterly amazing.”
“I’m otterly swept off my paws.”
“We’re otterly destined for each other.”
“I otter be with you always.”
“I love you like otters love swimming.”
“Our love’s a perfect dive.”
“You’re the otter one for me.”
“You’re my favorite cuddle buddy.”
“You make my heart do backflips, just like an otter.”
“Our love is unsinkable, just like an otter.”
“You’re the otter one for me.”
“I’ve fallen in love fur real.”
“Otterly feeling in love with you.”
“I’m otterly in love with you.”
“I’ll otterly cherish you forever.”
“I’m totally otterstruck by you.”
“I’m otterly swept off my paws.”
“You’re my sea otter sweetheart.”
“You’re otterly amazing.”
“You’re the king/queen of my otterly heart.”
“You make waves in my heart.”
“Let’s otterly fall in love over and over.”
“Youshellmy heart with love.”
“You’re my favorite fish in the sea.”
“Our love story is paw-some.”
“You give me feelings I’ve never otter before.”
“We otter be together fur-ever.”
“I otter be with you always.”
“You make my heart float.”
“Let’s otterly drift away together.”
“You’re paws-itively perfect for me.”
“Let’s cuddle like otters and never let go.”
“I’m otterly smitten.”
“I otterly adore you.”
“Life’s better when we’re together.”
“Let’s make waves together.”
“You’re the sea to my otter.”
“I’m hooked on you like an otter on fish.”
“You’re the otter half of my heart.”
“You make my heart splash.”
“Let’s float through life together.”
“Together, we’re unsinkable.”
“You’re my underwater paradise.”
“You’ve otterly captured my heart.”
“Let’s swim through life together, paw in paw.”
“We’re just meant to be-ttering together.”
“With you, life is always a swim-pleasure.”
“You’re otter-ly my soulmate.”
“You’re my sea-son of love.”
“I love you like otters love swimming.”
“Our love is stronger than an otter’s grip.”
“We’re otterly destined for each other.”
“We’re a perfect match, otterly adorable together.”
“Our love’s a perfect dive.”
“You’re my significant otter.”
“We’re like two peas in a paw’d.”
“Our love is deep as the ocean.”
What do sea otters say during a storm? “Let’s kelp each otter!”
What makes a sea otter happy? A saltwater hug!
What do sea otters do when they get bored? They go for a swim glee.
Why did the sea otter start a band? It had natural ebb and flow.
What did the sea otter say at karaoke night? “Let me take an otter stab at it!”
How do sea otters cheer for their team? With tidal waves!
Why do sea otters prefer the beach? They love to see shells by the seashore!
What’s a sea otter’s favorite TV show? Otter Space!
How do sea otters arrange their travel plans? They find the ottermost convenient routes.
What’s a sea otter’s favorite flower? Water lilies.
Why did the sea otter bring a towel? In case it got wet!
How do sea otters manage stress? They float it away.
What’s a sea otter’s favorite instrument? The otter-harp.
What do sea otters call a successful idea? A swim of genius!
What’s a sea otter’s favorite dance? The tidal wave.
Why did the sea otter become an artist? It was drawn to the water.
Why don’t sea otters tell secrets in the ocean? Because fish eavesdrop!
What’s a baby sea otter called? An otterly adorable runt!
Why do sea otters always look relaxed? They’re floating on cloud nine.
Why are sea otters terrible at jokes? They keep floundering the punchline.
Why are sea otters good at math? They love to count clams!
What do you call an otter that works at sea? An oTOARer.
Why did the sea otter refuse to play cards? It was afraid of shelling out too much.
How do sea otters stay in touch? They send sea-mails.
What did the sea otter say to the clam? “Stop being so shellfish!”
How do sea otters play hide and seek? They kelp themselves hidden.
Why do sea otters love the internet? It’s the otter-net!
What’s a sea otter’s favorite holiday? Otter-ween.
What do sea otters say to compliment each other? “You’re otterly amazing!”
How do sea otters start their morning? With a freshseaweedsmoothie.
Why do sea otters love watching movies? They adore shell-tears.
Why do sea otters love magic shows? They’re amazed by shell-usions.
What’s a sea otter’s rule for life? Just keep swimming.
How do sea otters listen to music? On their shellphones.
What do sea otters call a group meeting? A water conference.
What did the sea otter wear to the prom? Water garters.
Why are sea otters so good at puzzles? They have great problem-solving sea-senses.
Why did the sea otter join the talent show? To show off its diving skills!
What’s a sea otter’s favorite hobby? Shell collecting.
What’s a sea otter’s favorite book? The Otter Wise.
What type of music do sea otters prefer? Sea-shanty!
Why did the sea otter go to outer space? To see the otter planets.
How do sea otters celebrate birthdays? With shell-ebrations.
What’s a sea otter’s favorite dessert? Fish-cream.
Why are sea otters bad at basketball? They always dribble too much.
How do sea otters signal at sea? With a wave.
How do sea otters stay organized? With tight-knit otter plans.
What do you call a lazy sea otter? A bout of water inertia.
What did the sea otter do at the comedy club? It cracked everyone up!
Who delivers packages underwater? An otter postman.
Why don’t otters play poker in the wild? Too many cheetahs.
What’s an otter’s go-to karaoke song? “Under the Stream,” of course.
Why don’t otters use smartphones? They prefer shell-phones.
Why are otters such good excel users? Because they love to spreadSheet.
I asked an otter for a loan, but he said I otter know better.
