It’s hard to scorp-ion my true feelings sometimes.
That joke was a real scorp-ion to my ear!
Laughter is the best medicine; scorp-it on!
Don’t be such a scorp-kid about it!
You’re the scorp-tion that makes my heart race.
Scorp-me if I’m wrong, but these puns are hilarious!
It’s a scorp-room only situation here!
Join me for a scorp-lightful evening of laughter.
Scorpions don’t like to share; they’re severely scorp-ious.
Sometimes I feel a little scorp-ified in social situations.
Just scorp-ing around looking for some fun!
Scorpion’s are always looking for their next “pincer” of fun!
Got stung by comedy? You’re in the right place!
I scorp-ed out what I wanted to say.
You sting like a scorpion, but I still love you.
I’ve got a scorp-i-licious joke for you.
I’m just trying to find my place in this scorp-tionary of life.
Got stung by love and now I’m scorp-atized!
Biting into these scorp-ions jokes gives me life!
Why do scorpions never get lost? They always follow their instincts!
I can’t stand all these flying puns, let’s scorp- them!
I’m on a stinging mission to make you laugh.
Life’s a “sting” and then you’re done!
You can’t scorp- on me, I’m quite reliable!
Don’t worry, it’s just my scorp-ion of humor.
Every day I cultivate my sense of scorp-titude.
I’d tell a scorpion knock-knock joke, but they really sting!
That’s a little scorp-bar right there!
Get ready for some serious scorpion stingers!
When it rains, it pours – especially for scorpions!
Don’t get too stingy with those jokes!
I’m scorp-ified by the beauty of these creatures.
These jokes might just scorp- out of control!
I’m feeling a little scorp-pressed today.
Scorpi-Oh no, not another bug pun!
Got a scorpion riddle for you: what has eight legs and a sense of humor? Me!
This joke has been around a long scorp-time.
If you’re a fan of scorpions, you must be scorp-ulous!
My garden is crawling with puns, it’s a real scorp-attack!
Don’t worry; it’s just my scorp-iousness kicking in!
Former sting-bearer turned scorp-comedian!
I’m not trying to bug you, but these scorpion jokes are a hit!
Keep calm and pun on, or you might get scorp-ed!
I’d share my scorpion jokes, but they’re a bit stinging.
You and me, we’re like two scorpions in a pod!
Don’t sting yourself with those sharp retorts, my friend.
I’m scorp-ialized with these puns; they lighten the mood!
Just a scorp-ion tamer trying to lighten the mood!
This party is a sting-er!
Don’t take it too scorp-seriously!
I’m a little scorp-happy today!
Scorpion jokes? I’ll take a stab at it.
I told my teacher I wanted a pet scorpion. She just shrugged and said, “Sting’s the limit!”
What’s a scorpion’s favorite type of music? Anything with a good sting!
Scorpions are terrible at math; they always get stuck on the stinger points.
What’s a scorpion’s favorite drink? Stinging cold lemonade!
Why do scorpions make great friends? They always have your back… and your stinger!
I found a scorpion in my garden. I told it to stop being so prickly!
Why was the scorpion good at negotiation? It always knew when to put on the sting!
I caught my scorpion reading a dictionary. It wanted to improve its stinglish!
That scorpion is a real showstopper—it knows how to put on a sting!
Why do scorpions always win arguments? They always bring the sting facts!
They say scorpions are great at math; they always come up with the right angle!
Why doesn’t the scorpion get lost? It always finds the right prickly path!
I told my scorpion friend a secret, but it didn’t take it lightly—ouch!
What do you call a scorpion who tells jokes? A pun-derful creature!
What’s a scorpion’s favorite game? Hide and stinger!
What did one scorpion say to the other during a race? “You better get outta my way; I’ve got a sting operation!”
Don’t worry, I’m just here to stinger you along.
What’s a scorpion’s favorite movie? “A Bug’s Life”—it loves a good laughter and sting!
I told my scorpion it was cute. It gave me the cold shoulder—prickly and all!
What’s a scorpion’s favorite subject? Stingin’ logic.
How do scorpions express their feelings? They just sting with love!
What’s a scorpion’s favorite exercise? Stingerose!
Why was the scorpion invited to every party? It always brought the sting-tastic energy!
I’m feeling sharp today—just like a scorpion’s stinger!
How do scorpions stay in shape? They do a lot of stinger-lifting!
What did the scorpion order at the café? A stingy latte!
Ever see a scorpion dance? It’s a little stingy.
What did the scorpion say to thebee? “Buzz off!”
Why are scorpions terrible at poker? They always show their hand!
Always be kind to scorpions; they’re just trying to find their way home, one sting at a time.
What did the scorpion say to thefly? You’re flyin’ too close to the sun!
Stop trying to be so sharp, no one can outsting me!
Ever hear about the scorpion author? His stories always have a sting in the tail!
What did one scorpion say while job hunting? “I’m looking for a stinging opportunity!”
What happened when the scorpion met a comedian? A stingy punchline came out!
I accidentally stepped on a scorpion, and now I’m in a prickly situation!
What do you call a group of scorpions playing instruments? A sting band!
Why did I break up with my scorpion partner? Too many stinging remarks!
What did the scorpion use to fix its back? A scorp-ion!
You’ve got me feeling like a real scorpion-charmer.
Why did the scorpion go to school? To get a little smarter with its stingers!
How do scorpions celebrate? They throw a sting-dinger of a party!
I tried to pet a scorpion, but it just wasn’t my type—I prefer the other kind of prickly!
Why don’t scorpions fight? They don’t want to get stuck in a bind!
Why did the scorpion break up? It felt too stung by its partner’s comments!
Scorpions don’t make good secret agents; they can’t keep things under wraps without stinging someone.
No reason to getcrabby, it’s only a scorpion!
I tried to befriend a scorpion, but it was just too prickly!