When seaweed watches TV, it loves documentaries on the deep-sea.
Ever hear about the seaweed DJ? He really knew how to drop the kelp.
Why did the seaweed become a detective? It was great at eaves-dropping!
Did you see the seaweed’s new haircut? It’s wavy!
Why did the seaweed blush? Because it saw the ocean bottom.
What does a seaweed say on its birthday? “Let’s have a shell-abration!”
What’s a seaweed’s favorite holiday? St. Patrick’s Tide!
When seaweed is late, it says, “Sorry, got caught in a tide-up!”
The seaweed opened a yoga studio for its flexible classes.
How do seaweed parents discipline? “Kelp your room tidy!”
Seaweed charms involve the art of conversation b-bubbles.
When seaweed writes poetry, it rhymes in algae-bric!
What was the seaweed’s favorite book? “The Great Kelpsy!”
Seaweed comic routines involve marine life punchlines.
How do seaweeds tell jokes? With a splash of wit.
I told my seaweed friend we were a great team. He said, “No need tofishfor compliments!”
Why did the seaweed break up? It needed its own ocean space.
If seaweed joined politics, it’d advocate for clean seas.
What do seaweed chefs say? “Let’s cook up a tide of flavor!”
Why don’t seaweeds host TV shows? They’re too camera-tentative.
How do seaweeds start an argument? By taking up coral reefs.
Seaweed never lies, it’s always transparent.
How does seaweed greet friends? “Wassup, my kelpy?!”
What did the seaweed say when it won the lottery? “I’m kelping my fortune a secret!”
Seaweed believes in net gains and tidal growth.
What did the seaweed say to the tide? “Let’s shore-ly meet again!”
Seaweed never feels lonely, it’s always with the current.
I asked the seaweed how it felt, it said “I’m on a natural high tide!”
Seaweed should start a fashion line, kelp clothes.
What does seaweed use on a first date? Its charmweed.
Why do seaweeds love rock music? They dig the coral riffs!
The seaweed tried to join a band, but it couldn’t find its sea-note.
Why did the seaweed go to school? To improve its kelp-titude.
Seaweed friends always kelp each other afloat.
I told my friend a seaweed joke, but it fell flat. Guess it wasn’t punny enough.
Seaweed joined a meditation class for its mind-sea balance.
When seaweed texts, it uses emoji-kelp faces.
Seaweeds throw the best undersea parties, shell yeah!
Seaweed always has the best sea puns at gatherings.
Why don’t seaweed ever get lost? They always follow the current.
What’s a seaweed’s career goal? To float at the top.
Why do seaweeds make great friends? They hold your secrets tide.
What makes seaweed a great lifeguard? It sea-mprehs well in danger!
What did the gossiping seaweed say? “You won’t kelp believing this!”
Seaweed artists are famous for their deep ocean hues.
Did you hear about the nervous seaweed? It kept tangling itself up.
What’s a seaweed’s favorite instrument? The kel-piano!
Seaweed always brings kelp to parties, it’s socially responsible.
Why was the seaweed sad? It felt washed out.
Seaweeds always have a positive attitude, they’re ocean optimistic.
Why did the seaweed go to school? For higher aquacation!
What’s a seaweed’s favorite dessert? Gelato algae flavor!
What’s a seaweed’s worst enemy? Dried humor!
What happens when seaweeds gossip? Loose lips sink sips!
What did the seaweed say to the wave? “Surf’s up!”
Why did the seaweed apply for a job? Needed kelp-career!
What do seaweeds call their news? Salty gossip!
Why did the seaweed cross the beach? To get to the other tide!
Why did the seaweed break up with the shrimp? It feltshellfish!
What did the seaweed say at the comedy show? “That’s kelp-arious!”
What do seaweed students need? A good kelp-bag!
How do seaweeds chat? Via kelp-to-kelp!
How do seaweeds stay organized? Kelp themselves tidy!
Why did the seaweed get a promotion? It sea-zed the day!
How do seaweeds stay in shape? They kelp fit!
How do seaweeds stay cool? Under their shade sea!
What do you call an educated seaweed? An alg-geek!
What’s a seaweed’s favorite vacation spot? The Kelpifornia coast!
Why did seaweed fail its test? It couldn’t sea the answers!
What’s a seaweed’s favorite movie? “The Little Kelpmaid!”
How do seaweeds start their letters? “Kelp me greet you!”
What’s a seaweed’s best skill? Kelp-finding!
What’s a seaweed’s favorite instrument? The kelpboard!
How do seaweeds celebrate birthdays? With ocean crackers!
Why did the seaweed blush? It saw the ocean’s bottom!
