What did the sea otter say to the clam? “Stop being so shellfish!”
What’s a sea otter’s favorite instrument? The otter-harp.
Why did the sea otter bring a towel? In case it got wet!
Why did the sea otter become an artist? It was drawn to the water.
What do sea otters do when they get bored? They go for a swim glee.
How do sea otters manage stress? They float it away.
What’s a sea otter’s favorite hobby? Shell collecting.
Why do sea otters love the internet? It’s the otter-net!
Why do sea otters always look relaxed? They’re floating on cloud nine.
Why did the sea otter join the talent show? To show off its diving skills!
Why do sea otters love magic shows? They’re amazed by shell-usions.
What do you call an otter that works at sea? An oTOARer.
How do sea otters arrange their travel plans? They find the ottermost convenient routes.
Who delivers packages underwater? An otter postman.
Why did the sea otter start a band? It had natural ebb and flow.
Why did the sea otter refuse to play cards? It was afraid of shelling out too much.
Why are sea otters good at math? They love to count clams!
What do sea otters call a group meeting? A water conference.
Why are sea otters bad at basketball? They always dribble too much.
What did the sea otter do at the comedy club? It cracked everyone up!
What’s a sea otter’s favorite flower? Water lilies.
What do sea otters call a successful idea? A swim of genius!
How do sea otters stay organized? With tight-knit otter plans.
Why do sea otters love watching movies? They adore shell-tears.
What do you call a lazy sea otter? A bout of water inertia.
What’s a sea otter’s favorite holiday? Otter-ween.
How do sea otters listen to music? On their shellphones.
What’s a sea otter’s rule for life? Just keep swimming.
What’s a sea otter’s favorite TV show? Otter Space!
How do sea otters signal at sea? With a wave.
Why don’t sea otters tell secrets in the ocean? Because fish eavesdrop!
Why do sea otters prefer the beach? They love to see shells by the seashore!
How do sea otters cheer for their team? With tidal waves!
What did the sea otter say at karaoke night? “Let me take an otter stab at it!”
What’s a baby sea otter called? An otterly adorable runt!
What’s a sea otter’s favorite dance? The tidal wave.
Why did the sea otter go to outer space? To see the otter planets.
What’s a sea otter’s favorite dessert? Fish-cream.
What did the sea otter wear to the prom? Water garters.
How do sea otters celebrate birthdays? With shell-ebrations.
What’s a sea otter’s favorite book? The Otter Wise.
Why are sea otters terrible at jokes? They keep floundering the punchline.
What do sea otters say to compliment each other? “You’re otterly amazing!”
How do sea otters stay in touch? They send sea-mails.
What makes a sea otter happy? A saltwater hug!
What do sea otters say during a storm? “Let’s kelp each otter!”
How do sea otters play hide and seek? They kelp themselves hidden.
Why are sea otters so good at puzzles? They have great problem-solving sea-senses.
What type of music do sea otters prefer? Sea-shanty!
How do sea otters start their morning? With a freshseaweedsmoothie.
Why did the otter start a band? Because it had great aquatic.
What’s an otter’s secret talent? Otterly impeccable timing.
Why do otters love winter? They have otter-snowing fun.
How do otters keep fit? They swim lots of otter-vals.
What did the otter say about its diet? I’ll have some fish and chips with extra fish.
What do you call an otter that can do magic tricks? An otter-realist.
What do baby otters get for Christmas? Ottery toys.
How do otters get attention? They make a lot of noise with their splash-tastic tricks.
Why don’t otters play poker in the wild? Too many cheetahs.
What’s an otter’s favorite movie genre? Otter-mations.
How do you describe a fashionable otter? Otterly chic.
What do you call a lazy otter? A float-er.
What’s an otter’s favorite holiday? Februdairy 2nd.
What do you call an otter who loves gardening? A petal-pusher.
What’s an otter’s favorite type of dance? The swim.
Why did the otter cross the road? To get to the otter side.
I used to think otters were a myth, but now I know they’re totally real.
Why did the otter join the circus? To show off its balancing skills.
When otters get together, they sure do raise the riverbank.
Why do otters make great comedians? They always have a river-y good joke.
How do otters tell time? They check their otter-compatible watches.
