Why did the pig join a gym?To stay “paw-some!”
The pig went to the comedy cluband said, “I’m yourpork-et surprise!”
When a pig enters the bar,everyone says, “Let’s get this party oinkin’!”
Why did the pig get kicked out of class?It wouldn’t stopboar-ingthe teacher!
Pigs are considered to bevery “boar-ing” when they’re not doing tricks.
Why did the pig sit on the muddy ground?He wanted to have a piggy party!
The pig loves to tell jokes:he always knows where to find the hoof-larious punchlines!
The farmer opened a restaurant,now that’s a hog & buns situation!
What’s a pig’s favorite dessert?“Cheeky”chocolatemousse!
That pig just loves to play dress-up;you might say it’s a real “fashion oink!”
Don’t go bacon my heart,I couldn’t if I fried!
What did the pig say when he lost his phone?“I’m in a realpork-icle!”
That pig loves to party:he’s got a real “grill” knack!
A pig in a blanketnever feels underdressed.
The pig went on a cross-country trip;it’s sure gonna be a “pork’’tacular adventure!
Ever tried talking to a pig?They really know how to hoof it with charm!
What’s a pig’s favorite game?“Sow-nd the Alarm!”
The piglet did well in schooland became a “pork” of honor!
Pig puns are my best friend:they always make me snort!
What’s a pig’s favorite piece of furniture?A “ham-mock!”
Porky Pig’s favorite way to say goodbye?“Th-th-th-that’s all, folks!”
Pigs throw the best parties;they know how to “ham it up!”
What’s a pig’s favorite instrument?The ham-drums!
What happened when the pig fell into the mud?It became “ham-phibious!”
Why are pigs so good at math?They always “divide” the pork correctly!
Just pigging outon some snacks over here.
Never trust a pig with your secrets;they’re always squealing.
Feeling hogwild today,aren’t we?
When pigsfly,then I’ll take you seriously!
That pig is really a fantastic athlete;he’s a real “ham” in the field!
The pig found a ghost,he said, “I’m frightfully hog-ghosted!”
When the pig joined the band,everyone said it knew how to “oink” the right tune!
When pigs get together,it’s always a “pork-a-palooza!”
Why did the pig ask for help?It was lacking “oink-tion!”
What did the other animals say to the pig?“You’re so oink-credible!”
Pigs wearing sunglassesare the “hog” of the town!
The frustrated pig said:“What’s the big idea? Let’s just bacon it!”
What’s a pig’s favorite drink?“Squeal-icious” lemonade!
The pig started a blog;it’s all about living a “ham-tastic” life!
Can pigs sing?You betcha; they’re great at “ham-monies!”
When pigs make a wish,they always want to flyhogand high.
The pig’s favorite dance?The “squeal” slide!
What do you call a pig with a sunburn?A “crispy ham!”
Taking selfies with pigsis my new “oink” self-care routine!
What do you call a pig with attitude?A “pork” star!
The police officer caught a pig;it was a “ham-handling” situation!
The pig tried to impress the party guestsbut ended up being a “ham” instead!
After indulging, the pig said,“I’m really feeling hog-tied!”
Why did the pig become a motivational speaker?For hogging the spotlight!
Why did the pig become a loan officer?He knew how to raise some “oink-vestments!”
Have a hog wild birthday bash!
You’re looking porcine-ly fabulous!
I’m totally hogging the birthday wishes!
Don’t go bacon my heart on your birthday!
Oink oink hooray, it’s your special day!
Let’s have a pig-ture perfect celebration!
You really hog the spotlight today!
Let’s eat cake and make piggy memories!
It’s your birthday? Let’s get this pig started!
It’s your day to oink-it-up!
Party like a roc-bacon star!
You make aging look so fabulous, it’s almost un-pig-scribable!
You’ve got that porcine glow today!
May your birthday be filled with squeals of laughter!
Age is a pig of a thing, but you wear it well!
Age is just a number, but you’re hogging all the good looks!
Un-leash the fun on your birthday!
Time to celebrate like there’s no tomorrow—let’s pig out!
Let’s piggyback on the fun today!
Hop on the pig train to fun town!
Hope your cake is hog-delicious!
Let’s make this birthday a pig-ture-perfect day.
Here’s to a birthday worth squealing about!
It’s time to squeal with joy and celebrate!
Wishing you a snout-tastic birthday!
It’s a ham-azing birthday for you!
Let’s hog all the birthday cake!
Here’s to a birthday jam-packed with fun!
Time to snort and celebrate!
You’re officially one year hog-older!
Let’s hoof it to the best birthday party!
Wishing you a fabulously fun pig day!
You’re simply unbe-leaf-able at aging!
You’re pig-tastic at aging!
You’re the oink-credible birthday star!
Hope your birthday is off the piggity charts!
Let’s get this pig party rolling!
You’re a big hunk of birthday cuteness!
You’re the “pork” in my birthday party!
You’re my favorite birthday ham!
You’re the life of the pig party!
Your party’s going to be the best since sliced bacon!
You’re not just older, you’re hog-rific!
Let’s stuff our faces like pigs today!
You’re not just any birthday pig; you’re a super pig!
Happy birthday to my favorite porking buddy!
Celebrate like the queen of bacon you are!
Let’s toast with a pig-tail of fun!
May your day be filled with hogging joy!
I hope your birthday is un-pig-gettable!
You’re going to love this; it’s the pig’s knees!
