What do you call a worm who’s a book lover? Bookworm.
Why did the worm cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Why did the worm fail his math test? He couldn’t find the root.
What do worms give as gifts? Soil chocolates.
What’s a worm’s favorite movie? The Earth-spricable Me.
Where do worms go on vacation? The BigApple.
How do worms write secret messages? Invisible ink.
Why did the worm get a job? To make its ends meet.
How do worms prefer their martinis? With a twist of soil.
What do you call a smart worm? A brilli-ant.
What do worms read in their spare time? Digests.
Why was the worm good at acting? It could dig deep into its role.
What do worms call their kids? Soil sprouts.
What’s a worm’s go-to exercise? The worm-up.
Why do worms go to concerts? To see an earth-shaking performance.
How do worms greet each other? “How’s it going, soil mate?”
What’s a worm’s favorite romantic movie? Love in the Soil.
How do worms communicate? They use compost.
How do worms celebrate their birthdays? With soil cake.
How do worms keep clean? Mud baths.
What car do worms drive? Volks-worm-gen.
Why was the worm popular at parties? He always brought dirt cups.
What do you call a worm who can sing? A night-crawl star.
Why were worms so good at music? They were excellent decomposers.
What did the worm say to thetomato? “You’re ripe for the picking!”
Why did the worm start a band? He wanted to create some sick grooves.
How do worms celebrate milestones? With a load of dirt.
Why don’t worms play baseball? They’re afraid of being caught by the earlybird.
Why don’t worms use computers? They’re afraid of worms in the software.
Why did the worm bring a ladder? To climb the social hill.
What’s a worm’s favoritefruit? Earth-berries.
What’s a worm’s favorite social media platform? Instagarden.
What do worms use at the gym? Worm-ups and curl-ups.
What’s a worm’s favorite dance move? The worm.
Why did the worm go to therapy? It had some unresolved issues.
Why are worms bad at poker? They can’t worm their way out of it.
How do worms send letters? By e-mail.
What’s a worm’s favorite band? The Beatles.
Why was the worm always calm? It was good at worming through the stress.
Why was the worm nervous about its first date? It wanted to make a good “earth-pression.”
Why did the worm enjoy the lecture? It was enriching.
Why was the worm sad? It was feeling a bit down to earth.
Why did the worms like reading magazines? They loved turning the pages.
What’s a worm’s favorite sport? Squirming.
How do worms like to relax? By soaking up some dirtrays.
What do worms use to dig up the latest gossip? A soil source.
Why was the worm hesitant to work out? It lacked muscle tone.
What do worms sing at Christmas? Deck the Halls with Boughs of Holly.
What’s a worm’s favorite vacation spot? The Soil Islands.
What’s a worm’s favorite class in school? Compost-ition.
What’s a worm’s favorite restaurant? The “Root 66 Diner.”
What’s a worm’s favorite dance? The worm, obviously.
Why was the worm always happy? It knew how to worm its way out of trouble.
How did the worm feel after eating the entire compost pile? Full of humus.
Why are worms always invited to parties? They really know how to break the ground.
Why are worms bad at sports? They’re always in a bit of a slump.
Why don’t worms use mobile phones? They prefer the landline.
What’s a worm’s dream job? Soil scientist.
What did the worm say to thecaterpillar? “Stop eating all our lunch!”
Why don’t worms ever get into fights? They’re too down-to-earth.
What’s a worm’s favorite board game? “Wormopoly.”
What do worms do on their days off? They decompose.
What do you call a worm who can’t stop gossiping? An earth-kisser.
How do you insult a worm? Tell it it’s spineless.
How do worms get internet access? They surf the web of roots.
How do worms communicate? Via compost cards.
What do worms sing on their birthday? “Wriggle bells, wriggle bells…”
What’s a worm’s favorite vacation spot? The Soil Islands.
How did the worm win the race? By going underground.
What’s a worm’s favorite city? Worm-don.
How do worms get fit? They do soil aerobics.
What does a worm wear to the beach? An earthworm suit.
Why did the worm go to jail? It was caught in a compost-ition scandal.
Why do worms hate playing tag? They’re it—literally!
What’s a worm’s favorite pick-up line? “You’re so soil-mate-rial.”
