Why did the pug cross the road? To get to the barking lot.
What’s a pug’s favorite flower? Pugbiscus.
How do pugs play board games? With pawsome moves.
Why can’t pugs keep secrets? They always let the cat out of the pug.
How do pugs travel? They wag through the tail-wind.
Why did the pug bring a ladder to the bar? It heard the drinks were on the house.
Why are pugs experts at networking? They know the whole mutt-i-verse.
Why are pugs such great detectives? They always nose around.
How do pugs express love online? With pug emojis.
Why do pugs wear sunglasses? To look fetchin’.
How did the pug become an author? It penned a real tail-biter.
What’s a pug magician’s secret? It’s all about the Labracadabra.
How do pugs stay cozy in winter? With their pug-uccino.
What’s a pug’s favorite mode of therapy? Ruffercise.
What do pugs say when they rally? “Pug life, no strife!”
What’s a pug’s favorite breakfast cereal? Weet-a-pug-ix.
Why do pugs love the summer? They get to go to the pooch!
Why did the pug bring a mop? It heard about a pupwash.
What’s a pug’s motto? Pugs, not drugs.
What do you call a pug that loves the snow? Frosty the Snob.
What’s a pug couple’s favorite TV show? Paw & Order.
How do pugs show affection? With pug-kins.
Why did the pug go back to school? It wanted to be the leader of the litter.
How do pugs request a song? They put a treat on the DJ’s nose.
What’s a pug’s favorite movie? Pup Fiction.
What’s a pug’s favorite exercise? Snoop yoga.
Why are pugs such great sailors? They’re experts in navigation.
What do pugs eat for breakfast? Woofles.
What’s a pug’s favorite burger? A Big Mac-on.
What’s a pug’s favorite type of art? Paw-traits.
Why did the pug sit in the shade? It didn’t want to be a hot dog.
What do you call a pug with no legs? It doesn’t matter; it won’t come anyway.
How do pugs listen to music? With pugphones, of course.
How does a pug write a poem? It dog-earates the paper.
Why do pugs avoid elevators? They don’t like hoomans pressing their buttons.
How did the pug get promoted at work? It mastered pup-lic speaking.
What’s a pug’s favorite type of cheese? Pug-gorgonzola.
What did the pug say to his therapist? “I’m pawsitively stressed!”
How do pugs flirt? They give each other puppy eyes.
Why do pugs prefer small cars? They’re fans of pug-buggies.
Why do pugs make terrible boxers? They always bring a tail to the fight.
Why are pugs such terrible liars? They’ve got a tell-tale tail.
What’s a pug’s favorite dessert? Pupcakes.
Why don’t pugs play hide and seek? They can’t seem to pug out.
Why are pugs so adorable? It’s in their pug-DNA.
What’s a pug’s favorite dance move? The tail wag.
What’s a pug’s favorite Shakespeare play? The Taming of the Pugrew.
What’s a pug’s favorite band? The Rolling Bones.
What’s a pug’s dream vacation? The Barks and Recreation Park.
Why are pugs horrible DJs? They keep hitting “paws.”
Pugs: Unconditional snuggle experts.
Can’t handle the pug cuteness.
Welcome to the pug zone.
Ready for my close-up, Mr. Pughville.
Pug me, bro.
Pugging around the park.
Pugtatoes: Couch life champions.
A pug a day keeps the blues away.
Paw-sitively obsessed with pugs.
Just another pug-tastic day!
I’m not fat, I’m puggy.
What’s that smell? Pugtential love!
Why worry? My pug’s got it covered.
Just me and my pug-nificent friend.
Pugs got me feeling pawsome!
Pugged up and fabulous!
The pug struggle is real.
Pugtizens of the world: unite!
Best friends fur-ever: me and my pug.
Feeling pugly this morning.
Unpugalievable day!
Hold on, just pugging my shoes.
Pugging my way through life.
My pug rolls are strong.
I’m pugged out.
My spirit animal: Pugicorn.
Snorts and wiggles: my kinda day!
Pug life: It’s a snort thing.
Grumpiest pug? Im-paws-ible!
Pug nap champion; all-time record holder.
Pugs and kisses!
The life of the puggy party!
Snug as a pug in a rug.
I can’t pug it out of my head.
Does anyone speak ‘pug’ around here?
I need acoffee…pugging pronto!
Evidence of pugging around.
My pug: small in size, huge in heart.
Today, we’re gonna smash this pug!
Pugtastic adventures await!
Heart full, pug in tow.
Pug, hug, repeat.
Pugs: Bringing joy, one snort at a time.
