150 Rabbit Puns
Easter bunny puns
How does the Easter Bunny travel? By hare-plane!
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? Because it was the chicken’s day off!
What’s a bunny’s favorite game? Hop-scotch!
Why did the Easter Bunny go to the dance? To shake his bunny tail!
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
What did the Easter Bunny say when he got a haircut? Thanks for making me look egg-cellent!
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? Basket-ball!
Why did the Easter Bunny sit on the clock? He wanted to be on time!
What’s a bunny’s favorite dance? The bunny hop!
Why couldn’t the Easter Bunny find his way back home? He lost his hare-ings!
How does a bunny keep his fur looking great? Hare spray!
What kind of jokes do Easter eggs tell? Egg-cellent ones!
Why did the Easter Bunny go to school? To egg-spand his knowledge!
How do bunnies get around on Easter? They use the hare-plane!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite kind of jewelry? 14 carrot gold!
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? With lots of eggs-ercise!
What did one Easter egg say to the other? Have an egg-stra special day!
What do you get if you cross a rabbit with an insect? Bugs Bunny!
What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state? Idaho (because of thepotatoes)!
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant? IHOP!
Why was the Easter Bunny in the hospital? He needed a hoperations!
What is a bunny’s favorite type of book? One with an egg-citing plot!
Why do rabbits get involved in so many lawsuits? They always want to hare their grievances!
What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you!
Where does the Easter Bunny get his breakfast? IHOP, of course!
Why don’t bunnies make good basketball players? They always dribble!
Why do Easter eggs hide? They’re a little chicken!
Why are bunnies always happy? Because they know how to find all the eggs-tra fun!
What did the egg do when it saw the Easter Bunny? It shell-ebrated!
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does a lot of hare-obics!
Why was the Easter Bunny so sad? He was having a bad hare day!
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite pastime? Egg hunting!
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A hot cross bunny!
What’s a bunny’s motto? Don’t worry, be hoppy!
What do you call a bunny that works in a bakery? A doughmaker!
What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket? Two points like everyone else!
How does the Easter Bunny paint all the Easter eggs? He hires egg-spert painters!
How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Make a noise like a carrot!
What did the Easter Bunny get on his math test? A good egg-splanation!
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Anything with a good beat!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite type of music? Hip hop!
Why does the Easter Bunny like to read? Because reading gives him a hoppy outlook on life!
How do you know the Easter Bunny brings good news? Because he has the hare-mail!
What’s a bunny’s favorite kind of movie? One with a hoppy ending!
How does Easter end? With an “R”!
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky? He’s got four rabbit’s feet!
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of story? One with a lot of twists and turns!
Why don’t you see rabbits wearing glasses? They’re too good with contact lenses!
How do bunnies stay cool in the summer? They use hare conditioning!
Why did the bunny cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Rabbit pun one-liners
How do rabbits stay in shape? Hare-obics!
How do rabbits travel? By hare-plane.
Where do fancy rabbits go? To the hare-salon.
Why was the rabbit jealous of thebeetle? He wanted to be the next top hare-module!
Why don’t rabbits use computers? Because they’re afraid of byte.
Who is a bunny’s favorite movie actor? Rabbit de Niro.
Why was the rabbit arrested? He was caught in a hare-raising caper.
Why did the rabbit bring toilet paper to the party? He was a little extra-hare.
Where do rabbits go after their weddings? On their bunnymoon.
How can you tell a rabbit’s age? Look up their birth hoppy.
How does a rabbit keep his fur styled? With hare gel.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.
Why was the Easter Bunny so sad? He was having a bad hare day.
Why was the rabbit always calm? He wasn’t a hare in the world.
Why don’t rabbits ever get lost? They always loaf around in groups.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite genre of music? Hip-hop.
What do you call a line of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare-line!
What did the rabbit give his girlfriend? A 14-carrot ring.
How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur tidy? He uses a harebrush.
What do you call a mischievous rabbit? A hare-dresser.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite TV show? Bugs Bunny Reruns.