What’s an otter’s favorite dessert? Anything with a splash of cream.
Where do otters go on vacation? Otter Banks.
What’s an otter’s favorite sci-fi movie? “Otter-space Odyssey.”
How do otters communicate underwater? By using their cute otter phones.
What type of music do otters love? Rock and river-roll.
Why was the otter always invited to parties? Because it was a splash hit!
How do otters stay in shape? They do water aerobics.
What’s an otter’s favorite instrument? The otter-harp.
What’s an otter’s favorite subject in school? Otter-onomy.
What’s an otter’s favorite type of clothing? A wetsuit.
Why do otters love puzzles? They love being otterly challenged.
What do otters do to relax? They float and look at otter flowers.
How do otters greet each other? With an otterly warm handshake.
Why did the otter get a promotion? Because it was the best at streamlining processes.
What type of shoes do otters wear? Wet-sneakers.
Why are otters such good excel users? Because they love to spreadSheet.
Why did the otter break up with its girlfriend? She was too shellfish.
I asked an otter for a loan, but he said I otter know better.
Otters don’t read newspapers, they read river currents.
What’s an otter’s go-to karaoke song? “Under the Stream,” of course.
Why are otters excellent employees? They always otter put in overtime.
What’s an otter’s favorite day of the week? Otterday!
Why don’t otters use smartphones? They prefer shell-phones.
Why don’t otters get lost? They always follow the current.
How do otters make decisions? They go with the flow.
How do you describe an otter in the kitchen? An otterly fantastic chef.
What’s an otter’s favorite book genre? River-mance novels.
Why did the otter go to school? To improve its otteracy.
When do otters like to party? On Otterday night.
How do otters stay fit? They do otterobics!
Why did the otter cross the road? To get to the otter side!
Why was the otter a great photographer? It always kept things in sharp otter-focus!
What do you call an otter who’s really good at basketball? An otterback!
Why did the otter blush? Because it saw the river-bottom!
Why was the otter good at chess? It always made the otter move!
How do otters send messages? By sea-mail!
Why did the otter join a dating site? It was looking for its ottermate!
How do otters get around? They drive their ottermobile!
Where do otters go to learn to swim? Otter school!
Why do otters never lie? They’re otterly honest!
What did the otter say on Valentine’s Day? You’re otter this world!
How do otters tell their friends about new movies? They give an otter-ly great review!
How do otters greet each other? With ottermost joy!
Why was the otter so good at school? It had a great otter-standing of the material!
What’s an otter’s favorite holiday? Otterween!
What’s an otter’s favorite type of music? Otter-ternative rock!
How do otters send their love letters? By otter-graph!
What’s an otter’s favorite board game? Otter-ply!
What’s an otter’s favorite movie? Finding Otter!
Why did the otter bring a towel? Because it wanted to keep its paws dry!
What do otters use to detect underwater objects? Their supersonic otter-sonar!
What do you call an otter with a lisp? Thweetheart!
How do otters cool off in the summer? They head to an otterarium!
How do otters show their love? With otter-ly warm hugs!
What did the otter say after a big meal? I’m otterly full!
How does an otter start a race? Ready, set, otter-go!
Have you heard about the otter who was a magician? It could do otter this world tricks!
What do you call a group of musical otters? An otterchestra!
What’s the otter’s favorite dish? Paws-ta!
Why don’t otters play poker in the jungle? Too manycheetahs!
Why did the otter go to art class? To brush up on its otter-istic skills!
What do you get when you cross an otter with a vampire? Otter-ly terrifying!
What do you call an otter who can’t sit still? Fidgety otter!
How does an otter make a decision? It weighs the otter-natives!
What’s an otter’s favorite social media? Otter-gram!
What kind of shoes do otters wear? Otter shoes!
What’s an otter’s favoritefruit? Watermelon—because it’s otterlyjuicy!
What did the romantic otter say to its partner? You’re pawsome!
How do otters keep in contact with their friends? They otter-call them!
How do playful otters celebrate birthdays? With otter-ly fun parties!
Why do otters love playing hide and seek? They’re naturals at otter-lying!
Why did the otter apply for a job? It wanted to earn some otter-income!
Why was the otter an expert at computers? Because it knew all the otter shortcuts!
