Why was the Easter Bunny so sad? He was having a bad hare day.
Why don’t rabbits ever get lost? They always loaf around in groups.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite genre of music? Hip-hop.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite type of movie? One with a hoppy ending.
Where do rabbits go after their weddings? On their bunnymoon.
What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you.
What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare-line!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite holiday? Bunday.
What kind of books do rabbits read? Ones with hoppy endings.
Why was the rabbit jealous of thebeetle? He wanted to be the next top hare-module!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite place to eat? Hopland.
How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.
Why was the rabbit an opera star? He had impressive hare-tones.
Why was the rabbit arrested? He was caught in a hare-raising caper.
What did the rabbit give his girlfriend? A 14-carrot ring.
Why was the rabbit always calm? He wasn’t a hare in the world.
How does a rabbit ask for luggage help? Hare-porter?
Who’s the CEO of the bunny bank? The Easter Bunny.
How do rabbits clean their houses? With a vacc-hare.
Why don’t rabbits use computers? Because they’re afraid of byte.
How do rabbits send letters? By hare-mail.
How do rabbits stay in shape? Hare-obics!
How do rabbits stay cool in the summer? With hare-conditioning.
What did the magician say to the rabbit? Presto, you’re a hair!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite sport? Basket ball.
How does a rabbit keep his fur styled? With hare gel.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
Where does a bunny get his gas? From a Shell station.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur tidy? He uses a harebrush.
How do rabbits travel? By hare-plane.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.
How can you tell a rabbit’s age? Look up their birth hoppy.
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because it was the chicken’s day off.
Why don’t rabbits get into trouble? Because they’re all ears.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite restaurant? IHOP.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summer? They have hare-conditioning.
What do you call a sleeping rabbit? A nap-tor.
What type of monster is fur-midable? A were-hare.
What do you call a mischievous rabbit? A hare-dresser.
What’s an optimistic rabbit’s motto? Don’t worry, be hoppy.
Who is a bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit de Niro.
What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A funny bunny.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite TV show? Bugs Bunny Reruns.
Why did the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? He was a little extra-hare.
What did the detective rabbit say? This is a hare-raising case.
Where do fancy rabbits go? To the hare-salon.
What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backward en masse? A hare-mony.
Why don’t rabbits make good sailors? They fear the hare-cane.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with ashellfish? Anoysterbunny.
Why was the rabbit so energetic? Because it was a hare-raising experience!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite dance? The Bunny Hop!
How do bunnies write secrets? They use invisible ink.
Where do rabbits go after they get married? On their bunny-moon.
How do rabbits stay cool in the summer? With hare conditioning!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite type of exercise? Aerobunnies.
Why are rabbits so lucky? Because they have four rabbit’s feet.
What kind of books do rabbits like? Ones with hoppy endings.
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 14 carrot gold.
Why are rabbits good at math? They multiply quickly.
Why did the rabbit bring a ladder? To hop over the fence.
Why did the rabbit bring a computer to the restaurant? So he could byte!
What do you call a line of rabbits walking backward? A receding hare-line.
Why don’t rabbits get along withchickens? They always brood over things.
How does a rabbit keep its fur looking so good? With hare spray!
Why did the rabbit go to school? To improve his hare-ducation.
How do rabbits travel? By hare-plane.
How do rabbits apologize? They say, “I’m very sorry.”
How do you know a rabbit has a rich imagination? They come up with hare-brained ideas.
How do you know a rabbit is in a good mood? He’s hoppy!
Why did the rabbit avoid the badger? He didn’t want to get badgered.
Why did the rabbit get a ticket? For tail-gating.
How do bunnies stay in shape? Hare-robics.
What sport do rabbits play at recess? Basket-hare-ball.
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP pancakes.
What do rabbits use to make calls? Their cell-hare phones.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite social media platform? Instahare.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite genre of music? Hip-hop.
What do you call a rabbit who’s always making jokes? A funny bunny.
What’s a bunny’s favorite restaurant? Baskin Robbins.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite vegetable? Lettuce.
What game do rabbits play with their friends? Hop-scotch.
What do you call a rabbit who tells good stories? A hare-ative.
What do rabbits wear to bed? Paj-hare-mas.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite holiday? Bunday.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with asnake? A jump rope.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite year? A leap year.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite TV show? Whose Line is it Hoppin’ Anyway?
What do rabbits say before eating?Lettucepray.
What do you call a transformer bunny? Hop-timus Prime.
What’s the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit bill? One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite drink? Carrot juice.
How do rabbits send their letters? By hare-mail.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite astrology sign? Haretarius.
Where do rabbits go to relax? To the spa for a hare-cut.
Why did the rabbit eat carrots? Because he didn’t want to be beet!
What do you call a rabbit comedian? Stand-up hare.
Why do rabbits go to the library? Foregg-stra informative books.
What’s a bunny’s motto? Don’t worry, be hoppy.
How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hare-plane!
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant? IHOP!
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite pastime? Egg hunting!
What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state? Idaho (because of thepotatoes)!
What’s a bunny’s favorite kind of movie? One with a hoppy ending!
What do you call a bunny that works in a bakery? A doughmaker!
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Anything with a good beat!
What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an insect? Bugs Bunny!
Why don’t bunnies make good basketball players? They always dribble!
Why was the Easter Bunny so sad? He was having a bad hare day!
What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you!
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A hot cross bunny!
Why couldn’t the Easter Bunny find his way back home? He lost his hare-ings!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite type of music? Hip hop!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? With lots of eggs-ercise!
What’s a bunny’s favorite game? Hop-scotch!
How do bunnies stay cool in the summer? They use hare conditioning!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
Why does the Easter Bunny like to read? Because reading gives him a hoppy outlook on life!
What’s a bunny’s motto? Don’t worry, be hoppy!
What kind of jokes do Easter eggs tell? Egg-cellent ones!
Why do Easter eggs hide? They’re a little chicken!
Why don’t you see rabbits wearing glasses? They’re too good with contact lenses!
How does the Easter Bunny paint all the Easter eggs? He hires egg-spert painters!
Why was the Easter Bunny in the hospital? He needed a hoperations!
How does a bunny keep his fur looking great? Hare spray!
Why did the Easter Bunny sit on the clock? He wanted to be on time!
How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Make a noise like a carrot!
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky? He’s got four rabbit’s feet!
What did one Easter egg say to the other? Have an egg-stra special day!
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does a lot of hare-obics!
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the dance? To shake his bunny tail!
Why did the Easter Bunny go to school? To egg-spand his knowledge!
What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket? Two points like everyone else!
Why are bunnies always happy? Because they know how to find all the eggs-tra fun!
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of story? One with a lot of twists and turns!
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? Basket-ball!
Where does the Easter Bunny get his breakfast? IHOP, of course!
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? Because it was the chicken’s day off!
Why did the bunny cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
How do bunnies get around on Easter? They use the hare-plane!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of jewelry? 14 carrot gold!
What did the Easter Bunny say when he got a haircut? Thanks for making me look egg-cellent!
What did the Easter Bunny get on his math test? A good egg-splanation!
How do you know the Easter Bunny brings good news? Because he has the hare-mail!
What’s a bunny’s favorite dance? The bunny hop!
What did the egg do when it saw the Easter Bunny? It shell-ebrated!
How does Easter end? With an “R”!
What is a bunny’s favorite type of book? One with an egg-citing plot!
Why do rabbits get involved in so many lawsuits? They always want to hare their grievances!