Let’s be im-pug-ssibly happy together.
You’re the pup to mycorn.
You’re the pug to my hug.
I’m pugging crazy for you.
I’m mutts about you.
Together, we’re a pug-match made in heaven.
Our love story is put-a-paws-ibly epic.
Love isn’t a sprint, it’s a pug-marathon.
Our bond is pup-ar amount.
You’re the fur-midable love of my life.
You’re my pug in shining armor.
You complete my pug-life.
I woof you more each day.
Our love is pawsitively pugalicious.
I’m dog-gone nuts about us.
You pugged my life with passion.
Life without you is ruff.
Fur-real, you’re my one and only.
You pug-ment my soul.
Together we put the “aww” in pawsome.
You make my heart do the pug-tango.
Our love is like a pug: always snuggling.
You’re doggone perfect.
You’re my fur-ever crush.
I’m furever grateful for your love.
You’re the cheesy puggle to my macaroni.
Together we’re un-fur-gettable.
You’re pawsitively charming.
My heart barks for you.
You’ve gotta a special pug in my heart.
I’m always puggin’ into love with you.
You’re my im-pug-sible dream.
Snuggling with you is a pug above the rest.
When we’re together, I feel simply tail-tastic.
You’re the pug-nacle of my life.
We make the paw-fect pair.
You’re my pugtastic dream come true.
Your love is a pugtacular adventure.
You warm my heart like a pug in sunshine.
I’m stuck on you like pug hair on a sweater.
No bones about it, I’m in love.
Every day is Valentine’s Day with my pug-love.
I’m paw-sitively head over paws for you.
Let’s tie the pug-knot of love.
Our love isn’t arf-bad at all.
Our love blooms like a pug in spring.
You’ve stolen a pug-sized piece of my heart.
You’re my tail-to-the-happy ending.
You and me were simply meant to be.
Showered in pug kisses, happily fur-ever after.
What do you call a pug on a surfboard? A wave-pugler!
What do you call a pug at a costume party? Pup-couter!
What’s one thing a pug always remembers? His pug-niversary!
What’s a pug’s favorite sport? Pup-tennis!
What’s a pug’s favorite iced drink? Bark-eccino!
Why don’t pugs like jokes? They always take everything too litter-ally.
What’s a pug’s least favorite vegetable? Pup-ccinis!
What’s a pug’s least favorite part of the week? Mutt-day!
What’s a pug’s favorite app? Snap-dog!
How do you make a pug stand out? Just throw him a bone!
What do you call a pug on the beach? A pugkin’ bather!
What’s a pug’s guilty pleasure?PopcornBarkels!
What’s a pug’s favorite ailment? Paw-chitis!
Who loved pugs more than anyone? Pug-gustus Gloop!
What’s a pug’s favorite puzzle game? Pup-zlemania!
What do you call a pug in a band? Drum-pug!
What’s a pug’s favorite weather? Pup-cyclones and fur-nados!
Why did the pug sit in the shade? He didn’t want to be a hot dog!
Why did the pug write an autobiography? He had a lot of pup-stories!
What’s a pug’s favorite color? Pup-rple!
What’s a pug’s favorite band? The Rolling Bones!
What do you call a serious pug? Dogged!
What’s a pug’s favorite place to shop? Pugmart!
What’s a pug’s favoritesandwich? BLT (Bark, Lick, Tail)!
What’s a pug’s favorite storybook? Pug-aroo and Juliet!
What’s a pug’s favorite snack? Pup-sicles!
What’s a pug’s favorite dance move? The puggie shuffle!
How do you describe a stylish pug? Pug-tastic!
What’s a pug’s favorite superhero? Bark Kent!
Where do pugs go on vacation? The Pup-taga Canal!
What do you call a pug ruling the land? Pug-ish Khan!
Why did the pug fail his driving test? He couldn’t find the pup-pedals!
Who’s a pug’s favorite movie star? Pug-trick Swayze!
What do pessimistic pugs believe? Every dog has its spay!
What do pugs say during a race? “May the best pup win!”
What’s a pug’s favorite instrument? A trom-bone!
Why was the pug a good musician? He had real bark-arhythm!
What’s a pug addicted to? Paw-ffee!
Why did the pug preach? He had a devout pug-mission!
What do you get when you cross a pug with a computer? A lot of byte-sized snacks!
How does a pug stay fit? Pug-a-robics!
What happens when a pug bakes? He makes a bundt pupper!
What’s a pug’s favorite dessert? Pugnutbutterpie!
What’s a pug’s favorite movie genre? Bark-busters!