How do otters apologize? They say, “I’m otterly sorry!”
What’s an otter’s favorite instrument? The otter-harp!
How do otters like theircoffee? Otterly delicious!
What do you call a fashionable otter? A trend-otter!
What did the otter get on its report card? High marks in otterstandings!
What’s an otter’s favorite subject in school? Otterlogy!
“You’re the otter half of my heart.”
“You’re the king/queen of my otterly heart.”
“I’m otterly swept off my paws.”
“Together, we’re unsinkable.”
“Let’s swim through life together, paw in paw.”
“We’re otterly destined for each other.”
“Otterly feeling in love with you.”
“I’m otterly smitten.”
“Let’s cuddle like otters and never let go.”
“You’re my underwater paradise.”
“You’ve otterly captured my heart.”
“You’re my sea otter sweetheart.”
“You make waves in my heart.”
“We’re just meant to be-ttering together.”
“You make my heart do backflips, just like an otter.”
“Our love story is paw-some.”
“I’m hooked on you like an otter on fish.”
“You’re the otter one for me.”
“Let’s float through life together.”
“I otter be with you always.”
“Our love is deep as the ocean.”
“With you, life is always a swim-pleasure.”
“I’m totally otterstruck by you.”
“You make my heart float.”
“We otter be together fur-ever.”
“I’m otterly in love with you.”
“Let’s otterly drift away together.”
“You make my heart splash.”
“We’re a perfect match, otterly adorable together.”
“You’re otterly amazing.”
“You’re the sea to my otter.”
“Our love is unsinkable, just like an otter.”
“Our love’s a perfect dive.”
“I love you like otters love swimming.”
“Our love is stronger than an otter’s grip.”
“You’re otter-ly my soulmate.”
“You’re my favorite fish in the sea.”
“You give me feelings I’ve never otter before.”
“Let’s otterly fall in love over and over.”
“You’re paws-itively perfect for me.”
“You’re my favorite cuddle buddy.”
“Youshellmy heart with love.”
“I’ll otterly cherish you forever.”
“I otterly adore you.”
“Life’s better when we’re together.”
“You’re my significant otter.”
“I’ve fallen in love fur real.”
“Let’s make waves together.”
“You’re my sea-son of love.”
“We’re like two peas in a paw’d.”
“You’re the otter one for me.”
“You give me feelings I’ve never otter before.”
“Otterly feeling in love with you.”
“We otter be together fur-ever.”
“Let’s cuddle like otters and never let go.”
“I’m totally otterstruck by you.”
“Let’s float through life together.”
“We’re like two peas in a paw’d.”
“You make my heart do backflips, just like an otter.”
“Let’s otterly fall in love over and over.”
“I otter be with you always.”
“You’re paws-itively perfect for me.”
“You make my heart float.”
“You’re otter-ly my soulmate.”
“I’m otterly swept off my paws.”
“You’re my underwater paradise.”
“You’re my favorite cuddle buddy.”
“You’re the king/queen of my otterly heart.”
“Our love is stronger than an otter’s grip.”
“I’m otterly smitten.”
“Our love’s a perfect dive.”
“You make my heart splash.”
“You’re my significant otter.”
“I otterly adore you.”
“We’re a perfect match, otterly adorable together.”
“You’re my sea otter sweetheart.”
“Life’s better when we’re together.”
“I’ll otterly cherish you forever.”
“We’re just meant to be-ttering together.”
“We’re otterly destined for each other.”
“With you, life is always a swim-pleasure.”
“You’re my sea-son of love.”
“Our love is deep as the ocean.”
“Let’s otterly drift away together.”
“Our love is unsinkable, just like an otter.”
“I’m otterly in love with you.”
“You’re the sea to my otter.”
“You make waves in my heart.”
“You’re my favorite fish in the sea.”
“You’ve otterly captured my heart.”
“You’re otterly amazing.”
“Together, we’re unsinkable.”
“Let’s make waves together.”
“I love you like otters love swimming.”
“I’m hooked on you like an otter on fish.”
“Youshellmy heart with love.”
“You’re the otter half of my heart.”
“I’ve fallen in love fur real.”
“Let’s swim through life together, paw in paw.”
“Our love story is paw-some.”