I used to think otters were a myth, but now I know they’re totally real.
Why did the otter get a promotion? Because it was the best at streamlining processes.
Why did the otter join the circus? To show off its balancing skills.
What do you call an otter who loves gardening? A petal-pusher.
What’s an otter’s favorite instrument? The otter-harp.
How do otters stay in shape? They do water aerobics.
What’s an otter’s secret talent? Otterly impeccable timing.
Why do otters love winter? They have otter-snowing fun.
Why are otters excellent employees? They always otter put in overtime.
What’s an otter’s favorite day of the week? Otterday!
Why do otters make great comedians? They always have a river-y good joke.
When otters get together, they sure do raise the riverbank.
What do otters do to relax? They float and look at otter flowers.
When do otters like to party? On Otterday night.
What type of music do otters love? Rock and river-roll.
What’s an otter’s favorite subject in school? Otter-onomy.
What do you call an otter that can do magic tricks? An otter-realist.
Why was the otter always invited to parties? Because it was a splash hit!
Why did the otter start a band? Because it had great aquatic.
How do you describe a fashionable otter? Otterly chic.
Where do otters go on vacation? Otter Banks.
How do otters tell time? They check their otter-compatible watches.
How do otters communicate underwater? By using their cute otter phones.
What type of shoes do otters wear? Wet-sneakers.
How do otters make decisions? They go with the flow.
Why did the otter cross the road? To get to the otter side.
Why did the otter go to school? To improve its otteracy.
What’s an otter’s favorite holiday? Februdairy 2nd.
What did the otter say about its diet? I’ll have some fish and chips with extra fish.
What’s an otter’s favorite movie genre? Otter-mations.
What do baby otters get for Christmas? Ottery toys.
What’s an otter’s favorite dessert? Anything with a splash of cream.
What do you call a lazy otter? A float-er.
What’s an otter’s favorite book genre? River-mance novels.
Why did the otter break up with its girlfriend? She was too shellfish.
What’s an otter’s favorite type of dance? The swim.
Why don’t otters get lost? They always follow the current.
Otters don’t read newspapers, they read river currents.
How do otters get attention? They make a lot of noise with their splash-tastic tricks.
How do otters keep fit? They swim lots of otter-vals.
How do otters greet each other? With an otterly warm handshake.
What’s an otter’s favorite type of clothing? A wetsuit.
What’s an otter’s favorite sci-fi movie? “Otter-space Odyssey.”
Why do otters love puzzles? They love being otterly challenged.
How do you describe an otter in the kitchen? An otterly fantastic chef.
Why did the otter cross the road? To get to the otter side!
What’s an otter’s favorite movie? Finding Otter!
Why did the otter blush? Because it saw the river-bottom!
Why don’t otters play poker in the jungle? Too manycheetahs!
How do otters tell their friends about new movies? They give an otter-ly great review!
What did the romantic otter say to its partner? You’re pawsome!
Why did the otter apply for a job? It wanted to earn some otter-income!
How do otters send messages? By sea-mail!
How do otters send their love letters? By otter-graph!
Why do otters love playing hide and seek? They’re naturals at otter-lying!
What do you get when you cross an otter with a vampire? Otter-ly terrifying!
What do you call an otter who’s really good at basketball? An otterback!
What’s an otter’s favorite instrument? The otter-harp!
What do you call a fashionable otter? A trend-otter!
What do you call an otter with a lisp? Thweetheart!
What’s an otter’s favorite board game? Otter-ply!
What’s an otter’s favorite holiday? Otterween!
What did the otter say after a big meal? I’m otterly full!
What do you call an otter who can’t sit still? Fidgety otter!
What’s the otter’s favorite dish? Paws-ta!
How do otters show their love? With otter-ly warm hugs!
Why was the otter so good at school? It had a great otter-standing of the material!
What’s an otter’s favoritefruit? Watermelon—because it’s otterlyjuicy!
How does an otter make a decision? It weighs the otter-natives!
How do playful otters celebrate birthdays? With otter-ly fun parties!
What’s an otter’s favorite type of music? Otter-ternative rock!
How do otters stay fit? They do otterobics!
Why was the otter an expert at computers? Because it knew all the otter shortcuts!
What’s an otter’s favorite subject in school? Otterlogy!
What did the otter get on its report card? High marks in otterstandings!
What did the otter say on Valentine’s Day? You’re otter this world!
Why did the otter go to art class? To brush up on its otter-istic skills!
How does an otter start a race? Ready, set, otter-go!
How do otters apologize? They say, “I’m otterly sorry!”
Why was the otter a great photographer? It always kept things in sharp otter-focus!
How do otters like theircoffee? Otterly delicious!
Why did the otter bring a towel? Because it wanted to keep its paws dry!
Why was the otter good at chess? It always made the otter move!
How do otters cool off in the summer? They head to an otterarium!
Where do otters go to learn to swim? Otter school!
Why do otters never lie? They’re otterly honest!
What’s an otter’s favorite social media? Otter-gram!
What do otters use to detect underwater objects? Their supersonic otter-sonar!
How do otters get around? They drive their ottermobile!
Have you heard about the otter who was a magician? It could do otter this world tricks!
What kind of shoes do otters wear? Otter shoes!
What do you call a group of musical otters? An otterchestra!
How do otters greet each other? With ottermost joy!
Why did the otter join a dating site? It was looking for its ottermate!
How do otters keep in contact with their friends? They otter-call them!