Sir Oinks-a-Lot
Galloping Grunter
Porkahontas
Swine-Tastic
Oinko Bongo
Piggy Stardust
Piggy Smalls
Hogwart’s Graduate
Snout and About
Babe-alicious
Snortzilla
Hogzilla
Pork Chop Express
Porky McPorkface
Snickers the Snout
Sir Baconator
Snuggle Pigg
Truffle Hunter
Captain Curlytail
Miss Oinkstein
Sassy Squealer
The Sausage King
Sir Swinalot
Wilbur F. Hogsworth
Sir Sleuth Snouts
Piggly Wiggly
Trottin’ Todd
Piglet Pop
Hamlet theHamster
Oinkster
Miss Piggy Pie
Pigsley
Squeak & Snort
Professor Pigglesworth
Porky the Great
Swine and Dine
Hammy the Great
Bacon Buster
Captain Oinque
Pinky Swear
Miss Piggy Bank
Chewbacca the Pig
Hogger the Bouncer
Hamlet the Ham
Pigtastic
Piggy Smirnoff
Squeal of Approval
Sir Sniffs-a-Lot
Smokin’ Sausage
Captain Crunchy Snout
You’ve got that porcine glow today!
You’re the life of the pig party!
May your birthday be filled with squeals of laughter!
I’m totally hogging the birthday wishes!
Un-leash the fun on your birthday!
Let’s get this pig party rolling!
Happy birthday to my favorite porking buddy!
You’re looking porcine-ly fabulous!
Have a hog wild birthday bash!
Don’t go bacon my heart on your birthday!
Age is just a number, but you’re hogging all the good looks!
You’re pig-tastic at aging!
Let’s stuff our faces like pigs today!
Age is a pig of a thing, but you wear it well!
Your party’s going to be the best since sliced bacon!
Let’s hog all the birthday cake!
Let’s piggyback on the fun today!
You’re my favorite birthday ham!
It’s your birthday? Let’s get this pig started!
Let’s eat cake and make piggy memories!
Wishing you a snout-tastic birthday!
You’re simply unbe-leaf-able at aging!
Party like a roc-bacon star!
Here’s to a birthday jam-packed with fun!
Let’s hoof it to the best birthday party!
You’re a big hunk of birthday cuteness!
Let’s make this birthday a pig-ture-perfect day.
You’re the “pork” in my birthday party!
Let’s toast with a pig-tail of fun!
May your day be filled with hogging joy!
Oink oink hooray, it’s your special day!
Time to celebrate like there’s no tomorrow—let’s pig out!
Hope your birthday is off the piggity charts!
Celebrate like the queen of bacon you are!
It’s your day to oink-it-up!
It’s a ham-azing birthday for you!
It’s time to squeal with joy and celebrate!
You’re not just older, you’re hog-rific!
You make aging look so fabulous, it’s almost un-pig-scribable!
You really hog the spotlight today!
Hope your cake is hog-delicious!
You’re the oink-credible birthday star!
Hop on the pig train to fun town!
You’re not just any birthday pig; you’re a super pig!
You’re officially one year hog-older!
Here’s to a birthday worth squealing about!
Time to snort and celebrate!
Let’s have a pig-ture perfect celebration!
Wishing you a fabulously fun pig day!
I hope your birthday is un-pig-gettable!
What do you call a pig with a sunburn?A “crispy ham!”
Why did the pig join a gym?To stay “paw-some!”
Just pigging outon some snacks over here.
When a pig enters the bar,everyone says, “Let’s get this party oinkin’!”
That pig loves to party:he’s got a real “grill” knack!
What did the other animals say to the pig?“You’re so oink-credible!”
When pigs make a wish,they always want to flyhogand high.
When pigs get together,it’s always a “pork-a-palooza!”
Why are pigs so good at math?They always “divide” the pork correctly!
The farmer opened a restaurant,now that’s a hog & buns situation!
Never trust a pig with your secrets;they’re always squealing.
A pig in a blanketnever feels underdressed.
What’s a pig’s favorite drink?“Squeal-icious” lemonade!
Why did the pig become a loan officer?He knew how to raise some “oink-vestments!”
Pig puns are my best friend:they always make me snort!
Don’t go bacon my heart,I couldn’t if I fried!
Feeling hogwild today,aren’t we?
When the pig joined the band,everyone said it knew how to “oink” the right tune!
The police officer caught a pig;it was a “ham-handling” situation!
What’s a pig’s favorite piece of furniture?A “ham-mock!”
The pig loves to tell jokes:he always knows where to find the hoof-larious punchlines!
The pig found a ghost,he said, “I’m frightfully hog-ghosted!”
The pig’s favorite dance?The “squeal” slide!
Can pigs sing?You betcha; they’re great at “ham-monies!”
After indulging, the pig said,“I’m really feeling hog-tied!”
When pigsfly,then I’ll take you seriously!
Pigs wearing sunglassesare the “hog” of the town!
The pig tried to impress the party guestsbut ended up being a “ham” instead!
What’s a pig’s favorite game?“Sow-nd the Alarm!”
Ever tried talking to a pig?They really know how to hoof it with charm!
The pig started a blog;it’s all about living a “ham-tastic” life!
Porky Pig’s favorite way to say goodbye?“Th-th-th-that’s all, folks!”
The piglet did well in schooland became a “pork” of honor!
Why did the pig sit on the muddy ground?He wanted to have a piggy party!
