What kind of dance do squirrels prefer? The Nutcracker Ballet.
What type of event do squirrels throw? A nut-ty party.
What do you call a squirrel in the rain? A wet nut.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite dish? Nut roast.
Why don’t squirrels make good DJs? They always go nuts with the beats!
How did the squirrel impress his date? With his nut-ural charm.
Why don’t squirrels like fast cars? They’re afraid they’ll crack under the pressure.
Why did the squirrel bring a suitcase to the tree? It was going on a nut-cation.
How do squirrels get their exercise? By nut-tercizing.
Why did the squirrel go to space? To find some star-nuts.
What do you call an attractive squirrel? An acorn babe.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite movie? The Nutty Professor.
What kind of shoes do squirrels wear? Cashew-al shoes.
Why are squirrels always happy? They believe every day is nut-tiful.
What did the baby squirrel say to its parent? I’m furr-y happy!
Why did the squirrel attend school? To get a higher tree-gree.
Why did the squirrel avoid the library? Too much squirrelly silence!
Why did the squirrel become a detective? It had a nose for nutty cases.
What type of music do squirrels listen to? Anything with a lot of high notes!
How do squirrels celebrate their birthday? With lots of nut-cream cake.
Why did the squirrel cross the road? To prove it wasn’tchicken.
What do you call a squirrel that loves to fight? A squarrel.
How do squirrels avoid getting lost? They always carry a nut-compass.
Why do squirrels hate wind? It messes up their fur style.
What’s the best way to share a joke with a squirrel? Just nut and say it.
Why did the squirrel sit on a computer? To keep an eye on its nuts.
Why did the squirrel bring a ladder to the bar? To get to the high nuts!
What’s a squirrel’s dream job? Being a nutritionist.
Why are squirrels so good at acrobatics? They love to be airborne.
What did the squirrel do when it found a treasure map? Follow the peanut trail.
Why did the squirrel wear glasses? To improve its nut-sight.
What did the squirrel say to its significant other? I’m nuts about you!
What motivates a squirrel to work out? To stay in peak nut-shape.
What did the squirrel major in at college? Nut-ural sciences.
How did the squirrel fix his broken nutcracker? With a little nut-tape.
How do squirrels communicate? They use Morse acorn.
How do you catch a friendly squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
How do squirrels compose songs? With their acorn-ion.
What do squirrels use to write letters? Pen-nuts.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite type of story? A nut-ical tale.
What did the squirrel say after winning the lottery? I’m nuts-rich!
What’s a squirrel’s favorite sauce? Peanutbutter.
How do you make a squirrel laugh? Tell it a corny joke.
Why do squirrels love slim trees? They’re easy to grasp.
What do squirrels eat for breakfast? Nutflakes.
Why don’t squirrels play cards in the forest? They’re afraid ofcheetahs.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite ice cream? Rocky road.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite piece of furniture? The nut-stand.
Why did the squirrel refuse to play hide and seek? It felt too squirrely.
Why don’t squirrels tell secrets in the forest? Because there are too many eavesdroppers!
Why did the squirrel bring a suitcase to the tree? It was going on a nut-cation.
What kind of dance do squirrels prefer? The Nutcracker Ballet.
What did the squirrel do when it found a treasure map? Follow the peanut trail.
Why did the squirrel attend school? To get a higher tree-gree.
How did the squirrel impress his date? With his nut-ural charm.
Why did the squirrel avoid the library? Too much squirrelly silence!
Why did the squirrel cross the road? To prove it wasn’tchicken.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite dish? Nut roast.
Why don’t squirrels play cards in the forest? They’re afraid ofcheetahs.
What do squirrels use to write letters? Pen-nuts.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite sauce? Peanutbutter.
What type of event do squirrels throw? A nut-ty party.
Why did the squirrel become a detective? It had a nose for nutty cases.
Why don’t squirrels tell secrets in the forest? Because there are too many eavesdroppers!
Why don’t squirrels like fast cars? They’re afraid they’ll crack under the pressure.
Why did the squirrel sit on a computer? To keep an eye on its nuts.
How do you make a squirrel laugh? Tell it a corny joke.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite type of story? A nut-ical tale.
What’s the best way to share a joke with a squirrel? Just nut and say it.
What’s a squirrel’s dream job? Being a nutritionist.
How do squirrels compose songs? With their acorn-ion.
What did the squirrel say after winning the lottery? I’m nuts-rich!
What did the squirrel say to its significant other? I’m nuts about you!