Pug thoughts: open for pawservation.
Pug says relax.
Living my pug dreams!
Pug-a-licious treats incoming!
I don’t sweat, I pugblow.
Pugging through life.
Pugs have me wrapped around their curly tail.
What did the pug do at the beach? It buried its bones.
What do pugs call computer bugs? Nasty pugs-in-the-machine.
I took my pug to the vet… it’s the best diagnose-sation I’ve made!
Where do pugs invest their money? In the bone market.
What do you call a pug magician? A Labracadabrador.
My pug lovescheese; it’s a muzzarella fan.
My pug never gets sick; he’s got pug-tense immunity.
Dog park fashion? My pug’s got a great tail-or.
Where’s a pug’s favorite tourist spot? The Great Barkrier Reef.
I asked my pug what’s on TV; he said, “Barkflix!”
How do pugs celebrate Halloween? They go trick-or-treating fur fun.
If you ask a pug for advice, it won’t be a ruff guess.
My pug joined a band, and he became the lead-barker.
When pugsfly, they don’t pay fur-ght fare.
Where do pugs buy shoes? At a flea market.
Why was the pug on a diet? It was a little husky.
My pug loves tea, she’s a real mug lover.
Why was the pug a great musician? It mastered the bass-ive range.
Why do pugs never get lost? They’re pawsitively good with directions.
Why was the pug howling? Its collar was too tight.
I took my pug to the market, now he’s a shopawholic.
Why don’t pugs use social media? They’d rather bark and chat.
My pug wants to be a chef; he’s a real gormutt.
Why did the pug become a detective? It had a nose for clues.
What did the pug say when losing at poker? I’m fold-ing under pressure.
When driving, my pug takes the whiney road.
If you give a pug a job, they’ll take it fur real.
My pug loves reading; he’s a real book-bulldog.
What’s a pug’s favorite gym exercise? Pup-curls.
What did the pug say to its Valentine? I’m mutts about you.
My pug runs a tight ship; he’s the ulti-mutt captain.
Pugs don’t play basketball because they’ve got short pups.
When my pug dances, it’s an absolute wiggle masterpiece.
My pug’s favorite band is The Rolling Bones.
Why was the pug envious of the Dalmatian? It spotted a trend.
Don’t judge a pug by its fur, it’s a pawperti contradiction.
Why did the pug go to space? It wanted to see fur out there.
When my pug plans a party, it’s a mutts-have event.
How do pugs greet each other? Howl-are you doing?
What’s a pug’s favorite instrument? The trombone.
What do pugs listen to when driving? They love bark-to-bark hits.
What’s a pug’s favorite movie? Pup Fiction.
Pugs love math because they know the ruff calculations.
Why did the pug bring a sweater to the poker game? It had a ruff hand.
When my pug plants flowers, they’re magnifi-scent.
What do pugs call their campers? Ruff-abouts.
What’s a pug’s favorite part of a newspaper? The paws.
Why don’t pugs do crossword puzzles? They hate leaving paw prints.
My pug finished painting its masterpiece; it took most of the portrait woof.
My pug’s favorite dish is pawsta.
What do you call a pug on a surfboard? A wave-pugler!
What’s a pug’s favorite ailment? Paw-chitis!
What’s a pug’s favorite movie genre? Bark-busters!
What do you get when you cross a pug with a computer? A lot of byte-sized snacks!
Why did the pug write an autobiography? He had a lot of pup-stories!
Why don’t pugs like jokes? They always take everything too litter-ally.
Why was the pug a good musician? He had real bark-arhythm!
Why did the pug fail his driving test? He couldn’t find the pup-pedals!
What do you call a pug in a band? Drum-pug!
What’s one thing a pug always remembers? His pug-niversary!
What’s a pug’s favorite snack? Pup-sicles!
What’s a pug’s favorite app? Snap-dog!
What happens when a pug bakes? He makes a bundt pupper!
How do pugs feel about exercise? They’re not very pup-sessed with it!
What book do pugs love? Pup-Rince!
What do pessimistic pugs believe? Every dog has its spay!
How do you describe a stylish pug? Pug-tastic!
How do you make a pug stand out? Just throw him a bone!
What do you call a pug ruling the land? Pug-ish Khan!
What’s a pug’s ultimate road trip song? “Born to Be Wild!”
What’s a pug’s favorite place to shop? Pugmart!
What’s a pug’s least favorite vegetable? Pup-ccinis!
Who’s a pug’s favorite movie star? Pug-trick Swayze!
Why did the pug preach? He had a devout pug-mission!
