Don’t be sour, besweet!
Be-leaf in yourself!
This salad is so good, it should be illegal!
Lettuce turnip the beet!
You make me so berry happy!
Lettuce avoid drama!
Let’s taco ’bout how great this salad is.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
This salad is just what I knead.
I carrot about you!
I’m on a roll with these salads!
Can’t stop, won’t stop this salad train!
Let’s make some green!
You take the cake, but I take the salad!
I’m kind of a big dill.
Just a little bit of thyme.
You’re the zest!
Lettuce get together sometime.
Hands down, the best greens in town.
Lettuce romaine friends.
I’m never leafing you!
Lettuce celebrate our friendship.
Classy and sassy, just like my salad!
Kale yeah, it’s salad time!
Lettuce not take life too seriously.
I’m souper pumped about this salad!
Ain’t no party like a salad party!
Here’s looking at you, kale.
Feeling fine, no lettuce whine.
You’re so radishing!
Leaf it to me!
You’re grape and I love you.
You’re un-beet-able.
I’m feeling good, salad-wise.
No salad restrictions, just joy!
Rooting for you, always!
I relish this moment!
Lettuce meet again soon!
Time to leaf it all behind.
You’re one in a melon.
If we can’t beet them, join them!
Salad: the crunch that brings joy.
You’re my mush-roomie.
Salad days are the best days.
It’s a-peeling!
I’m dressing up just for you.
I’m nacho average salad lover.
Olive you so much!
No “if, ands, or but” about it!
What the romaine?
I’m on a salad diet; I just can’t seem to leaf it alone.
I carrot believe how good this is!
I got a salad that’s head and shoulders above the rest.
I’m a little bit corny when it comes to salads.
If loving salad is wrong, I don’t want to be right!
Kale yeah, I love salads!
Kale yeah, it’s party time!
I can’t leaf you alone for too long.
This salad is un-beet-able!
Romaine calm and eat on.
You make me feel all giddy like a bunch of peas.
Time to toss that salad!
It’s nacho average salad.
Chillin’ with my salad pals.
I’m kind of a big dill.
This dish is herb-aceous!
Lettuce romaine friends.
I’m just a little bit vine.
You’re simply grape!
Don’t go breaking my lettuce.
Feeling a bit mixed up?
Is that a salad in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Lettuce rejoice in salad memories!
Salad: nature’s way of saying, “Enjoy your greens!”
Olive you so much.
You’ve got to be kidding me, that’s some goodcucumber!
What a grate day for a salad!
Lettuce turnip the beet.
Let’s dress it up!
You’re my favoritepear.
I love salad, it’s no green-backer.
Dress for success; salads need style too!
You’re one in amelon.
It’s thyme to eat healthier!
Salads are kind of a big dill to me.
You must be a cucumber, ’cause you’re so cool.
I’m feeling quite fresh today.
I’m so fed up with bad salads; it’s thyme for a change!
Lettuce make it a date.
Don’t go bacon my heart, I couldn’t if I fried.
You’re so radishing!
I’m feeling a bit saucy today.
I’ll never leaf you behind.
I’d never leaf you for another salad.
You can’t beet my salad skills.
It’s hard to beet my love for salads.
Mustardis my favorite condiment—what about you?
Lettuce have a heart-to-heart.
Salad days are the best days.
Keep calm and salad on.
No one can leaf me out of the salad party!
You’re theappleof my eye…minus the lettuce!
You’re as awesome as a fresh salad!
Lettuce romaine friends.
I’ll never turnip in a salad-eating contest.
Lettuce take a moment to enjoy this.
I carrot wait for more salad jokes.
I’m stuck in a salad rut.
You’reberryspecial to me.
What’s a salad’s favorite instrument? The tongs.
You’remintto be my friend.
Lettuce be real; salad’s where it’s at!
You’re kind of a big dill.
What kind of salad does a pirate eat? Arrr-gula!
That salad is looking sharp!
I’m on a roll while eating this bowl of salad!
You’re doing justpeachy!
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
Lettuceturnipthe beet.
Lettuce celebrate with this pun-tastic salad!
Life without salad is un-beet-able.
I can’t beet my love for salad!
I’ve got a salad crush on you.
Why did thetomatoturn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
Timeflieswhen I’m having vegetables!
If you’ve lettuce go, then I’ll kale it.
Salad: the biggest bowl of feelings.
I won’t leaf you for anyone else.
Let’staco’bout how much I love salads.
Every time I try to eat healthily, I get some lettuce in my bowl!
Kaleyeah, I’m eating healthy!
Olive you so much.
Icarroteven with all this salad drama!