Why did the worm go to school? To become a bookworm.
Why did the worm get a great job? It had excellent references from the dirt.
Why did the worm fail art class? It couldn’t draw straight lines.
What’s a worm’s favorite piece of jewelry? A compostable ring.
How does a worm go shopping? It goes underground for the best roots.
What do you call a stylish worm? A glamor-worm.
Why did the worm cross the road? To escape from the early bird.
Why did the worm love reading? It was a real bookworm.
What’s a worm’s favorite TV show? “Worms of Endearment.”
What’s a worm’s worst nightmare? Being worm food.
How do worms celebrate Halloween? By putting on spooky costumes and turning into scarriers.
What type of jokes do worms tell? Corny ones!
Why was the worm a great musician? It had perfect pitch (from being underground).
What’s a worm’s favorite band? The Beatles.
What’s a worm’s favorite holiday? Earth Day.
What’s a worm’s favorite type of movie? Anything with mulch-ual attractions.
What’s a worm’s favorite drink? Apple core cider.
Why do worms never make decisions? They’re always in a twist.
What’s a worm’s favorite dessert? Mud pie.
What do you call a worm in a good mood? A jolly good wriggler.
How do worms celebrate their birthdays? With worm cake and compost candles.
What do worms use for computer passwords? Secret compost codes.
What’s a worm’s favorite mode of transportation? The underground.
Why did the worm blush? It saw the soil with its dirt off.
What do you call a worm who loves to dance? A jitterbug.
Why are worms great musicians? They have perfect soil-o.
How do worms get around the garden? They take the wormway.
Why did the worm cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Where do worms go on vacation? The sandy Soil Islands.
What’s a worm’s favorite party game? Pin the tail on the compost heap.
How do worms relax after a long day? They dig up a good book.
Where do worms store their data? On a worm drive.
Why did the worm blush? It saw thesaladdressing.
What’s a worm’s favorite instrument? The wormonica.
What makes worms excellent writers? They know how to compost ideas.
How do worms say goodbye? Catch you dirt-side!
What kind of jokes do worms enjoy? Dig-friendly humor.
What did the worm say when it was offered dessert? “No thanks, I’m alread-dirt full.”
Why do worms go to school reunions? To catch up on underground gossip.
Why did the worm fail his driving test? He couldn’t find the wormgear.
What did the worm say to the rose? “Stop being so thorny.”
What’s a worm’s favorite sport? Squirmming.
How do worms play video games? With worm controllers.
What’s a worm’s favorite hobby? Soil surfing.
What’s a worm’s favorite dessert? Apple turnover.
What’s a worm’s favorite TV show? Breaking Sod.
What’s a worm’s favorite game? Dig-dug.
What was the worm’s New Year’s resolution? To turn over a new leaf.
Where do worms go to workout? The gym-earth-sium.
What’s a worm’s favoritesandwich? A garden wrap.
Why did the worm start a band? It wanted to be the world’s best soil-oist.
What’s a worm’s least favorite holiday? Thanksgiving, because of the early bird.
What’s a worm’s favorite movie? The Wormin’ator.
What’s a worm’s favorite snack? Earthworms andcheese.
How do worms send letters? Via earth-mail.
How do worms measure their length? In earthen meters.
What do you call a worm superhero? The Incredibowl.
How do worms order at a restaurant? They use a grubhub.
What kind of books do worms love? Thrillers that keep them on the edge of their seats.
How do worms watch movies? On wormflix.
Why are worms terrible at math? They can’t work out the angles.
What’s a worm’s favorite newspaper? The Daily Soil.
Why don’t worms tell secrets? Because they’re always getting turned over!
What do you call a worm that does magic? A soil-magician.
Where do worms write poems? In their dirt-ary.
How do worms greet each other? With a worm handshake.
What song do worms sing around a campfire? “Sworm on the Water.”
What’s a worm’s favorite vacation spot? Compost Rica.
Why did the worm get detention? For digging up dirt on others.
Why did the worm go to school? To become a bookworm.
What’s a worm’s favorite horror movie? The Worming Dead.
What’s a worm’s favorite app? Soilent Green.
Why do worms make bad secret agents? They always leave trails.
What’s a worm’s favorite board game? Worms & Ladders.
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