What book do pugs love? Pup-Rince!
What makes a pug bark up a storm? Thunder-pugs!
What’s a pug’s ultimate road trip song? “Born to Be Wild!”
What do pugs do at the gym? Bench bark!
How do pugs feel about exercise? They’re not very pup-sessed with it!
How does a pug always have a good day? He paws-pones negativity!
Pugs don’t play basketball because they’ve got short pups.
What do you call a pug magician? A Labracadabrador.
My pug wants to be a chef; he’s a real gormutt.
Where do pugs buy shoes? At a flea market.
My pug loves tea, she’s a real mug lover.
Pugs love math because they know the ruff calculations.
What’s a pug’s favorite movie? Pup Fiction.
If you ask a pug for advice, it won’t be a ruff guess.
I took my pug to the vet… it’s the best diagnose-sation I’ve made!
What do pugs call computer bugs? Nasty pugs-in-the-machine.
Why was the pug envious of the Dalmatian? It spotted a trend.
My pug runs a tight ship; he’s the ulti-mutt captain.
What’s a pug’s favorite instrument? The trombone.
Where’s a pug’s favorite tourist spot? The Great Barkrier Reef.
Why was the pug howling? Its collar was too tight.
What did the pug say to its Valentine? I’m mutts about you.
I took my pug to the market, now he’s a shopawholic.
Why did the pug bring a sweater to the poker game? It had a ruff hand.
My pug joined a band, and he became the lead-barker.
When my pug plants flowers, they’re magnifi-scent.
My pug loves reading; he’s a real book-bulldog.
My pug never gets sick; he’s got pug-tense immunity.
Why did the pug become a detective? It had a nose for clues.
What do pugs listen to when driving? They love bark-to-bark hits.
What do pugs call their campers? Ruff-abouts.
How do pugs celebrate Halloween? They go trick-or-treating fur fun.
How do pugs greet each other? Howl-are you doing?
Why do pugs never get lost? They’re pawsitively good with directions.
My pug lovescheese; it’s a muzzarella fan.
Why did the pug go to space? It wanted to see fur out there.
Why don’t pugs do crossword puzzles? They hate leaving paw prints.
Why don’t pugs use social media? They’d rather bark and chat.
Why was the pug on a diet? It was a little husky.
What’s a pug’s favorite gym exercise? Pup-curls.
When my pug dances, it’s an absolute wiggle masterpiece.
I asked my pug what’s on TV; he said, “Barkflix!”
Where do pugs invest their money? In the bone market.
What did the pug do at the beach? It buried its bones.
When pugsfly, they don’t pay fur-ght fare.
My pug’s favorite band is The Rolling Bones.
Don’t judge a pug by its fur, it’s a pawperti contradiction.
What’s a pug’s favorite part of a newspaper? The paws.
When driving, my pug takes the whiney road.
My pug finished painting its masterpiece; it took most of the portrait woof.
Dog park fashion? My pug’s got a great tail-or.
My pug’s favorite dish is pawsta.
What did the pug say when losing at poker? I’m fold-ing under pressure.
When my pug plans a party, it’s a mutts-have event.
If you give a pug a job, they’ll take it fur real.
Why was the pug a great musician? It mastered the bass-ive range.
Why worry? My pug’s got it covered.
Pugs: Bringing joy, one snort at a time.
My pug: small in size, huge in heart.
Living my pug dreams!
What’s that smell? Pugtential love!
Pugging through life.
Paw-sitively obsessed with pugs.
The life of the puggy party!
Pug, hug, repeat.
Just me and my pug-nificent friend.
Pug life: It’s a snort thing.
Pugs and kisses!
Evidence of pugging around.
Welcome to the pug zone.
Pugs: Unconditional snuggle experts.
Pug-a-licious treats incoming!
Pugging my way through life.
Hold on, just pugging my shoes.
Pug me, bro.
I’m pugged out.
Snorts and wiggles: my kinda day!
My pug rolls are strong.
Best friends fur-ever: me and my pug.
Pugged up and fabulous!
My spirit animal: Pugicorn.
I’m not fat, I’m puggy.
Pugging around the park.
Heart full, pug in tow.
Pugs got me feeling pawsome!
Pugs have me wrapped around their curly tail.
Today, we’re gonna smash this pug!
The pug struggle is real.
I need acoffee…pugging pronto!
Just another pug-tastic day!
A pug a day keeps the blues away.
Feeling pugly this morning.
Pugtatoes: Couch life champions.
Pug thoughts: open for pawservation.