What kind of books do rabbits read? Ones with hoppy endings.
Who’s the CEO of the bunny bank? The Easter Bunny.
Why was the rabbit an opera star? He had impressive hare-tones.
Where does a bunny get his gas? From a Shell station.
What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It’s been nice gnawing you.
What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A funny bunny.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite sport? Basket ball.
How do rabbits stay cool in the summer? With hare-conditioning.
How do rabbits clean their houses? With a vacc-hare.
How does a rabbit ask for luggage help? Hare-porter?
What’s a rabbit’s favorite type of movie? One with a hoppy ending.
What did the detective rabbit say? This is a hare-raising case.
How do rabbits send letters? By hare-mail.
How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite holiday? Bunday.
What’s an optimistic rabbit’s motto? Don’t worry, be hoppy.
Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summer? They have hare-conditioning.
What do you call a sleeping rabbit? A nap-tor.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with ashellfish? Anoysterbunny.
What did the magician say to the rabbit? Presto, you’re a hair!
What’s a rabbit’s favorite restaurant? IHOP.
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because it was the chicken’s day off.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
What type of monster is fur-midable? A were-hare.
Why don’t rabbits make good sailors? They fear the hare-cane.
What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backward en masse? A hare-mony.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite place to eat? Hopland.
Why don’t rabbits get into trouble? Because they’re all ears.
Funny rabbit puns and jokes
What’s a rabbit’s favorite vegetable? Lettuce.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
What do you call a rabbit comedian? Stand-up hare.
What do rabbits say before eating?Lettucepray.
How does a rabbit keep its fur looking so good? With hare spray!
What do you call a rabbit who’s always making jokes? A funny bunny.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite genre of music? Hip-hop.
Where do rabbits go after they get married? On their bunny-moon.
Why did the rabbit avoid the badger? He didn’t want to get badgered.
How do bunnies write secrets? They use invisible ink.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite year? A leap year.
What game do rabbits play with their friends? Hop-scotch.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with asnake? A jump rope.
How do rabbits apologize? They say, “I’m very sorry.”
What do rabbits wear to bed? Paj-hare-mas.
How do bunnies stay in shape? Hare-robics.
What do you call a rabbit who tells good stories? A hare-ative.
Where do rabbits go to relax? To the spa for a hare-cut.
What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? 14 carrot gold.
How do rabbits travel? By hare-plane.
Why did the rabbit eat carrots? Because he didn’t want to be beet!
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP pancakes.
Why don’t rabbits get along withchickens? They always brood over things.
How do rabbits send their letters? By hare-mail.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite astrology sign? Haretarius.
How do you know a rabbit is in a good mood? He’s hoppy!
What’s a bunny’s favorite restaurant? Baskin Robbins.
Why did the rabbit go to school? To improve his hare-ducation.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite TV show? Whose Line is it Hoppin’ Anyway?
Why did the rabbit bring a ladder? To hop over the fence.
Why are rabbits good at math? They multiply quickly.
Why did the rabbit get a ticket? For tail-gating.
Why do rabbits go to the library? Foregg-stra informative books.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite dance? The Bunny Hop!
What kind of books do rabbits like? Ones with hoppy endings.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite holiday? Bunday.
How do you know a rabbit has a rich imagination? They come up with hare-brained ideas.
What sport do rabbits play at recess? Basket-hare-ball.
Why did the rabbit bring a computer to the restaurant? So he could byte!
What do you call a line of rabbits walking backward? A receding hare-line.
What do rabbits use to make calls? Their cell-hare phones.
How do rabbits stay cool in the summer? With hare conditioning!
What do you call a transformer bunny? Hop-timus Prime.
What’s a bunny’s motto? Don’t worry, be hoppy.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite type of exercise? Aerobunnies.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite drink? Carrot juice.
Why are rabbits so lucky? Because they have four rabbit’s feet.
What’s a rabbit’s favorite social media platform? Instahare.
What’s the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit bill? One is bad money, the other is a mad bunny.
Why was the rabbit so energetic? Because it was a hare-raising experience!