When I heard about the pig race, I bet my hooves on it.
Just wingin’ it, hog style!
I’m not a pig, but I sure know how to squeal with joy.
You know it’s love when you’re willing to share your bacon.
I’ll be your bacon buddy, just for the hog of it.
I’m down for anything that sounds pig-credible.
I don’t mean to pig you back, but it’s a long story!
When pigs fly, I’ll definitely keep my head in the clouds.
Why did the pig break up? The relationship was too ham-fisted!
I made a pig-stake in that deal, but it was worth every penny.
I feel like I’m in hog heaven when bacon’s involved.
When life gets rough, just keep calm and pig on.
Your friendship makes life oink-sational!
I can’t wait to pork some of that delicious bacon!
Don’t go Bacon my heart, I’m too young for that!
Don’t worry, I’m not hogging the covers tonight.
Bacon jokes always crack me up.
Life is better when you’re living on the pig side.
Laughing at life’s hog-blems brings out the best in me!
That pig is quite a swine-whisperer; always knows what to say.
I don’t always make puns, but when I do, they’re pig-tastic.
Give me some bacon and watch my personality sizzle!
I’m going all out, squealing with delight for that brunch!
I tried to cook dinner, but it was a total pig-aster.
Every day’s a good day when you’re with a pig pal.
I can’t help it; I just need to pig out sometimes.
I’m just here for the ham, said the pig at the party.
I have a pig-fect secret; I adore bacon-flavored everything.
The only drama I want is a pigment of my imagination.
My life’s too blessed to be hogging all the fun.
Beware of falling in love; it’s a slippery slope to pig happiness!
Stay calm and pig on; that’s my motto.
You’re the oink to my pig; we make a great team.
When things get tough, I just ham it up!
Who needs a knight in shining armor when you’ve got a pig in plaid?
I‘d give my last slice of bacon for that.
Nothing like a good pig pun to lift my spirits!
Want to hear a secret? I’m porked to perfection!
Although I’m not a pig farmer, I definitely know my way around bacon!
Don’t be shy; embrace your inner pig!
I like my jokes like I like my bacon: crispy andjuicy!
Bacon is my favorite food group; I’d call it my main pig-ment.
Pig your battles wisely; some aren’t worth the mud.
I’m committed to spreading happiness one pig pun at a time.
Go ahead, pig out! Life’s short.
I’m a little pig-headed when it comes to breakfast.
I’m not a pig fan; I’m a hog devotee!
My pet pig always goes to therapy; he has a lot of hog-ust issues.
Sometimes you just gotta hog the spotlight, am I right?
Pinky Swear
Piggy Smalls
Sir Sleuth Snouts
Sir Swinalot
Oinko Bongo
Snickers the Snout
Swine-Tastic
Pigsley
Snortzilla
Hamlet the Ham
Snuggle Pigg
Squeal of Approval
Pork Chop Express
Truffle Hunter
Galloping Grunter
Professor Pigglesworth
Porkahontas
Sir Oinks-a-Lot
Miss Piggy Bank
The Sausage King
Piglet Pop
Sassy Squealer
Trottin’ Todd
Swine and Dine
Piggly Wiggly
Smokin’ Sausage
Captain Curlytail
Wilbur F. Hogsworth
Bacon Buster
Captain Crunchy Snout
Squeak & Snort
Porky the Great
Sir Sniffs-a-Lot
Miss Oinkstein
Hamlet theHamster
Babe-alicious
Hammy the Great
Piggy Stardust
Sir Baconator
Oinkster
Porky McPorkface
Miss Piggy Pie
Hogzilla
Hogwart’s Graduate
Hogger the Bouncer
Chewbacca the Pig
Snout and About
Pigtastic
Piggy Smirnoff
Captain Oinque
Let’s keep it pig-tastic!
Let’s get this party oinkin’!
I’m not bacon you to love me.
I’m going hog wild!
Pigs can’t fly, but I sure can dream.
You’re a real boar sometimes.
I could pork you all day.
Life’s too short to be a piglet.
Let’s pig out together.
Let’s snout and shout!
Squeal like you mean it!
You’re so a-maze-ing, let’s make a maze for the hogs!
Let’s hoof it over to the fun zone.
Don’t go bacon my heart, it’s precious!
Feeling good as a hog in mud.
It’s never too late for a good pig pun.
It’s all about the pig-ture, isn’t it?
Oink if you love puns!
You’re simply un-boar-lievable!
You’re the bacon to myeggs.
The grass is always greener on the pig side.
There’s no need to be pig-headed.
You’re one in a pig-zillion!
Don’t worry, be hoggy.
Don’t be a pig, share your snacks.
You’re the pig’s pajamas!
How squeal do you think I am?
I’m going to be pig-ceptional today!
Oink-tastic adventures await!
You’re so clove, it’s un-pig-lievable!
It’s a hoof and a half!
I’m feeling hog-some!
Sows it goes!
It’s a piggyback ride kind of day.
This joke is hogwash.
The way you squeal gets me every time!
Having a hog of a time!
You crack me up like a piglet!
Pig-ology 101: Just enjoy the mud!
You have a herd for my puns!
That’s sowsweetof you!
What a hog-tastic day!
You’re theappleof my ham.
I pig out on laughter every day!
Time to hoof it out of here.
I’m just here for the pig party!
I can’t handle this hogsterpiece.
Oink and you shall receive some laughs!
Snout of mind, bro!
What a hog-trically good time!