You’ve got a snowball’s chance of winning!
Are you yeti to party?
Don’t be such a cold yeti!
That’s an icebreaker if I’ve ever heard one!
Snow much fun hanging out with you!
Chill out, yeti buddy!
You’re flurrying me with compliments!
It’s snow wonder we’re friends!
This conversation is ice cold!
I’m not yeti ready for that!
Ice to meet you, fellow yeti!
That’s snow way to treat a friend!
I’m feeling a bit yeti today!
You’re as rare as a sighting of a yeti!
What a snow-tastic surprise!
Don’t snow me the yeti side!
You crack me up like an ice sculpture!
Let’s take a yeti-sized leap of faith!
I can’t handle the cold shoulder!
That’s a yeti-sized exaggeration!
Let’s chill like a yeti in winter!
You’re on thin ice with that joke!
I’m yeti impressed by your snowman!
Your ideas are snow joke!
I’m not yeti sure about that!
Why do Yetis love the winter months? For the “snow-mazing” views!
What’s a Yeti’s favorite ice cream? “Bigfoot fudge!”
How does a Yeti ice skate? On thin “ice-olation.”
What do Yetis do on a chilly day? “Cozy up in snow-blankets!”
What did the Yeti say to the snowman? “You look a little chill-ed!”
How do Yetis celebrate New Year’s? With a “cold toast!”
Why don’t Yetis ever play hide and seek? Because good luck finding them!
What do Yetis use for social media? “Snow-stagram!”
What’s a Yeti’s favorite dance? The “Iceberg Shuffle!”
What’s a Yeti’s favorite part of a tree? The “caaaold branches!”
How do Yetis stay cool in summer? They “ice-fold” their fans!
Why did the Yeti start a band? To drop some “cold beats!”
Why did the Yeti refuse dessert? “I’m already feeling ice-olated!”
What do Yetis prefer on a hot summer day? “Frozenberries!”
What dessert do Yetis love in summer? “Frosty pops!”
Why did the Yeti get arrested? For “snow-boarding” on the wrong side of the mountain!
Why don’t Yetis buy ice skates? They prefer to “glide” through winter!
Why do Yetis like snowmen? They’re good “frosty-friends!”
What’s a Yeti’s favorite game? “Hide and Fre-seek!”
How do Yetis organize a snowball fight? “They plan in ‘chill’!”
What kind of music do Yetis listen to during holidays? “Cool Christmas tunes!”
What do Yetis do during a snowstorm? “Cuddle up withcocoa!”
How do Yetis enjoy the holiday season? “Spreading winter cheer!”
What did the Yeti say at the gym? “Let’s get ‘meltin’!”
What do Yetis do during fall? Rake the “fall-en snow!”
How do Yetis celebrate winter solstice? With “cold light fairs!”
How do Yetis stay in shape? By doing “snow-squats!”
What kind of cookies do Yetis bake in December? “Iced snowflakes!”
What do Yetis prefer in spring? “Chillin’ blossoms!”
What’s a Yeti’s favorite holiday? “Frostmas!”
Why did the Yeti break up with his girlfriend? She was too “polarizing!”
What’s a Yeti’s favorite February holiday? “Chill-entine’s Day!”
What do you get when you cross a Yeti and a unicorn? A mythical creature that really believes in itself!
Where do Yetis do their shopping? At the “Chill” mall!
What do Yetis like to do in the spring? “Blossom-frolic!”
What do you call a Yeti’s workout plan? “The Bigfoot Bootcamp!”
How do Yetis enjoy a snow day? “Ice-napping all day!”
What do Yetis call their best friends? “Frosty pals!”
What does a Yeti wear in winter? “Fleece on the slopes!”
Why are Yetis so good at improv? They can’t be “frozen” out on stage!
Why did the Yeti bring a ladder? To reach new “heights of frost!”
How do Yetis enjoy a summer barbecue? With “ice-cold” drinks!
What do you call a Yeti who gardens? “Snow-plant!”
Why did the Yeti get a coat? It was “snowing” outside!
What did the Yeti say when he found a snow globe? “I love a little ‘ snow-ception!'”
What did the Yeti wear to the party? His “frosty best!”
What’s a Yeti’s favorite winter sport? “Snowball fighting!”
Why did the Yeti go sledding? To experience the “thrill of snow-slide!”
Why do Yetis hate the summer? They can’t handle the “heat!”
What is a Yeti’s favorite movie? “The Abominable Snowman!”
Feeling yeti-ful and fabulous!
This party’s going to get yeti wild!
Let’s get yeti with it!
Yeti your heart out!
You’re a yeti-gnarious friend!
Say hello to my yeti friend!
In a world of Yetis, be aunicorn.
Yeti by nature, friendly by choice.
Yeti mysnowmanjokes?
Why don’t you yeti me go?
Yeti be careful out there!
It’s a yeti-fabulous day outside!
You’ve got me yeti-ting!
Let’s make it yeti-mazing!
My yeti friend is all about snow.
Yeti-sauruses: the hidden giants!
Life’s too short to be serious, be yeti!
The late yeti showed up fashionably frozen.
Yeti’s so cool, he’s ice-olated.
Snow problem; I’ve got a yeti!
Can you feel the yeti-tude in the air?
Time to chill with some yeti ice cream!
I’m snow excited about this yeti!
I’m feeling yeti-rific today!
I’d love to yeti you soon!
Let’s have a yeti-wonderful time!
I’m having a yeti-lympics party!
It’s snow joke; I love yetis!
You can count on yeti.
No ifs, ands, or bigfoot about it!
Don’t worry, be yeti!
You can’t handle the yeti-ness!
Keep it cool, yeti-style.
You yeti to be kidding me!
I’m no ‘frosty’ yeti, but I try!
I yeti-lieve in magic.
It was an icy yeti-venture!
Let’s take a yeti break!
There’s no yeti-cide for this cold.
I’m lost in this yeti maze.
Let’s share some yeti secrets!
Don’t put me on yeti-thin ice!
Yeti returning to the wild!
Don’t let it yeti away!
What’s the yeti forecast? Snow and fun!
The yeti of my dreams is elusive.
Yeti or not, here I come!
What a yeti-saurus moment!
I’m just a yeti-loving snow person!
Don’t just sit there, get yeti!
Don’t worry, I’m just yeti-ing the truth!
Let’s chill like Yetis!
I’m on a yeti-quest for laughter!
I’m feeling yeti-cited about this weekend!
You crack me up like a yeti on ice!
This conversation is yeti-ncredible!
Getting yeti with it!
Oh, snow! Not another Yeti pun!
Yeti-tate, contemplate the icy legends!
Yeti-sure it’s not abear?
Frosty’s got nothing on a yeti!
That’s a yeti good joke!
Yeti much fun in the snow?
Keep calm and yeti on!
Yeti up! It’s time for some fun!
I’m notlion; I’m yeti serious!
You’ve got yeti-tude!
Yeti or not, here I come!
Yeti but a myth?
Yeti here, done that!