What’s the rat’s favorite instrument? The glockensqueak.
How do rats keep their fur looking great? With mice conditioner.
How do you know if a rat is a good chef? You can taste his flavor gnawledge.
What do you call a rat with a cold? A sick squeaker.
What’s a rat’s favorite holiday? Gnaw-lo-ween.
What’s a rat’s favorite sport? Rat-letics.
Why did the rat go to school? To improve his rodent-ication.
What’s a rat’s favorite game show? Wheel of Cheese.
Why do rats make terrible secret agents? They always get caught in the cheese trap.
Why did the rat bring a ladder to the bar? To get over the mouse trap.
How do rats celebrate their birthday? With cheese cake.
What’s a rat’s favorite dessert? Mice cream.
What’s a rat’s dream job? A stand-up squeak-median.
Why don’t rats like fast food? Because they can’t catch it.
What’s a rat’s favorite Shakespeare play? Ham-rat.
How do rats avoid getting caught? They use their whisker sense.
Why do rats make terrible politicians? They always rat each other out.
What do you call a rat that can’t stop? A fast squealer.
How do rats send mail? By mouse code.
What’s a rat’s favorite playground equipment? The cheese wheel.
Why was the rat looking at the computer? To find his mouse-mate.
Why do rats stay away from computers? Too many mouse traps.
What’s a rat’s favorite vegetable? Mice-berglettuce.
How do rats stay fit? By doing whisker-ups.
What game do rats love to play? Hide-and-squeak.
How do rats communicate over long distances? Rat-eophones.
How do you catch a unique rat? Unique up on it.
What’s the rat’s favorite part of a computer? The scroll mouse.
What do you call a rat who sings? A mouse-ician.
Why was the rat at church? To pray for cheddar days.
Why did the rat start a band? He loved the sound of the rat-atouille.
What’s a rat’s favorite exercise? Cheese curls.
How do you get rid of a rat’s hiccups? Tell it a mice joke!
What do rats order at fancy restaurants? Ratatouille.
What do you call a rat who’s a mastermind? A cheese whiz.
Why don’t rats use cell phones? They prefermousepads.
How does a rat write a story? With gnaw-ver-fic prose.
What’s a rat’s favorite movie? Ratatouille.
Why did the rat blush? It saw the cheese grater.
Why don’t rats get lost? They always use their gnaw-ledge to find their way.
What’s the rat’s favorite type of music? Hip-hop.
Why was the rat out of breath? He ran out of gas.
Why was the rat so bad at telling secrets? He was a squealer.
What did the rat say to the cheese? You’re the brie-st!
What do you call a rat astronaut? An astro-gnat.
What’s the most popular movie among rats? James Bond: Fromage with Love.
What’s a rat’s favorite painting? The Mousea Lisa.
What’s a rat’s favorite flower? Mouse-ear cress.
Where do rats like to go for fun? The squeak-easy.
Why did the rat break up with his girlfriend? She was a bit of a lab rat.
How do rats celebrate their birthdays? With a mouse-terpiece cake.
How do you know a rat invented something? It’s a cheesy invention.
Why did the rat go on a diet? It couldn’t handle the weight of its tail.
What’s a rat’s favorite vegetable? Mush-mouse.rooms.
Why was the rat always calm during exams? It was a mous-ter of relaxation.
What’s a rat’s favorite genre of music? Rat’n’roll.
Why do rats love going to school? To excel in mouse-thematics.
Why did the rat become a detective? To solve mouse-teries.
How did the rat win the race? With great whisker speed.
How do you describe a fashionable rat? Fur-ocious.
What do you call a rat that’s a genius? A brain-mouse.
What did the rat say when it won a prize? This is un-cheese-ivable!
What do you call a rat who can sing? A mouse-ician.
What did the rat do when it found a cheese factory? It went into cheddar shock.
What do you call a rat’s pet cat? A mouse-terpiece.
How do rats deal with issues? They gnaw things over.
How do you describe a rat who loves jewelry? Bling mouse.
What’s a rat’s dream job? Being a lab-Mousekateer.
What’s a rat’s favorite tool? A mouse-trap wrench.
Why did the rat start a band? Because it had great rhythm and blues.
What do you call a rat who loves to tell tales? A storyteller mouse.
How do you make a rat laugh? Tell it a cheesy joke.
How do rats keep fit? By doing rodent-cise.
What’s a rat’s favorite place to go? Disneyland’s Mice Kingdom.
What did the rat say to the cheese thief? You’re nacho friend!
What kind of rat never gets lost? A map-mouse.
What’s a rat’s favorite kind of movie? A mousical.
What did one rat say to the other when it was feeling down? Don’t be blue, cheese up!
What’s a romantic rat movie called? Mice to Meet You.
Why are rats terrible at secrets? Because they ratter.
Why did the rat become a chef? It wanted to be a whisker-wizard in the kitchen.
How did the rat solve the mystery? With mouse-tige intelligence.
What’s a rat’s favorite drink? Mouse-cow.
Why are rats writers’ favorite animals? They always leave cheese crumbs of inspiration.
What’s a rat’s favorite pop star? Cheddar-lyn Spears.
What’s a rat’s favorite dessert? Mice cream.
Why did the rat join a gym? To work on its mouse-cles.
Why did the rat visit New York? To see the Big Cheese.
Why don’t rats make good comedians? Because they always squeak the same jokes.
What do you call a rat’s favorite book? Of Mice and Cheese.
How do rats communicate? They use squeak-mail.
Why did the rat fail the test? It found the questions too squeaky.
Why do rats always succeed? Because they mouse-ter their goals.
What do rats like to watch on TV? Whisker-vision.
What’s a rat’s favorite sport? Base-mouse.
What do you call a lazy rat? A couch mouse-tato.
Why do rats always carry an umbrella? Because they hate getting their fur wet.
How did the rat become rich? It invested in blue-cheese-chip stocks.
What’s a rat’s favorite snack? Cheese and quackers.
Why did the rat break up with the cheese? It felt too holesome.