What happened when the pig fell into the mud?It became “ham-phibious!”
The pig went on a cross-country trip;it’s sure gonna be a “pork’’tacular adventure!
The frustrated pig said:“What’s the big idea? Let’s just bacon it!”
What do you call a pig with attitude?A “pork” star!
Pigs are considered to bevery “boar-ing” when they’re not doing tricks.
Why did the pig become a motivational speaker?For hogging the spotlight!
What did the pig say when he lost his phone?“I’m in a realpork-icle!”
Pigs throw the best parties;they know how to “ham it up!”
That pig is really a fantastic athlete;he’s a real “ham” in the field!
The pig went to the comedy cluband said, “I’m yourpork-et surprise!”
What’s a pig’s favorite dessert?“Cheeky”chocolatemousse!
What’s a pig’s favorite instrument?The ham-drums!
Why did the pig ask for help?It was lacking “oink-tion!”
That pig just loves to play dress-up;you might say it’s a real “fashion oink!”
Why did the pig get kicked out of class?It wouldn’t stopboar-ingthe teacher!
Taking selfies with pigsis my new “oink” self-care routine!
I’m not bacon you to love me.
Pig-ology 101: Just enjoy the mud!
You’re a real boar sometimes.
Don’t be a pig, share your snacks.
What a hog-trically good time!
It’s a piggyback ride kind of day.
You’re so clove, it’s un-pig-lievable!
I’m just here for the pig party!
What a hog-tastic day!
You’re simply un-boar-lievable!
Oink-tastic adventures await!
Let’s get this party oinkin’!
Squeal like you mean it!
Let’s snout and shout!
You have a herd for my puns!
That’s sowsweetof you!
It’s never too late for a good pig pun.
You’re the pig’s pajamas!
You’re so a-maze-ing, let’s make a maze for the hogs!
The grass is always greener on the pig side.
You crack me up like a piglet!
Having a hog of a time!
I could pork you all day.
This joke is hogwash.
I can’t handle this hogsterpiece.
Life’s too short to be a piglet.
Time to hoof it out of here.
Oink if you love puns!
You’re theappleof my ham.
I’m going to be pig-ceptional today!
Let’s keep it pig-tastic!
Let’s hoof it over to the fun zone.
It’s a hoof and a half!
You’re one in a pig-zillion!
I’m feeling hog-some!
You’re the bacon to myeggs.
Oink and you shall receive some laughs!
Pigs can’t fly, but I sure can dream.
I’m going hog wild!
There’s no need to be pig-headed.
Let’s pig out together.
It’s all about the pig-ture, isn’t it?
Don’t go bacon my heart, it’s precious!
Sows it goes!
Snout of mind, bro!
Feeling good as a hog in mud.
The way you squeal gets me every time!
I pig out on laughter every day!
Don’t worry, be hoggy.
How squeal do you think I am?
Bacon jokes always crack me up.
I don’t always make puns, but when I do, they’re pig-tastic.
I’m committed to spreading happiness one pig pun at a time.
You know it’s love when you’re willing to share your bacon.
My pet pig always goes to therapy; he has a lot of hog-ust issues.
I’m a little pig-headed when it comes to breakfast.
You’re the oink to my pig; we make a great team.
Although I’m not a pig farmer, I definitely know my way around bacon!
I’ll be your bacon buddy, just for the hog of it.
Every day’s a good day when you’re with a pig pal.
Who needs a knight in shining armor when you’ve got a pig in plaid?
I can’t help it; I just need to pig out sometimes.
Give me some bacon and watch my personality sizzle!
Why did the pig break up? The relationship was too ham-fisted!
I can’t wait to pork some of that delicious bacon!
When life gets rough, just keep calm and pig on.
I’m going all out, squealing with delight for that brunch!
Sometimes you just gotta hog the spotlight, am I right?
That pig is quite a swine-whisperer; always knows what to say.
Stay calm and pig on; that’s my motto.
When things get tough, I just ham it up!
I don’t mean to pig you back, but it’s a long story!
Bacon is my favorite food group; I’d call it my main pig-ment.
I’m down for anything that sounds pig-credible.
My life’s too blessed to be hogging all the fun.
Nothing like a good pig pun to lift my spirits!
I feel like I’m in hog heaven when bacon’s involved.
Want to hear a secret? I’m porked to perfection!
When I heard about the pig race, I bet my hooves on it.
I made a pig-stake in that deal, but it was worth every penny.
Pig your battles wisely; some aren’t worth the mud.
Beware of falling in love; it’s a slippery slope to pig happiness!
Don’t be shy; embrace your inner pig!
Don’t worry, I’m not hogging the covers tonight.
Laughing at life’s hog-blems brings out the best in me!
I like my jokes like I like my bacon: crispy andjuicy!
Just wingin’ it, hog style!
I’m not a pig fan; I’m a hog devotee!
I’m just here for the ham, said the pig at the party.
When pigs fly, I’ll definitely keep my head in the clouds.
Your friendship makes life oink-sational!
Don’t go Bacon my heart, I’m too young for that!
I’m not a pig, but I sure know how to squeal with joy.
I have a pig-fect secret; I adore bacon-flavored everything.
You’re going to love this; it’s the pig’s knees!
I tried to cook dinner, but it was a total pig-aster.
I‘d give my last slice of bacon for that.
The only drama I want is a pigment of my imagination.
Life is better when you’re living on the pig side.
Go ahead, pig out! Life’s short.