Funny porcupine puns and jokes

• Don’t be upset; it’s just a porquisite of being funny.
• This joke is going to be absolutely quill-arious.
• Got a problem? Don’t fret, just porcupine it.
• Feeling a little sharp-tongued today, aren’t we?
• I’m on point with my porcupine jokes.
• This joke is so sharp, it could porcupine your heart.
• Porcupines are natural writers; they’ve got the quill and the skill.
• When my porcupine lost his job, he was feeling pretty sharp about it.
• I quill never get tired of these jokes!
• Ever seen a porcupine write? It’s quill-ful work.
• Porcupines don’t get along because they always needle each other.
• I need some space. You’re starting to quill my vibe.
• They say porcupines are good at sewing because they always use their needles.
• I quill not let this joke go unpunished.
• You’d better quill before you say that again.
• I needle little time to come up with this one.
• You can always tell when a porcupine is happy; it’s got a needle in its eye.
• That joke is so sharp, you’d think a porcupine wrote it.
• Porcupines make the best DJs because they always stay on point.
• Do porcupines make excellent poets? They’ve always got a sharp way with words.
• I’m so sharp, I’ve got porcupine reflexes.
• What’s a porcupine’s favorite mode of travel? The spike-train.
• Did you hear about the porcupine’s band? They’re on point.
• Quill you be mine?
• You don’t need a quill to pen this humor.
• How are porcupines during exams? Sharp as needles.
• I’m a little prickly on Mondays, just like a porcupine.
• Porcupines in love are just quill-y for each other.
• Feeling a little prickly today, are we?
• Careful, these puns might stick with you.
• There’s nothing more dangerous than a porcupine with a quill to write.
• It’s a little prickly to joke about porcupines, but worth it.
• I’d date a porcupine, but I’d be afraid of getting needled.
• These puns are really point-ful.
• All these porcupine puns are starting to get under your skin.
• You’ve got to be quill-ty of laughing at this one.
• These jokes are a prickle down my back.
• That joke was so sharp, it could’ve been written by a porcupine.
• I love punning; it’s such a point-antpart of my day.
• A porcupine in a bad mood is a real point of contention.
• You mustbeethinking of a different animal; this one’s just pun-believable.
• Porcupines always win at poker because they’re always sticking to the point.
• I bet porcupines love knitting. They’re need-ling experts.
• Here’s a joke: How do porcupines play instruments? Very carefully.
• Porcupines always follow your puns with a point.
• Be careful what you say around porcupines; they’ll needle you.
• I porcupined my interest in sharp humor.
• I didn’t know porcupines could be this quill-iant.
• If porcupines were writers, they’d make the best quill’lists.
• I don’t want to needle you for attention, but this joke is good.

Cute porcupine puns

• Need a needle? It’s on me.
• You quill me with your jokes!
• I’m quilling the room with laughter.
• You’re sharper than a porcupine quill.
• I’ve got a sharp wit.
• Quill you marry me?
• Stick around for more puns!
• I’m quill-ing over with laughter.
• Time for a quill-ty pleasure.
• You’re a porcu-star in my book.
• Let’s stick together.
• You’re looking a bit prickly; need somecoffee?
• That’s the point!
• Quit being so prickly.
• These puns are just a quill away.
• That’s a sharp answer.
• My spiny friend, you’re amazing!
• I’m notlion, you’re sharp!
• How do you make a porcupine happy? Give it a point of interest!
• Needle-less to say, I love porcupine puns.
• You’re porcu-fine just the way you are.
• These puns won’t leave you flat.
• Brace yourselves for some sharp humor!
• How do porcupines win arguments? They get to the point.
• Don’t be needling me.
• Let’s not split quills over it.
• You’re quilling me softly.
• How do porcupines play together? Very carefully!
• Porcupines always get to the point.
• Feeling a bit on edge?
• These jokes are quill-ty as charged.
• How do porcupines show affection? They nuzzle very carefully!
• You’re a porcu-genius.
• Let’s not make it a porcu-fight.
• Make no quills about it; these puns rock!
• You’re the sharp end of the stick.
• You’re sharp enough to outwit any predator.
• These puns are on point!
• I’m stuck on you.
• What did the porcupine say to the cactus? “You’re looking sharp!”
• Always be yourself, unless you can be a porcupine.
• Let’s quill and chill.
• So many puns, so little quill.
• Needle all the love in the world.
• I’m quill-ing it with these puns!
• Ready to quill the competition?
• Porcupines make great points.
• I’ve got a porcu-fine sense of humor.
• You quill be missed.
• How do porcupines apologize? “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to needle you.”