Why did the squirrel bring a ladder to the bar? To get to the high nuts!
How do squirrels avoid getting lost? They always carry a nut-compass.
How did the squirrel fix his broken nutcracker? With a little nut-tape.
What do you call a squirrel that loves to fight? A squarrel.
What do you call an attractive squirrel? An acorn babe.
What kind of shoes do squirrels wear? Cashew-al shoes.
Why are squirrels so good at acrobatics? They love to be airborne.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite ice cream? Rocky road.
What do you call a squirrel in the rain? A wet nut.
How do squirrels get their exercise? By nut-tercizing.
How do squirrels celebrate their birthday? With lots of nut-cream cake.
Why do squirrels hate wind? It messes up their fur style.
What type of music do squirrels listen to? Anything with a lot of high notes!
Why did the squirrel wear glasses? To improve its nut-sight.
Why did the squirrel go to space? To find some star-nuts.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite movie? The Nutty Professor.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite piece of furniture? The nut-stand.
Why do squirrels love slim trees? They’re easy to grasp.
What did the squirrel major in at college? Nut-ural sciences.
How do squirrels communicate? They use Morse acorn.
Why are squirrels always happy? They believe every day is nut-tiful.
Why did the squirrel refuse to play hide and seek? It felt too squirrely.
How do you catch a friendly squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
Why don’t squirrels make good DJs? They always go nuts with the beats!
What do squirrels eat for breakfast? Nutflakes.
What motivates a squirrel to work out? To stay in peak nut-shape.
What did the baby squirrel say to its parent? I’m furr-y happy!
Why did the squirrel sit on the light bulb? He wanted a little light reading.
Why did the squirrel throw away his alarm clock? It was driving him nuts.
Why was the squirrel excited for Halloween? Free nut-y treats!
What do squirrels like to read? Nutspapers!
What do you call a squirrel with a map? A navigator-nut.
Why did the squirrel wear a tuxedo? For a nutworthy occasion.
What’s a squirrel’s hobby? Nut-based crafting.
Why was the squirrel late for work? He was caught in a nut jam.
Why was the squirrel at the hospital? A case of nutritis.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite TV channel? Nut-Geo Wild.
What do you call a squirrel that can sing? A rock’n’roll-er!
What’s a squirrel’s dream job? A nutritionist.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite music genre? Nut-metal.
How do you make a squirrel smile? Tell it a nut joke.
How do you make a squirrel rich? Invest in nut-stock.
How does a squirrel travel? Acorn car.
How do squirrels communicate? Nut-ifications!
What’s a squirrel’s favorite instrument? Nut-ar.
How does a squirrel propose marriage? With an acorn ring.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite subject? Hist-o-nut.
What’s a squirrel’s worst nightmare? Nut shortage.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite way to pay? Nut card.
Why did the squirrel read romance novels? He was nuts about love stories.
How do you organize a space squirrel party? You planet.
Why did the squirrel apply for a loan? To buy a new nut-house.
How do you cheer up a squirrel? Remind him of his nutty friends.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite sport? Nut-billiards.
Why did the squirrel stay at the bar? He liked the nut atmosphere.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite movie quote? You had me at nut!
What does a squirrel use to surf the Internet? A nutbook.
How do squirrels keep cool in the summer? They enjoy nut ice cream.
Why would a squirrel join a band? To play the nuts.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite invitation? Join us for a nutty evening.
Why did the squirrel bring a suitcase? He was going on a nut-cation.
Why did the squirrel go to school? To nuture his education.
How do squirrels keep their money? In a nut bank.
Why did the squirrel get a part-time job? To earn more nut-cash.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite figure of speech? Hyper-nut-ole.
What do you call a squirrel that’s good at football? A goal-nut.
What’s a squirrel’s favorite Disney movie? Nut-Beauty and the Beast.
How do you describe a squirrel having a good day? It’s nuts!
What’s a squirrel’s favorite board game? Nut-scrabble.
Why was the squirrel feeling grumpy? He hadn’t found his nut fix yet.
What is a squirrel’s favorite snack? Peanut butter, of course.
How do squirrels start their mornings? With a nut-buttered toast.
Why did the squirrel fail the driving test? He was too nuts behind the wheel.
How does a squirrel work out? Nut-er-cise.
How does a squirrel defend itself? Nut-crackers.
What’s a squirrel’s mantra? Keep calm and nut on.
How do you call a squirrel that’s into clothes? A fashion-nut.