150 Squirrel Puns
Squirrel pun one-liners
How do squirrels avoid getting lost? They always carry a nut-compass.
What do you call a squirrel that loves to fight? A squarrel.
What did the squirrel say after winning the lottery? I’m nuts-rich!
How do squirrels celebrate their birthday? With lots of nut-cream cake.
What did the squirrel major in at college? Nut-ural sciences.
What did the baby squirrel say to its parent? I’m furr-y happy!
What type of event do squirrels throw? A nut-ty party.
Why did the squirrel become a detective? It had a nose for nutty cases.
How do you make a squirrel laugh? Tell it a corny joke.
Why did the squirrel refuse to play hide and seek? It felt too squirrely.
Why did the squirrel go to space? To find some star-nuts.
Why don’t squirrels like fast cars? They’re afraid they’ll crack under the pressure.
What type of music do squirrels listen to? Anything with a lot of high notes!
What do you call a squirrel in the rain? A wet nut.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite dish? Nut roast.
What do you call an attractive squirrel? An acorn babe.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite type of story? A nut-ical tale.
Why don’t squirrels tell secrets in the forest? Because there are too many eavesdroppers!
Why did the squirrel cross the road? To prove it wasn’tchicken.
Why don’t squirrels play cards in the forest? They’re afraid ofcheetahs.
How did the squirrel impress his date? With his nut-ural charm.
What motivates a squirrel to work out? To stay in peak nut-shape.
Why did the squirrel bring a suitcase to the tree? It was going on a nut-cation.
Why do squirrels love slim trees? They’re easy to grasp.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite piece of furniture? The nut-stand.
What do squirrels use to write letters? Pen-nuts.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite sauce? Peanutbutter.
How did the squirrel fix his broken nutcracker? With a little nut-tape.
How do squirrels communicate? They use Morse acorn.
Why did the squirrel avoid the library? Too much squirrelly silence!
Why are squirrels so good at acrobatics? They love to be airborne.
Why don’t squirrels make good DJs? They always go nuts with the beats!
Why did the squirrel bring a ladder to the bar? To get to the high nuts!
Why do squirrels hate wind? It messes up their fur style.
How do squirrels compose songs? With their acorn-ion.
Why did the squirrel sit on a computer? To keep an eye on its nuts.
What do squirrels eat for breakfast? Nutflakes.
Why are squirrels always happy? They believe every day is nut-tiful.
Why did the squirrel wear glasses? To improve its nut-sight.
What did the squirrel do when it found a treasure map? Follow the peanut trail.
How do you catch a friendly squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
What kind of dance do squirrels prefer? The Nutcracker Ballet.
What did the squirrel say to its significant other? I’m nuts about you!
What’s a squirrel’s favorite ice cream? Rocky road.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite movie? The Nutty Professor.
Why did the squirrel attend school? To get a higher tree-gree.
What’s the best way to share a joke with a squirrel? Just nut and say it.
What kind of shoes do squirrels wear? Cashew-al shoes.
How do squirrels get their exercise? By nut-tercizing.
What’s a squirrel’s dream job? Being a nutritionist.
Clever squirrel puns
Why did the squirrel apply for a loan? To buy a new nut-house.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite music genre? Nut-metal.
How do you organize a space squirrel party? You planet.
Why did the squirrel throw away his alarm clock? It was driving him nuts.
What do you call a squirrel that can sing? A rock’n’roll-er!
What’s a squirrel’s favorite movie quote? You had me at nut!
How does a squirrel propose marriage? With an acorn ring.
What’s a squirrel’s dream job? A nutritionist.
Why did the squirrel get a part-time job? To earn more nut-cash.
How do you make a squirrel rich? Invest in nut-stock.
What’s a squirrel’s mantra? Keep calm and nut on.
How does a squirrel defend itself? Nut-crackers.
How do squirrels start their mornings? With a nut-buttered toast.
What does a squirrel use to surf the Internet? A nutbook.
Why was the squirrel at the hospital? A case of nutritis.
What do you call a squirrel that’s good at football? A goal-nut.
How do squirrels keep cool in the summer? They enjoy nut ice cream.
How do squirrels communicate? Nut-ifications!
What’s a squirrel’s favorite TV channel? Nut-Geo Wild.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite figure of speech? Hyper-nut-ole.
Why did the squirrel stay at the bar? He liked the nut atmosphere.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite Disney movie? Nut-Beauty and the Beast.
How do you cheer up a squirrel? Remind him of his nutty friends.
