Why did the Easter Bunny go to the dance? To shake his bunny tail!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? With lots of eggs-ercise!
What did the Easter Bunny say when he got a haircut? Thanks for making me look egg-cellent!
Why did the Easter Bunny sit on the clock? He wanted to be on time!
What did one Easter egg say to the other? Have an egg-stra special day!
What did the egg do when it saw the Easter Bunny? It shell-ebrated!
Why couldn’t the Easter Bunny find his way back home? He lost his hare-ings!
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A hot cross bunny!
Why don’t bunnies make good basketball players? They always dribble!
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite pastime? Egg hunting!
Why are bunnies always happy? Because they know how to find all the eggs-tra fun!
What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state? Idaho (because of thepotatoes)!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite type of music? Hip hop!
Why do Easter eggs hide? They’re a little chicken!
Why don’t you see rabbits wearing glasses? They’re too good with contact lenses!
Why was the Easter Bunny in the hospital? He needed a hoperations!
Why does the Easter Bunny like to read? Because reading gives him a hoppy outlook on life!
Why do rabbits get involved in so many lawsuits? They always want to hare their grievances!
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant? IHOP!
How does a bunny keep his fur looking great? Hare spray!
Why did the Easter Bunny go to school? To egg-spand his knowledge!
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? Because it was the chicken’s day off!
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Anything with a good beat!
Where does the Easter Bunny get his breakfast? IHOP, of course!
What’s a bunny’s favorite game? Hop-scotch!
What’s a bunny’s motto? Don’t worry, be hoppy!
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does a lot of hare-obics!
What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an insect? Bugs Bunny!
What is a bunny’s favorite type of book? One with an egg-citing plot!
What’s a bunny’s favorite kind of movie? One with a hoppy ending!
How do bunnies get around on Easter? They use the hare-plane!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of jewelry? 14 carrot gold!
How does the Easter Bunny paint all the Easter eggs? He hires egg-spert painters!
Why was the Easter Bunny so sad? He was having a bad hare day!
What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you!
How do bunnies stay cool in the summer? They use hare conditioning!
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of story? One with a lot of twists and turns!
How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hare-plane!
What do you call a bunny that works in a bakery? A doughmaker!
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? Basket-ball!
How do you know the Easter Bunny brings good news? Because he has the hare-mail!
What did the Easter Bunny get on his math test? A good egg-splanation!
What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket? Two points like everyone else!
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky? He’s got four rabbit’s feet!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
Why did the bunny cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
What kind of jokes do Easter eggs tell? Egg-cellent ones!
What’s a bunny’s favorite dance? The bunny hop!
How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Make a noise like a carrot!
How does Easter end? With an “R”!
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because it was the chicken’s day off.
Why don’t rabbits use computers? Because they’re afraid of byte.
What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare-line!
What did the rabbit give his girlfriend? A 14-carrot ring.
Who is a bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit de Niro.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
What did the detective rabbit say? This is a hare-raising case.
Where does a bunny get his gas? From a Shell station.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite type of movie? One with a hoppy ending.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summer? They have hare-conditioning.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with ashellfish? Anoysterbunny.
What did the magician say to the rabbit? Presto, you’re a hair!
How does a rabbit ask for luggage help? Hare-porter?
What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you.
What do you call a sleeping rabbit? A nap-tor.
What type of monster is fur-midable? A were-hare.
What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backward en masse? A hare-mony.
How do rabbits stay in shape? Hare-obics!
Why don’t rabbits make good sailors? They fear the hare-cane.
Why don’t rabbits ever get lost? They always loaf around in groups.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.
Why did the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? He was a little extra-hare.
Why was the rabbit jealous of thebeetle? He wanted to be the next top hare-module!
How do rabbits travel? By hare-plane.
Where do rabbits go after their weddings? On their bunnymoon.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite restaurant? IHOP.
What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A funny bunny.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite place to eat? Hopland.
What do you call a mischievous rabbit? A hare-dresser.
How do rabbits send letters? By hare-mail.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite TV show? Bugs Bunny Reruns.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite holiday? Bunday.
What’s an optimistic rabbit’s motto? Don’t worry, be hoppy.
How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur tidy? He uses a harebrush.
How do rabbits clean their houses? With a vacc-hare.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite genre of music? Hip-hop.
Why don’t rabbits get into trouble? Because they’re all ears.
Why was the rabbit an opera star? He had impressive hare-tones.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite sport? Basket ball.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
Who’s the CEO of the bunny bank? The Easter Bunny.
How do rabbits stay cool in the summer? With hare-conditioning.
Why was the Easter Bunny so sad? He was having a bad hare day.
Why was the rabbit always calm? He wasn’t a hare in the world.
How can you tell a rabbit’s age? Look up their birth hoppy.
How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.
Where do fancy rabbits go? To the hare-salon.
How does a rabbit keep his fur styled? With hare gel.
Why was the rabbit arrested? He was caught in a hare-raising caper.
What kind of books do rabbits read? Ones with hoppy endings.
Where do rabbits go after they get married? On their bunny-moon.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite year? A leap year.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with asnake? A jump rope.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite type of exercise? Aerobunnies.
Why did the rabbit bring a computer to the restaurant? So he could byte!
How do rabbits apologize? They say, “I’m very sorry.”
What do rabbits use to make calls? Their cell-hare phones.
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP pancakes.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite drink? Carrot juice.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite genre of music? Hip-hop.
What do you call a rabbit who’s always making jokes? A funny bunny.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite dance? The Bunny Hop!
Why are rabbits good at math? They multiply quickly.
What game do rabbits play with their friends? Hop-scotch.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite holiday? Bunday.
How do rabbits stay cool in the summer? With hare conditioning!
Why do rabbits go to the library? Foregg-stra informative books.
What do you call a line of rabbits walking backward? A receding hare-line.
Why did the rabbit go to school? To improve his hare-ducation.
How does a rabbit keep its fur looking so good? With hare spray!
What do you call a rabbit who tells good stories? A hare-ative.
What’s the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit bill? One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny.
Why did the rabbit bring a ladder? To hop over the fence.
How do rabbits travel? By hare-plane.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite astrology sign? Haretarius.
How do you know a rabbit is in a good mood? He’s hoppy!
Why did the rabbit eat carrots? Because he didn’t want to be beet!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite TV show? Whose Line is it Hoppin’ Anyway?
What do you call a rabbit comedian? Stand-up hare.
Why was the rabbit so energetic? Because it was a hare-raising experience!
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
Why don’t rabbits get along withchickens? They always brood over things.
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 14 carrot gold.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite vegetable? Lettuce.
How do bunnies stay in shape? Hare-robics.
What sport do rabbits play at recess? Basket-hare-ball.
What do rabbits say before eating?Lettucepray.
How do rabbits send their letters? By hare-mail.
Why are rabbits so lucky? Because they have four rabbit’s feet.
What’s a bunny’s motto? Don’t worry, be hoppy.
Where do rabbits go to relax? To the spa for a hare-cut.
What do you call a transformer bunny? Hop-timus Prime.
What kind of books do rabbits like? Ones with hoppy endings.
Why did the rabbit avoid the badger? He didn’t want to get badgered.
How do you know a rabbit has a rich imagination? They come up with hare-brained ideas.
How do bunnies write secrets? They use invisible ink.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite social media platform? Instahare.
Why did the rabbit get a ticket? For tail-gating.
What’s a bunny’s favorite restaurant? Baskin Robbins.
What do rabbits wear to bed? Paj-hare-mas.