Why was the seaweed in the principal’s office? It was too algae-bra-ic!
What’s a seaweed’s favorite tea? Al-g-tea!
How do seaweed chefs say goodbye? “Kelp in touch!”
What do you call a sleepy seaweed? A napweed!
What’s a seaweed’s best-kept secret? Kelp-calculus!
Why was the seaweed always the leader? It had the most current ideas!
What do seaweeds like to read? Salty tales!
Why did the seaweed get kicked out of class? It was too shell-acious!
Why do seaweeds make great coaches? They’ve got great kelp-fluence!
How do seaweeds express affection? They sea-d it with hugs!
Why do seaweeds love parties? They’re the life of the (kelp) block!
What’s seaweed’s favorite type of music? Kelp-rock!
How do seaweeds apologize? “Please, kelp forgive me!”
How do seaweeds greet each other? “Hey, kelp brother!”
What’s a seaweed’s favorite animal? A turtley good friend!
Who’s the seaweed’s best friend? The ocean, it waves every day!
How do seaweeds tell secrets? Through a kelp-cast!
What’s the seaweed’s go-to exercise? Algae-robics!
How do you talk to seaweed? Very reef-respectfully!
What’s a seaweed’s favorite dance move? The algae rhythm!
How do you compliment a seaweed? “You’re fin-tastic!”
Why do seaweeds love school? They kelp learning!
How do you make a seaweed band? You shell them out!
What did the seaweed say to the sand? “You’re shore amazing!”
What’s a seaweed’s favorite game? Kelp Me If You Can!
What do seaweeds use to write music? A kelp-board.
What do seaweeds say after a prank? Just kelps playing!
Why do seaweeds love teamwork? Kelp power!
Why does seaweed meditate? To kelp its calm.
How does seaweed get its hair done? At the sea-loon.
How does seaweed feel in love? It’s kelp-tivated.
When seaweed isn’t needed, it’s kelp waiting.
Why was the seaweed a great leader? It was kelp-acious.
What’s a seaweed’s favorite clever plan? Kelp-surprise!
What’s a seaweed’s favorite dance? The kelp-trot.
How do seaweeds celebrate success? With a kelp-cheer!
What is seaweed’s favorite game? Kelp-y Ball.
When seaweed tells a joke, does it get a kelp-ion? Absolutely!
How does seaweed apologize? It says, “I’m sorry, kelp me understand.”
What advice does a seaweed give? Go with the flow-kelp.
How does seaweed overcome challenges? With kelp-determination.
What’s seaweed’s motto? Kelp going!
When seaweed’s confused, it just needs to kelp its sanity.
Why did the seaweed apply for a job? It needed extra kelp.
How do seaweeds travel? On a kelp-plane.
Why didn’t the seaweed break up? It kelpt its promise.
What’s seaweed’s favorite music? Kelp-pop!
How does seaweed stay relaxed? Good vibes and lots of kelp.
What does seaweed fear? Losing its kelp of fortune.
How do seaweeds express gratitude? They kelp saying thank you!
What do you call a party with seaweed? A kelp-raising event.
What do you call a dishonest seaweed? A kelp-ability shirker.
Why does the seaweed stay calm? It knows how to kelp it together.
How do seaweeds enjoy vacation? A great tide and no alarms kelp them relaxed.
How do seaweeds contact each other? They drop a kelp-mate.
What’s a seaweed’s learning motto? Kelp and learn.
Why is seaweed reliable? It’s kelp-ful.
What’s a seaweed’s favorite pet? A kelp-ine.
What’s a seaweed’s favorite TV series? Sea-Kelp Wars.
What do seaweeds do on a day off? Kelp back and relax.
How did the seaweed solve the puzzle? Kelp from friends.
Why do seaweeds work out? To stay in kelp-shape.
What do you call a sophisticated seaweed? Classy-kelp.
When is seaweed happiest? When it’s kelp-limented.
What’s seaweed’s favorite movie? The Kelp Fiction.
Why did the seaweed blurt out its feelings? It couldn’t kelp it.
When seaweed writes a play, it casts the main kelp.
Why is the ocean clean? Because of its sea-weed!
What makes seaweed enchanting? Kelp-magic.
What’s a seaweed’s favorite instrument? The cello-phyt.
What’s a seaweed’s favorite part of the keyboard? The space kelp.
Why did seaweed realize its dream? It always kelpt believing.
What does a seaweed say during a fight? Don’t kelp my vibe!
What’s seaweed’s work ethic? Ask for kelp when in doubt.
How does seaweed feel after reading a great book? Kelp-tivated.