Pugtastic adventures await!
I don’t sweat, I pugblow.
Can’t handle the pug cuteness.
Pugtizens of the world: unite!
Does anyone speak ‘pug’ around here?
Pug nap champion; all-time record holder.
I can’t pug it out of my head.
Unpugalievable day!
Pug says relax.
Grumpiest pug? Im-paws-ible!
Ready for my close-up, Mr. Pughville.
Snug as a pug in a rug.
Pugzilla
Vin Diesel
Bark Twain
Salvador Dogi
Pugnacious
Lady Puppington
Beowoof
Barktoberfest
Winston Furchill
Bow Wow Wowser
Pugglesworth
Snortorious
Louie Pawstrong
Pup Monaghan
Snoop Puggy Pug
Charles Barkley
Poogerton
Sherlock Pug
J.K. Howling
Pupcorn
Puggy Stardust
PuggsyBear
Muttley Crue
Puggert T. Washington
Hairy Pawter
Bone Jovi
Bark Ruffalo
Andy Warhowl
Colonel Slobber
The Notorious P.U.G.
Mary Puppins
Captain Pugwash
Ruff Ryder
Genghis Pug
Snortsky & Hutch
Darth Pugger
Frankfurter
Dogtor Seuss
Sarge Barkyg
Pugmaster Flash
Pugsy Wugsy
Sherlock Bones
Puglar
ChihuahuaPugly
Furguson
Pup Fiction
Snuffles McDoodles
Pugsy Malone
Little Bowwow Peep
Sir Barksalot
Why can’t pugs keep secrets? They always let the cat out of the pug.
What’s a pug’s favorite movie? Pup Fiction.
How did the pug become an author? It penned a real tail-biter.
How do pugs listen to music? With pugphones, of course.
How do pugs stay cozy in winter? With their pug-uccino.
How do pugs request a song? They put a treat on the DJ’s nose.
What’s a pug’s dream vacation? The Barks and Recreation Park.
What’s a pug’s favorite Shakespeare play? The Taming of the Pugrew.
What’s a pug’s favorite type of cheese? Pug-gorgonzola.
Why are pugs experts at networking? They know the whole mutt-i-verse.
What’s a pug’s favorite mode of therapy? Ruffercise.
Why don’t pugs play hide and seek? They can’t seem to pug out.
How do pugs play board games? With pawsome moves.
What do you call a pug with no legs? It doesn’t matter; it won’t come anyway.
What do you call a pug that loves the snow? Frosty the Snob.
Why did the pug sit in the shade? It didn’t want to be a hot dog.
Why are pugs horrible DJs? They keep hitting “paws.”
Why are pugs such great detectives? They always nose around.
What’s a pug’s favorite exercise? Snoop yoga.
Why do pugs avoid elevators? They don’t like hoomans pressing their buttons.
Why are pugs such great sailors? They’re experts in navigation.
What’s a pug’s motto? Pugs, not drugs.
What’s a pug’s favorite dessert? Pupcakes.
Why did the pug bring a mop? It heard about a pupwash.
What do pugs say when they rally? “Pug life, no strife!”
What’s a pug’s favorite dance move? The tail wag.
What’s a pug’s favorite flower? Pugbiscus.
How does a pug write a poem? It dog-earates the paper.
Why did the pug go back to school? It wanted to be the leader of the litter.
Why do pugs make terrible boxers? They always bring a tail to the fight.
Why did the pug cross the road? To get to the barking lot.
What do pugs eat for breakfast? Woofles.
What did the pug say to his therapist? “I’m pawsitively stressed!”
What’s a pug’s favorite band? The Rolling Bones.
Why are pugs such terrible liars? They’ve got a tell-tale tail.
How do pugs travel? They wag through the tail-wind.
Why do pugs wear sunglasses? To look fetchin’.
What’s a pug magician’s secret? It’s all about the Labracadabra.
How do pugs show affection? With pug-kins.
What’s a pug couple’s favorite TV show? Paw & Order.
Why do pugs prefer small cars? They’re fans of pug-buggies.
What’s a pug’s favorite breakfast cereal? Weet-a-pug-ix.
How did the pug get promoted at work? It mastered pup-lic speaking.
What’s a pug’s favorite type of art? Paw-traits.
How do pugs flirt? They give each other puppy eyes.
Why did the pug bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house.
Why are pugs so adorable? It’s in their pug-DNA.
What’s a pug’s favorite burger? A Big Mac-on.
How do pugs express love online? With pug emojis.
Why do pugs love the summer? They get to go to the pooch!