You’re the zest in my life.
I’m feelinggrapetoday!
Thank you for leafing me a message!
What did the salad say to the dressing? Lettuce get together.
What did the chef say to the lettuce? You rock my world!
You make my heart skip a beet.
I’m just trying toketchupwith you.
Romaine calm and eat on!
A salad pun a day keeps the doctor away!
I’d like to take the time to say you’re grape.
I think I’ve got a case of the salad blues.
You look radishing today!
This salad is un-feta-ble.
Don’t go bacon my heart; I couldn’t if I fried!
Lettuce make a deal.
Salad: nature’s way of making me feel guilty about eating apizza.
Lettuce pray for more salad puns.
Olive you so much!
Wrap it up, I’m getting hungry!
That salad’s looking fresh to death!
Don’t go bacon my heart.
Salad days are here again!
Veg out and keep it cool!
I’m on a roll… like asushisalad!
There’s no thyme for negativity—just salad!
The salad’s a sensation—can’t wait for the dressing!
I relish every moment in a salad.
Just trying to make ends meet… like a salad wrap!
I can’t kale this feeling, it’s amazing!
We’re just two peas in a pod… with lettuce!
My salad’s got some serious crunch.
You’re the apple of my eye, salad edition.
Greens and giggles are a must!
Grab your forks, it’s time to dig in!
You’re s-manchoke-y to me.
Get your greens—and let’s have a blast!
Just beet it—enjoy the salad!
Be-leaf in the power of salad!
What a grape day for a salad!
If you can’t beet ’em, join ’em!
You’re one in a melon!
Kohlrabi, it’s time for salad night!
I’ve got a crush on that veggie mix!
Make hays while the sun shines—eat more salad!
This lettuce is on another level!
Lettuce have some fun!
I’m feeling a little bit herb-ivorous today.
I’m here for the whole kale and kaboodle!
Nothing beats a good salad pun!
What a pear-fect salad!
I’m kind of a big dill.
You’ll never turnip my enthusiasm for salads!
Lettuce taco ’bout something else!
You’re un-beet-able.
I’m feeling so good, I could dance a salad jig!
You’re quite the catch, salad.
Lettuce celebrate with some puns!
You gotta leaf it to me!
I want to romaine calm!
You’re as awesome as a fresh salad.
Your salad is o-fish-ally the best!
Lettuce turnip the beet.
Let’s get together and make greens!
Lift your spirits with a bowl of greens.
Get your lettuce together and have some fun!
Do you carrot about salads as much as I do?
Lettuce romaine friends.
You’re the Caesar to my salad!
I’m feeling a little dressy after this Caesar salad.
I’m rooting for this salad to win best dish!
Don’t go bacon my heart, just Caesar it!
This dressing is totally un-beet-able!
Let’s toss around some salad ideas!
I’m a total Caesar-saurus when it comes to salads!
Lettuce just say, this salad’s a keeper!
You can’t carrot all about it, just enjoy the salad!
Can’t beet this salad!
This salad is leafing me speechless!
This salad is like a hug in a bowl!
Olive this salad so much!
Pressure lettuce go and enjoy this salad!
You’re the Parmesan to my Caesar!
Lettuce make this a fun dinner!
You’re doing it wrong if you don’t Caesar the moment!
Tofu-tally in love with this Caesar!
Let’s stick together like croutons and dressing!
You’ve got to romaine positive!
My heart beets for this Caesar salad!
Romaine calm and salad on.
You’re my favorite salad partner—let’s romaine friends!
You’re as cool as a cucumber in my Caesar.
This Caesar salad is out of this world!
You’re un-leaf-ably amazing!
You’re looking radishing today!
I’m feta than ever with this Caesar!
Time flies when you’re having fun salad-ing.
What did the lettuce say to the Caesar? “Romaine calm!”
I’m totally dressing for success with this salad!
I can’t get enough of this greens-y goodness!
Lettuce get this salad party started!
It’s nacho salad, but I’ll still eat it!
Don’t leaf me hanging; grab a fork!
Salad days are the best days!
I’m souper happy I made this salad.
Try not to leaf anything out of this Caesar!
I’ve got a zest for life and Caesar salad!
Let’s stop leafing around and dig in!
I’m just here for the croutons!
I’ve got a crush on this crunchy Caesar!
This salad’s a real toss-up!
Lettuce tango with some tasty flavors!
Life’s a garden; dig it with Caesar!
Salad punny enough to make you smile!
I’m on a roll with this Caesar-style!
You’re a-peeling to me like a salad on a warm day!
What a Romaine-ing date we had!
It’s hard to kale my love for this salad!