How does a pug always have a good day? He paws-pones negativity!
What’s a pug’s favorite puzzle game? Pup-zlemania!
How does a pug stay fit? Pug-a-robics!
What’s a pug’s favorite dance move? The puggie shuffle!
What do you call a pug at a costume party? Pup-couter!
What’s a pug’s favorite band? The Rolling Bones!
What makes a pug bark up a storm? Thunder-pugs!
Where do pugs go on vacation? The Pup-taga Canal!
What’s a pug’s favorite superhero? Bark Kent!
What’s a pug’s favorite sport? Pup-tennis!
What’s a pug’s favorite weather? Pup-cyclones and fur-nados!
What do you call a serious pug? Dogged!
Who loved pugs more than anyone? Pug-gustus Gloop!
What’s a pug’s guilty pleasure?PopcornBarkels!
What do you call a pug on the beach? A pugkin’ bather!
What’s a pug addicted to? Paw-ffee!
What’s a pug’s favorite storybook? Pug-aroo and Juliet!
What’s a pug’s least favorite part of the week? Mutt-day!
Why did the pug sit in the shade? He didn’t want to be a hot dog!
What’s a pug’s favoritesandwich? BLT (Bark, Lick, Tail)!
What’s a pug’s favorite color? Pup-rple!
What’s a pug’s favorite iced drink? Bark-eccino!
What do pugs do at the gym? Bench bark!
What’s a pug’s favorite instrument? A trom-bone!
What do pugs say during a race? “May the best pup win!”
What’s a pug’s favorite dessert? Pugnutbutterpie!
You’re doggone perfect.
My heart barks for you.
You’re my tail-to-the-happy ending.
No bones about it, I’m in love.
I’m always puggin’ into love with you.
I’m mutts about you.
Fur-real, you’re my one and only.
I’m furever grateful for your love.
Love isn’t a sprint, it’s a pug-marathon.
You pugged my life with passion.
I woof you more each day.
We make the paw-fect pair.
You’re my pugtastic dream come true.
Together, we’re a pug-match made in heaven.
Together we’re un-fur-gettable.
You’re the pug to my hug.
Our love story is put-a-paws-ibly epic.
When we’re together, I feel simply tail-tastic.
You’ve stolen a pug-sized piece of my heart.
You pug-ment my soul.
You’re the cheesy puggle to my macaroni.
You complete my pug-life.
You and me were simply meant to be.
Showered in pug kisses, happily fur-ever after.
I’m paw-sitively head over paws for you.
You’re the pug-nacle of my life.
Our love blooms like a pug in spring.
Together we put the “aww” in pawsome.
Our love is like a pug: always snuggling.
Our love isn’t arf-bad at all.
Snuggling with you is a pug above the rest.
I’m stuck on you like pug hair on a sweater.
Our love is pawsitively pugalicious.
Let’s tie the pug-knot of love.
You’re pawsitively charming.
I’m dog-gone nuts about us.
Let’s be im-pug-ssibly happy together.
You’re my im-pug-sible dream.
Your love is a pugtacular adventure.
You’ve gotta a special pug in my heart.
You’re my fur-ever crush.
Life without you is ruff.
You’re the pup to mycorn.
Our bond is pup-ar amount.
You’re my pug in shining armor.
Every day is Valentine’s Day with my pug-love.
You make my heart do the pug-tango.
You’re the fur-midable love of my life.
You warm my heart like a pug in sunshine.
I’m pugging crazy for you.
Beowoof
Charles Barkley
Snuffles McDoodles
Little Bowwow Peep
Sir Barksalot
Bone Jovi
Pugzilla
Puggert T. Washington
Furguson
Puggy Stardust
Winston Furchill
Pugsy Wugsy
Bow Wow Wowser
Muttley Crue
Snortorious
Bark Twain
Captain Pugwash
Sherlock Bones
Sherlock Pug
Snortsky & Hutch
Pugmaster Flash
Ruff Ryder
Pugnacious
Poogerton
Mary Puppins
Pugsy Malone
Vin Diesel
Pugglesworth
Colonel Slobber
Puglar
Sarge Barkyg
Snoop Puggy Pug
Pup Fiction
Pup Monaghan
ChihuahuaPugly
J.K. Howling
Andy Warhowl
Salvador Dogi
Dogtor Seuss
Bark Ruffalo
Pupcorn
The Notorious P.U.G.
Genghis Pug
Frankfurter
Hairy Pawter
Lady Puppington
PuggsyBear
Barktoberfest
Darth Pugger
Louie Pawstrong