How do squirrels keep their money? In a nut bank.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite invitation? Join us for a nutty evening.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite subject? Hist-o-nut.
How do you describe a squirrel having a good day? It’s nuts!
What’s a squirrel’s favorite board game? Nut-scrabble.
What’s a squirrel’s worst nightmare? Nut shortage.
Why would a squirrel join a band? To play the nuts.
Why did the squirrel wear a tuxedo? For a nutworthy occasion.
How does a squirrel work out? Nut-er-cise.
Why did the squirrel read romance novels? He was nuts about love stories.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite sport? Nut-billiards.
Why was the squirrel excited for Halloween? Free nut-y treats!
Why did the squirrel bring a suitcase? He was going on a nut-cation.
What do squirrels like to read? Nutspapers!
Why did the squirrel go to school? To nuture his education.
How do you call a squirrel that’s into clothes? A fashion-nut.
What is a squirrel’s favorite snack? Peanut butter, of course.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite instrument? Nut-ar.
Why did the squirrel sit on the light bulb? He wanted a little light reading.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite way to pay? Nut card.
What’s a squirrel’s hobby? Nut-based crafting.
How does a squirrel travel? Acorn car.
How do you make a squirrel smile? Tell it a nut joke.
Why did the squirrel fail the driving test? He was too nuts behind the wheel.
Why was the squirrel late for work? He was caught in a nut jam.
Why was the squirrel feeling grumpy? He hadn’t found his nut fix yet.
What do you call a squirrel with a map? A navigator-nut.
Funny squirrel puns and jokes
How do squirrels get their exercise? By nut-tercizing.
Why do squirrels love slim trees? They’re easy to grasp.
What do squirrels eat for breakfast? Nutflakes.
What kind of shoes do squirrels wear? Cashew-al shoes.
How do you make a squirrel laugh? Tell it a corny joke.
What do you call a squirrel that loves to fight? A squarrel.
What did the squirrel do when it found a treasure map? Follow the peanut trail.
What do squirrels use to write letters? Pen-nuts.
How do you catch a friendly squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
Why did the squirrel bring a ladder to the bar? To get to the high nuts!
Why are squirrels always happy? They believe every day is nut-tiful.
What do you call a squirrel in the rain? A wet nut.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite movie? The Nutty Professor.
How do squirrels communicate? They use Morse acorn.
Why don’t squirrels like fast cars? They’re afraid they’ll crack under the pressure.
Why did the squirrel bring a suitcase to the tree? It was going on a nut-cation.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite piece of furniture? The nut-stand.
How do squirrels celebrate their birthday? With lots of nut-cream cake.
Why did the squirrel attend school? To get a higher tree-gree.
What’s a squirrel’s dream job? Being a nutritionist.
What do you call an attractive squirrel? An acorn babe.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite type of story? A nut-ical tale.
What type of music do squirrels listen to? Anything with a lot of high notes!
Why don’t squirrels tell secrets in the forest? Because there are too many eavesdroppers!
What motivates a squirrel to work out? To stay in peak nut-shape.
Why don’t squirrels play cards in the forest? They’re afraid ofcheetahs.
Why did the squirrel refuse to play hide and seek? It felt too squirrely.
Why did the squirrel become a detective? It had a nose for nutty cases.
How did the squirrel fix his broken nutcracker? With a little nut-tape.
What type of event do squirrels throw? A nut-ty party.
Why did the squirrel sit on a computer? To keep an eye on its nuts.
What did the squirrel major in at college? Nut-ural sciences.
How did the squirrel impress his date? With his nut-ural charm.
Why don’t squirrels make good DJs? They always go nuts with the beats!
Why did the squirrel go to space? To find some star-nuts.
Why did the squirrel cross the road? To prove it wasn’tchicken.
How do squirrels avoid getting lost? They always carry a nut-compass.
What did the squirrel say to its significant other? I’m nuts about you!
Why did the squirrel wear glasses? To improve its nut-sight.
How do squirrels compose songs? With their acorn-ion.
What kind of dance do squirrels prefer? The Nutcracker Ballet.
Why do squirrels hate wind? It messes up their fur style.
What did the squirrel say after winning the lottery? I’m nuts-rich!
What’s a squirrel’s favorite dish? Nut roast.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite sauce? Peanutbutter.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite ice cream? Rocky road.
What did the baby squirrel say to its parent? I’m furr-y happy!
Why did the squirrel avoid the library? Too much squirrelly silence!
What’s the best way to share a joke with a squirrel? Just nut and say it.
Why are squirrels so good at acrobatics? They love to be airborne.
